The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 11, 1913, Page 4

THE STAR—MONDAY, AUGUST 1 nin 9100. Private exrtange eam PHONES "‘huting with ait Gepartancate. Aut, one month tn efivemen, DB: m, - RATES irl ds ines. 100) ne ome, 6 By carrier, iw ety, ‘me « month. OF (THR SCRIPPS NOMTHWheT OF NEWSPAPERS, Telegraph News the United Pres Association, i » im |, ms Te. er =| LOSE THAT GROUCH; | oe READER, SHED A TEAR FOR OLD “I SHUD WURRY”|"" ANT inn YOU ©: “Really Living”’ OMES now a Chicago society woman who, after a flight He’s Banished Now; Almost Had to Shoot the Poor Boob at Sunrise thr How many times do you poison yourself with «grou? FY ; sraciously supplied by John D.’'s son-in-law, -_——- a oom how try to pass it off as a joke in an airship graciously supplied ; w the ib i | “More lies =a worn and tonny| 1 PROTEST ‘YER RE hg on ps fo ~ We're using it to mean Just what the gays that she “never really lived” until she too! he tri | [tine HATHAN | phrase | HONOR, IN THE Ht a Ct ne vives “Any substance which, introduced into the living or the contrivance with mechanical wings HALE AND Ox [Kind Friend, it once saw better | oF medeiAares tay T fualonstirestly, tends to destroy the life or impatr the health of that gy days Ite neme wae In the public ae ‘Time was when women were content to sit in stiff-backed A MARTYR O faninn dh pews, sing “I want to be an angel and dream of wafting ‘ @bout on wings of their own, earned by usefulness, goodness and satrifice | Those women “really lived,” don’t you think they did? Their days were filled with the happy satisfaction of caring And the grouch {6 a far more popular form of poison for suiciéie than blehloride of mercury or arsenic or laudanum. Most of the peo \ ¢ who take {t don't know they are committing suicide. They think n- they are exerctsing the God-given right of American citizens to co! duct themselves as they please. BUT GROUCHES KILI, JUST AB SURELY THOUGH NOT QUITE 80 QUICKLY AS ANY OF THOSE west and north and cee | d courtmartial for) notorious offender, The drumb the trial of th 1. Shud Wurry, was held this after Gor their children, of seeing that the kitchen was scrupulously toto VIOLENT POISONS THAT HAVE BEEN NOTED. lean and that the furniture in the parlor was free from dust | The defendant was condemned to} Did you ever hear of the pneumOgastric nerve? It ts the mesos y They put patches on the pants of the boys and braided leave at once for parts unknown, of furnishing nervous energy to the lungs, the beart and the stom: 4 “hy ging to school with that fatal chotce, the choice The pneumogastric nerve furnishes the stomach with whatever the hair of the small daughters, sending 'em trudging to sc lof being shot at sunrise Fo ria i cdeaene 't necessary for atyone to tell youl ; 4} s bray 1 pure | sense of action it possesses. It isn't n ¢ with faces clean and hearts brave and f Arp ¢ court was assembled — by tak When $08 © ting—when you are filling the stomach with fooe They ministered to the sick, were kindly to neighbors, three taps of the drum. Colonel the stomach should have every opportunity in the world to do Its J fade pets of dumb animals and filled their homes with a i x itt was pice outing attorney, work properly. There should be nothing that would interrupt tts funo" 7 fiance of love and care which made it a mighty pleasant and General Public presided, |The tions or reduce its power to digest food mediance vs ny oe nes is se . . ittorney for the defense was Gen Ne when you try to entertain food and @ grouch in the same arly ll ae a geld 1 Nulsance, Much disturbance system you do about the same thing that railroad dispatchers, in mo- wan cat at the opening of th They, too, at times wanted to fly, and so they sang : trial when the defendant shouted { ulness, try to do when they start two trains going in bout it on Sunday. But not because they felt they weren't on the same track There is going to be a col- ments of forge opposite directi geally living. They were not just tired with nothing to do or PP it yy Mama a ision. You can't carry two loads along the main line of the nervot - : ft } ring mas until SUIT AND GET A FIT ayst more than you can on a railroad track. Something has a surfeit of frivolity such as dancing in pajamas until Ths Goart Teiwak fob eae: and syste! 