The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 16, 1913, Page 4

4 THE SEATTLE STAR Ss NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPATERY of the Ualted 6 MPMMAR OF THER sor full lensed wire news service paper havi sae i ‘ oe matter ee Doe eee on om _ SHE HAD IT 2. + moe six mos, $1.8 ar da 8 ° Published Dally by The Star Publishing Co Phone: Eachange Mate #100 ou were lawfully, pea pope thar - “Longshor frotlo,” “Merry-goround misstep,” “Taploca ee ase, Which ha ~ oe ad mixer,” “Barn scramble,” “Twilight twoddle,” atoar flounder,”| Ono oon ~s\ " ” vita aaah > eway, ip “Tadpole twis' Brickyard browse,” “Sheathgown siip,” and “Hen-| was ng A . - a tr ’ house scamper.” ourse a partic - that #0 long ago solg f , ash cea as eee ee play pup @ lar Dr, for $25 to $30, are now offer) . ee erate ene aha tik | saw the first sign of spring yesterday. | passed a man on Third turf with bis machine f 4 “) : é te “ aw, And a naughty bass whic av. who wore a little red her in his fod in his hand a partment ¢ ceil ‘ shor toes elrocmetenetd I asked him if it w robin’s. |ruofully to his « & epart me , ng On sag t YOU would nder those ct “No,” he sald, “It's a Stetson's.” . | “What on earth am I to do with y but this ts what Alfred Haney of Lans Mich., did: I never heard of such a bird, this? Ho caught base-—caught him gently #o as not te gall, 6.6 6-06 It | was you,” the boy answer 4 string : tied The pastor stared, the deacons blushed, joa, “T'd take it up to the hotel t of ha’ Ae the ehelr sang come hymns} practice on, #ir."—-Denver Times \ an | ing, ( When they got through, the church wae bare; ¥. &2 Mr. Bas So were thelr necks and lymne, A GOOD REASON We sa oa ee » wan beld on told t ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN om with It takes lota of cheek hin hers, too, h. 0 right to be called a “man " He le a “equealer.” Final a ae .. ge This department is to ag a , " ins Don't you think at 3 “ aed win tan . jource of satisf anc Fong enough? abil Genevieve—It Is considered bad form for a girl to walk down Sec-| “Do you wish the court to under : atistactiog) fin | ond av. in the day time with @ young man’s arm around her neck. stand that you refuse to renew because of the remarkable vp i se oe a 6 your dog lice ? ues. Rents pga TRIMYLY | Dear Old Friends | Bessic—tt Is not necessary to write more than ten letters a day! “Yes, but 4 LESSON GONE TO WASTE. oer to your fiance. If you think he deserves more attention, you might, “We want no ‘buts.’ You must “Uhhate, titrica dae v 4 fe wen ens send him some old newspapers or magazines. renew ur Heense or be fined ~~ L ne’ cts te You ksow ls expired on Jans 3 ring such as distinguish thei » a Polly—There's no need to worry because he hasn't called on you Yes, but #o did the dog.” for eight months. Maybe he’s forgotten your address, or perhaps he's o 6.2 running around with other girls so that he can appreciate you more. BUSINESS HEAD Bs ° Old Bullion (on his deathbed) Maggie—it len't beauty that counts; It’s the personal magnesia. |All my prope willed to you ie] ae er pr il ! No RANK 'N DECISIONS FRR —~US Te SWAT per tl| ” e nt taken the trouble to glance at] Horoscopists announce that Saturn Is now In mal attitude to “1 ward Ve We guess that that old cuss has been off agatr In the province of Quebec there are only two counties where the Englist r er the Frenc r at the buying Merchants of Austria, Germany and France state have set folks Yes, Very Warm Weather for May Mr. and Mrs. J. S. Miller and Gome 200 years ago an Italian chemist undertook to fly from En-\daughters are visiting at the bh ,@land to France, but soon came to the ground and broke his leg—anj|of Mr. and Mrs. Edwio A leccident which he explained by asserting that the wings he em Mr. Miller Mra. Ral yeontained some fowls’ feathers, which had an “affinity” for th n® | recmmates af eollega—Grees Bay} hill, whereas, if they had been composed solely of eagles’ feathers, they (Wis.) Gazette iy "would have been attracted to the afr. © 0's | SE eS |LITERATURE AS A CURATIVE! Won't someone kindly present Commissioner Hamliton with a Sec-| AGENT. ond Reader? The pictures would be f a few presting study for him Q n this netghbor. Nay—She Wasn't Cold to pick as your school chum a future! WEALTHY WOMEN FIGURE. IN oN ITIIENG a eh crit [ane wr vou Limery. , OAR] Heel-Proot Floor Paint IRONITE ® as hard as told them and that it wash t that they have ever used. es over night, and the Try @ can and be con 4 You Can Buy“Ironite” From