The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 31, 1913, Page 4

’ ey compte de la Tour D’Auvergne is hooked OF THR SCRIPTS NORTIWHeET ROOF NE PERA Telegraph News r Service of the United Press hon. Entered at the posteffice. Seattle, Wash, a0 serend clase matter. Published by The Star Publielibur Company every evening exeept Sunday. 2 ted | BUY SEATTLE MADE GOODS. THAT'S A GOOD INVESTMENT Josephus, the Joyful One N: use talking, in cooking up a speech to satisfy the en powers, and we commend him to President Wilson as a man able to give our navy the social and trade standing which she deserves. Here are some excerpts from Merce banquet speech at San Diego “You have grown until you have here of industry as our friend John D. Spreckels.” tinued applause.) “You gentlemen here have a climate that is worth more than all the mills west of t Mississippi.” (Tremendous applause by real estaters, kindly assisted by hotel owners.) “We don’t call him (Congressman Wm. Kettner, demo- cratic protector of lemons) Bill in Washington, the Honorable William Kettner.” (Joy cheers by everybody, since all had been calling him “Brudder Bill” for 42 years.) “It is my ambition and purpose, when the canal is opened, to come throt the canal with the fleet, bringing every ship in our navy to San Diego.” (Long con- tinued applause by the whole banquet table, including curio dealers and clothiers. Guest from Los Angeles carried out with heart failure.) SENATOR POINDEXTER does not even know by mame seven of the 11 Poindexters mentioned by the reaction ary organs as his appointees. Maybe the standpatters will vironment Josephus Daniels sure pleases, not to say over his Chamber of Com- such captains (Loud con- now ‘fess up and admit they falsified about the progressive | senator. Maybe! THE CHINESE republic is more honest than the Mex ican. It boldly offers a reward for the assassination of rebel generals who want to be president. Swinging ’Round the Circle HE itinerary of Josephus Daniels, secretary of battle- ‘ ships, down the Pacific coast, has been of the usual} order—a string of receptions by chambers of commerce and | banquets by high society folks, and, at San Diego, he even abandons the navy for John D. Spreckels’ private yacht It is all permissible, if Josephus is seeking entertainment Tf he is secking knowledge for the common good, how can hope to get it through exclusive association with the priv-| Hleged like Spreckels, the heads of chambers of commerce and the high-fliers of society—the habitual grinders of private axes? {Eighteen months ago Josephus Daniels was just an or- @inary good citizen. He was not fondly led aboard any private yachts. Today Josephus is a personage. He has national influence.| tadie The Spreckels automobile, which, erstwhile, would have made him jump half way across a street, gutter and curb included, for his very life, is at his disposal, adorned with the choicest | flowers of southern California. Likewise, the $200,000 private yacht. im to the banquet table All right? Of course. But the ninety millions of us enjoy a spectacle of real democracy. “NO NATION can remain stable when millions of its) - people are condemned to lives of hopeless toil; doomed to} trudge the weary and dusty road from youth, with its vain aspirations and ambitions, to old age, with its helplessness and its hopelessness.”—Thomas R. Horner. ONE OF THE daredevil aviators back Fast has been badly hurt by falling from a wagon. Such is fate. Barney Oldfield may yet meet his finish in being run over by a cow. | Ma Has One Hooked ONGRATULATIONS to Mrs. William Draper, of Wash ington, now doing Paris. For some time } Draper has had a daughter, Margaret, who is possessed of $5,000,000 in her own right. Mrs. Draper carefully scanned the eligibles of the United States and Great Britain, but decided there was none among them fit to husband Margaret None of them was quite “nobleman” enough. Those who svere “nobleman” to the desired extent didn’t seem to be attracted to the point of taking Maggie and her boodle It is pretty tough to have a $5,000,000 marriageable daughter with no titles biting, and so Mrs. Draper shook the |of your iate Ineues a soil of America and England from her feet, or skirts, and put |ter whose author asks what chance | the daughter up in France. Her wisdom was justified, for t is a great load off Mrs. Draper’s mind. Comptessing in France is not hard work, and there are still a lot of people | make mor in France who have almost as much respect for a comptess to the old s they have for a washwoman. NEW YORK is to have a restaurant for women whol from people only a few years ahead | Every blasted |of him lexpect to become mothers within six months