The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 12, 1913, Page 4

MEMBER OF TH SCRIPPS NORTIWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS Telegraph News Bervics of the United Brees Association Rutered at the pestoffies, Seattle, Wash. as second inse matter, Published by The Star Publishing Company every evening except Sanday Marriage a la Mode HOUGH born when the world was young, the little goc T in keeping up with the swift, of love’ finds no tre ance of the diamond will show Tork for a good time modern procession, as nds to see the Giants play the prettiest girl he had ever introduction. In fun he asked her you marry me x up pretty strong for some wt chance to say yes went one after the Pir seen. He sec “Tf the Giants win The Pirates had be days and she thought it a sate But Marquard had a lot ae boomin (Pirates were va sk 2 to O After the game a merry group went to an inn for din ner. Young Picard off 1a toa “To my young bride-to-be. vd laud nd Phe maiden blush the friends drank and applauded An then it occurred to the happy man that he didn’t know the rl’s first name. Well, to cut the story short, h ! leclined to consider the wager a joke a fellow to welch,” she went with him to ch Around the Corner and the parson tied e learned her first name and he being “too gt the Little the knot Pe yet But hear the sequel, skeptical folk. It is Picard talk Be “T've sent word to the bunch that I’m through, and I’m Po a et sttery of love you never can tell. We d yn't like ta recommend this pattern of courtship but if the young man sticks to his agreement as well as the girl stood by hers, there'll be a hearty happily and prosper MAYOR COTTERILL has framed up another little rty in which he is to play the role of the victim His declared intention to veto the licenses of the 12 saloons that violated his Potlatch emergency order will not bother the saloonmen much, if any. Instead, the affair’ will afford the council another excuse to trample upon the mayor, and the indications are that he will be duly trampled. Money for Bliss T ROCHESTER, Minn., the father of Cassius Bart gave} bond in $700 that Cassius would not loaf, drink, gamble | or philander with other women after marrying Lizzie Blodi, whose father gave a $700 bond that Lizzie would not gossip, run with other men or be a poor housewife after marrying | Cassius. And both parties feel sure that it means wedded bliss. Cupid would be wise to mark up on his pool board odds against this. Money does not buy wedded bliss, but it is very often the cause of marital unhappiness. Instances are very rare wherein people are made good by being put under bond. They may act better but their character doesn’t be come better; habits may change but they are the same peo ple. Good habits contribute to wedded bliss but they are not all. Some of the meanest husbands that ever lived did not @rink, gamble or indulge in uniaithfulness and gossip Flir- tations and poor housekeeping are not the only weaknesses producing domestic infelicity of a high order. Cassius and Lizzie can easily make each other perfectly miserable and not stretch their $700 a particle, and, indeed, it will not be very remarkable if knowledge of the money consideration does not spur them on to do it A cold chill must always run along Cupid's spine every time he sees his lovers entering into a hard and fast money obligation to be honest with each other Yet the practice is not so very uncommon ; In these days, there’s many a marriage license ought to be headed “Bill of Sale.” LATEST PARISIAN thing is laced stockings under- | neath those split skirts. Good thing, girls, go to it! It will) permit freer circulation of air amongst the feet. HUSBAND OF that Volo, Ill, wife, who was ridden| on a rail by her women neighbors, says he'll stick to her| He can boss things any time tby} Sure—he has a cinch simply taking 2 rail and leaving it with those fiery women on the ball and the} Jof the Clerks to the Management tut the fom tn-| » jattentive to the management ee and «unanimous hope that they'll live \tered from the drawfts until a THE STAR—TUESDAY, AUGUST 12, 1913. Slama, Jabs, Boosts and Most Anything An officer of the Indiana national) guard shot a private who wan try ing to smuggle whiskey Into camp | Getting shot for trying to get shot? o- Sign in a downtown store Kindly Report Any Inattentic » clerks are so H¢ Joseph Eats Hie Words. Havi made ements that would le the public to believe that I, Joseph Wanek, contracted the barber's {tech at the tonsortal | parlor condacted by Leo McGuire, I [herewith retract any and all state) jments made by me, and will also state that I have been shaving my. self for years, and that I contracted | the disease by my own careless ness in not keeping my razor, mug and brush in proper sanitary con- , dition. (Signed) Jos, Wanek.