The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 23, 1913, Page 4

OF THR scuirrs wt nA NORTIOW Rat Telegraph News or Service ef the United ‘Freee Assseistion. Entered at the pestoffice, Reattio, Wash. eines matter Feaiteisa te the Or Febiening Company every evening except Sunday If Ma Fixed the Baby’s Sex HE quest for the secret of how to determine sex befo rues: yuntai { perpetual youth, } birth, like the quest of the fountain perf ncome Is a Year. rom ene organ, 0 Whe philosopher's stone, perpetual motion and unmixed hap , ’ f I y _ \piness, has been a pastime of the ages Th St Who. ] ] t A y h S M h : des ta Wap of Say eerhgped tn tromt of the jackees e Star, Whose Income Isn t Anywhere So Much} °:... Vit lures us on, but we never reach it gay pe ee Ye with Bhat is ecine afar ‘ m seor ‘ ‘ don th mil one, your guide, you ——- Did you ever stop to think what it would mean to the but you certainly are no dearer that big game. “he ae? twee cae at ? to the Monte Carlo syndicate | have alwaye thought that 1 tyace if a mother could knowingly decide her baby’s sex Scared! t than you are to me, the biggest games were to be e If you're a married man, ask your wife how many g! You have come from your found at Monte Carlo. | heard ss ; eat i sower. to say girl cute little nation to our great that the stakes at dominoes and babies she would have if hers were the pow 8 republic in search of blg game. authors and Simon-says-thumbe. ir boy. In the heart of the Rockle up were larger at Monte 4 h f you’ of a a seeing that we live in an than any other place on If you're not a married man, seeing Vet you sothe all-ine Waste the mge when problems of sex are again coming into the oper rugged fastnesses of the flask some other man’s wife—preferably in her husband's Rookies ts Sry eu Bane 4 \presence. taineers or to pitch horse — i rood 's plan, that about shoes with the baggage master It so happens, under the g I f " Oe Rabmar sanice Were tas many girl babies come into the world as boy babies, whicl tmeans that the race can go on. True, from time to time ii and for a time, alga up boy babies away somewhere to be shot in , maybe, to make a j prare—shot pplate; or shot, ichestnuts out of the fire, while for cannon ar market he stays Wortably out of the bullet range And when we aren't doing that we blunder Dother extreme by dooming great numbers of our abies to work at killing labor in unwholesome t beggarly pay, thus unfitting them in many cases divine function of motherhood; or we so ball up th bution of the commonwealth that numbers of 1 Yehould be married and bringing up families feel carefully an we foolish y| timuss up this intended equilibrium by sending a lot of the THE STAR—TUESDA Tan Open Letter to Prince Albert of Monaco, Whose Al, old pal, | don’t understand it But, as | center my master- mind in thought, | get another “hunch.” The reason for your trip to the Rockies becomes needless plain to me. You want to slay 1 armor] your own deer m pluck your own huckleberries and 1 ce on ades r ed wh pe too maybe, to pull some big real estate speculator’s | n the rrown-up fo the distri and insecure, and thus are tempted to tempt certain percent tages of women to the cheerless lot of the grown-up gu ; _tbaby who doesn’t have children of her own ‘ But in the main the boys and the g © V\the plan which the good Lord or Old )A\Blind Chance—if, in the face of the am lwisely ordered universe, you insist that plains things—has beneficently fixed ‘ And thus the race survives when dinner Is late. EAVE What n v help us! wentence and named McNeil Is! birds! wthe honest burglars and road a, Their families objected to Diggs and Ca ing to San Quentin penitentiary, where they would serve ‘their time with house-breakers, highwaymen, pickpockets and) jij), ‘others punished for crimes really less villainous than Diggs’| ‘and Caminetti’s, and so the honorable court amended the} What Has Receme of — ext from the bench? land, a federal prison them, if it But let ma fix it, and then what would happen? What’ll the Judges Do Next ? etti ge not so. MRS. JENNIE MILLER, of Philadelphia, advises community kitch with one chef to cook for entire neighborhoods. Heaven help the > Justice drawing a line of social distinction among jail- We guess we ought to have a Mann act to reach gents who