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hd ° 4 MEMDER OF THe sonirrs LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS, Telos News service of the United Press Assoctatl Matored ot the Wrst. ct athegy Rabliehee ty by The ater “punfiching Scupeng’ evlly every evening except ay HOW TO CURE THAT TARIFF GROUCH The late Mr. Morgan, be his faults what they may, had one big, brave merit. He had unlimited confidence in the| future of his country Much nore confidence than small er men, mostly benefic es of past tar legislation, wh now sitting, moody and gl in leather-covered cl re things because “that man Wi chairs and predicting « §; | 3; havo a doar litt | | THE STAR | EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE STAR |tns3: Little Gorgie Is Some Bright Kid thursdy J.O8B ny., always 6a before « 1 know aint kids awful things, and eee, bel tha durhdest mb anys 7 _ possably be ata right comm people uh jn the bronnix which wW hoy named gorgie ho te @ brité liters feller, and if he dont has had the nerve to stand to his tariff reform pledges get over it { em @frdde \somd day hie pa will How much of this pessimism is genuine and how much! brake his neok ee ) put on for political effect t easy to say. Like biliousness, last sund} i gte's wa tdéok him to ¢hurch pessimism often grows « elf \lso, begun as a pose, It 18} with her, and gorgle kept hia cute Little eyes liable to f a bit; and the habit of trying to throw a fit) etde open all the time of gloom every time a say “boo” to the} when the colecktion box came along, gorgie sacred high tariff is of 1 large proper-! watched his ma loosen up, and he noticed just tion of captains of how loose she was At any rate, h is ¢ present hets when they got home, there wae visttere to of calamits @inner, and gorgie'’s ma was telling them el) Take a day off and walk or ride into the country. | @bout the ohurch her and gorgie had been to the cushins in the pew was dusty, she said, Notice how fresh and fine and green nature is looking. Observe how cheerful the birds and the bees are. See how the grass and the leaves and the flowers fairly leap with) joy at the caresses of the warm rains, the gentle zephyrs, the} gay sunshine of spring. You can't see muc journey, but, believe us, the rest is pretty much like w do see. And there's appointed favorites of one-time privilege to affect ously or for long at a time h of the United States in one day's hat you a lot of it, too—far too much for a few dis- very seri- the clover, nor the birds to mate an ree 1 y green in the fields isn't alter . bit by what “that man W is doing Moreover, when nature enc grouching, she takes a notch in her belt anc good the loss. son” ie " nters a setback, instead of 1 gets busy making ‘ ‘ " Ne PA Nature is efficient. Nature doesn't fear the challer petit ' go around with a long face, competition. Nature doesn’t go arour a Se, or beseeching for artificial pro- privileges lost ¢ mourning for tection pessimistic manufacturers; the stay at if in the back of the well now, that this hig well as foolish pose to schedule down at Wash- cess or failure for an rth his salt. | per cent in a tart between st pretend that a fe ington makes the difference upstanding Ameri an business man we PICKING OUR U. S. JUDGE for the Weat much rea for go! D rd there ie to go to VE t or t as ore i against tern Washington hold no narrow ® _— 4 aspirant other sections of the e where ~ Fn {fs one which embraces the whe tate. filled Washington gave Mile though there was a Seattle cand Lister of Tacoma an sabaealadenengy v8 08 te in the ; ees Pan nkeal jelgeehtp of Western Washington is a ergo | which embraces only Western Washington. Alaska. after Behe ey = tention against carpet-baggers. is now winning the recognt — Ry right to have {ts affairs handled by men who live in — Bes No the principle of home = pe a is what Western ashing’ e federal judgeship a Sites penatty be ok that President Wilson cannot find a a crat in Western Washington good ma for the position, there surel) m1 cod men in the other parties. sf The average cl tizen is not concerned with the po 1 affiitattons of the judges, as long as they are good men. In this connection, ‘ e national administration ht well bear in mind that in the progressive state of Wai