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or THR scrrrre MIOCE LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS Bervice of the United Press Association, the peatoftios, Sandie, Waah. The 86 AFTER REACHING the age of one month, children derive DAILY HEALTHOGRAM much benefit from sleeping out h sould be encouraged when weather will doors in the daytime permit. 1 In the summert! About Those Bill Bryan Lectures may start this happy hapit he'll be darned if he'll stop lecturing ILL BRYAN says to please his critics, who would nag at him whatever he did Maybe, then, Bill might be induced to stop out of con sideration for his friends. This paper claims to be a friend of the great commoner It has long og in him one of the most useful influences which our pu life has ever had. I brave and fine has been his fight to put the man above the dollar and to drive the money changers from the temple ¢ liberty But Bill as a private citizen thundering his message from a thousand Ch Bill as the secretary of state of the American nation, are different personages. What is right and proper for the one may not be seemly for the other. : It is a fact, which ; can confirm, that the spec tacle of the premier of son administration lecturing for pay betwee of his motive doesn’t set well upon the t of the world’s sense of the fitness of 1 | things ; | The nations of the earth are laughing at us. You couldn't im President Wilson using the prestige of his great office as a booster of box office receipts. | Yet Bill's job is only two removes from the president's, In point of prestige it is even nearer than that. It is the second post of dignity and honor in the republic. Now might easily be that Bill is so foreign laughter, get his nerves. many thousands of his friends and admirers who aren’t looking for pretexts to misjudge him; men and women who value at its true worth the great service he = rendered to the cause of d —whose nerves do respon uncomfortably to this exhibition of foreign ridicule They hope that his 1913 lecture experience will be the } last that he will indulge in while he is holding his present | loffice. that this there are} buil Sut t doesn’t on | men and women | ocracy- If necessary, they will agree to buy three tickets apiece |doned after serving 43 years to each of his charming performances AFTER he shall have| Haid down the portfolio of state if it is necessary to insure the Bryan household against an invasion of the wolf of want |a,0 Ibecause of the high cost of official living in Washington SEATTLE ELECTRIC CO. offers to sell car tickets at places where | the public Is not admitted. At that, It might be worse if the company | | collected fares and Made us walk. It Looks Like a Coolness HERE is likely to be cold weather, even frost, when Mrs Pankhurst arrives in this country. The stern lady suffragists are preparing an “icy atmosphere,” cold enough and | | prison at Columbus in } ment. When Madame Pankhurst visited America previously, she! “was entertained to the limit and enabled to ship homeward several crates of bright silver dollars, ‘American ladies who wanted to hear her lecture. | Now comes our own Anna Shaw, one of our best suffrage! torch bearers, figuratively speaking, who says that when she invades the Pankhurst territory to teach the ungodly Britisher| his proper politics, Mrs. Pankhurst didn’t put herself out a bit [DON’T YOU THI " WELCONE;to APPLE! SEASON!” Bet DECATUR, rot which had ily of Dr. W years Was found dead in its cage it is believed the bird died of grief Tt had been gloomy and had refused to talk wince the death of McMillen eee | ° ?) Pegi “pec ere for Seems like I'm crazy for applee—| A zest like the keen autumn) For autumn means rosy-cheeked ap Sieweh prection ame his tater Been without any 80 long: breeze, ples, y point quite | | Now iene It'e time for the frult to| With a savor that’s won from the) And apples mean cider and ple, t | @ prime, smile of the sun n * . | And dumpling and such which you Scott! my man,” sald Say, I'll Just burst Into song. | When It ripened the fruit on the can's praise too much, | “Where | “1 don't left here all World ° P It's a Lie Ind, Oct. 1 right A an officer, hurrying up to him, are your shots golng? know 5 the man confidently, par n kept in the fam McMillen for many replied “but they New York STAR—WEDNESDA Other frult's good in its season, But, ah, how | welcome the fall That part of the year when the ap | ples are here, | The bulllest fruit of them all, | [There's a tang to the t apple, Y, OCTOBER 1, 1918 PHON RA NK THIS COULD PRY LOOSE JUST ONE LITTLIE GIGGLE) But Now, He’s All Right, | tr "| Oh, No matter how hard you may try. I've hungered and thirsted for go he to his Highness, the Apple, apples, Who comes with the crispness of With the appetite keen of a boy, fail. | And the season which brings In this When my palate’s athrill as | take| wives viand of kings in my fill Savage—Welly good man now. For me ie a season of Joy. Of the bulliest fruit of them aut’ two last week London Sketch. :|Dead to the World Forty Years; Now He Is Astonished as He Looks It Over COLUMBUS, O, Oct. 1L—Par! best years of his Iife—in a state 4 itentiary! cing the new world for the firat time at 66—such ts the «: fence of John