run away with the blind goddess for immoral purposes But maybe congratulations, in the present case, are due gents of San Quentin ° PHILADELPHIA'S TALLEST buildings are reported to be resting That news may arouse the milk your own goats’ milk Your meager wage is $500, 000 a year. YOu ARE TRYING TO FIGHT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING! With Buffalo Bill ae a guide, you are in capable hands. He'll take your hunting glass balls. | saw him on a giage ball hunt once. He's right on the job when It comes to knocking the yolks out of the window pane cogs A giase-ball omelet should be very nourishing In case Col, Cody doesn't find enough wild beasts for you let me know by wire. Send it col War Ure MoxTe CARLO! CHORUS GIRLS WILL BE CHORUS GIRLS think ue might do if he during s. And We tremble when we Tr | what Ev drift | should | these tu are _Femin t, that Ev our ow we Playing of a descriptive piece by . . a band at Puebla, Mex, started a panic in which many women and n were badly burt | ver attend a Mex without a revolver, and a quart of chloroform, band concert M Anna Wilson put on men's attire and then threw a New York apartment house tnto a le shrieking down the air shaft We'll be able to tell what was tn |them just as soon as the dispatches tells us whether Anna ied for joy or in terror | ‘oe Anyhow, Uncle Sam has a bal ance of trade of over § n seven months, with and and Hemarkable Experience of “—_ Gas- non. Builds Up Weight Wonderfully. ~ ree) “Iw 1 run down to the very bottom,” writes F. Gagnon. to quit work, I was #0 weak. Now, thanks to Sargol, I look like a new . I gained 22 pounds in 22/ “Sargol has put 10 pounds on me in 14 days,” states W. D. Roberts “It has made me sleep well, enjoy what I ate and enabled me to work with Interest and pleasure.” “I weighed 132 pounds when 1) commenced taking Sargol. After! taking 20 days I weighed 144| pounds. Sargol is the most won-| dertul preparation for flesh build- ing I have ever seen,” declares D. Martin, and J. Meter add “For | the past twenty years I have taken | medicine every day for indigestion | and got thinner every year. 1 took Sargol for forty days and feel bet- ter than I have felt in twenty y My weight has Increased from 159 to 179 pounds.” When hundreds of women—and there are hundreds, with more coming every day—liv- ing in every nook and corner of| this broad land, voluntarily testity| to weight Increases ranging all the way from 10 to 85 pounds, given them by Sargol, you must admit, Mr. and Mrs. and Miss Thin Reader, that there must be something In this Sargol method of flesh bulld- ing after all Hadn't you better look into tt, just as thousands of others have done? Many thin folks ra! give most anything to put on a lit- fle extra weight,” but when some One suggests a way they exciaim, | “Not a chance. Nothing w ke | e plump. I'm built to sta Until you have tried Sargol you do not and cannot know that this is tru fargo! has stay ther cote tee meets men and ut pounds of health ry | Jesh on hundr doubted and in spite of their doubts. You don't have-to belle in Sargol to krow plump from its une. ‘ou just take it and watet weight pile up, hollo your figure round © and normal proporti yourself when you b when you finish and you let scales tell the story. Sargol is absolutely harmless in a tiny concentrated tablet take one with every meal. It mixes with the food you eat for the pur pose of separating all of its fies! producing Ingredient fat making elements in an weimilated form, which the can readily absorb and carry | our body. Piump, persons don't noed Sar uce this sresult t to pleasing us, You welml win and agai th It You It prepares 1 loos al over developer | machinery performs | [ite functions without afd, But thin folks’ assimilative organs ao not. This tatty portion of their food to waste through their unburned coal th Lu) A few days’ to: will au ot this ie tr tryt an open erate Sargol in your case prove whother or (| pou. Ten't it wore ‘» vanish and |! r|} 50c BOX FR To enable any thin re EE “GAINS 22. Ya. She Bit. | pada his best bua . England deprecates Japan's tak se relat The Old Fashioned Dog who made friends among Lutchers aftd finally oa ing military action In China on the ground that it would encourage | to following them to the partiti , i ci bina by ine powers slaughler house. put her. tham® in that chop suey | and see what it tastes like @| Dance at Dreamtand tonight.