gton, state and county judges are now elected on non partisan lines. Poindexter a tremendous vote for senator, al didate In the field. Seattle gave Ernest {ng vote for governor, although there | That ery by Rt. Rev. H. B. Restarick, of Hawall, against free sugar| Imt lercing at this time sian would,” h * drive nine-tenths of the white population from the islands “Py in the hands of the Japanese, who might be able to ext { profits from work on sugar plantations nine-tenths of the plantation labor of the Hawai Approxima’ “inte i rformed by Japs, Chinese 1 worse. Rev, Restaric roposition is that 92 000 American con ts should pay an un cpeeenry price sugar in behalf of the profits” made by Orlen- Is, ete. i f en As to th vely few whites who mi, be driven pm the islands largely American patriots who are enjoying ind we guess that it le solicitous ng all who eat sugar » tariff privilege of tax the tasttt Restarick is really thetr “profits” about wh h Rev | covered that Japs have ‘been quietly locating about) some of OBSERVATIONS it is di Since I ey powder mills which supply the government rs have become rather interested in the Jap question. | ¢ 24,6 the those down<a Since 1911, 585 people have been killed and 4,068 seriously Injured by autos in New York city It is evident that standpatism is not yet entirely weeded out of dear | ture is to consider a bill providing that “when two trains appro’ ha crossing, both shall stop, and her shall go ahead until the other has passed by.” It would be much better to require one of the engineers to turn his train around and go back. Are You Subject to Constipation? Here Is a Simple Way of Cor-) recting It Instantly Before It Becomes Chronic. y few people go through life some time or other being with constipation. Thou-| re themselves by the use| z cathartics, salt mineral pills 1 similar things. ave temporary value in some| it is true, but the good effect oon lost, and the more one takes of them the less effective they be- come. A physic or purgative is seldom better and neces and much more permanent results can be ob tained by using a scientific remed like Dr. Caldwell's Sy ) It hein a high sound MRS. G. B. PRUITT. co does pot hide behind but {s what it is r a mild laxative medi-| needs of every nber of the fam-| mild that thous It is ant-tasting Pier ve it to tiny infants, and non-s % Un co pounded id | physic work gradually and a | aing such definite ingredients|a very brief time the stomach and | tha t will have equally good effect bowel muscles p trained to do} when used by a person suffering |their work naturally gain, when from the worst chronic constipa-|all medicines can be dispe rhen| tion, In fact, amoug the greatest) with endorsers of Syrup Pepsin are eld You can obtain a bottle at any erly people who have suffered for|drug store for fifty cents or one| years and found nothing to benefit|dollar. The latter size is usuaily|! them until they took Syrup Pepsin.| bought by families who already Results are money will of families like those of Mra Ky who used If no member of your family has Pepsin as a rup Pepsin and yo Py rites d etor A Personal trial unged of before b n the regular know It alue, guaranteed or funded It is @ fact that millions have Syrup Pe the house, homes G. B. Pruitt, Berea, Dr. Caldwel tonic waya re ever usec send your ad re ¢ which | dress I! do—to Dr, W for months. The! B. Galdwell; hington at al value of this Rrand laxative | Monticello, Il, and a free sample tonic ig that it is suited to the bottle will be mailed you, }lution, equal rights and human hap. and the chotr had votoces that ought never to be ueod except in case of fire or shipreck and the preacher dident seem to have any branes and not very much lungs and altogether ehe dident think @e whole lot of the service 60 then brite little gorgie, sened carefully to his ma's complaint, and says Dut, m what p who has lie- speake up teéquld&yoy expect for a cont s abt got v. HID for dessert was worth ts jloauy (( + Pow iter’ AN" i isvinanesianteigettinane “KA a e<—"—-= FRIDAY, MAY 9. 1913, PHONES BY HERR JACOB SCHLOSCHAEIMER BUNK an wat | No foreign nation shall bulldoze a Central or Souttiern Ny United Press Rusted Wire people. This is the Monroe doctrine OLYMBIA, May 9.