Taborn, prnor Cox ¢ Go “Taborn was president The electric lights w there w four or five-stor had not conceiv | while flying ma men pardon: Ohtot entered It's oming to fe again after a century bv 1k o. the kin his last span of life ¥ ry the state 1870 Grant} | was unknown; ere not dreamed of ctric cars ¥ buildings ed the f chines a aky- j scrapers in the largest cities were! Edison h, one plenty enough to cover both the social and political environ-|telegraphy were the dreams of mad The United States navy constated of a fe en ships When largely contributed by | was taken about Cc | den of an ¢ helght of which building, stonished him; he} enjoyed his first ride in an elevator th: fron clads and many wood- he was pardoned Taborn| abus by War-| that | Thomas’ secretary he was not confused by the traffic jand Inju He «a nh awe at the electric) ears; he mt in the revolving eo to entertain but even let Anna buy her own sash when she/he smoked a good cigar, but was paraded. Absorbed in such features of political reform as self-| sera starvation, smashing windows and making targets of parlia- mentary hats, Mrs. Pankhurst evidently forgot that feminine sentiment has entered politics. | She’s simply got to treat ladies right who return her calls or there’s going to be a coating of frost on further intimacy She's likely to find America full of women who won't buy their own sashes in London and put sterling silver “favors” beside the Pankhurst plate in New York. However, if Mrs. P. is as sincerely hot-footed after the Hdollars on this trip as she was the last, any little ruction is|in the nose raising of muct good advertising. AFTER FUMIGATION DAY comes purity day. What with libel! suits, and long negroes and short Japs, it’s one blankety blank thing! after another for certain folk se | JUDGE HUMPHRIES restrained! Is It a case of what's good for the gander Is also good for the goose that laid the golden egg? SENATOR WESLEY LORIMER JONES is sending out his record of his vote in the senate, but particular care is taken to omit all refer- l ences to the Lorimer defense and to the painful Payne-Aidrich tariff. FREE NIGHT schoo! work, both In grammar and high school work, begins Friday. Young man and young woman, don’t neglect your op- portunity for an education, ODORLESS ONIONS first, now painiess aes aos next blind We Invite Comparison Take these Bradbury Clothes point by point and they will stand up under a rigid examination better than any Im suits of which we know at the price Come in and look them over carefully at close range, then slip into one and see how comfortable it feels, note the material—examine the workmanship then ask the price. You'll be surprised at the very reasonableness of it, but that’s not all— Our Easy Payment Plan permits you to own one by paying Just a little down and a little each week or month, as you prefer. 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BY A DENTIST ON FIRST AVENUE People ce | day and comp repres J, Brown, WARE of ¢ 713 First Wve, Union Block | I can ne doll Jollar while or his as hin thief ¥ to # time tal work sand lives off my repute A complete outfit $1.00. Druggists everywhere ywhere sell Hiyomol. | DR. E.J.BROWN ROBBED 4 because y work ls often superior it conta you loss than one-half the price charged by other high-clans dentists a dollar and you save do your dental work me to my offices be sure and at the en ment Beware of fake Dr, Browne, tle's Leading Dentine » my picture in my af ance of the building: tts just like the one in this advertine q ‘WIN J. BROWN, D. D. § . | state learned three | as a m ehiniat | When ho left the prison be had In the prison he about $100, The prisoners took up| 4 collection and gay $30; the] turned over $ 1 Tabor had about $50 himself, | ers for the first time in his life. after 43 years’ Imprisonment. A CHILD DOESN'T | LAUGH AND PLAY (F LITTLE STOMACH 18 eoun,| LIVER TORPID AND BOWELS CLOGGED He Glve “California Syrup of Figs” at | once—a teaspoonful today often saves a sick child tomorrow If your little one is out-of-sorts, | |half-sick, isn’t resting, eating and acting naturally—look, Mother! see if tongue is coated. This is a sure sign that its little stomach, liver jand bowels are clogged with waste. | When crc irritable, feverish, stomach sour, breath bad or has stomach-ache, diarrhoea, sore throat, full of cold, give a teaspoon ful of “California Syrup of Figs,” {and in a few hours all the const! | pated potson, undigested food and |sour bile gently moves out of Its |IMttle bowels without griping, and you have a well, playful child again Mothers can rest easy after giv- ing this harmless “fruit laxative,” because it never fails to cleanse the little one’s liver and bowels and sweeten the stomach and they dearly love its pleasant taste, Full directions for bables, children of all ages and for grown-ups printed on each bottle. Reware of counterfelt fig syrups. Ask your druggist for a 50-cent be tle of “Callfornia Symp of Figs 713 First Avenue then see that tt {# made by the Open evenings until & and Sundayal "California until 4 for peop le who work, Mig Syrup Company,” Don't be tooled! Mi { John Taborn, on the left, looking at the Columbus (0.) skyscrap- SHARP WORDS HAVE CUT MANY A MARRIAGE TE. He