The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 29, 1913, Page 4

MEMEER OF THE SORIPrS NOWTHTWeer LEAGUE OF NEWSPAVERA Telegraph News Service of the United Presse Association. at the postofficn, Aeattle, Wash. a0 serond Entered eines matter, Published by The Star Publish! Company every evening except Sundmy. t : BUY SEATILE MADE GOODS. THAT'S A GOOD INVESTMENT ' The Selfishness of Daddy 3 EERING over her mother’s lap at a picture in an out-| spread newspaper, a sweet little tot, just turned 2, cried | excitedly in a little California town the other day: “Oh, there’s dadd And added, looking longingly into mamma's flushed face: “When's daddy coming home?” The little one was the daughter of Drew Caminetti and | it’s likely that to that home daddy will never come back. For daddy must face a judge and jury and explain why he, a} married man, with a devoted wife and two beautiful children, let a young miss just from high school lure him into an elope-| ment, with its grim sequel of discovery and nation-wide scan- dal, with the prospect of prison for him, disgrace for the girl and tragedy in what had been his own happy home In the years to come, when the curly-haired daughter | now just able to lisp daddy's name grows up into a hand- | Some woman and learns of life's queer ways, what, we won Te Ger, will then be her estimate of daddy and will she still want F = him to come home? F Or will she perchance be the companion of some other daddy in a sim and lives the suf own? F One can but guess at. this 3 But you'll have to agree it was a mighty selfish and naughty daddy that would so treat a baby girl. BY GENE MORGAN r adventure and thus visit upon other homes fering which daddy's sin has thrust into her NO WONDER Judge Humphries was peeved when the socialists rustled him out of bed late Saturday night. Didn't he work more than his fill when he held a special injunction Session in the afternoon? A STUDY in contrasts—the firemen’s and judges’ va cations. One kind is as difficult as the other is easy to get ' Love Piracy and Its Punishment i some respects the saying is true that “they order things | better in Germany.” For example In Berlin a robust and amorous tenor recently fascinated LE) the susceptible wife of a Dresden merchant. They eloped ‘The tenor’s wife sued for divorce and received fre and |" $3,000. The merchant sued for damages, but couldn't prove os any. But on general principles the court held that the soulful) Singer would be the better for a period of enforced reflection Now, Gene Morgan “impressions” of the lca, none of which he has ever visited! 8 going to give you his new “sport”! You'll like it! hie! my all the atyle for their impressions aed for news me. Hut now the City But often do I there in the private car of fevered imagination. Atlantic City, | presuppose, is a used to be 4 to write of foreign lands. papers to print # it therefore ordered him to spend a =< in dail ; stutt je. off Reatecs have Krown | place of life and animation goers| yur / rican flirtatious fe were subjec red of seeing Kuide books rebaahed | nobody ever bored, exceft the Suppose that our American f| |by @ Cook's tourist full of Cook-|Goscd want . to that kind of strict accountability. Mightn’t it lessen some- book | what their penchant for taking liberties with the seventh com-| ‘the trouble with these writers . It te full of hotels, boarding: | mandment? ts that they first made up thetr|ouses, sand drifta and Philadel , & place—tormed an|blans. There are also a few New| Though you can't make people good by law, you can Yorkers in profusion and rainbow ideal, as it were. | minds about | Then they went make law good by enforcing it. In all of our states it ig) ae tna usted the ideal! |" 1 against the law for a man to lay siege to the happiness of | aa ¢ ed at home and writ-| Nobody walka on the Board Walk, } ‘another man’s home and try to play on the frailties of mar-jten th » t a Ht-/T tell myself, save those who haven't ried women for his selfish pleasure. Yet how many times/erary success they would have the price of » wheeled chair, And with a jail|madet nobody breathes the cheap seaair ere oa he Saba < be ; ee ean enforced } Is that a good hunch? Let's see who can afford to breathe the alr sentence? 