The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 6, 1913, Page 4

the not dexters whom the reactionaries label as his government payroll, The entire attack on I MEMBER OF THK Bervice of the United Press Association. Entered at the postoffica, Snattle, clase matees. Company every evening except Handay SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LKAGUB OF NEWSPAPERS Telegraph News Week, a0 second Published by The Star Publishing ary organs is too piffling to waste t Star, through Correspondent Gilson The Star has told how Senator heard of seven of the eleven Poin facts hing about and never no doubt, in spite of the plain facts, Poindexter’s Relatives HE recent attack on Senator Poindexter by the reaction The Gardner, has told Poindexter knew upon relatives on the Yoindexter, which will be repeated again and again by the reactionary organs, 3s of the same silly character The motive for the attack at this time is obvious Senator Poindexter is engaged in pretty big work now im the development of Alaska in the rig way, which, if successful, will be the worst blow the Yuggenheims and their papers have yet suffered. That “relative” story has been concocted by the re actionaries out of whole cloth f interest against corded them, anc in Poindexter’s Alaska hill r the purpose of sidetracking But The Star and the People refuse to be sidetracked. WE'RE WITH those Russian monks who are striking the idea that trousers are a luxury that can’s | 1 we'd like to ask whet! if any, are to go without trousers ye ac ier the strike-breakers, The Month of the Bellyache HIS being pre-eminently the month of the bellyache, behooves us all to beware Reware drinking iced water when overheated. Beware eating unripe fruit Beware the poor dog who hasn't been chance to slake his thirst. mistaken for a mad dog; Find innards were sizzling with dog a water tap. day show up with a drop too much what constitutes excess, better lean towar: Beware of an excess of alcohol; and, if in and cut it out. know that this is the month of every ~woman would teach school mother. But we think we hear the m« Beware of excesses of all kinds; beware of peeling about the weather, how you manage to stand it Be moderate, temperate, good humored, philosophical ; you won the bellyache rt, be happy, in which event A thrist-crazed and we guess you'd be mad, ! day heat and you couldn't Beware omitting the bed covering at id Sol is pretty energetic at mid-day you have suppose that the wee hours of the it allowed a fair dog is generally too, if night; for while no license morning may not any doubt as to 1 the side of safety an excess of beware of the thermometer, re of the fellow who disturbs your serenity by asking | in "'t have any need to ELLA FLAGG YOUNG says the race would benefit if other way. UPPOSE that profit-sharing scheme proposed in the | a while before becoming a others voting just the | A Splendid Lesson Poindexter bill for developing Alaska were in general ice among individual employers. would ensue! : Thus, John Smith would put $100,000 into a fac- tory, say, What grand results and inform his men that one-half the profit above 10 per cent should go to them, in addition to wages, and one-half to those who bought the fac- tory’s products, A child could almost tell the results. The efficiency. workers would work to the limit of their The consumers would buy that factory’s prod- ucts. in preference to others. There would be no lock-outs, or strikes, no ex- tortion or oppression. You would think t hat every employer would jump at such a condition, and every employer would, but for one thing —the limiting of the percentage of his profit The difficulty lies in getting capital to consent to a reasonable profit for the proposition than mere financial equity. ments of morality and Christianity in it But, let us get away from the profit considerati s. There's really something a great deal higher and better in There are cle- Push greed back an inch and you progress one inch toward common brother- ya The most splendid feature about this Alaskan measure is not that coal barons shall not maltreat miners and consumers, but that it is a government example of humanity and mutual ift, a national demonstration of good resulting from the ination of the fruits of greediness. May Uncle Sam give this great object lesson in the relations between employer and employe! SOUTHERN CHRISTIAN ADVOCATE editorializes that, from a moral standpoint, it would be better for women to go nude than dress in the present suggestive fashion. That) Advocate editor must have seen something awful. dent Wilson for not intervening in ' ered that there are large Fall mining investments in Mexico. | | SENATOR FALL isn’t roarin TALK ABOUT science helping out the farmer! They've | found a cow at McComb, O., that falls into a well to water her milk herself. | ter: New York women, says Evangel- \ fat ‘were patterning after Eve. Eve, as wo recall her history, final- ‘ly became ashamed of herself. trouble will follow. Pa CHINESE COMPOSITORS use 12,000 stock charac- 's, American about 85. Me so loudly against Presi- | exico, since it is discov- | J. Wilbur Craft, dress as if they But howl. A pearl? A health officer found a water. melom seed in a cherry plo in a Chi- | cago restaurant and raised a great | What did he expect to find? 