—Christine Schioscheimer obtained a divorce this Let's have a Wilac ine! No foreign nation shall b morning frm her husband, Jacob, a poor cheese who Is eald to live in| state of the Unit America! What the ug p needs in a new doctrine with teeth, | Seattle, Mra. Schloschelmer charged her husband with non-support, and with| having a name that was a constant source of embarrassment to her. | Those Californians offered Gecretary Bryan all the goog In hie reply, Schloschhelmer said ehe charged even more than that.| they had—not including California wine. He sald she charged 16 sheath gowns, 25 paire of openwork ho and) — the furnishings of a summer home The average spring robin eats over twice his own weight of The court threw out his defense as Irreverent, Inconcomitant, and | every 24 hours, when he can get the worms having nothing to do with t } | - - | iT DRIES OVER NIGHT} Some things we never expect to A man emiling In a railway etation tloket office, Boston baked beans in Portland. A man looking under a bureau for a collar button, A man who really objects to peckaboo waists, when not worn by members of his own family. “ee ee 6,000 YEARS AGO. ti A young man named Abel was killed by his brother in the Eden od neighborhood. Plesiosourus steaks at Enoch's. Ten cents. (Advt.) Old man Adam is gathering a big apple orop.. Cider Is selling at 5 cents There's a new arrival at Adem’ ‘8 this week. Poet—I called to see If you had an opening for me. | Editor—yY. there's one right behind you; shut it please. HEEL-PROOF Floor Paint Two coats you go out, And now we have a shriek from ‘representative Philipinos to this | effect may be Iaid on a kitchen Hong | “Japan could grab us easily.” floor, for an example, after dinner, and i Uncle Sam grabbed those Filipinos easily, but, later on, he’s going light use of tt in time for break~f to have an awful time let go of them. fast the next morning. On the second | Once upon a time, there was a man who saw a bear beginning to sie poet climb a tree and he thought {t would be a lot of fun to grab the bear's morning, and ever afterwards, it fs es | pawa which were showing, in a cute way, around the trunk of the tree hard as iron. | 80 he grabbed he | a mighty good story of the paws, which made the bear ripping mad. The man and the bear are there yet. in, Wa pingion saree have got up a new drink and IT_IS_MADE_PURPOSELY RPOSELY SO_AS TO DRY QUICKLY Bryan rickey” because you can't get roused on it. It is applied with great ease and in a shorter time than other floor paint that has come to our notice. This 1s because §| under the 7 It's Just to be mi named It the “ . . Los Angeles has opened @ new fourist season. The touring Ie being done by prominent men whom the grand jury suspects of paying too much attention to girls aged 14 to 16. “ee ee The Arnold administration of Denver has fired Miss Josephine does not “pull” brush, MRS. FRAZIER WRITES ON jyou and yours are not in danger,| Roche, public amuse apector, because she went before the grand THE JAPANESE QUESTION o mat EnGoge ry stimony about Intoxicated boys and girls doing dirty rag Floors painted with IRONITE FLOOR PAINT need ask a social - om not The Star I a sentiment worker, the 5 eman a 1 1 Denver evidently wants an inspector who wears repainted at frequent intervals, because you will find that star " ther eye nen cs high taxation of at € cab ges a my . ob we. Ss wears extremely well, washes well and does not peel off. jegalized high y y pe t ora, “sadly ight axtaet manne ‘ authoritios” Aleo he|_, Bryan broke one California record, anyhow. He came and went ™ '” ten colors. srica’s realty problems, driving | "8%, “Ask some dead-game sport.” » | without anyone trying to sell him real estate, Americans to Canada and else-| 2° these Suggestions I would add, « acd: SOLD BY DEALERS EVERYWHERE where in greater numbers than ask your er, your doctor, | NOT LEAP YEAR Private Murphy,” asked the cap the Japanese labor or Japanese |7°UF mayor ad don’t be afraid | tain, “why should a soldier be If your dealer cannot supply you, let us know and we alien land ownership will ever do.