The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 10, 1913, Page 4

MEMEER OF THE SQUPrPa NORTHWHeT F NEWSPAPERS Telegraph News Bervice of the United Press Assootation, Batered at the pestofficn, Seattle, Wash, ae second clase matter, Pablished by The Star Publishing Company every cvening except Sanday er than the one orary and ts due to tire out the condition } . , ually mu ‘ ness. © © CAee " out of balance decal in strength, Operation cures Geese cases. No medicine cures, 00 ™ It’s the People’s Voice, Governor = IVE the people a law for the recall of judges, G and they'll take care that when such folks as John E. Humphries run amuck, they'll be promptly checked up. The Star again suggests to Governor Lister that he call a special session of the legislature to meet in Olympia this winter. There is a difference of opinion regarding the possible outcome of impeachment proceedings. | If there IS a chance to remove Humphries from the bench by the impeachment process, The Star says, “Go to it.” But the surest way, and the better way, to “get” Judge Humphries, as The Star sees it, is for this ial session of the legislature to provide for an Tetion incorporating Into the state constitution a clause for the recall of the judiciary. This election can be held in November, 1914. Constitutional amendments can be voted upon) only at regular elections. ; , | If the people do not get an opportunity to say) what they want next year, they will not get another | ehance until November, 1916. WHICH WOULD MEAN TWO YEARS MORE OF HELPLESSNESS BEFORE SUCH CRAZY OUT- | BURSTS OF PREJUDICE AND SELF-EXALTA-! _ TION AS WE HAVE WITNESSED IN THE LAST} | 'FEW WEEKS. Maybe the average judge wouldn’t go on a ram-| See page like this. Maybe the average judge is a fine,| straight, upstanding man with a clear idea of justice. | : But we have seen Humphries. | And our hands have been tied. | ANTHONY COMSTOCK, the New York reformer, Is now on the rampage against a book dealing with vice conditions in Chicago. If “the censors O. K. the publication, it will be read by far more people than would otherwise have heard of it. Hundreds of thousands of copies of “September Morn” were sold after Comstock’s attack on it Seems as if publishers should congratulate themselves when Anthony b gets after them. ie . When Amy Smokes Her Cigar F ISS AMY LOWELL, sister of Harvard's president, was seen smoking cigars on the deck of a trans atlantic steamship. She says she believes in equal rights and her smoking is “nobody’s business.” 4 Of course, she’s right. If Amy should chew tobacco, #t would be nobody’s business. If she started to raise a mustache—some of them can—it would be nobody’s business. F If a man puts on skirts, or a corset, or a “jane” or “ 4 in his hair, it would be nobody's business 4 We might instance a hundred departures from custom, | by cither sex, that would be nobody's business | It is highly difficult to draw the line, legally or morally, | on personal habits or personal liberty There are lots of | things that are “nobody's business.” But what is nobody’s business in such matters is usually everybody's business 4 Everybody puts the girl who smokes, or chews, or strives for lip-whiskers in a class, just as everybody would) put awful inventions in false hair. Neither class is at present) I. in public favor, that’s a NEW YORK CENTRAL has abolished the finger bowl. Too many| Indianians were washing their whiskers in It. } PHILADELPHIA WOMAN sues man for $5,000 because he called at her house too often and insisted on proposing to her. It is a corking high crice for mittens National Plano Mfrs. 823 Third Avenue, Near Marion National Piano Clubs Are DO. W. THOMAS For the first time In the hie tory of the piano trade of Amer- lca, leading plano and player plano factories have organized factory-to-home clubs, which gives to each Individual member the same purchasing power a wholesale house ordering one thousand pianos. This means the greatest money-saving op- portunity ever presented to the plano and player plano buying public. Free music and music rolls to the first five hundred members enrolled. HERE’S SOME SAMPLES wer, Members A—Bench Pianos, now$55— 50c Members B—Practice Pianos, now $87— 76c Members C—Hall Planos, now. .$136—$1.00 Members D—-Student Pianos, now $168—$1.25 Members E—Domestic Pianos, now bedeae $210—$1.50 Members F—Professional Planus, now $268—$1.50 Members G—Fine Art Pianos > now ; $2591.75 “Rae AND A GREAT RANGE OF AMERICA'S FINEST PLAYER PIANOS FROM $1.50 TO $2.50 PER WEEK. It Ie Impossible, within the limited scope of this space, to give a full idea of the marvelous advant- offered at this time in the manufacturers’ plano Come to our salesrooms and Investigate. You will quickly see that It Is to your advantage to enroll as a member of one of these clubs. “THE ONE THOUSAND MEMBERSHIP CLUB” NATIONAL PIANO MFRS. 223 THIRD AV. NEAR MARION ST. One Block South of Orpheum Theatre and Opposite Central Bidg | EDITORIA . AK STAR—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1913. eS LAS A TINE TET FE TS NAR D SHOT BILL FROM NURSERYVILLE mr os "Deadshot Bill will not let slip He blazes away so true and well ~ This chance to show his marksmanship. | That with each flash he rings the bell He rings it even when missing fire, | Bill diskivers the. reason why Which same is puzzlix, although to admire] He bed suchan accurate eye! Wonder If He Got Away With It WHUT YOU DONT KNOW MAY BE TH’ VERY THING TH’7 HURTS VOU. Correspondent Sawyer, in the;in him a public servant who