These Dealers in Seattle and Vicinity: rd Hardware Co., 6201 Bal-| Half & ‘ nny way G. A, 6920 Rainier ; b & Reed, Georgetown, il Pharmacy, 482 1 ° @ Hur at nda and € : ve fle c inde & Erland c 8 Rallroad ' ' H. &¢ 223 F ° wies a Fre 4 . TY rR nd “ '® a AROMERTON la Har RONTON ote PACOMA Ci Paper ¢ 90 Hardware Co., 4228 Frem i ray m4 Guatave, oP 1 Untor Al J ‘ tav| HVORETT “ 1 ¥ t & Hardwar an r a Rock fagen, H. W., 2 fadsaon, | Trading ¢ Seattle Paint Co. MANUFACTURERS Third Avenue South and Jacks: We a 6 RAINIER on Street Seattle LIQUID PAINT 1 > MOST ANYTHIN G - > Gave the names of a lot of new dances. ‘got tea mention man who k THE STAR—FRIDAY, MAY 16, 1913. ——., If Cheasty Has It, It's Correct ~; Clothing Times Are ee —.} CAUSE AND EFFECT. ; wonder what ACOB Harty? Instead of beir cIMER usual, he started y fault, mum ! ckage and gave his breakfast food tra BY HERR SCHLOSCH BUNK Gene Morgan, In his story about waltzing In Wednesday's Star, | » But here are a fow he for Phillle—tt was most ungentlemanty for him to do what he did. Any a girt and then brags about It to all his friends, and LT | but I'm afraid ogy Tiille—Thirty dollars le plenty to get married on. But your hue first wife wil t band should get a job. then the lawyer There seema to be a market now-|J. Pierpont Morgan had offered a|my love; I can easily fix that. li adays for anything The last of | Partnership early in his career, but | marry one of the lawyers,—Yon ’ aia ae ta who had declined {t because they |kers Statesman Ch t H b d h Carrie Nato raise ave been| oaght's iccked Roshay {6 oS easty s Haberdashery {isposed of for $1,200 ity “These are all very high grade | . . | nee din” gave nn eavertndeeet te SECOND AVENUE AND SPRING STREET, sappointed, Wel The Balkan war was probably |a d n store window, “and ———_______—__— sees NOT MUCH DOING jt hear by _ this|called on account of threatening | « long.” Thanks if It's Correct, Cheasty Has It sa mmrmys } | tt t 15 men to whom | weather. for aii aisle taiion siete (WAS the _SNAwT vi 5 3 IGAME EXCITING (Oe EMPIRE| | Hite bos ® . wT MAK ifedoats, a ar- | Lirne Bro NOW ITS MY TORN Union Men and Women of Seattle have been more than liberal in patronizing the many sales | have conducted and I am proud to number gf thousands of them as my friends. Now is my chance to do them a good iurn and at the same time give the general public advantage of one of the greatest clothing sacrifices ever heard of. The Model Store, 708 First Avenue, will hereafter be strictly a union label store. To accom- plish this important change the present big stock has been turned over to me with orders to get rid of it in record time. THEY SAY, PAY NO ATTENTION TO COST OR VALUE BUT SELL THE GOODS. JUST WATCH ME DO IT! Do You Believe in Signs? Evidently a good many Seattle merchants think you do. Some time ago I started using white letters on a blue background at my sales. Of course, the sales were successful, and there was a run on the sign painters for “signs like Burke's.” Now “everybody’s doin’ it.” Even one of the department stores has copied the blue and white. So to protect the public from my many imi- tators, I have changed to Gold, the Potlatch color. Now watch them all fol- low suit. J. P. BURKE. (0A. M. Tomorrow $3.50 Men's Cor- duroy Pants cut to $4.75 Men’s Dress Pants cut to $2.23 $3.00 Men’s 2loc Collars, Flannel Shirts cut all sizes, cut to Men’s Suits], paints 96.75 ae 3 $9, 90 $22.50 Men’s Suits widowed $13.20 $35.00 Men's Suits $46.90 Mothers, Attention! $3.00 Men’s_ Night $3.00 cut Pajamas Boston Garters $1.00 Neckties patna cut to 38c $15.00 Men’s Suits cut to .. 20c Men's Socks cut 10c Arm Bands $15.00 Slip- ons cut to. to...06 $6.49 Men's Hand hiefs, white and dana $3.50 G derwear cut to. & M. Un- $2.45 50c Pure Silk Socks cut to $20.00 Slip- ons cut to. 23c $8.88 $17.50 Case cut $1.50 Fitted * Suit wear Men's Under- cut 50c All Wool Socks cut to. 50c Arm Jands cut to.. $30.00 Men’s Suite cut to .. 23¢ $1.50 Men's Dress Oc Suspend ers cut to $1.50 Union $7 50 Hand AYA 98 Suits cut to... Jag cut to. 35c Suspend- GP ed te $5.00 Cooper Union | | $6.50 Hand ar ar Shirts cw $1 14 Suits cut 9 48 Hae ent to.. 1 to a ' tO hairs dccad ‘ . Sh arn 198 $5.00 Pure Silk Sh rest $2, ae $5.00 Boys’ Suits $2. 48 L_BURKE:=THEMODELSTOR 708 FIRST AVE., BETWEEN CHERRY AND COLUMBIA NEXT DOOR TO PALACE OF SWEETS 50c Neckties Underwear Wo men's cut to Sale Starts 10 A. M. Tomorrow 25 Salespeople Wanted Sale Starts 10 A.M. Tomorrow 25 Salespeople Wanted