The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 6, 1913, Page 4

MEMERR OF THE SCRIPrS Pe 4 LEAGUB OF NEWSPArtrEs. worvies of the U Pree Association Ratered af the peetettice, clnes matter. Panne hy thy gage Yobhchinn company every evening @ncut WE STILL SHOW THE TRACES OF SAV AGERY The brute is alive in all of. us The same feeling which influenced the vestal virgins of | “thumbs down,” signaling the death exists in different degrees| ancient Rome to turn stroke for the defeated gladiator, of strength in each and every one of us. You may lift eyebrows in doubt or shrug your) well-padded shoulders, or exclaim, “But I am different!” but you are not different save in the height of the polish civili- zation has given you Somewhere in your make-up the brute lies, dormant per haps, but nevertheless it is there. You read a few days ago perhaps that Johnny Kilbane, featherweight champion, fought a 20-round draw with Johnny your Dundee. Critics said both boys were “fast,” but lacked a} “knockout punch.” The crowd at the ringside, some 14,000 in number, howled in derision as the scientific little fellows pecked away at each other; they demanded a knockout. The beautiful ring science of Kilbane in avoiding the blows of his opponent} and his lightning-like jabbing, did satisfy the brute) craving of the mob, Zbyszko and Le Marin wrestled before a packed house and when the former secured the cruel toe hold upon his adversary, the crowd as yelled, “Break his leg!” They thirsted for the snapping of the a strong man as the splintered ends tore flesh and muscles They cared nothing for the feats of strength, agility and cleverness. The brute cried for blood. It is the brute that cries: “Kill the umpire!” at the ball game, or chortles with glee as the master of play is laid low,} perhaps with a fractured skull, when struck down by a thrown bottle. Don’t you believe the brute exists in you? ‘over the next time you see some human or suffering and find the answer in your experience. | not one man bones and moans | Think this| some animal| RDEST EASIEST WAY IS ALWA A philosopher once said we need trouble to keep us| stirred up Whether we really need it or not, we're so certain to get it that we needn't worry over the lack of it with it, however, which isn’t as There's a way to deal popular just now as it once was. And just because it's become kind of old-fashioned and in danger of being forgotten. we're attention Hill and thus forget inclined to bring it once more to your It’s to pitch in and work like trouble. You may think you're underpaid, and you probably are and if you are we hope you get a raise But if you'll dig into your job and do better work than ever before and not look too eagerly for the quitting hour, who knows but that THAT may be the best way of all to move up and on? At all events, it will give you one dividend worth a good deal to a poor man: It will tone up your self-respect, make you just a little prouder than you were and send you home at night knowing you're in no danger of becoming a loafer. Fact is, a lot of us want the easiest way. To get as much Sam and do as little as possible is our aim. That's wrong; dead GRAND Vaudeiit and motion J man life? wrong. Leave out the employer's side. He may be stingy | cLEMMER — Photoplays and as x ATER T ORBI RN, and mean, though the chances are he’s about like the rest of vaudeville, ager ‘ A ies pata, aane aie ‘ MELSOURNE—Photoplays and us—ABOUT AS YOU'D BE IN HIS PLACE Gxederila, BY THE WAY. It’s wrong because of its ill effect upon YOU. ag ny — Photoplays and | r ts poatage stamy The woman who has chosen the easiest way finds in time to find {t phe book and be able} that it isn’t half so easy as it looked. But it unsettles her for THE S$ TAR—TUESDAY, MAY 6, 1913 NOW ARTHUR | WANT You'vo TAKE THo6e THINGS OF PF AND PLAY WITH YouR. otek! You CANT GO OUT UNTIL IT STOPS RAWING YY ne MY CHILDREN ON STREETS? Editor Star: According to port in a r t a re natite als proper ane wa preterred thelr “ot run r her ning down the children Now !t {s perhaps an easy mat ht AT THE THEATRES AW-MA~ITS NEARLY STorpPeD NOW = ANDO THIS. 13 SATURDAY Too! right to use our publ THIS WEEK. streets? Had the Griffiths ordinance be- Moore—Nat Goodwin tn “Oltver law as Twist.” Metropolitan—Chauncey Olcott fn “The Iste o° Dreams.” ley & Mitchell stock have # control - hould