—High land (Wis.) Pre eee The opening up of allt skirts has caused the withdrawal of many deposit from the Slik and Li onal banks. You have to say this for those sliced, alit, slashed or split skirts They make the girls keep their! | stockings darned . LORD BALLYROT IN SLANGLAND In a Northern city, old chap, the dwellers tn the apartment house wherein [ was stopping became sud- from sudden cold winds. I, too, suf- bor tubed to the bally porter as lows. “Hello! Is this that granite-domed | stiff of a janitor? Well, what do! you think this Is, an Aretic igloo or & cold storage bungalow for aged eggs? Get busy with the anthracite |tureen and tune up the anvil chorus that |On the steam coll, Get torrid, kid; | | get torrid!” My word! o- A Street Car Pest. I hope that old Everett True Arranges @ day off and pegs | That {1 mannered boob on the cars | ‘The mam with the “wish-boney”|Hank, the Hotel Clerk, “Firat, | while trying his wifie'’s cooking, jand then while loading up on gratis grub. The act of Connecticut in | taking saloon refreshments off the| | legs. eee A rattling good game—Dice. A corking good game—Putting up ketchup. A skin game—The beauty doc-| ‘ ss x “hair. | tor’s RISING TO a question of personal privilege, Mr. Chair-|'")" smooth game—The hardwood man, we desire to withdraw our remarks of yesterday wherein | gnisher's Judge Humphries was referred to as being without distine- | tion as a sprinter, and to suggest that even though his mili-| tary forbears may have “refused to run,” the judge himself has run some in this community. Incidentally, once being elected. THE DAILY WASHINGTONER STAATS-ZEITUNG has just issued a large and complete anniversary issue that reflects much credit upon its publishers, the German News- per association, Jacob Schaefer, president and manager. It is replete with interesting news articles, and “boost” matter, and includes a full comic supplement in colors UNCLE KITCHEL PIXLEY wires from Mogadore: “And now the consarned dude Eastern editors is roastin Mrs. Bryan because she’s left Washington and went home to Nebraska to put up jam and preserves against winter and I see in the Philadelphy Press, for instance. that it might a been known that the Bryans were in ‘hopeless ignorance of the conventions of modern life.’ Yours trooly don't fully gather what is meant by the conventions of modern life, but if it’s referrin to Chicago and Baltimore conventions. they're sure lyin about Bill agin.” 4 More Days Left in Which to Buy 16 Our $34.50 & $38.50 Medium Weight Suits For Ladies and Misses Balance of Ready-to-Wear Stock at Half Price. Some at Less Than Half J. Redelsheimer A bangup game Prizefighting. | +e To hear some pessimists tell It you might think all our American girle were going to rag and ruin. . OUR PRECISE ARTIST ALITTLE DASH . Ay, A Hen SHE COLORED TO THE ROOT) OF HER HAIR. eee A Seattle man always gete things so twisted that when hie wife sends him down to get re he usually brings home pretze "Yes, 1 had © great reception after my song last might. The aw dience shouted, ‘Fine! Fine!’” Good thing you didn't sing | again.” “Why, what do you mean?” “They would have yelled ‘Im prisonment!’ the second time!” a 9 Lest We Forget. The ns of the vioe president of the United States is Thomas Riley Marshall. ar) Bet you won't be able to recall |his full name in three years and eight months from today You Have No Idea How Many of Them Don't WANTED--Bookkesper who un derstands how to keep books. I Spatz, 535 Boulevard, Rockaway Beach.-Advertisement in New York World ae 8 Connecticut has abolished free lunches, If you want to see what effect {t has just wateh the next cepens “ABOLISHING FREE LUNCH” “Wouldn't you hate to lire tn!free lat makes it hard for the! sponse of Smith young hubby who hasn't got &\ and testament, all right.” leather-tined lunch basket going to be fine for wives who like | favorite of the to see thelr best cooking apprect ated, even if friend spouse has to weren't forgotten.” i. remembered me,” an |swered Smith, with a sad sigh am to have the testament.” evalleCteh@ntkot.s..a Cyrasthow parc sav | Connecticut? said Myrtle, the Tel ephone Girl, in @ teaaing strain. “They can't serve free lunch in any of the saloons of