move seems to tend to toughen the lot of the fellows who are expecting to become fathers EXCAVATIONS SHOW that the split skirt 3,500 years ago. us too quick, just the same Chambers of commerce pat him with their itching} alms, and the lovely hands of society’s mesdames escort | Grecian women wore|years in o The blamed thing reached |hard to tell Not Guilty a Panama | - Bnenes Said she, “I hate tobacco,” “Me out,” he said, that do not smoke tobacco, Just Turkish cls ee lets. il From Hindustan, The Ortental visitor from the borderland of India moved nd ay, with his black nly observant From time to time the guide drew bis attention to the bulld ings and shops, and he nodded with a grave interest Hout at ner of Pike he stopped « and bending his b his hands h bs touch- ing, palms down. “What is it, Punkah Din?” the guide inquired What do you : "A tions. Behold nds his north, b motion he bows bears tle sy holy re his devo- wise one. east, he faces the the myatle to the east, va. And see, he his arma the mys bol of the casto tnef. Truly a holy man who prays without ceasing.” tlt reverently at the an ed makes b ne cried the amazed that’s a police- traffic squad. Come on.” . What Has Become of— ~ AWD The Old Fashioned Li who used Ube receiver we phone for a darning pa IN THE EDI A WORD THE SONS tor Star IN BEHALF OF OF SWEDEN Sir—tIn one peared a let Dea izen will have In a Japa, an American ¢ w years “wit jians, Poles, Hin and other races Swedes and Chinese to and then going back ntry and s ding it? | The writer arrived in this coun |try 24 years ago. He heard the me story then as now, and often here here 1 I am not familar |the Hindoos or Oriental races, as |I have not associated with them and as their in ration to this country dates back a few history, {t !s as yet hat in » they will have upow our economic system Jand our civilization, but as far as |the European migrant 1s con GAY ONES of Paree have their hose painted to match | cerned, I want to say that I belleve hat and frock. Oh, joy! 'tis but one more step to painting one’s shanks, which is cheap. LOS ANGELES gave Josephus Daniels a gold bathing suit just six inches long. with the Atlantic City girls when he gets back East. WHAT! “By the Banks of the Shushanna, Far Away”? My! My! Effective July 17th, 1913 S.S. PRINCE RUPERT & S.S. PRINCE GEORGE Leaves Senttie, Wash. | Leaves fenttle, Warh., Midnight Wednesday for| Midnight Sunday for Victoria, Vancouver, Victoria, Vancouver, Prince Rupert, Granby | Prince Rupert, Stewart Bay and en Charlotte snott, Britian Columbia SEVEN DAYS OF SOLID COMFORT Beattie to Stewart, B.C. and Return, $62.00 Seattle to Granby Bay ‘and Return, $60.00 ALTERNATE “8. S. PRINCE JOHN” AND “8, 8. PRINCE ALBERT” Leave Victoria every Thursday, at 10:00 p. m. and Vancouver every Friday at midnight for Queen Charlotte Isiands and local points after connecting with “S. 8. Prince Rupert,” from Seattle, an Wed nesday. GRAND TRUNK PACIFIC RAILWAY Passenger trains leave Prince Rupert Wednenday and 10:00 =. m. for New Hazelton, B.C, (141 miles) eturning, leave New Hazelton Sunday and Thursday at 9.46 — m., arriving Prince Rupert at 6:00 p. m i GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY 8Y8TEM (Double Track Route) LOW ROUND TRIP FARES TO ALL EASTERN POINTS Chicago to New York and ott@r Atlantic ports, Through PULL MAN BrANDARD and TOURIST sleeping cars J. H. GOODIER, c. P&T A 1 Phone Main 6109 Passenger Departm City Office, First Ave and Yexler Way, Beattie, Wa AGENTS FOR ALL TRANSATLANTIC STEAMSHIP LIN Saturday ri H. RURGIB, General Agent t |they have MADE this country, and }if they should be barred from our | shores, I am afrald we would suffer ja great economic loss as a nation The Swedes have played a very Josephus will be right in style |{mportant part in the development jot this country since Its earliest history. They first started a col ony in Delaware in the 16th cen- CAN it be possible no one has yet composed | tury, and thelr work in this country compares favorably with any other They the b ave cleared the pratries, buflt prosperous nationality forest, plowed homes and farmers. We have produced such men as John. Erickson, one of the men through whose Inventive genius this country Was preserved during the last otv!l war, and such statesmen as ex-Governor John Lind, and the late Governor John Johnson, and thousands of othera too numerous to mention, whose intellect, Honesty and ability convinces me that we need not take back seats for any race. I was born in Sweden. Yours truly, JOHN EB, OSTROM, me | Says He Was Misquoted Editor Seattle Star: Referring to an article in your paper of Wed nesday quoting me as having made the statement that “if druggists | would fill prescriptions exactly as they are written by physicians, about 10 per cent of the patients would die instant! 