—Ady. Far be it from us to knock a member of The Star staff, but | | we do fee! that when the next real swell back comes to Se att should be passed to | |} it someone else instead of Boalt He draws | all the good things. | (This parag h was sneaked In through the connivance of a jealous printer and a jealous hty-two-year-old Romance. Personal — Been married six | months; nuf ced; 6 rooms of furni ture, including plano, for sale|| cheap, 718 W. 12th, st.—Advertise- || | ment in Los Angeles (Cal.) Times. || | a a) | A fool and his auto soon land In| | || a ditch. | one | “The farmers of this vicinity,”|| says the Marion Kan., Record, “are looking fine since the rain.” It beats the old-fashioned bath | | | | the Pacific a life-preserver | ‘The Best Evidence M By Mrs. Hazel B. It has aly my amt € healthy, | the Judges ga Joun Kinsella Boggs, no { weeks old, a score of per cent In the King county falr con wt, in which 100 bables were « j it was realization of a TALE ‘eam I have t er since I me WD WWAOALL old enough to plate mat FRAME VRTOROEAST. r meetin Whe Wesiuee 1 hel that mother's t ar lect, for | know you're hard up. Pi and mental attitude tho s t Vil be your guide on a REAL of babies exercises a hunt. With free junch forks |) ence upon thelr well-be as our only weapons we'll go trailing the Wild Frankfurter. beast! One more thing, Al: Don’t let those Wyoming ace sneakers coax you Into a game of ranch house poker, It's the game that broke the bank at Monte Cario! Your affectionate friend, GENE MORGAN. [eRe HAeReRReeeee * Here Is a set of Teeth That You Would Be Girls Discuss Babies The girls tn change w I fore I was married | matrimonial topics, and th some who positively hate thought of babies. These, | would say, sensed the temperame which I nsider n mothers would the telephone was emt ex who have | bable at s lw @| It was different with me |* Professor—You seem to be | | have always been Interested tr & very dull. When Alexander the #|bables. I loved “1 itked | Groat was your age he had al re for them, and play with the & ready conquered the world 4 always I dreamed I w have |® Student—Well, you he ' { my own some da @ had Aristotle for a teacher they came I was no stran and I say th pirit at { if boast my babies thorou | I live their min of the Fed Him Every Two Hours Baby John isn't old enough talk of ¢ but I every nguish nder urse, and much p his little | ularly—-eve * was three months old I ery two houra larly myself. I don't drink elther tea of coffee. 1 drink | milk with a favor of coc in it Regular feeding and sanitary dressing and sleeping conditions I GREAT FALLS, hee ullable uh earth—506 feet SEC garding the discharge of navy yard employes conceal? en on of those who have staked honor and n “Wildfire” aisles and the foyer. It is a Pe wh these I have observed with zealous fidelity, And Baby John has not been sick a day {n his life roud 0 By sanitary dressing I mean par ticular attention to the temperature ‘| Good teeth give comfort. Bad}and condition of each day, rather th give trouble. »body's teeth|than to trust to the general re PHO K not make | quirements of the season bad t Tae kang cnenes Crees OFFe0 times only a little; generally a great . p>} days when I saat | E 10 or 12 changes in Tyuete Neuere cool,| baby’s dress, as the te: ture agre ,| Varied. If the morning was cool I and closely approach the natural) ¥0Uld wrap him tn flannels, As sume ta color \the day grew warm would Mounted on vuleanite, per set, at acually, plece by pives, she his | $10 and $15. clothes. | Pally scnrasthen Tow ards evening, as it grew cool | [er would redress him | tle John has al 8 slept with ) Ps windowa ope his room at] nigbt. Duri ng the day he takes his| bl) little car on the | 1420-1422 Second Av ford b ne breathes good, whole | Opp. Ron Marche, Seattle |some alr || foreman. The edito: r never saw | ot + | eitthand rics a tee I <A fitting supplement to the Il ea" tn thee sereanet paracec, | indorsement of Title Insurance | An eighty. tworyearold French } by leading Banks of this city, eo 2 | Two of the Friendly Islands, in|| Bothwgl& Croohets fo, y mt. have disappeared. 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