3 s : f +... | how ft works! of a danoe hall on the Million Dol- We're eager enough to punish a thief of property. Why) Por instance, there's’ Atiantic|inr Pier in paved with a million gold City, the famous New Jersey re-jlar Pier. I have been told that the sort. Million Dollar Pier ts paved with I have never laid eres on At-|a million gold dollars Sure Pop! ‘mot a thief of constancy? Isn't the honor of a home as " worthy of the law’s vigilant protection as the merchandise within it, which we police so carefully? ; WE KNOW some places—and in Seattle, too—where | Senator Poindexter’s bill to develop Alaska is not making any striking hit. Kitchen Cure for Hammock Habit OU'VE no doubt seen the type of girl who sits in the i hammock and reads dippy novels while ma washes the Sor mends daughter’s clothes. 4 Well, there’s one family in an Eastern city where that { t happen. It’s a wealthy family, pa being a lucky manu- " who got into the tariff trough while the getting was . They employ three maids. But the other day, as ps er got back home from finishing school, one of the mai ve notice, and ma said to the sweet girl graduate: “Here, my child, is a chance for you. Pa and I have been spending a lot of money to get you educated. The im rpose of education for a woman is to qualify her 6 be the administrator of a home. You've had a good train-/ Ving in the theory of housekeeping, but you've not had the| | chance to put that theory under the test of practice. We ‘can afford to hire another third maid, all right, but we @ren’t going to. You are to be the new third maid.” 2 And, being a sensible girl, albeit fashionably igre : iter saw the int, donned a.wrapper, rolled w er! . > And lugged the emes along. BS wad went te werk és P her) Our Precise Artist. Mv ‘idle tox, wenre gliken «When your daughter gets into the hammock and novel| ihe eprende her chest like 6 queca | habit, try the kitchen cure. It may be just what she needs to) When she takes her auto ride. gave her immortal soul. He’s Not a “ Tutter’’ CCORDING to the press dispatches, this happened just the other day: President Wilson raised his niblick on high. His left ge dug the earth. His right leg stood like a pillar, while|} left hpi became disjointed. He compressed his lips. His es rolled. Down came the niblick with mighty swing, d two square yards of the putting green rose into the air| d sailed away toward the horizon almost intact. “Tut! it!” yelled President Wilson. | We'll swallow this description, all save the “Tut! Tut ‘Our worthy president is no tut-tutter. Those who have| [hdd any close relations with him, particularly newspaper men, have been struck by the strength and polish, not to gay impiety, of his ejaculations. In fact, nice round cuss Siame, Jabs, Boosts and Most Anything JOSH WISE SAYS: . “A large and preciative audi. @ listened to a) lecture in th’ high school auditorium on th’ will be of ines timable value to) our citizens § if ever The artist in bis garret bare | Keeps up on juice divine, | But while he can afford cham- Hor grandma wi mart pagne | FRE Oey Tak onks whine Fair, rony cheeked and strong: | | eee Her mother rode In a farmer's cart socks, She satleth by with a staring eye As flerce as a barn yard breese, And clearly shows in her ome An air of cottage cheese |And out of place, her allly ways |} Disclose her foolish pride— She shows no grace of her good otd race When she takes her auto ride. Bildad the Hittite. one Editor Most Anything: Score two for othell style} There's a woman here who won't| | wear her new slashed skirt be- ( cause her garters don’t match it, | . Bothell Resident | o- | Not to Mention the Collars and Shirts. At the last meeting of the Maine Jaundrymen's association a motton a] was made and carried that a fine be imposed on any member making use of the word “mangle” because of the Impression {t was Hable to SUSPENSION BRIDGE expressions are not wholly unknown in Woodrow’s vocabu-} make on the umenitiated.