1 wish to say that your reporter incorrectly quoted me I have the highest regard for the edical profession, and while it 1s true there are quack physiciags and good physicians, Just as there are quack proprietary medicines and good proprietary medicines, I be- Ttal- | with | T 1913 HE STAR—THURSDAY, JUL¥ 31, A Story From Real Life. BY JP. ‘i! a certain town tn another county—my home town for many years—there lived a woman in the red-light distriot. One day wo were all sur prised to learn that one of the young men there had married her and had brought her to live there. Now he uncle and girls and boys, and they were dists The scandal was “awful” at oe first, mother until and I persuaded my sister to call on the bride, Ours betng an old and prominent family, our ac tion was taken as a stamp of apy even though we w Catholics Dir our action make this girl happy? Tho question bears but one answer. This girl was good at heart and sho has made a loving and ch ful wif and herself a credit to every community ta which she has lived. - RAH | RAH| STUDENTS LIVE ON PEANUTS | Ww 4 that his | # and fang | too bi. | Ys | sistenky | the corners off squ¢e forced down his weeby | } and fork clas#to his included professors and s who had been wa 1 he had broken th wh ey were mall liae ‘om Ttipen wh aunt and coustas, town, Metho had an several in th stald | Extravagance <kels do not waste att hops and heavy steaks nd food that sul the taste. Just study economics If wisdom you would seek We'll teach you, at ten bucks an | ho To live on From a Col allowance me: i bill in th wo a week! | Ke Prospectus. rd of the new col morta reporting that 1 a Violin student there, was su | fully existing on 60 cents a wel | The heaviest food the | «irl/ | cham eats is bread calsogined } with nut but with ag cassional boiled potato or t | As a result of #u astic riva educators try over studies in gnake low th eK . Perhaps future, campus will be wh extend that he fs al 4 week. Dally diet: Harvard the Princeton Ke It chases r Sing with the r back to Sin of tho str Here it Koos Rah, rah, We are the chumps Some class! Weeat « Six cents a day! Raw, raw, raw! Two coffee grains, & rah, Hoo: | Raw, raw, | Raw tur} | and the| the | Justice in Amertea. Courses tn economical handling the solar plex gh cost living are universiti diet to all r the { getting nourishment by gorging n two peanuts, a ginss of t 4 rn juice and a sick prun s is conald a heavy day dinner by the instructors. should be chased up with @ pepsin|a string bean, a crust ef pumpe tablet jnickle and a whiff of fried] Not long ago a student at Cor- | onions. TOR’S MAIL |Meve that good physicians and go [proprietary medicines each heir place, and I do not wish to be misquoted about them | Yours truly, ©. STEWART. a YORK, July @ pan in the wor rk. He saw the White Way and ite night and its fashions, the tenemagts and their huddled denizens. Hei quite con tent to go back to hig island in the South Seas, where for forty years n the osly white rest The lone-| NEW New Y M. C HER BATHING SUIT ONLY SILK SASH PARIS, France, July 31.—The opening of the seashore resorts on the French coast reveals that the Intest bathing style for women consists of nothing more than a siik sash wound several times round the hips and knot ted in front. That's all-—except a broad-brimmed hat. den Jas, Moodie ts the name of this {solated being. He was an adventu arly a half | century ago, in the South Sea island trade. In one of his expeditions he landed on Urea island, near New @aledonia. He liked the place and established a trading post there, And there he has stayed for over two score years. | Every six weeks there {8 a mail at Urea taland, At long intervals white traders come there. But for months at a time and sometimes for years, Moodie has seen no white jman, has talked Only with the natives. Their speech has become his speech, and when he got aboard a ship, to make this trip, English | a PAINLES? ; Y | BANY | Albany Cut-Rate Dentists WH STAND BACK FOR 15 YEARS. 