3 j @awn, as in Newport the other day the taking of the evidence was be ep aropaie st food it is necessary that each factor of diges- They had their moments of moodiness one their times | ___ on ee ee Dio tion should work to its maxtmum efficiency. Sa when throbbing nerves cried out for the sola¢e of strange roe P icine oaar n you have been making a monkey out of your pneumogas whe g L t nerve with a grouch, those bodily functions can't all work together : res, mayhap, they @dventure. They got “blue” and someti : of Private Conversation. An the scolded and grew pettish and fretful and cross. But it didn't Slams, Jabs, Boosts and state's star witness, Private Con take a $6,000 aeroplane to bring back to them the joy of ‘ ation, came to the stand, the} ‘ prisoner shouted Most Anything “| SHOULD WORRY LIKE & ASPARAGUS AND GETS TIPS.” Thia time he was severely lcortated by th and some of those poisons do get loose on the system and they do play hob. They don't kill you at once. Far from it They provide you with a nice, long, lingering, painful desth. j You start in with what you call nervous dyspepsia, and then you |develop neuro-gastritis and then probably gastric fever and not in- frequently apoplexy, You'll find a lot of high sounding, high-priced, aristocratic names for them in the dictionary. But the right name is— Not that we've anything against the flying machine or nam women flying in it if they haven’t more important An advanced woman writ Licensed—"I have a friend wh that “women are headed GROUCH! ings to do. just me . fea for ey - . Sport is great and we all need more of it. But the Why, disgraceful!” bm crcl ener Omerene straight for trouse Take Cut out the grouch and you'll put five to 20 years usefulness onto o is to find useful, stimulating, creative work.) «No, not exact You see, do's cc eG hggee ¢ aPr it from us, speaking from years |the end of your life. BECAUSE CUTTING OUT THE GROUCH Bport of al speaking than Wurry stood up 1 9 Pe Bh ye ee 4 has gee The Chicago society woman ought to try that before she pro-|a minister.”"—Cornel!l Widow tep-debeimera tek, cared ts kite of experience, that is no way | MEANS CUTTING OUT THE DOSE OF POISON YOU TAKE VERY fpounces final judgment on what constitutes “real living.” i wildly and screamed to get into them. Saale DEDAD VOU ERATE OME nich e : are eine What Is yout bo do: eptyeNOULO WORRY LIKE A| Would Close | Saloons ; F ‘ pur boy dO | CHINK AND LOSE MY ” HA! AN INNING for the bachelor drummer! P ae sow? | For this hi Bente | w bat on| Editor The yee I have read {Woolsey, Oakland drummer, was barred from that Diggs white | Madam Lineage He's ins melas tee tr Peccemeatemnt te Slave case jury because he is prejudiced against such doings | ** ong ee. resce® | Cheestt. So mighty was the blow | yor married men. “It. strikes at the very foundations of the! “Madam Parvena—My goodness! | °° dealt that the prisoner sank | ¢ Saturday ny interesting discussions in} editor's mail, and wish to your r # on the clos | ore’ vie THE JUBILEE SALE CONTINUES it. str c: F to the floor and cloned his eyes and| ing of saloot oon Saturds Gemiiy!” declared Phil. Take three bases, Phil! These bach-|1 always thought’ Dresden wan a/‘0,the eor and closed bis ayes Gnd ing of saloons at noon, Saturday: | elor drummers are getting to be red hot preservers of family | German city!—Dartmouth Jack | ter was thrown upon him by at-\est blessing imaginable for Seat-| fcaniy o'Lantern sind tendants., On regaining conscious-|tle if the council would pass an or i found; Kc ness his first words were dinance prohibiting the sale of| A Floater and a Sinker “| SHOULO WORRY LIKE Al liquor after the noon hour Satur-| ’ D Fi Lr KY |}BUCKET ANDO BE A LITTLE|days Nearly all working men are} lt sa Good lefinition | PAIL.” |paid on Saturday at noon. If the The only recourse was to gag| saloons closed at 12 o'clock the| the prisoner, This was done and| working mon would take their} the testimony of Private Conver | money home to pay the family bills sation was taken for some time in|inatead of spending their wages | peace, Suddenly there was a gasp/ buying whisky and treating their) ¢ vast audience. The gag-| friends. | ged prisoner had scrawled = with ¢ would be fewer wife de charcoal upon the wall fertion® and lees destitute families | “t SHOULD WORRY LIKE Al/if euch an ordina could be put} POTATO ANDO HAVE ALL EYES| through the city council | ANOTHER WEEK We cannot in this advertisement tell you why, but if you will come and see our Guessing Contest Display in one of our show windows it will readily explain the rea- son. Three valuable prizes are to be given away absolutely free. esides, the Baby Contest closes Friday, August 15, and you will also see the beautiful prizes for the AY, that Senator Poindexter is an