—Manu , and, coming from a college president, they not only| lh he facturers’ News, have an originality and redundancy, but an indigenous 49 | oteratanienk aae otter ae | a sraahs * 48 si ‘opriateness that strongly impresses one and makes the ex-| what? asks the gentleman from | book about Washington” society, ‘essor seem more one of us : Cincinnat!, The same that came! Probably it will be interesting, but Of course, we do not undertake to say what our presi-|*fter Paddy's death—the wake | we should prefer to read one writ Ite wasinot see |ten by a policeman. A shower-bath Is to be installed | eee in the White House at the request | The man who loses on a chance of President Wilson, who doesn’t] f# called a fool to take It; care to use the Taft bathtub, not) But all proclaim his wisdom when being a strong swimmer. He has the luck to make It. lent issued when that niblick swung too low, effete and effeminate “Tut!” It surely was something 2 whatevertherestofhernameis, hasn't talked for publication for a week, “6 Into this discussion as to who was the first woman satlor men tioned in history we project our recollections of an old-fashioned bool® Lota wife was an old salt. cee _ | #Boe you play got?” : It is entirely probable that Eve oA Bot: fi hi d c upon being well kt by Adam AN ag yet. But I wheeze when 4 22. ™m : asked Kim if he wouli ar that } © Up one flight of stairs.” Z she was the firet women he had “+ @ 4 the dou. h Z ever kissed? * How can anybody knock man ee | lage” Mra. Inez Milholland * ti ET. FEE”. eae ‘You may use an old favorite secipe’ and the best of materials and make it carefully, the oven may be just right, yet yoo will have a failure if “The Power behind the “My motto is ‘Live and learn.’” “That's all right, but think how long you'll have to live,” SPANKING CHILDREN GIVES THEM FEVER EVANSVILLE, Ind., July 29.— Wade Green, suffering from ty- phoid fever, spanked his three children the other day, and now . The women’do a°lot of foolish things, | But— + | We never saw one lean up agatnat | an fron rail and spit tobacco juice all over the sidewalk | oe they have the disease. | It 1s sup- There is that little fellow over posed they contracted {t from || there reading the Mulhall charges. | him, See how he {8 enjoying it, That's | 4 ex-Senator Billy Lorimer, See If they match your “imp reusions” traveled readers. Or if you are “traveled” see how right—or how wrong—Morgan may be! WHO WAS NEVER THERE IN HIS LIFE! orts of Amer. places, un. Get into this famous summer ri of these Put I'm Inclined to think that if that were the only way to butld a pler Atlantic City would be peer lesa. Surf-bathing is very popular at Auantie City, | know. The bathing sults of the girls are not only up to the minute, but up to the knee caps at least, In the bathing throng are many New York chorus girls who put on bathing suite just to see how it feels to wear a lot of clothes. Atlantic City is the nation’s play: | ground, all right. Quite a my friends have returned from At lantic City this summer, full of glowing reports and Atlantic City tan. Tho firet two that came back I greeted warmly, Now I am side ntepping ‘em as fast as they come past. Gee, I can't lend everybody Willfam Jones he went to college Where he got a lot of knowledge. Jimmy Brown was always shirking Everything that looked like work- ing. As a clerk now WIth collars Ev'ry week eleven dollars. Jimmy's rich and growing richer. Gets ten thousand as a pitcher. Educated men are many, But star pitchers—SCARCELY any. eee It used to be so that a cartoon- ist could draw a gink with chin- whiskers and a mended suspender and it would Instantly be recognized a farmer, but tn these days of fety razors and belts, art {s more difficult of mastery INVEST ON THAT NEXT BU it; helps Seattle by encouraging manufacturing—it’s an investment that can’t go wrong. jall offer good security to investors—notice their brands. Bakeries 514 Fifth Ave. W Chili TamaleGrotto Chili Con Carne Bg * Chicken Tamales Main 5306. We Deliver, 1511 Third Avenue. Wholesale and Retall, Flour ASK FOR “Centennial Best” - FLOUR STAR WANT ADS BRING RESULTS few of) You have head a lot of talk from Washingtn about adding more dreadnaugits to the navy and they're not through talking yet. Do you know what a dread- naught ts? There are ten or twelve of these mopaters tn the American navy, Remember the old “Oregon”? The ship now at Bremerton, that made the fama voyage from the Pacific coast t¢ the Atlantic at the | time of the Spanish war and arrived off