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Motorcycle Repairing Gun Work, Lock and Key Work Bloycle Repairing ALL HALL hone Elilott 1311 1021 Firet Ave. ttle, Wash, | | OUR PRICHS WILL SURPRISE POU OUR WORK WILL PLEASE You, | lot of babtes! :: NEW YORK LETTER in 9400, Private exchange con merting with all Grpartments PHONES ™™ RATES Prt; tailz, ope monty We, hx mem ome 9 By carrier, in clty, ie =m Se > Young American Wiolinist Has a Giant Pet With an Ear for Music | | | Like a newspaper and | get red all over. The ju wan also bank, One sented a and his evider tion was not satisfactory “Why, Judke,” said th L ye for life on than thi be true,” rer But when it ¢ cold cash ty careful ve men bett “That the J to b have prison ay n¢ to out mi ng be “Baron Rofstoff” Greets His Master, Violinist MacMillen July long his ach ad, 31 hound, two years old, weighing 148 poun and measuring more than six feet from tip of his nose to the end of his tail. Macmillen will take him to the United States when he returns next fall to make a con- cert tour. ‘ADVANCE STYLES For Ladies’ Suits $24 to Order 801 Union what can I do for you? Open to 7 P. M. Woot!” repeated the | under-| Golden Watch Dance at DREAMLAND TONIGHT (Seventh and Union.) Everybody gets a gold watch, ‘ow ts the time. Coolest place in Seattle. Admission 25¢ (including 5 dance tickets.) He Knew. muzzle slender At in pricked Young Jack alone with visitor, For eyed her c ‘80 you're you?” he Yes “On your “Hum!” en listened wled, leaped to his the cottage a Straight to i rod From came the wall of a violin. | Baron pushed his long muz-| the sill | his ears ar Th feet hund | | the way grandmother, are 4 nawered, w he you're over aide; you ¢ for that If find {t out for » urself.” look u | Baron. Ob,” stand, you want more. | The virtuoso played a sonata! | Five minutes, ten minutes, half an hour he played, the Baron motion: | less at the window With each succeeding minute Macmilien's ad-| miration of him grew. oo sald finally, tucking | his > ite cane, i me to | your owner, for I am going to be your future master if money can you.” » Baron is now Macmillen’s rty at a cost of $2,000, He prize-winning Russian wolf- Grote-Rankin’s Bonehead Bros Boob—Where can I get some tanbark to put on my roses? Simp—Borrow my dog. He got awfully sunburned, os & Jack Johnson says he didn’t get He'd have got it if he had lived in Alabama. oars said Macmillen, Now you see how you can overdo a good thing. Those Balkans have uprisen 80 un- ceasingly that nobody now pays a bit of attention ee . The fly crop of the » cont T annually. Is country Sam $157 but that would feed EASY TERMS LOW PRICES You can't have your cake of Ice and leave {t In the sun, too. seemed him Sinee island like a strange tongue to Moodie all his re one brother, fn their native Scotland. A great his brother once should separate ther Moodie a few weeks ago. He is on his way to the old home. The brothers parted as boys; they will meet grizzied old men But the extle has no ing his days in Scot going to stay there he sald, “ and then I will return to Urea island to remain until 1] take my last Journey.” | Under Moodie'’s arm dle, “It was my father's,” he sald.| your arm, simplifies kitchen work and makes cooking easy, “I took it to the island with me a , when I first went there, and {t has ane been my constant companion ever| doctor will tell you that nothing is so injurious as long ho’ since. I do not know how I should : x ; have lived through the first years without {t. But as the have gone by I have grown tm¢ and more accustomed to being| Cabinet, with its wonderfully complete equipment, you alone. IT shall be glad to get back | ‘ i little house on the island satisfied until has the been on atives have Robert, wh« villa in longing to se¢ fore death me over nof apend nd. “T an a few weeks,” A Glance Shows You was a fid-| How having everything all in one place, within reach of Sitting at your work saves your health and strength. few | Spent on your feet. years . : . Once you call and see the splendid Hoosier Kitch to my never be you own one. again.” Women Campers Don Trousers LAKE HOPATCONG., N, J., July} Women campers on the lake| hore have taken quite a fancy to| nale attire and almost all are wear. ing khaki trousers. It Une ommon sight to see a camping roup which from a distance seems omposed entirely of men and boys loser Inspection shows that some f the “boys” are women Most of the women don when they leave camp, but s le to apr About ttire, This Week Only, by Joining Our Club, You Can Have a Hoosier Upon Payment of $1 —Balance in Weekly Payments of $1. Extra Value Rocker is no skirts} This is one of the best val- s tind haved ne of! ues you have been offered any- oe ae eee, {AF 88) where—a large, wide fumed as in stores and other places § mae lan'’s Point in their novel Rocker, with automobile seat, upholstered in heavy Spanish leather lar price $15.00, “Special gak Regu- Sees Sweetheart Marry Another WEBSTER, Mass, July 31 Although he had secured a lcense and was making preparation for his marriage, William Dorobis heard that his roommate, Michael Ny had got a license to marry th sir Going tq St. J church to investigate, Dorobis ar. rived fn time to witness the mar riage of Narel to his prospective bride, Miss Julia Marctk,