The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 27, 1913, Page 4

MEMBER OF THE SGRIPRS NORTIWE#T LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS Telegraph News Bervice of the United Press Assoctation, LS ffiee, Beattie, Wash, soon ished by The Stor pakiienins ening except Sanday isplaced Censure Danie Carter of Asheville, comes ent with a swat at the telephone He ct t with breaking down morality by making it easy for folks to say things to each other over the wire) that they w 1 ast 1 to say face to face a ses it of foster domestic extravagance, by sewives to order more articles from mer cha nt in afford or than they would think of ordering phone weren't so ; Vain ire and misplaced! For if there ts fault it is with persons, not with phones. The sinful heart of man, not the fine fruit of his inventive mind, should receive the scourging Were we devising a kick on of the telephone it would be that this serviceable convenience has not yet been placed within the reach of the masses of the people Nearly everyy the giant private monopolies into whose control the telephone has fallen are secki not to} cheapen but to raise the cost of Its service | If nes owned and operated by the people, for service and not for the enrichment of a few, such a useful device as the automatic switchb« ard would be used, | not sidetracked; and its use would bring the telephone within the means of well-nigh every home We would not do without railroads because criminals | travel. We would not forego electric lights because they | light the unjust as well as the just Rather our aim should be to bring the conveniences and comforts of life within reach of the greatést possible number of people That cannot be done if private greed shall forever be} permitted to block the way | canal gowns will be all the rage when the Panama s President Howland of the National Cloak, Suit Maybe they’ll call the slits DAM HATS and anal is opened, say: and Skirt Manufacturers’ association. “locks.” Smoke Out the Grafters! HERE never yet was any sort of social or other organi zation ginger in did not have to have its umpire. So, it is well that the people have respect for courts since the latter are supposedly the umpires in the matter of what is justice. By this same token of the importance of courts and the} importance of public confidence in courts it becomes essen- tial that the courts be above suspicion, | According to a resolution which is being smothered in the United States senate judiciary committee, there is strong suspicion of graft in the United States supreme court It is charged that a printing firm is being paid an average of} 80 cents per page for printing that court's decisions, whereas | the government price is 5 cents, and that the overcharge amounts to over $100,000 annually. | Can there be anything more serious than this charge} against the highest court in the land? The respect of the! people is involved. It seems to us that pretty much every-| thing else might well be temporarily side-tracked until we discover whose fingers are in that $100,000 graft. It is hardly worth while trying to purify a stream whose rising place is in a cesspool. | Another thing that seems to us is that, if we, or some | with it that tbody else equally as good, don’t stir*this matter up, the Chamberlain resolution to investigate this alleged supreme) court grafting will sleep the sleep that knows no awaken ing, in that senate judiciary committee. A MILLION DOLLARS In $500, $1,000, $5,000 and $10,000 bills was destroyed in Cincinnati subtreasury on orders from Washington. ‘They were considered too large for “common us Welll We should say so! Economically Inspired ONGRATULATIONS to “Divine Right” Baer, president of the Reading railroad! At great expense, all-steel cars have been substituted throughout his railroad system for the old style wooden cars. It was discovered, largely by widows and orphans of the victims, that, in wrecks, the wooden cars buckled, increasing the extent and seriousness of the wreck. President Baer got another divine revelation and decided upon re-equipment, which he has just successfully accom plished. Hereafter, not so much of Mr. Baer’s coal will be spilt and wasted in wrecks. Maybe we ought to have stated at the start that it was as to his coal cars that Mr Baer had got another of his divine inspirations. SPOKANE COUNTY AUDITOR ha: and says he never saw a ki: 't looking, that’s all. issued 30,000 marriage licenses exchanged by the contract- CHINA'S ANOTHER that’s got a president who promises to resign as soon as peace is restored. We begin to