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THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 6, | JOSH WISE SAYS: “Th' boys of | Beeleysport don't | hop freight trains like they used ter, Evidently th’ boys of terday are more effeminate an’ would rather be seen on th’ street with tennis rackete than orutches.” Exciting Days In Elmer. Things look @ little more lively around here just now, for you wil » men plowing in nearly every fie! nd quite a number of aut mobiles pase, Today ono drew uy before the achoolho then whel: | around an m r onto a field.—Elmer (N. J.) Times | oe with Americans,” Thomas Riley Marshall, the ident, “is that they eling| jtoo tight to thelr money.” It wai Riley Marshall who announce several months ago that his daily | lunch for 20 years had been, as we “One trouble says Flee plece of ple and a glass Or was it a sandwich and] ass of milk? 7 ee It cost a naughty man in Washington fifteen dollars to | a girl a chicken, At that rate to call her an old hen might cost $25, | cee | | An expresident of Peru hae been! Jbeen sent to fall. Pera seems to |have solved the problem of what to do with its ex-presidents. eee | “Mr. Taft,” says a recent news paper Iked to be al ts We dor ald be too} his ¢ ne 16 It we Taft + oe At all events, we're certain it | wasn't a sandwich, a plece of ple/ and a glass of milk dull a time for even . Episcopal church,” Charles Steele Davi pts 1,000 men or every year in its brotherhood convention and the Rev, Hilly Sunday can get $,000 together.” But why overlook Jim Jeffries and Jack Johnson, who got together “The | Rev says 4aon, ft the dry spell caused the water in the Chik- askia to evaporate, leaving nothing in the river but fish. It Is possible that the well- springs of truth also dried up. fa A Long Fall. Mrs. James Cole, mother of Mra. Lester Earnist, South High at, fell off a cellar stairway landing at the home of her daughter.—Freeport | (11) Standard . ee A Chicago judge nas decided a bloomer bathing sult fs not vul-| gar, It certainiy ten't. How can anything so unattractive as bloom ers be vulgar? . ° By the way, what has become of the old-fashioned woman who| thought bloomers were tmmotest? eee | And where is the old-fashioned | man wh to be yoked when he looked (and k od and kept! on looking) at a woman !n bloom ers, and who used say, “Wall }by gosh! Whut'll th’ women be/ | dotn’ next?” . From Newport comes the news| that the women are wearing skirts |aplit up the back. This ts quite a change The skirts used to be split down the back eee Dr. Elliot, former Harvard presi- | dent, has declared strongly In favor of men teachers in place of women. One difference (oh, no, not the only one) between Dr. Eliot and some other, as they are called, educators is that Dr. Eliot isn't afraid to say {tt ja short time. “Where are you going, my portly; Most of the women were Pensions for All Aged? maid? to run a little bit after the car! pajtor The Star; There are other I am going forth to get thin,” she} to which they had attach them | gq. people besides the veterans, natd selves ntarted up, But when the |)ciy are eel ae ys “And, pray, how will you exercise-| fiendish chauffeur hit ‘er into the |yrs the ted pglter: Pegs ingreioP eag Ante dany darn 0 hae HEkasadl Meera l hte ala sion? 1 don't think anybody palais cS han OS gay sali! a 1. would object to the old Confederate - eet heer nny oh cove’ " soldier getting the benefit of such me aa , motor care this se! Yoy CANT wy Te awed a law, provided you did not make tt a = | expecyT A Teen jn reward for having borne arms , erry AACHI jagainst the government. You cer ‘ouldn't ou at— eet Fh ree | ee |talnly will admit that an old man or Or, {f you havent a goat, your roldfiah ae | je AROUND woman, who bas always lived as a ese ena 1a Rhepes te be am |law-nbiding citizen, perhaps brought dling alor reet in the quiet, | jUp a family, would be Just as proper ais. wave a subject for a government pension, Thinking of na at reat and 4 MRS. A. J. G the dawn of righter da nN | ‘ spell De the a ee A Plea for the Daughters. id all at once bear a terrific | Editor The Star: We have sub-| noise, Ike an automobile being scribed for your paper for over chased by a troop of Arabs | three years