Orpheum—Va shou Emprese—V1 to e reg a steadier life. Unless she’s saved young, she’s quite likely to KEE Keo KC © drift on down the line—down, down and, at last, OUT That's your peril, Mr. Man, when you get into the habit of SKIMPING work. You may hurt your employer. But you hurt yourself more. He can stand it better than you YOU CAN’T STAND IT AT ALL. N, IS WIL phrey of ult and earnest almo effort. But Seattle Congressman Will H cracked a smile. It was a diff the human icicle essayed it. Alas and alack! The mileage graft statesman’s humor provoked no appreciation. Seattle not destined to gain added fame by a newly discovered humorist. It’s rude to point at people, and Congressman Victor Murdock, the fiery Kansas cyclone, He deliber ately pointed at poor Will. He went further. He pointed at “the ring in his nose by which the gentleman from Wash ington has been led around for years.” And $0, it is only a clown’s garb for Congressman Hum- phrey. Mark Twain can now rest in peace. Yet mark the keen edge of Humphrey's wit, for is he not our representative, and even though there be those who can- not appreciate him, shall the same be said of the dear ones at home, to whom he sends garden seeds faithfully and regu- larly each year? “Half of the membership of the ways and means com- mittee, which framed the new tariff bill, consists of country lawyers,” spoke Humphrey, in derision, Humphrey being a Penrose-Cannon republican. “But doesn’t the gentleman know that Abraham Lincoln was a country republican?” inquired Congressman Graham of | Illinois. ef 4g democrat.” Brilliant, wasn’t it? subtle was was rude was Humphrey’s retort, “but Lincoln was not a Otto Roseleaf ought to make a dandy park commissioner if there’s| anything in names Eastern hotels are equipping thelr rooms with thermo loewater bottles to beat the bell boy Atlanta's auditorium has a chandeller of 13 feet diameter, Gives a er of I! t - 680 candle power of ligh fetal | Make Our Trust Department Executors of your will, and May is a month for moving, and certain individuals are seriousty| YOu will have someone on whom YOUR WIFE can DEPEND taking the hint since the grand jury was called \to permanently help her attend to business after you. are dead ee | We can help her make PROFITABLE investments, and help : : j her to look after her business, just the same as you could do President Wilson’s Latest Yarn were you living. Jf you appoint an INDIVIDUAL as your NGTON, D. C., May 6.—President Wilson's friends have || Executor, personal busin affairs may so engross his time] Jong marveled at that part of his nature which makes him a serious, {|} that your estate might suffer a loss through NEGLECT. Our hard-thinking, earnest man of purpose at one moment, and a Jovial, I\Prust Department will handle your af pepe joketelling companion, apparently without a care, the next. They tik vat va undle your affairs in a strictly busi nesslike manner attribuge it to his Scotch-Irish ancestry. Apparently he does, too, || judging from What he sald about himself recently “There is something in me,” he sald, “that takes the strain off my Scotch conscience and gives me moments of delightful trrespon- sibility.” K C Baking Powder is guaranteed absolutely pure and ae There is no Rochelle salts, no p@ harmful residue left in the food K Gi that is leavened with K C. 525: a Even the most delicate can eat hot Ps ae nee am er: distress. } if 4y ry Bakin; if st- he raised bread fl pn pea wat you LET US TELL “YOU HOW WE »CAN ATTEND » TO YOUR WIFES | ‘BUSINESS AFTER | \ YOU ARE DEAD MAKE US EXECUTORS OF YouR WILL * er Northern Bank & Trust Company Fourth Ave. and Pike St. SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES FOR RENT, HE MAD pines FINANCIA Dac If you would Be known as good | Swat a fy, | Swat him hard Make him die. onnayivanta man 90 years old| ~| was © wouldn't eup-| port is Youth | nust have its fling | What has become of the old-| fashioned girl who used to ask Does my petticoat show?” The census of 1910 gave the pro- Auction of poultry tn the, United States in 1909 as 488,468.25 «GOODS MADE IN SEATTLE Star Readers Should Insist, in Their Purchases, on the Brands 4 —They Are } A lade Goods, Flour ASK FOR “Centennial Best” FLOUR Fountain Pens SEATTLE PEN CO. 