Santiago {i time to take part | in the big naw! battle that ended | the war, Well, a dresinaught like the new | battleship “New York” could sink a fleet of more than a hundred |"Oregona” tefore the “Oregons” could get neg enough to the “New York” to eves hit her | The “New York” {s almost three |times as big as the “Ore ji# one-third longer, Sb |twice as matiy men. She travels | one-fourth famer and she is almost three times 4# heavy. And then, also, she cafries 10 fourteen-fnch guns a8 opposed to the “Oregon's” 4 thirteen-ind ¢ But none pf th PRINCIPAL r ne things is the np why the New | mond railway station and sald: “Yans, sub,” aald the driver, whip. ped up his horse and drove a block; then, leaning over to address his passenger, said: “"Scuse me,’ boss, but whar d’ you say you wanter go?” “To a baberdasher’s.” “Yass, sub, yass, suh.” After another block there was the same performance. “‘Seuse me, boss, but whar a’ you say you wanter go?” “To a haberdasher's” was the somewhat impatient reply. Then came the final appeal: “Now, look where, boss. I be'n drivin’ in dis town twenty year, an’ you jes tell dis niggar whar ‘t fs you Best Short Stories of the Day A man got !n the cab at the Rich- divine, whom it would be cruel to} taken to her “Drive me to the haberdasher’s.” | — church for the first time. ne | terested in all that went on. A true Iittle Yankee, her first re- never give nobody away yit. Now| wanter go.”-—Century Magazine. sometimes, and this was one of the occasions when Mabel had kicked over the traces. Naturally, mamma was to the regions aloft where, mother’s bedroom, she sit upon a certain chatr, }further instructions from quarters, The particular tnstructions were long delayed, from Mabel's point of | | view, and after half an hour she head ventured to query in childish | treble “Mamma, may I come down now? I promise I'll be good.” Headquarters was still huffy and | ed up the stairs the reply: } ‘o, you aft down where you are | ti I call you.” } “Al right,” came tn sing-song | tone from the bedroom, “all right, }mamma, only I'm sitting on your best hat!"-Gulf States Presbyterian The little daughter of a prominent | _ Foundries Works N. Schwehm, Mgr. ALL KINDS OF CASTINGS. HARRISON ST, AND TERRY AV. Phone Main 3844, Hats Have Your Pangma Hat Cleaned Where They Use No Acide. PACIFIC COAST HAT FACTORY. Phone Ballard 566. Free Delivery. Macaroni Washington Brand Macaroni, 8; hett!, Vermicelll, Alphabets, Elbow Cute, Egg Noodies, Manufactured by A. F. GHIGLIONE & SONS Oil Clothing Geo. A. Johnson Co. Manufacturers of “Johnson's Best” Of Clothing and White Duck Clothing. 1116 W. Fifty-fourth Street, Phone Ballard 408, She was only a small girl, but! even little people can be naughty | | terribly | angry, and Mabel was despatched | in) was bidden | pending | name, was recently was, of course, intensely mark on coming out was: “Do all those little boys nighties get paid for singing?” “Yes, I suppose so,” replied the mother. “And does father get paid, too?” “Yes.” hae, meeting of the academy ‘Well, I shouldn't think they'd | sciences the statement w: mad@ have to pay Kim much, for he does|that the average speed of Wireles® nothing but talk, and he just loves to do that.”—Judge. Dreadnaughts? What Are They? Well, One | of Them Could Sink a Hundred “Oregons’ Before They Could Get Within Range HITS Sin 1004 Picture shows how a modern dreadnaught (at bottom) could | shoot former type of battleship to | pieces and never get touched. pot a hundred “OF at a time without ene Here is the real the “dread. York” can | sons” one dangering herself. of the big ship, ht” of today THE MEN BEHIND HER GUNS CAN HIT THE BULL’S- EYE SEVENTY TIMES OUT OF EVERY HUNDRED SHOTS WITHOUT ONCE GETTING NEAR ENOUGH TO ALLOW THE SMALLER SHIP TO MAKE A SINGLE HIT. IN OTHER WORDS, THE DREAD- | NAUGHT CAN KEEP 80 FAR AWAY FROM THE OLD BAT- TLESHIP THAT THE LAT- TER’S SHOTS WILL FALL SHORT, WHILE THE NEWER | ONE'S GUNS ARE PERFECT- | LY EFFECTIVE. BESIDES, THE DREADNAUGHT COULD RUN AWAY FROM HER AN- | TAGONIST IN CASE OF AC CIDENT OR LACK OF AM- range of the “Oregons” utes, in, | like the “Oregon.” in PARIS, France, July 29.—At ington is 26,622 miles a second. 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