now and, like many And suddenly behold a motor ear} thers, feel that you are the bert rounding the curb, with aut: | nd the working people of Seat feur looking ahead a behind and tle have. Your stand on “the mint scared, all at the me time mum ware question, white the rear of the whiz \alavery” and the moral questions, 4 stout woman, whose a has brought a feeling of thankful feet touched the ground at step to the block. | The rest of the | ness to many @ mother-heart rate of six beats to the monsure,|“me they floated out ind like] | notice an editorial in your we loped str ‘ aper for thin evening, Tkmen, pollcer newsboys |heading “The Girl Must early m ers were You say “Alas, men get off easy!” aig ah hese y had to./and also “Alas, a girl must suffer!” nitehing” ¢ ed new re-| " 2 - A ite every day. And the dres Foggy Bog pe ggg " | while she puffed and panted Ike « hillelimbing steam roller— Say, wouldn't it Jar Yo Wouldn't it make you rubber like a tennis shoe? The following incident may be come & common spectacle tn this man’s town during the early morning hours. For the latent, niftiest and most actentific recipe for getting thin and sylpb-like {#/ to grab hold of the stern of a swift automobile and trot behind! Not long ago a stout soclety woman of Pittsburg began to get slender all of as sudden. Her friends, who were mostly tn the same boat so far as avotrdupols| went, ded to know how it w that st mld dwindle in I sneak out In the morning and hitch on automobiles,” she said. times I use my own car, but) it'd more fun to grab a strange one, | I don't ride. I simply grasp the rear straps and ron along. Girls, it's simply great for reducing.” Her fair friends refused to be! Neve her at first. They said {t| sounded too thin, | But when # invited them to} join her in an early a. m. “hitching party” they all accepted gr ly and reported at her home wearing running bloomers and Bulgarian blouses beneath thelr auto cloaks, Then the fun started, OUTBURSTS OF ONIONS? THIS CAR AGAIN AND | LL NOTIFY THE BOARD, | EVERETT TRUE ner rare THE PLATFORM For You AND YouR COME IN OF HEALTH. | Hook OW Buzz py” 1913. makers got so busy making tucks that they grew tuckered Maybe glad rumors of the “get thin-quick” treatment have already it spread to this city, Anyhow, may not be long before Mins Di M. Bumpoint will be trailing b hind mechanical pacemakers at| | thirty miles an hour ' stop ‘em? Why, those fat Jcoppers should take the cure, too! LORD BALLYROT IN SLANGLAND One evening, while paying 4 soctal Jeall, I happened to observe a hand- some phonograph {n a corner of my host's drawing-room. Well, old chap, I'm a bit of a music lover, and }I requested the young master of the household to start it in opera tion, you know. Forthwith he bawled to his sister Hey, Sis, our roast-beef friend here with the one-cylinder eye- giass wants to hear the sawing of the harmony mill, of Caruso warbles into the melody trap and give us an earful of canned tenor stuff. Come on kiddo, start the grand wopra riot!” My Word! Only Now and Then Does a Bullet Strike There. The man started off on a run and Mr, Fox fired. The bullet struck the stranger between ner and the front ga superficial wound Y.) W New York (N __| ite Ike T do,” repited the newcomer. | Belt Pins and Brooches) ae orld. ' Filli Ama'gam filling pa The beat Krade of amalgam 1s used condition. before anced, For $1.00. th is put In proper fillings are a from a wourt rwarde 1d ‘or Porcelain surprised at the quality obtain good rer Gold Crowns, $4 You will } of such a tooth. Bridgework, $4 It requirer considerable of export- enee to place bridge work correctly Our apectailats can match your teeth and place in the missing teeth of celain or Gold #0 that you will have the best service from them, Full Sets Teeth, $5 Up We have thousands at tomers who will tell ye never k t platen ted so until th dus do the work. ‘Any work that dodan't prove antia factory will he repaired free of chargé at any time Come in BOON ay, if wish -for PREM examination and esti- mate 12-Year Guarantee to All Free Examination OHIO Si RATE per versity Co, ern Slip a platter | The Editor’s Mail About That Play. Editor The Star That play “The Colonel and His Friend |why should it be supressed? Ought not the proceedings of our courts of Justice to be so manifestly Just and honorable when conducted In the court room that their repeti tion on the public platform would be an honor to the court and an education to the public as well as a winner of confidence for the court and its offictals? If I read The Star correctly, the soctalists claim the play 1* to be an exact repett tion of the court Itself. If any person knows any just reason why this play should not be allowed and will explain it, they would seeming ly confer a favor