attends Alaska gold fields, tells of killing |strictly to business instead of gal-) a ptarmigan, describing it as “about |ivanting around the country and as large as a spring chicke | making a show of himeelf. ! Which prompts J. A. 8. to posteard | ‘How large is & spring chicken?! No fear about the cranks turning | Does he mean a spring chicken at|the world upside down, for scarcely a farmer's dinner or a sprin chicken any two of them turn in the same in a hatcleaning den? Here's a direction | difference.” | wees hh, Aa The new automobiles are so much In divorces sometimes there's a improved that today they can al misunderstanding, and at other|most fdentify the girls that father times a miss standing between. had out joy-riding last night | x ee Street Grinder—Well, I've ground Diplomats who with the secretary not delay to obtain their to converse| The lamp shade gown Is agnoune: | your knife. Where's your dime? of atate # ldjed. Having shaded our lamps more|) Smart Kid—Ab’ that's what I'm #04800 lor less for so many Owns, Welwaiting for! Your notice says, passes to the Chautauqua should worry | "Knives un@ while you wait for | fade 10 cents!” aol gers ee Is to naga Paris judge has ruled that doctore| a special edition devoted to the Pa-'must treat their motiprs-tn-law cific coast, which should go far to- free of charge. Death naices may Business Ability wards certifying our existence a8 now be watched with Interest reality rather than myth. a8 Ue Expressmen who say they have f of the parcel post remind of that pe whe whistles rough @ graveyard the man with the Bunau-Varill soda-water 1 F for who we De Le will have to lower it to the sea wares. vel within 20 years. We can af-| The proper method @ patching a rd to, then. rent in the bottom of ¢ skirt these “_* days is to make a sli of It Speaker Champ Clark in his let-| woh hae’ ter to the Comr al club aald he| At that, however, SOME of those had great diffict in keep tant ‘suffragettes must have quorur it he eastly kee nh. Yn mundy.—wilson mizner has just returned from a tripp to) Mother—What are you looking yoorup for in the dictionary, Georgie? mr. mizner is a notorious playwrite, and verry fond of traveling) Georgie—Paw giv’ me a dime if around and having a good time I would stop saying a word an’ I he is telling a goak on himself, that happened of his voyidge over|/am trying ter find one now that's from yoorup worth 50 cents the ship was pretty full of passengers, and the) had to etick wil-| son in a room with anuther feller he did not like this | Doesn’t Need a Muzzle well, says a friend of his who had traveled round even more) sree amma than mizner, | will tell you what to do | ———_— in the nite you holler and grone and make a perful noise, 80 as! AWSAY, | CAN'T| this guy wont get no sleep, and he will make thei give him anuther | ate NOBODY! room grate stuff, says wilson ~ to he done it, he moned and howled sumthig awful and dident| get no sleep himself hardly at all | in the morning he says to his roommate, im¢sorry if | disturbed you, ole\pal | but the truth is i am just out of a sanitari, and my head aint) quite right | jam also subject to fits | oh, mention it not, says the other guy, ime drn glad to git a room) with anybody | was exposed to emalipox just before i siled, and ime skared) to deth for fear i'll brake out before wo get to th dock wilson he begun to turn pale and feel very wny but just then the feller laffed like evrything and they called It) squair, and wilson dident try to get rid of him namnore. G)eNn-} | In Chicago they've found a man who wears his false teeth in his hip pocket between meals, REAL ESTATE equipped In ey Northern Bank Building ALBERT B | OF? J) In Edi “ n itor $s Hew Rin OUrTBAty THUANDDS, And tnayhe Preaident Wilbse anal Wid Why Men Don't Enlist | Editor The Star: Being a co wtant reader of y paper, I am writing to you to ask, “When ts itzen not a ettizen? I was born in the United State My parents also were; also m grandparents, my grandfather be ing officer in the the union sid another genera tlon beyond tha ean t tive birt I must at least I joined the navy ecord of citizenship belng marke U. 8 This is 1913, and | day the paymaster at the Philadel: | phia navy yard ordered a checkage in back pay because there was ne it a wonder that men are hard t ket in the wervice? I have a tor in the l 1 ne must « " 1 over and let y nd we f you think I a {pt Chinese, ete; and then if mvinced I am an American t the citizens know what hap 1 am not complaining about the avy, as the U, 8 navy {#8 one of 1d, but certain ce it eodn te 4 = = pond : enjamin Clothes CARL SHERMAN BAKER veneer Blames “Seattle Spirit” Editor The Star: 1 tunate, or unfortunat hbaveac r lot with a} which to stay a few night, and where I wr a little time while I tr it how the name eaninonts and taxes and ¢ been ext would ha before th Talk ab | magazine ver untl ber Morn My hats come from the scrap bag Medicine, muat be ¢ an-—I am | Sundays Tonight I am trying to figure out how I am going to pay union dues bread and butter for the and buy remainde I think fade awa jean catch The luxuries. all if the “Seattle y until we poor mortals Thaw can come in f there ought to be no tax on other L PAGE OF THE STAR Mail ravagant, the ve been my plac yut vacation 6 a1 a they look or the shades of night Ido not bu Jone at home—! able wash and evenings. r of this week | Perhaps, if I serimp on the latter, I may be able to pull through it would be b h our breath MRS. 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