the state. Freo lunch ts outlaw.” “Free lunch ought to be outlaw | almost anywhere under the Sure Food and Drugs Act,” sald Hank the Hotel Clerk. “Think how many) happy bomes are wrecked by free ttle or po insurance) to cover the total loss! Think how many trustful young brides go and |prepare heavy, wholesome, delf| jelous dinners for thelr husbands, | |knowing that the poor men should| | be tired and bungry after the dally lunch, with game of epearing dollars. "Yes, the young wi tempting meal, with horse in a Panam at factory? “No. He oats as if bird acting under docto: to abstain from all fa’ of drinking companions. “And every time he hotated a} stein he made an ingrowing wish that his wife would learn how to} cook. Then he helped himself to a/| free corned-beef sandwich, cut as| thin as a sheet of writing paper. Also a spoonful of potato salad, a| pretzel, an onion and a rosy-cheek- ed beet.” | “No wonder he lost his appetite,” | |remarked Myrtle, the Telephone Girl Yep, he lost {t two ways,” said Tombstone Money Stolen From Home ELKHART, Ind, Ang. 11— Declaring he had stinted himself @ year to save enough money to purchase a tombstone for his wife's grave, William Whybrew has asked the police to ald ina search for thieves who entered his home and stole $140. Thin sum represented his entire savings. Emma Goldman The Talented Anarchist Lectures Tonight Finnish Socialist Hall Madison and 31st (Take E, Madison St. Car) dental Ave. ROBERTS PAIN-SAVING PAINSTAKIN DENTISTRY 1 COLD FILLINGS EXTRACTING CLEANING With DENTIST SUC C CRACKERS prepares a ald of a chafing dish, two exes, a piece of | buttered toast, a dish of pickles and peodleeared cook-book, Hut jwhen the husband horns home to the flat and hangs up hin newsun | per and unfolds his walking stick, | does he show an appetite Ike a were a} orders keer leans starches, meats, vegetables, fish, , frutt and hickory outs. In other ahead for Yale university at words, he doesn’t eat anything Haven With the exit of free whether they fa’ worth mentioning, much less *asth |lunch, won't they have to can the they don't chewing. And wife looks xt the | clas ‘ untouched meal and goes away and cries her little eyes out—or, at least, cries her eyebrows out of }deniy afflicted with chills ariaing|®°Ar. What's the reason for hubby scorning his wife's best efforte? Free lunch, of course, Ho's been |dallying In some drum with a host Subject, “The Modern Drama” Lectures Wednesday and Thurs. day at I. W. W. hall, 211 Occ Main 5306. “en } ry by kiss from gett ing ber burnt fingers. But, way, Myrtie, | see trouble {a Politica] Economy ft If Cheasty Has It, It's Correct Now Is the Seen Seattle’s:| Time to Buy That Have You Wonderful Boulevards? We are preparing to give another series of complimentary automo- bile tours of the boule- vards — Interlaken, Ma- drona, Frink Park, Mt. Baker Park, ete., and would like to have you as a guest, if you have never made the trip. Send in your written application for one or two seats, as you may desire, before Thursday noon, and we will notify you of the date and hour. The Day’s Best Stories apropros of an ‘marriage to a debutante. “1 know he's rich,” said one But it's) “You always seemed o—FENTERHOOKS, — . Judge Gary, apropos of the never | UPRIGHT PIANOS ay ending trust Investigation, sald the , some case damaged, some slightly used, jother day tn New York / “No big, suee the old shell nked them soundly ‘What did you do that for? bystander ank New jatn’t that I care semi-annual sale of men's and ress at® Cheasty’s of the reductions: suits for $12.00; suits for $14.00; suits for $15.00; suits for $18.75 suits for $22.5 TOO ELIGIBLE, ° Bradley Martin, who was himself a polished wit recall with de two millionatre’s a red the other | “he's too eligible to be con-| sidered old.” TESTAMENT. A Seattle man caine down to his! office the other morning #0 sad that |his deskmate, Jones, | what was the trouble “My rich old uncle ts dead.” “You don’t really mean it!" ex claimed Jones in a surprised voice Left a will and testament, I eup-| asked was the prompt re “He left a will to be man's,” “Of course $275 Krehling Piano, ful business can! eood practice Piano.... 11 Player Pianos of every 4 pina and |$490 Hallett & Davis Piano, good |$500 Kingsbury Player 1me. They are like | Condition, ebony 145 ens> ye ; — eo MAD. sos00e08 SNE wie “An old sheliback gat on a wind:|g925 Hoffman Plano, quartered |$550 Pianola Player Piano, swept ocean pler carving toy ships! 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