suspect that the picking in best in war times. i PENNSYLVANIA WOMAN takes a club, marches her husband to the polls and forces him to vote her ticket. British papers please copy. "My Mamma Says — Its Safe for Children!” FOLEYS HONEY ~ TAR Coughs =:Colds CONTAINS “The Children’s Children” are now using Foley’s Honey and Tar Compound and it is today the came safe effective and curative medicine that their parents found it. For all coughs, colds, croup, whooping cough, bronchitis, hoarse- ness and tickling in throat, use it. It gives satisfactory resulgs. FOR SALE BY NO OPIATES BARTELL’S DRUG STORES, | | Loads his 30-30 for the "Here's his hole; get him, “DEAD SHOT BILL,” FROM NURSERYVILLE "Deadshot Bill’ with serious face feof AN All Bill wants is Just one shot. MBER 27, 1913. 'TH By Fred Schaefer and A, D. Condo The next contest will be a pen manship contest. To the boy or girl contributing the b speciman the prize will be aware 4 Uncle | Jack has decided that * teat will serve to teat t of the boys’ and girls ug A DOLLAR OFFERED. nt nehe mntente Ne 6 interest An the two r have aroured con among the Circleltes and their { ents, Unclo Jack has still another ost along school lines to an will not only Interest the boy «att nt hve That coyote he'd like to lamp Which wuz prowlin’ around his camp. chase. ad . ANSP Tas fr abe yr “Ding that dog’ says Bill, knocked flat, “I want coyote, not Thomas cat!” Spot!” A FEW GIT Senator La Follette says he voted for the tariff bill as a political aac rifice, Wherefore the gentleman Jeaning on the cigar counter wishes ® smains one of the finest pleces of eloquence ever delivered on & great occasion.” We have ways felt confid if their attention was called to it, see In re Huerta, Sulzer and Glynn, the Who's Whoser asks for a little more time to prepare his report eee The man who thinks a newspaper ought to have an opinion that crosaga his, has a brother who thinks that a newspaper ought to advertise his business for nothing. There's a chance to start a nut paper eee POOR PAPA! Lad—Kindly spare a penny for a poor orphan, sir? Gent—With pleasure, my lad Have you been without your father long? Lad—No, sir. He's the orphan! oe A woman hi applied for divorce because her husband made her move every #ix months. “Buy him a chessboard, unfeeling court | o- An Illinois golf player sliced a shot from the tee and broke his companion's nose, Now, if that had been a game of cricket, old chap, nothing would have been sliced at the tea, unless perhaps a lemon, don’t you know? sald the cee The faultfinder is like a cat— never happy until he brings the dead thing he | house to make # found Into the us smell it Foreign newspaper which eriti- cise our Secretary of Chautauquas {should not disregard his lecture re |turns. Sixty-five hundred dollare in six and a half months 1s a batting average of a thousand dollare a month on the side for Qurrency Bill ee | Slavery in the Philippines? An Jold story. Whoever revided it must |have an idea of distracting attention }from Mr. Mann, the author of our jwhite slavery w ‘oe | We cannot write a poem on the |beating of the English golf cham pions by Kid Oulmet until we com: |municate with Montreal to find out how his name is pronounced, After that we u cups BUT MOST “UV US to know; What does it martyr? eee The London Times says that) Abriha: Lincoln's tysburg nt of this approval | a Doctor ——BITS—— And Bites at 'Em “NSN | “Women had better sew up the! alits in thetr skirts or they'll freeze to death this winter,” says U. 8 Surgeon General Blue | They can wear warmer stockings can't they? FELLERS GIT LOVIN’ CANS | | Youth ie denied admittance to the U. 8. navy because he had a repro duction of “September Morn tatooed on his back. Recruiting of: ficers thought it would demoralize ° N'T IT DRY? the navy | What's the difference between Potatoes, we read. are September Morn” on a boy's back and on a postal card? | In pete, which we oe Russia is boasting that her new destroyer, the Novik, ts the fastest War Vessel afloat That little affalr with Japan jtaught the Czar that fleetness is a 993 [highly desirable quality in a navy |that doesn’t know how to alm a “Thaw Quartered in Hotel Room.” Terrible, wasn't It, for one so young land strong? € gun 1A hard stubborn Cold that]¢ |hangs on, is broken up by Humphrey’s “Seventy-seven” COLDS: The second sign of a Cold is| with it?” a sneeze, a shiver, or a hot], Vell from the way she acts | flushed face, which never|norses were dead.” }would have been if you had the first sign of las- MOSTLY DECEASED. ——® “Trouble?” asked a bystander. Some,” replied the man under he c “What power car ts it?” seems to be the matter EVERETT SEATTLE ALLW | heeded INTERURBAS ay |situde, as described last week - Limited a 1 | Even now it is not too late . 