|° ask them to tell you if you and ready to die for his country? see that you are supplied Nigh cost of living and the|OUs are in danger, Surely you| vibe: “Souble standard” of morals {a o owe that much to yourself and| pt Tho Irishman scratched his head taws aro tho next t sane | Oe for a while; then an tr Po mn ‘ slatt The Star wan earnest and 9,9 and 6 htening smile Itted os on Ger Bastern 6 Dr. Priedr f con / as > ly 1’ re Ta ‘ tre a . 1 he ‘ae | 4 he?"—Boston @ Manufacturers K an A . t » ¥ ‘ } . vi atena f covery with gladness, Yet, w ‘ Pi aie Fa ay Third Ave. So. and Jackson St., Seattle Atnarionn Siete, ows |Clalme one victim, the curse Ot tae line news of the nn ot James [| We Maks Rainier Liquid Paint and Paints for Every a molten mass of volcanic ja there a Dr. Friedmann who Ford and Nellie under the cytue ta ta pachway jean give to the world « |headiine, “Ford | 7 |serum that will cure. | to @tay cured, fferers who American freedom, American evo this major ot Damaged Goods?” When will y m: laws must/"¢*¥spapers take up the cry that needs exclude the ignorance, siime| People of our cities are daily tn and scurt of Old Burope and Af-| “ger of being contaminated with rica, too, for all they want Is the|*Bis disorse that ts worse than American 4c nd the vote,|copsumption and as bad as lep- They are own thetr rm lrosy? The Star should have the ments of evolving mind controll a) adh i _ . man and )| Vou an tain by the Hired Hesslans of Sv< pospital, wher -: be ke from the and that vot inted ones and tr od . small country, days] ) of S., while MRS. CORA WILLIAMS. e tout much| W w Place. m h The Japanese clean- | —— ly in body and dress and ¢ med | ambition for to their cr : DENTAL ETHICS. two sources Ng ational officialdom in ee {SAMPLE SUIT HOUSE | Fails to Make Good j Garment Co. unable to stand the competition. Seattle pub! lic fail to support the business the stock is over to HOFFMAN TO SAVE THEM o* ba United S | Nearsighted spinster bird: “T) wonder if he's going to propose?" |[_ and turned POSITIVELY NOT | from financial embarrasement. The situation is urgent. The The reformed burglar, upon nts! owners say, “G us some cash out of the stock quick.” The |release from jall, was inclined to! only way we know to turn goods quickly is a bit facetious, “Simply state TO CUT PRICES WAY DOWN So here gees. Saturday morning we will put this stock on sale, and there will be a feast of bargains to delight the soul of the most hardened bargain seeker. arked to a repor who} » be In the vicinity, “that no circumstances will I be ja candidate for another term.”| le ed, co relalized murder, Proving that burglars, as well as/| . . . the army and navy, and the cheap vy,,.|[comedy actors, have a sento of Sample Suits, Coats, Skirts, Waists, Etc. eet Sagnian, never: tram ou. Oe ene. eee | ee |f§ from the shops of the best manufacturers of the country. entific sociologists and educators. pnce atween | tos - = | the new spring and summer materials and styles and the prices athfinders in human evolution | the ethical] Anna Held bas gone to Parts for are such that you won't need to look twice to see if the article ‘ fear the jingo-| dentist and the/a vacation Ww ¢ glad she has {s good value. igrr abroad fr advertising /It gives the rest of us more or less “: thetr thors dentist, ac-| vacation $10 French l $30.00, x velty of clever erou cording to Bl-| caine Piames ; Misdirected energy— catch-phras false bert Hubbard,| Aieereesee a rere | aoe eee g| Going to Paris for a vacation $3.00 ent ne ong Se pitt. 4 - cal di ; tet What an angel, mother?’|— 10 » 10 Long Serge r our 0 recludes to got MIS) asked a 6-yoar-old | jearnir t w from advertising| -why, dear, it a beautiful $3.00 | ¢ 4 Ww | without ing| | | every ge Apne go cage pt out PAYIDE! woman, with wings, who files, But Pesaee. oe | 810.00 London's er need fear war Ww he natio rd why dc 900 Gan? | pons that flies the fing of the R ing | — The fact! “Because I heard father call my| . | $3.95 Sun—symbolizing fntellectual, spir-|that a man advertises does not| governess an Ang replied the| ‘Tat {tual and petri evolution prove that man's {nability to do ree i aigkl Saaay $25.00 Silk MI IE B. FRAZIER. work of a high grade, any more id the ow ] SHpons sane than you can aseume that Because| q,,0% eal the mother, -Well a canis $3.00 $7.95 aA man does not advertise he !s safe}... her fy tomorrow.” Sample Suite “Damaged Goods” and competent,” Hubbard, |e°e ber My tor Sean | $3.95 $15.00 sit tditor