original fellow! Writ- | ing about Alaska to Secretary Daniels, he gives a new) definition of the term “cost of operation.” i : | q He says it shall mean “the expenses of operation without | exploitation of labor =acl ae How many big enterprises or investments are consid- | ered with the idea that they'll not be worth while if labor] involved therein has to be ground down? : WE scale. death _ Bee. 8 Ww |B Baby Contest in the same window. Don’t fail to register your baby at once if you have Brother Poindexter, it sounds like a new note with a if not already done so summary verdict The Chicken Nuisance There was an impressive hush| Editor Seattle Star: 1 think it! when General Nuisance returned) {s time something were done to} to read the finding of the cemrt.| stop the ebicken oulsance in Seat-| The prisoner's gax w removed tle. Too bad that bill prohibiting and he was asked If he had any/the raising of chickens in the city} sons to advance why the death) was not passed by the council. | wentence should not be passed on} People in Seattle should be prohib-| him. His statement follows | ited from making chicken ranches) Being, practically speaking, a new store, the people expect much of us, and we can't afford to disappoint you, consequent we have gathered together what we con- sider bigger and better bargains than th: sc we gave during the first week of the sale. The old adage, “Time and tide wait for no man,” applies appropriately to our ad- vertised bargains. You must come when we tell you to come—don't wait and expect to get them two or three days after the sale is over, or until your thrifty neighbors show yao. ths extraordinary values they have obtained here. READ EVERY ITEM CARE- , Y. . Grand Final Clearance of Nothing is worth while that depends upon crushing the | in. “Cost” paid in human degradation is to be item-| fzed in such terms as robbery, extortion and blackmail. | _ What's what it but it has passed as business ability. Bie fee sraperiticn: se open we Alnske, Open eee cael that nobody Il_be skinned, not even the one| ‘swho does the work, and it has its own glory. 4 =s 2 This Alaska enterprise may prove to be but little less | = than the building of the Panama canal, both as to its | “1 SHOULD WORRY LIKE Alon a 40-foot lot. In my neighbor | TURKEY AND TROT TO DEATH.” | hood, one family has 500 chickens | Then the court passed sentence, | and the next-door neighbor has over | which was eternal banishment /400. There is no sleeping after | economic features and as to its effects on civilization’s geo-| under pain of death, With a/3:30 a m. A i bristling row of bayonets forcing} I movement. | e e e e ‘ a - him to retreat to outer darkness, About That Play | It can be made to mark an era in moral evolution, as| = |poor Warry started on a dogtrot| Edttor Seattle Star: 1 think the! a ies ine in erie fr w. w . for the tall grass party who signed himself “Not a| det ra Socialist” in a letter to the editor) The past centuries have seen labor struggling alone to |ioe ae fishin” tackle? tegen ESSTASS TIN incecerety | | dig its way up from the bottom. We are beginning to say, Sleepy—Up to the house yonder. | LYNX FIGHTS FOUR SNAKES} Thursday evening has the right A Fei sliti f-|I'm usin’ the ol¢ n nee KIAH, Cal. Aug. 11—Dist. [| '¢a about allowing that play, “The "as a civilized government, and officially, not for political ¢ n usin d woman's spo u Ca ug. Dist. 1! Colonel and His Friends,” to be fect, but in realization of what is best, that the welfare of cake for « float and one of her|} Atty. Robert Duncan, City True Hi 7's ease Ie it true that the The savings average well on towards the half of our regular selling prices. It's a determined effort to close out every Lingerie Dress now, when they will be of greatest service to you, at prices regardless of cost or value. ‘ . . . ‘ | daughter's biscuits f inker. uf. ih, C. " labor is the first and highest consideration Licunmatgosh dioume sae Ths ihn bag a sete Neale tetoroing | proceedings in the court room of | yy a and humans are not equal. Henry George saw out of the Frying Pan. from a hunting trip on Rattle {| oUF city are so terrible that, if 2D 6.98 LINGERIE DRESSES 3 98 ‘the version. Lady (meeting her former ser-! witnessed a fight to broughs before, bs potato, a to . CF rouble #0, ime} lynx and |) Cure ” something were done We are going to be “For Men!” We are going to say so, | ¥49t)—Oh, Mary, I suppose you are And you couldn't imagine yourself in a daintier, cooler garment than and live up to it in our governmental ae. The | Place? See Sanaa 1 alee M aiee he Wouerd arrived on ||! AM NOT A SOCIALIST EITHE! WOMAN, ehabeunaasel webreUinetions tea tate llabeenioatL akaes cost of operation shall mean the expenses of operation with ~“Mary—No, ma'am; I'm workin’ | the scene the lynx wae groggy || ~ | ' . | Star's Alaska Plan | |] and two rattlers were dead. One|| ,Pitor of The Star: Your plan | : |} Of the others had his fangs eet {| making Eastern Americans ait |< JUDGE HUMPHRIES told his Saturday audience that |] in the nose of the lynx. The fangs ||" And take notice that Alaska ts | “Humphries nere run.” We haven't seen all of the Hum-| On with the dance! Lot joy be|] of the fourth were buried in the || °° the map Is the beat thine yet phries, but we can readily understand why the Scattle repre-| wnrefined!—Hobart Herald |] animal's front foot. | si ga aout E ; y eee | All of the contestants were || “gen + |] killed. The fight had appa Aamtner Geeks Un See ae @ young cottont: Editor Star: 1 have read the ar materials, The trimmings are Filet, Macrame and Bohemian 98 4 laces. All sizes to 42. Values to $6.98 for only....... ese . 5) $9.98 LINGERIE DRESSES FOR $5.98 | These are made of fine, sheer materi and profusely trimmed in choice laces of many kinds. The models include many of the most popular ones of the present season; among others are the peplum effects. This ts truly an example of loud pedal quality at soft pedal prices, All sizes to 44. $7.50 and $9.98 values for $5 93 from the venom of the snakes the uplift of labor. for nothing now—I'm marrted.— London. Gentative claims no distincYon as a sprinter. Of Negative Value—Profes Sabre—I had my picture taken’ to-|] st Sh H Ch day, doc || the lynx and one of the dead |/ticlos in The Star on ‘Hoosting Dr. Sickleister—Who on th || mak i hold of Aleka,” and Om poaed to mate e fasa ance y pire had | tin Rl with you In your fight. | a ; ; ; would steal a thing lke that? | jthat T em bozo N SEVERAL occasions, in late years, Pennsylvania has| partmouth Jack o'Lantern le oie _.@| How much better off the people of | t ti £ be ‘ to red i ht he | Be Nice to Fats the United States would be today shown some slight symptoms of being open OD as get alee WE amas EO ——4]if "ine government had held onto S Ww Fabri ion. She now has a chance to astonish and please us all by| pandee wear that top-hat when he| She only weighed 210, to when | the siands that have been robbled All ummer ash ‘abrics Must Go a + i J nee ° Iahe “lo banana ski > bj] ap by the = interests and and i@eticing Boies Penrose from the U. S. senate at the direct | oes quecning? =») Jae trod on & banana shin the sub Ap How” many tamilien do} It ts customary, and we believe ft ts the correct thing to do, to Sietions. —Oh, | . : }ff Edispose of all Summer Wash Goods to make room for the New ‘oh y ‘ ‘ * n s d | keep ame out to assist her to| you suppose live in the States to: 4 We have no choice as against B. P. Any man will be an py lle spark plug.—Stanford keane, 68) Se ce tte baee new |éay whe have never pat in 6 claim | Fall Goods, and at the same time give you the benefit, with still ‘ovement and, really, the issue is not as to whether Pen- see laid exes. jfor their homestead rights? And) baa tere eae my no’ doubt - tat siapbetir ot the cw ¥ pall + % " 2 ii “€ oy hav. t brok many of them never will, as the “ 7 m © saa shall return but it is as to whether a great state is free. |QUR PRECISE ARTIST|,,.0%:.' 0° hope T have not broken| Mid is Ketting #0 scarce ‘and the {fl piace on sale our Wash Goods, consisting, of Lawns, Figured Plax ', Penrose, re-chosen, would be pretty harmless, because : Not at all, madam,” said the|payments so high that many of| ons, Loraines, French Tissues, Batistes, Striped Marquisettes and other weaves, all divided into two grand lots tknown, but it would be evidence that the people of the sec LOT 1 consists of Wash Goods worth up to 18c. Spectal Sc yond of our great states are still sodden in their political ‘stupidity, still blind slaves to partisanism and corruption, and ‘this would be a matter for general regret. polite one; “they are only bent.” them never will be able to own a} - -~ ~ homestead Tt will be the same An actress who had just landed| way with Alaska ff the government | in New York announced her inten-| allows the moneyed men to contro! 