1090, Tr s0 : Ja 3 to break up the Cold if Isat ee dais ue aig PO SE : Je, Fifth av, near Sevénty-seven” is taken at | wa Asan Drug ‘Btore once. , |" RV BATTLE — Limitea Don't wait, until the cough |{rsine 2:09 « m and 4.00 p Jocal jand sore throat set in, or it] 1! 00 & m, 12:00 noon ‘Yee } $100, “6:00, 7:00. #100. am may take longer “Seventy-seven” is a small vial of pleasant pellets, that fits the vest pocket, easy to take grt leaves both clttee & 10 NORTHWEST TRAC EVERETT Wash carry, eas to | Is for sale in every store jin America that sells medi |cines, price 25cts. and $1.00, jor mailed on receipt of price. | | Humphrey's Momeo 186 | William Street, New York ‘TORTURED BY UGLY ITCHING ERUPTION Medicine Co, Advt CUT- OHIO fate Dentists WE STAND BACK OF OUR Wonk roR BARS’ GUANANTER Amalgam Filling 50c Up Gold Crowns $3 and Up Bridgework $3 and Up, Full Sets Teeth $5 sn¢| We have thousands of Seattle pa tlehts who will tell you that they never knew that plates could be fit- ted #0 perfectly until they had us do the work Recommended Resinol. Half of a 50¢ Jar Cured It. Raltimore, Md.—"My little daugh- ter was taken with a very small spot on the back of her hand. It grew larger and caused her much trouble. When she would scratch it, it would bleed and get very ugly looking, 80 J doctored it myself for about a year, and at last it broke out on both | knees, and when she would go to bed she would scratch, and was so |tortured and suffered so from the itching, that I took her to our doo- tor, who recommended Resinol Soap and Resinol Ointment Imbroved with first application, “T sent for samples and after the | first application the itching and tn flammation was improved, and kept it up night and morning, and by the time the sample was gone| she complained very little, eo I got a fifty-cent Jar, and before that was half gone the trouble had entirely | disappeared.” (Signed) Mrs. Mau Schmechel, 2787 Presbury No 5, 1912. Nothing we can gay of Resinol de nv. Any work that doean't prove nat Isfactory will be repaired free of @quals what others, such as Mrs.| charge %t any time. Schmechel, say of it. If you are] ¢ : suffering from itching, burning earn Sheela today, If you wish akin troubles, pimples, blackheads,|~ 20° "8! examination and esti dandruff, ulcers, bolls, stubborn |'""'* sores, or piles, try Resinol Otnt i ment and Resinol Som. The near 12-Year Guarantee to All lest druggist sells them, or Free Examination “Forty-horse.” | should say that thirty-nine of the girls, but the parents as well It will be necessary to write only three words, The day of the clos ing of the cont will be moved ip to Thursday afternoon at clock. A penmanship teacher at one of the local high schools wil select the winning contribution Une ink and tie work should be done on glossy paper. Address al letters to Uncie Jack In care of the Star office, The prio i# a dollar| of the other members of the edi torial staff at The Ser volunteered |ing a beautiful contour He got |the contourist with only one #¢-|earlier than usual? forgot sbout | ———— to take care of the column along fi pusly, rious exception the contost | Unele Jack ts better, thank you | He sincerely regrets the oversight, and offers an apology on behalf of |tho negligent reporter. | Numerous letters were received by Uncle Jack throughout the week inquiring about the absence of the He contest from the regular Circle column The next contest, for which a \dottar prize is offered, ts explained | }in another pert of this column. | In Editor’s | Suggests a Socialist. Editor The Star: In making up & list of speakers to address the meetings you have arranged to dis cuss “What's the Matter Witn Seat tle?” allow me to suggest the name lof Joseph Gilbert, editor of the Se-! attle Herald, as the one man tn the city best qualified to speak from the socialist point of view. Mr. Gilbert is a constructive s0- clalist and is well known to many} of our citizens, Respectfully, | M. 8. RANDALL, 7349 18th Av. N. W, | Sa Fditor Th It's Fine Idea. Star I ad with thought your article on “What's the Matter With Seattle?” I think it's a fine idea Yours truly, A FRIEND OF SEATTLE, Born and raised here, INSIST ON SEATTLE-MADE GOO crease his output, and compel him to employ help. REMEMBER, the greater the weekly 9100 neeting PHONES ™ Dy mall, Aatiy, one mon RATES edsi'sis mes, 9160) one my inevise, io ong, 4000 wh wil Private enstunge departmenta Boys