on the searchers | of the truth NOT A SOCIALIST. The Day’s Best Stories |= too bad but you fear it must A | resourceful little school teacher tn one of our suburbs who supports |her mother and three young sisters story in told of a brave and jon her by no means munift t wal- jary. Last week her moth |her up by telephone | walled the old lady, “a whole bunch |of relatives is coming to supper |tomorrow evening. I'll have to make a cake or something, and I [haven't an egg tn the house. And | the grocer won't trust us any more, and there won't be any money until next week and"— ever mind, mother, I'll fix it,” answered the young teacher cheerily. Then she turned again to her class “Now children,” sho/ said, “to- morrow will be the beautiful story of Columbus and how he made the exe stand on end. Each of you will please bring an egg to school tomorrow. The class ts dismissed.” Cleveland Plain Dealer | eee | | The man of whom we were told | went into a downtown restaurant a |noon or eo ago and ordered a sub- | stantial luncheon. He ate it growl | ingly, and when he had finished and received his check marched up to j the cashier's desk and slapped down & fine looking bank note. |" Tt was a confederate bill and tho |cashier was not « She pushed it back to the customer. | “This is no good,” she said | scornfully | either was the swered the patron. “Keep the change, however.” And he went away.—New Orleans States. lunch,” = an- A folly group of traveling men had just got comfortably settled in the hotel lobby when another knight of the grip arrived, “Mighty glad to see you fellows,” he ex- claimed enthusiastically, shaking hands all around “Sorry we can't say as much for you,” was handed him by one of the group. | “Oh, you could, all right, 1f you'd Kansas City Star. eee In Buffalo not long ago there was theld a semi-industrial, semi-scien tifie exhibition, whereat all manner of interesting things were be seen to the rounds of the various sections {was about to leave for homé when a friend stopped her with this query: “Have you seen the wonderful exhibit with reference to radium?” “Td ike to,” sald the young woman “but the fact is my bag \{s full of samples now.”—Lippin- cott's, There waa a stupid play present: led early in the season, an “adapta- tion,” it was called by the author, Even the best-natured critic went away In disgust. One newspaper representative turned to another and said: “If that Jumble had been presented on ithe other side of the water, it would have been hissed, As there were a lot of foreign visitors present, I wonder that It wasn't.” “It really {s a wonder,” wes the Jother's response. “I would lke to have hissed myself, but—you can't yawn and hiss at the same time.” Metropolitan Magazine, EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN HAS AUTO RUTHERFORD, W. Va., Aug. 6.—Uppér Devil's Hole, a village near here, can boast of having more automobiles in proportion tg its Inhabitants than any vil- it in the world, There are 81 id each family owns, an automabiie Cars are more cOmmon than Wogs in the village, and there never has been an auto accident. w to detect it. | A young matron who had malo | porters attached, Main 9600 Private exchange oos- necting with ali degartnents. PHONES RATES By men, Getty, fhe; six mos., $140; ame year, ‘ity, the = month. By carrer, tw +o man slways be wo!” Now, why take this; Why not, at least, maintain witt be latitude? ‘That ft will alweys be! all your might that as a people we #07 Doesn't this encourage It? What| Want Justice, and justice doesn’ would be the result if a hundred | admit of any such state of affairs & Is wapapers, (with a circulation of | ## you name over 40,000 each) would pluck up| I see that a man, not long since |courage and say to themselves! guilty of a crime against @ young |that If there was anything to be girl was gi one and one day gajned by antivice editorials and|in jail. = W wasn't he given ladvocacy of the right kind of|twenty years? Such o person legislation, this condition you) isn't a good citizen and does more name (it must always be so) will|barm in the world than good, at least be alleviated, Thore will| This sounds a little bitter, but If nlways be evil but you notice I do|you only knew how the mothers | suffer and h6w we long to see en- acted laws which will mean justice may be, but refer to your attitude|to our daughters you would um |that the woman must always do| derstand all the suffering for it | € not refer to the complete abolish ment of the evil, desirable as that ‘LY A HOUSEWIFE. New Perfection Vacuum Clothes Washers—A Wonderful Invention. Price $2.50 MAY MANTON PATTERNS. ANTON & jo | “The Economy Store’’— Second Ave. Bet. Spring and Seneca PHONE MAIN 6025, NDON Co. 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