The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 22, 1913, Page 4

4 THE SEATTLE STAR MEMANR OF TH scRIPrs Nort y Seattle p Preas Assoctatte: Entered at Seattle, Wast Y TILE MADE GOCDS, THAT'S A GOOD INVESTMENT The Pensioning of Tom and Jerry, are two ol ates and Jerry fully, thr rain and rarely a qt y have pul st, New survivir Rece ice of the nw : the a In Canada's far northwest, ir quite an industry in cowverting car barns, by six months of frisky draught horses But Tom and Jerry were beyond ion in the country would have} The only alternative to a pens been pistol shots and the boneyard | In this ergency, the prop owners along Delancy| st. did wh we think is amor most gracious acts in Gotham’'s checkered history They voted a fund and named a commission to take the two faithful crowbaits to a snug stable up state, where they can eat and sleep in peace and quiet until the end How humane are you to th Do you kick them and curse something roils your liver? the cat? In brief, is it the ru critters that can't take care treated by any who may have considerate and merciful? Must be some good in “li'l that! aving full leased wire mews service of the Ue postoffice as second. Aaun OF Newsrar wrest aes matter d plugs. For 24 years, faith shine, with a kick and i to and fro, along Delancy never lle se dynamo has taken their place, hat to do with the plugs answer wou been » fertile Saskatchewan, there's the bony derelicts from eastern fat pasturing, into plump and cat ld have easy pastoral redemption beasts in your employ? starve hen ¢ dumb them and them wt Do you let the children torment le in your home that the poor of themselves are to be mis the power, or are you kindly, ol’ N’York” to do a thing like FOR TWO YEARS the traction monopoly, through a systematic publicity campaign, tried to convin: the public. You betcher! Yes, it does—NOT. ce how eager it Is to accommodate Does not the car ticket regulation prove it? 1F THAT rotten legislature, Speaker Taylor, had not bumped th: would from street car conductors. SEATTLE REAL ESTATE M $3,900 in bills, and returned same New York and ’Frisco papers, p' headed by that arch standpatter, e people om the home rule bills, we @ the privilege today of buying six tickets for a quarter AN found on the street a roll of to owner. Chicago, Los Angeles, copy. NO, ANASTASIA, Judge Humphries isn't giving a vaudeville per formance. It’s a bench show. ASKED TO announce a day tor public prayer for rain, Gov. Hodges of Kansas says he believes in prayer, but not in the case of drouth or flood, Maybe Hodges is a bilzzard prayer only. TACOMA CIGARMAKER has been fined $10 for following an X-ray gown to see what was in it. This tion. near-sightedness is an awful affiic- AVIATOR MASSON is reported taken by Huerta’s men. Now, what would you do to a fellow who had for months been trying to drop bombs on you? Yes! So would we! WITH A nice little corner in corn, Jim Patten says he's ready to pay another $4,000 fi fellows who apprecia’ $500,000 for profits. for cornering food stuffs. Jim is one of the the difference between $4,000 for fines and Constipation and Heat Regularity of Bowele Very Impor- tant to Health at This Time At no time of the people be more careful of the con- dition of their bowels than in hot Weather. Many things may cause constipation in summer, but what- ever it may be the trouble should be promptly remedied. A constt- pated person lays himself or her- self open to serious and often fatal diseases. That feeling of conges- tion, lassitude or dull headache ts the first warning of trouble. Don’t try to remedy !t by the ex- cessive eating of fruit, which usu- ally has a laxative effect, but lacks action In extreme cases. 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NATIONAL OUTFITTING CO. 1515 SECOND AVENUE Slams, Jabs, Boosts and Most Anything JOSH WISE SAYS: “HI Jalap, th’ a coommodatin’ clerk at Doo Pes tle’s pharmacy, served behind th’ sody-water ter In his baseball sult, hie other clothes bein’ out ter git sponged an’ pressed,” coun. | . | Many ball teams make a hot fin- }ish in cold weather. oe | Editor Most Anything: Will you kindly Inform me Is Auto Polo any kin or descend. ant of Mareo Polo? Was Polontus called thusly for having been champion of the game? Do the contestants in the came wear, or perhaps dance, the Polonaise ?—Ernie ee | Jude Must Belong to the National Guard Jude Johnson is denouncing the administration for saying that armed intervention tn Mexico ts not a probability, However, a man who ls whipped by bis wife at least three times a week should keep still about fntervention in Mexico. Atchison (Kas.) Globe, Some an apple arithmetic atistician has figured out » shortage for 1914, his showing only 2 apple ples for each man, woman and fehild. But, like most statisticians, he has overlooked the thousands of men, women and children who haven't eaten enough apple ple in several years to make a whole one And thus, for those who have the price, there will be an apple ple for h meal—ineluding break fast in New England ewe Anewered by Mr. Cynthia Grey Please tell me how | can get rid of red and black ants?-E. BE. M We are sorry we cannot answer your question. We never have seen a red and black ant. What kind of a cage should I buy for my canary?