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Sometimes she played the plano Don't You Remember Sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?” When Dorothy reached the age of 24 she marr! Thie had always been her ambition. Fifteen children appy home, and they were all happily married. AS IT 18 NOW. Dot was pretty and she hated her home. halle at night and “ragged. told her mother she was visiting girl friends. HERR JAC and was still chiidiess. She adopted a ignominous death before she was 22. TEN YEARS HENCE. life of Help! See the man. See the supper before the man. See the sad look on the man’s face. None of his relatives died. Hie house didn't burn down, He's not sick. He didn’t get fired. But the home team lost! Dear Mr. Grey: to answer the question, “Please give me instructions nails.” Here's the answer: sulphuric acids, t file and an emery wheei, Who cares for a spring like the one we ha’ There's nothing that’s good about It; A little too warm for furnace heat, A little too cold without It, Swat the fly! 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REED FURNITURE Anne 474 YOUR BRAND IN THIS Main 09. necting rea ste exchange come with fil Gepartinents, PHON RATES” MOVIE ae the gold lace President Te The other nig rive ae the Belasco thea ‘ ded ‘by'g military escort, and t ¢ ‘ enditioy extra, He ts not yet talking with members - - lof congress on that subject. He he There was not ¢ ng ¢ Othe refraining because he wants the ate royal box--as it was ca under ‘ ad moinig tention of congress and the cour if tration concentrated on the tariff, Bo I in When Mrs. Wi re entered ag fer that everything that 1s being 8:15, they came of the aud Me the printed about Senator Owon and fence, With then rome even fi gta Ropresentative Carter Glass andj ing clothes. Th , bit grea their currency reform 1s not reflect there was ne at at fh oh p ing the plans of the administra tendance at the coy. Neither I over tion. was there an ext consplew t ee ously displayed a . us formerty, Ml gs President Wilson and the There was not to @ th party was Mi go ® newepapermen are getting to other than an ther gathe ‘you be quite chummy. They fig- Wher ent Wilaor vas not ured together in a “movie” until 9 o'clock, he din eat toward stunt the other morning. After the th an ¢ Ape noties the seasion of the first clase in and t ¢ was Dob suce Tt « out tor m, and immed lapping, The actor pt their pep # « formance for sey ent Wilson ape into his seat It Is notable also that Mr. Wilson paid real money for his box, which never happened during the Taft administration. The theatres always have been glad to send a free box to the preske dent and his family. President Wilson does not Intend to accept these smail grafts. back Best Short STORIES of the Day neatly dressed OB and sang, “Oh, A ied a minister. our came to bless cently actor called og matic critic one morning re ‘What do asked | editor polite bs I have called to request that fog nsert a line in your paper to the & |fect that I have just refused a gab ry of $1,000 a week from the oppe and died an (sition | Tl make a note of it. Lovely ‘as there anything else you day | want will you leng Detroit Free Press ou wish?” Only one thing | me a quarter?” wee S8SS893 SESTSsESEST Chassese atze=ss. 758 At the sanitary fair held fg phia in 1864 Mme. de Heg ndercrone, Mn asked to er she Lincoln of fron “Music is not much in my ling |but when you sing you warble yous self into a man’s heart. I think? might become a musician {f I heard |you often; but so far I only know two tunes. ‘Hall Columbia, she answered for manicuring |“You know that, I am sure!” ‘Oh, yes, I know that,” he plied, “for I have to stand up off my hat.” nd the other one?” he other one! Oh, the one is the one when I dont up!"—Philadelphia Telegraph, Old Joe was talking as ugual |the edification of the company, 11 experiences became the relates Pearson's Weekly, “I shall never forget one fing® said he. “We was drawn—one ¢ aid of Wash-/ with about a minute to go, whee got the ball. Off I went, p |man after man, till I got withis aid/ range, and then I paused. I cag the crowd shouting ter |‘Shoot, man, shoot!’ Drawtt |foot well back, I let fl yell that went up—oh!” with sda of pain. “Well, Joe, did you score?” asked ong impatient listener. “Score? Gad! It took the fully ten minutes to get ‘ne be _rall from t between n my toes.” had “z| | 228328 <8 ve? 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