3 = tlon of appearing garbed as Eve,|/the mining interest of that valu- Nothing could exceed the boldness and thoroughness with Cee ee een rece “ern in thelabie adtubas to Amerioas industry which the people of Penn’s state have been bossed, robbed, be- praaies Therefore, ! am with you for Uncie @uddled and outraged, generally, by the interests of which eM ————— Sam to control and work all the Boies Penrose has been the protege and tool since the begin- ae sisi interests of Alaska. ming of his public career. SLMER W. , Long has the promise of high protection 1g com- | 612 Bast suede ete amon folk of Pennsylvania to their own interests and the na- NTI eee ae tion’s interests. ‘That promise cannot possibly be fulfilled SUBSTANTIAL Pantages Theatre {Will the people of Pennsylvania now throw off their yoke? HABIT TE Se cag have been given the power to do it. Nobody else can 18 THAY tages ; OF (Penrose. If it can't, it ought to be permitted to import some ‘one from Mexico, or even China. He a BY | SAVING MONEY price, a yard Fe i) dics bahecacedeikneaecs a ‘ LOT 2 consists of a good assortment of all kinds of desirable Wash Fabrics in ight and medium weigh 1 Special, a yard .............. because eee 16:¢ Boy’s Wash Suits money, Our complete line of this Summer season's latest etyles in Wash Suits is now on sale at these great reductions fiery wean Poyn’ $1.48 Wash Suits, ko this week special at We've only 60 Roys’ $1.00 Wash Suits, special at Roys’ 760 Wash Suits, special at A “EKeonomy Basement.” scot AS In a Brtllinnt Mosten! Melange. VICTOR FOUR THE RONDO TRIO Other Dig Fentures—100 and 300. $3 Tan Low Shoes $2 We are simply clearing out all our Tan and White Shoes, and you've got all of six or elght weeks to wear them: in fact, White Shoes are good the year ‘round. We've virtually all sizes in both tan and white, and wilt fave you a dollar hetght of the season a ann a pair ; Ladies’ White Pumps. $8¢ | . a4: | -~ urely, that great state can fnid a better choice than Boies | Before buying Water Front Investigate VENICE On Bainbridge Island Albert B. Lord Northern Benk Bidg. WE MERELY rise to suggest that perhaps there are age some who have but recently become converted to the applica-] One or the oth tion of the recall to the ju Hammocks for Hammocks for . Hammocks for . Hammocks for 49 Hammocks for Hammocks for 9 Hammocks for The National City Bank at 8. E. Cor, 2nd and Columbia leads to anothe school teather—one who i AND NOW New York stage girls appear carrying live | several periods in the sweet monkeys. It must be tough on the dead ones who wait for scented past favored us with anec One Table Millinery Flowers Offers dotes about her pupils sends us} = Third Fleer. | them at the stage exits. an account of a quiz conducted in Unsurpassed Facilities Including roner, carnations, pop: Beanarere ait ive i her geography clase ples, marguerites and many oth- @$5.9% Hammocks for. Pike aenand Cotton Canvas EVELYN THAW says she never knew what real work| “In what zone do we live?” asked and & Sra Values to 480 tor c bow. Very apecial at ody silk was until her husband was in the Tombs. Pointer for gents this og ate etal Pays 4 Per Cent Interest ‘K ——~. bo eds tee 8c : ieee od with lazy wives! the watt Grilled. class ‘ on Savings Deposits. € AFE | MAY MANTON PATTERNS sh nd what do we mean . PHONE M Rt A wealthy and eccentric Swins, living in Moscow, digd, leaving aiby ‘temperate’? Willle, you mmy FIRST AND STEWART MAIN Gee. Don’t fall will pequenthing to the editor of his favorite newspaper $10 a year “to| answer Little accounts re " to register @rink to my death.” ° ‘Temp'rut is where it's freezin’ the same furl | ‘a the bab Bs a a aalemtlainamatie te OU tote von ate eer, IT AL PLACE |) Se sks ANTON & J OND Ags Me. and Mrs. Jos. Abate, New York, young and recently married, kept othe 1 e De . w heal a stick of dynamite in a corset box under their bed until the landlady ; It Willle wasn't sont to the head T EAT . 7 Friday af. red, lor that, it wasn't because didn't (@) tern found it. Then they disappea ‘ deserve. the honor Cleveland You're Always Welcome Avy. 1 from 2 to 3 o'clock, Continuous Cabaret Vaudeville From 3 to 12 P. M, 8—High Class Entertainers—8 Detective Gratana saved 35 families in a New York tenement from| lain Dealer poh ge ring a burning fuse off a stick of dynamite a foot long pm by toring pach ORS ois Sine Thirty Cente—Mother—Hav@ you Twelve New York children cowboy sults have been burned/ anything to pay carfare with? to death thie summer. Coroner's Physician Pabst the fringe is too Daughter—Yes, mother; I have easily ignited. George—California Pelican, ed “SERVICE THAT PLEASES” “The Economy Store” — Second Ave. Bet. Spring and Seneca Don't Forget That Wednesday Is Opportunity Day at This Store