was placed upon an car for a trip to elawa which town he was sente a mam during a q ¢ will go to his c home as county, Mich. and Inter to at N.C, where employ awaits him | A Lima, 0., man swallowed a bee, don't notice the initial cost so much. 4 the Most sitor Anything that sooner or later be will hay LICK YOUR CHOPS hives. A bakery in Germany turns eee out 600 loaves of sawdust The Wages Must Be Pretty H || bread daily and finds a ready market for this output. Al- though this “wooden bread” is intende for eonsumption by horses only, it is asserted that in case of famine it would fur- nish a highly satisfactory food | for human beings. The sawdust There are men who can tell you! all about the currency bill who can't tell you what ward they live tn. is first subjected to fermenta- j ee tion and chemical manipula- | It looks as though Alton B, Parker| | tions, and is mixed with one- third part of rye flour. Co had a majority with him at last. ° . . The meat trust small farmers to ra cattle ap to prevent a shortage And just as soon as ro mers do that, the beef trust will re duce prices. *The prices paid to . ® appealing to two or three And by the way, what has become of the old fashioned football player who used to wear his hainr long to protect his collar bone? the « . | Every time we see a woman ina, The New York Central has abol- slashed skirt we wonder if she /ished the finger bowl. We're sorry would wear side whiskers if she to hear it. The finger bowl! is the | were a man. only thing we ever saw in a dining | And when we see a man with side | whiskers we wonder if he would | wear a slashed skirt if he were a woman finger tn. . Why is it that a grafter generally has a disposition that brings votes | to him, while a reformer nearly al- : “Courting,” remarked | married man, “is general! ve pleasure.” "agreed the other, the alley run up an rather than say “Good morning” to him? ‘NO STOMACH MISERY, INDIGESTION, “put you in a revolt—if you can't get it reg-|sclentific, aarm! julated, please for your sake, try|paration which Pape’s Diapepsin. It’s so needless |every home, stomach ws truly belongs ‘was pardoned by Ohio's governor ithe other day d only elght men [It's the uj p that counts.” jhave written %, a dozen writ “ee n postals d two score tele|@ a pclae car that a waiter failed to put his ways has one that causes men to j GAS, SOURNESS—PAPE’S DIAPEPSIN | gives it|charge At any time. |TIME IT! 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There are no poisonous | weak mother who struggles!nor narcotic drugs in Doan’s Kid-! tired, from morn to night with e lame, jaching pack 4s carrying a heavy/ ‘Every Picture tae | burden. { jorman: Many women belleve that urinary |disorders and backache are “female = | troubles” and must be endured. But} NEW YORK, Oct. 1—One stage-| men suffer the same aches and struck young man has been cured. |'Toubles when the kidneys are He is Jack Rosenthal, small son of |” 1.3 Women are especially subject to Rosenthal, Tight clothing, in- theatrical man, and kidney disease Kathryn Osterman, actress. door work, the ordeals of child- Miss Ostermann took Jack with| birth, the worry, and the stooping, her on a tour of her vaudeville|straining and striving of house i |first the rtouble may be only back ache, sick headache, dizziness and noon the midget wanted|a drowsy, dull languid feeling, but act in which she appears with Louls| Work all help to bring {t on, Simon There {8 also a midget in the act, One aft to go to @ ball game in a western|this condition ts dangerous to ne- city, and he asked Jack to play his|glect, for dropsy, gravel and deadly part, 80 he could off. | Bright's disease start in some such Jack knew the part, from wateh-| small way ing it, and he was tickled to death Don't be discouraged. When to be @ real actor. | backache, nervousness and irreg- The midget's part includes some| ular or painful passages of the kid- Kicking and cuffing, and, just to|ney secretions begin to bother you, make a good actor of Jack, nothing| tse Doan's Kidney Pills, the tem “Oh, What a Pain,” was omitted from this feature of his role days later his father, in| - few “When Your Back is Lame—Remember the v York, got this letter: "t played the midget's part tn ma’s sketch today. Black and blue! all ove Darn mad, too. Ne again! I'm going to be a farme: Sold by all Dedors. . Price Foster-Milburn Co,, Buffalo, Dance at Dreamtand tonight.—Adv, DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS Burden cause a habit. Delicate women use them with perfect safety. And Doan’s Kidney Pills is @07 one kidney remedy that 1s reca? = by your neighbors. SEATTLE [SEATTLE PROOF J 1009 B, Madieo® Roy, ep, Wash. il did kidney medicine and 20 afflicted with kidney trouble fail to try them. For a long I was annoyed by sharp across my and somett had a dull, 4 my loins that ength and energy. certain as te the cause of the but finally ded were disordered. bout Doan’s Kidney made up my nd to give trial and got a box at the Ki Drug Co. Nothing could given greale satisfaction. pains and achos were soon and I felt as though I given a new lease of life.” cing ache thr robbed m@ 1 was Name” N._Y., Proprietors: Peron ee | Tr rnllstet. SEESERERSGE SESS ESE> eeseegre: ar ERERSSzEZIIE, +i 3