The Star: I ¥ The ethical dentists have for aj A sign tn a First at. 8. barber 7 $3.00 | whi appreciats long time been trying to delude the|shop, “Table and Chair Manteur- ence stm article of Ma that all ad-|ing 250," draws from F. H. the Petticonts 220,00 French eee nods.” atans,|query, “How much for shampooing Linen Dress 5. The subject of white slavery have|the furniture?" $1.00 $4.00 Silk Waiste aroused many good people to ac-|heen doing everything they poast-|— ss chadianinedaiensiein : 4 cept the fact that such an evil real-| ply could to advertise themselves, | #10 Foulard woe cot ly doos exist. ‘The and part of It le/put always without paying for it, AT THE THEATRES $2.00 a Gent that so many of us a 80 KOO jor doing {ft in a legitimate, open} = ad virtuous that we ot rg HA oa above-board way. THIS WEEK. “aa $3.00 think of such things, and woul ‘: } 15 Lingerte Dr. Clark, who t er 00 not spenk about tt out loud for]. % lar Pe 408. i he dese Moore—Dark. Deese = == Sweaters tow worlds, | ‘Thank, goodness, there linown as the Rogal Dentists, has || Metropotitan—Chauncey Olcott $2.00 $10.00 $2.00 aoe ee eein to expose condi.{*pecialists in painless dentistty at|{ in “The Isle o' Dreams.” pram none whieh wo Af run and de-|¥oTk every day in the week be-|] Seattle—Bailey & Mitchell stock Skirt ot f 1 ge Be nalbesear tor twee! n the hours of 8:30 and 6 in “The Squaw Man. $5. 00 $1 00 dare besmirch them-|° lock. advertises to do bs dental |} orpheum—Vaudeville x ‘ selves to interf In Tho Star's {ssue of May 2, un ie ts invited to visit t bp gece ae gp Se great establishment and as RF igs ray pa P whet? not any dental | a serious and terrible condi fon, no matter how Intricate, Which existe and flourishes right ‘ ) dane painlessly. No charge face te cue iowa ade for examinations, and be This cosdition ie & dkagerots work on the teeth fs un coum nat which all good citi n the patient knows just ae eats colak tr Wa, OD not {What It ts going to cost, and just| overcome St, It ome, not|*hat t# going to be done ore thee who ¢o forward to con-|.,D%: Clark takes the public tto eae, bat tancosat ta rs, chit, | 4a, confidence. re are no #e es! gun tales sg aptly | crets his business, conse. suggesta that In case “you thir he can advertise, while the old fogy AT THE Angeles Cafe dentists cannot EDNA LOFTUS — WILL GO HOME | 1422-24-26 Firat Aven NEV ‘ay |{ Our 25¢ Regular Dinner : —ANL— Fr music e . later wife of Harry fi Our Special 50c Chicken »» of a Cincinnat! mi Dinner ater stil] a figure in the . {fe of ®an Franctacc Served from 11 a. m. to ® p. tiny Nike. to AULA A | Seen Are Unexcelled in Seattle re eae Spying de-)F oysters, Dungeness Crabs, Flen, ortation as an undesirable alten Steake and Chop: pine Lottus has decided that: she FREE—-LATHST MOTION has had enough ¢ w PICTUR PRER Imits that she leave t Vocal and Instrumental Concert 0 | Afternoons and Evenings ‘ ; ~ } pe QDERN elegantly Surninhed roome at lowest rates at Hotel Vir: | Prof, Nape’s Haw ilan Orchestra ° Or— Wighth and Virginia, n Decale Elliott 803, ginus Westlake. } Main 162) Empress—Vaudeville, Dantages—Vaudeville. GRAND—Vaudeville and motion pletures CLEMMER — Photoplays vaudeville. Here’s a Sale of the Newest Style Coats and Suits: and they are actually most Western stores. and before they are even well established in MELBOUSNE—Photoplaye and worth from 25 to 50 per cent more than our prices. Rarpeh 9! Photo Long Blue | Sample Binck = | hree-Quarter Bs — Phetopiaya ‘ana Sexgs Conte Silk More | Length . Cont, | Messaline- Lined Black Silk Motre Coat Dulgarian Style $12.50 $12.50 Economize Do Your Own Sewing | | Length Black Silk Motre Cont, all the rage | $10.00 $15 French Votle Dresses $6.50 ‘Three-Quarter | | Three-Quartet Length Satin 50" $10.00 “928. 00 New Advance Style Suits The Hoffman System Man-Tailored for. women, fully teed; equal to the best $40 to $50 tailored garments. Long cutaway 645, $20 and $25 Get here early while there morning. Suits guaran- like, here is a wide range of sizes and fabri¢s and styles. suits you ale starts at 9:30 tomorrow arge choice of just what | HOFFMAN CLOAK AND SUIT CO}, 1316 SECOND AVENUE Drop-Head - = This Week § | $5.00 and Up | New Machines rented, $2 a month White Sewing Machine Co. 1424 Third Ave., gear Pike, 4