Guard Little Ones From Danger Jmy pletur 4 couple of | unar * which nome of the hind Ite k These ridd jt tthe ne |1 heard them J thought they gy Here the yarg: joes a barber ond My ir up and dyes ( How does a sculptor end fi At ‘ Makes faces ang ESSIE Day, Firat ay, §, yy Dance at Dreamtand tonight gy” on atl || ec——em \e 2 te in cash. ' eee ~~ af SHE 18 ONE ° « Dear Uncle Jack I saw your pleture in Saturday's | Star ell, If there ever was Jeontest for good-natured and jolly \f you cert y would win first | | i | Now, I will tell you as (but | don’t tell anybody) I am the Cir | clette that requested you to put your picture in the Star | rv BEATRICE SMITH roer ee | Ss Sd ° Wee THE GREATEST INVENTION. | for ° Dear Uncle Jack | 1 think it 1 yet Impossible to te the greatest invention, but te | z rt. the cotton Kin Is one | increasing capital it was Invented by 792. Before that, | | through the prac- men had to pick the seed from . cotton by hand, which took very| | evan | tice of prudence, long time, One man could clean “Patrolman” and the Badge He only two pounds in one day, With Wears. | They do not be | a the gin, one man tn t length of time could clean one hun-| New York city has been develop-| long alone to this dred pounds. Cotton goods, before |Ing the “help across club” idea. generation. All for. the invention of the cotton gin, were A schoolboy'’s safety patrol bas ] hot so plentiful and much more ex-|been org in every public tunes began some | pensive than now. The cotton gin|school in the city for the purpose | time, somewhere, in saves money, time and labor Of of looking after the mailer chil seer a marvcious inventions of our | dren, and 200,00 little ones are now somebody's _ thrift. & countrymen this the | being protected in this way Does this not point greatest consequences | The school principal selects from | : TACRA GEISER, |the upper grade 12 boys known as| insistently to a sav. 4010 W. Findiny st eae = orgy cr players . ings account for ee heir duty is to guard the «maliler) ___g|boys and girls from danger at you at the Dexter mo UNCLE JACK SICK. if et % protect Horton Trust and wi o-— : ——@ | the rom thou ens play | * The Star Circle Club did not hold| Every “patrol” has its sergeant | Savings Bank? ite regular weekly competition this |who reports the work of his “men,” Ms week ow to the fliness of the |and ry member wears a bronze director, Unele Jack, and an over-|safety badge. tight. When Saturday came around| The organization is called the DEXTER HORTON jast woek Uncle Jack was confined|“American Museum of Safety,” } in his bed with the grip, and one sate || TRUST bag SAVINGS ANK An actress is referred to as hav-| Perhaps SKRCOND AND CHERRY season has opened | - : es Saving Money Does not mean that you are either miserly or stingy. There is no dishonor in true economy. It is not only your privilege, but your duty, to lay aside a reasonable portion of your income each pay day Why not adopt a regular system of saving? Ours is a mutual saving society. You share equitably in all earnings. OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS JH Mioedel. President. J. W. Maxwell Henry C Rwing. A F. Linden. Vice Presidest. v. J. Colkett BW. Campbell. RK. Campbell, Secretary. J. A. Soderberg. A. F. Anderson. Boott Calhoun, Counsel Puget Sound Savings & Loan Association Established 1901. 222 Pike Street. ev yrowrerreseesese42 7. 2. In doing this you enable the manufacturer to i» Endorses Star's Stand. Editor The Star: You hit the ait- uation exactly, Let J. W. Bryan return to Washington and serve his time, He has made bad use of his stay here. His opinion of The Times and its editor is of no interest to the people of this efty They have both exceeded the lim its of decency in their publi: abuse of each other As men they have used enough ink Let them meet fn place and fight it out. some retired CITIZEN, He Seconds the Motion Editor The Star: As a subsriber to your pape nd one who makes | se of your advertising columns, I hould like to express my appre clation of Mr Roalt's article, “What's the Matter With Seattle?” in Tuesday's Star It contains by far the most Intelligent suggestions which b come out of the of disey ns on the civic situation in Seattle. People are generally very willing to be shown, especially by those who can show them, but! their willingness {s seldom taken advantage of I sincerely second Mr, Boalt's mo- tion for a “What's the Matter With Seattle” congress and quiz, Very truly yours Bh. WORLEY ve maze Rest Seattle, 86 V modern outside® cto 50c. 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