—G. R. D. A bird cage, of course. Can a custard ple be baked up- side down?—Mra. C. H. 8. Certainly. But instead of doing that, why don't you make the cus tard ple without a foundation, that is, a dough bottom, but provide it with a cover and bake it in the or dinary way? The result will, be the same, Which should I do, skin or peel a watermelon before eating it?—J, D. Neither, Husk It, I have been saving my husband's cigar ashes for several years and now have two salt barrels full of them. Can you suggest any use for them?—Mra. N. B. You might keep them till cold weather and sprinkle them on the walk whenever it becomes slip- pery. eee Dear Mr. Grey: Grandfather, now 67 yeara old, always spills exes on his whiskers at breakfast, We have begged him time and again to have his whiskers cut off, but he refuses to do this. It makes a great deal of work for mother and us girls, as every morning we have to launder his beard. Can't you suggest some way we can dodge this work and at the same time keep grand- father’s whiskers sweet and whole some?—Genevieve, Alberta, Gwen- dolyn and Ethyl. eng Gah meek Yes, girls, it {s a simple prob- lem. What your grandfather needs is a whisker-sack or beard bag, into which he can tuck his whiskers while he ts eating his egg. Make two ear hooks of soft wire and sew the bag to them as in the accompanying illustration. ¢ > LIND'S PUNCH While the stern critics of the Wilson administration may have reason to find fault with things jthat are done or are left undone in ita Chautauqua department, a Washington correspondent advises certain highbrow editors to deal |gently with the administration's special courtler to Mexico, ex-Gov jernor John Lind of Minnesota | When Jobn Lind was chief ex ecutive of an imperial common | wealth, one of the St. Paul papers jcriticived him tn season and out, with a consistency lbeen surpassed that has rarely Ita attacks were l vitriolic, but, apparently, Governor | Lind was unmoved Finall at the end of his term. }and on the day that the end came, John Lind, private citiz made his first call as an ex-governor on the editor who had made the governor his target, and promptly placed him in a condition for how: pital treatment ¢ ca Mamma—When that naughty little boy threw stones at you, why didn't you come to me instead of throwing them back? Johnny (4 6)—Huh! What was the You couldn't hit the side of a barn NO CONTROL. | | Enjoy the dollar dinner, with | wine, at the Rathskeller,—Ady, THE STAR—FRIDAY, AUGUST 22, 1913. 0 EvereTT! * ~ T've Got MY HANDS IN SOAPSUDS! UTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE ANSWER TNE Door-BELL! YOoRSELF! (T'S ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS — IL The Lake Burien Line Editor The Star: Will you kind- ly give space for a brief reply to “A Taxpayer” regarding the High land Park & Lake Burien R, R. Allow me to say that any pe who is not ashamed of his parm: ought to be willing to sign It to a newspaper article that ts of tnter- est to the general public. In my opinion, “A Taxpayer” is only an- other name for The Seattle Elec tric company. This company has fought the municipal plan right from the start, and it is no wonder they now try to under mine this line, which was built by 300 small property owners who want access to the markets of Se attle Tam one among the 300 who want to develop a small tract of land ior a country home, | have 3% acres of land near this car line, and as soon as car service is as sured I shall employ men to clear the stumps an put the land in condition to crops. I shall employ carpenters to build a small house and barn and poultry houses. Most of the other small owners of land within a half mile of the Lake Burien car line | will do the same thing If theae improvements are a det riment to Seattle then the city council! ought to reject the offer. But when Seattle ta shipping an nually thousands of pounds of poul try and millions of exgs from the} East it is to the Interest of this city to encourage the development of the Iand at our doors, Those who have given the most careful thought believe that the Lake Burien line will be on a paying basis within one year from the time the city acquires It and will be @ revenue procucer from that time forth. It opens up the finest farming country between Seattle and Tacoma, and Wis, in a .ew years form a popular “Coast i between these two sister cities. Respectfully, H. L. GLENN. 703 20th av. Editor The Star: had a picture of a baby in your paper some time ago welghing 35 pounds at 8 months old. We have a baby boy here at our house weigh ing 20 inds at 4 months old two teeth and getting two more I noticed you Low Rent District Save when you buy. nyestigate our system—tt will pay you--look over our com- plete new fall lines, Northwestern 1329 First Ave, Cloak Suit Co ownership | subject the | hat} jalready; can alt up and himself, |never had a drop of medicine or stimulant of any kind whatsoever. MRS. R. H. HENNE, 1419 22nd Av. 8. NKING. | o—— eo A newspaperman was visiting an army post and played poker with | the officers at a time of the month when nearly everybody was short jof funds, He had $125 In cash when he sat in the game, he quit he had just and $300 in I. O. U.'s, all perfectly good on pay day. 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