The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 30, 1913, Page 4

4 . THE SPAR—WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30, 1913 PHON 3 Main #100. wnt” ate gen MEMBER OF THE “SCRIPPS NoRTIWwReT Resting LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS. Telegraph News service of the United Press Aascotattom ae second abtishing Rintered at the postofficn, Seattio. W class matter, — Publish § CALIFORNIA MR. BRYAN IN pose of influencing that state's tre fa WE'RE ALL A-FISHIN' looks like attempt t e ii , By Frank R, Leet represen the lawyers w put Disc undesirabil real estate “has made against the Orientals by decls ineli e to citize Mr, Bryan, represent against the Japanese, visits California said the Tar, M ase 8 ° eaking of fishes, near an’ far are not t t ‘ , 1 The d which rT! t r i f ; ' e ve A A our anchor fer a k ae aecte C en he 1 what a bite he'd took, That ship along tke a bloomin’ echt visits Ca Though she was a regular monster ship, certain action be ee He towed her backwards, mile on mile grave cris 8. se P hb \ Vilson’s early announcemer 1 1 oi, here are many ms of vanity and insanity, and, as we plod our } T ssn the peop! cont . to the antics of m a rule int ® 1 YT eatening war, f any y, and one must app be more or lese sympathe “ - J@ ucinations of t me os next doo he country « It nces tha ext olghbor tool he country It char r rp sa fle towed t eane e doe t : “ii airy should: ease tat bee : ie towed that veus n the dock; he : He in t ass that Iam, I accepte to be dictated by any foreig : : He towed through the city street ie our legislation is to be dictated by _ | king compartment, with pinochle and four a » that llows the exampic {lalnous emoking toba as promoters of hilarious At a pace that a race horse couldn't beat; power, especially when that Ic Y 1 incor on te ind hackles (various of ~~ : : - ne honor and inde & discour upon lea and ha set by the nation. To what ex the hor h do amites and spoons by way of enlighten and en - He towed her over the vale an’ hill . fe t b bartered away | livening cony tion P ees th w ‘ow tve tn dence of the states, and of the na been « . ' " he never stopped a bit t pendence of the state ed Seas thie . ubt the {diot before we had gone 20 miles—by 4 o'clock Is 1 never stopped & 5 foreign tions by treaty, or is Surely, : ; is ; : : k piatf : den abmentinte to foreign nations by treaty, ¢ ne we oe huddled ¢ . rn . cas xerew got caught In a spreadin’ oak pertinent question. iJ al ubt had vanished P 1 Ay poe ad a driveling mantac : 4 anchor chain an’ the Lawser broke. P moraing that I f He sez some are finhin’ fe a 4 > ya rq me 4 ¢ an? the ba ¢ lif e* girls fo BONDS OF THE BANKERS’ TRU: 1 then {t be to ralr =" ere while in the village bar i We kept this up until Ho sex the er are fint ler suckers, T The @ ae al tervals by revolts u secineeae cae as Gre fiat gegen: As at ute to the bold Jack Tar, he dawn of a new day 1s Iniete re er 5 to e, ship of public utilities k The lov " An’ tt looked Ike the palin would sure be his favors and fancies of the The idiot begned Ho sez the vain ones are f fer compliments. Till old Bill Jackson said, “Gee whiz! Ror t infl hing . The bur fishin’ fer t I kin tell you just wh yer big fish is r ty : 3 rae 1 him to the The nabobs ai € s and things sat t eow the tel you téll ts t the fina b ip te . eam to the Pi 5 ot > at f uck boa ” a re m back unhurt to hin family Le : . holly Roan’ " — refused t e ~ o I left bi f An r ’ the s le now ‘ f 0, ) w ‘ef h # safe ts aie ine pio’ t r C Tuesd : ; Or I two lve they are now Ther Pax 2066-0" bob bale pon he ¢ the } The ¢ we Then b face rew nd he gave a 6 state of Washington 1s t uu . {turn b _ that this is the only way ng pk | Bint s’ conspiracy to de-| he And t and died—of a broken heart con Wines2e/ SHOULD BE KILL place a 2gallon demijohn was At the first sign of the repulst, cs ac or waterbug, get from bringing the ray of the municipal car line is sorely defeated rail th Ae | The victory is not alone to municipal ownership. Had the bankers’ conspiracy hatched as they expected, all other city bond issues would have been discounted in BUNK BY HERR JACOB SCHLOSCHHEIMER A wellknown idiot named Jamie 1 often met the } 2 Monte Carlo,” said a New woman The great co: the future. . : eer [ Oahe Merv Siuehheyetert Veotee abenphad. Gallon ue tonight, and |"? ttle voted we shall make arrangements for the wedding. | have a lot of invita tions left over from my | marr nd by changing the date and . inserting your name, we can use them t Carlo ap M. Mas \ bonds, bonds for an a : found. Th’ cork aa 1 save money, Tiille Tus ear have sold nar . but it st @ box of water extension bonds. W t ; Ps Dear Tiltie: Don't get excited. | haven't proposed to you yet. In = pe perct Ve ab . " the ae if the city car line " allow 4 to be " { t your letter you failed to mention how much money you have, and where Packie tae Mente r Soren boy rm ee you live. You'd better check your trunk and take the next outbound Md ” si eepeygadyces, Deckers? | don't want yous dake what had become | rectior a the morning i le’s t cr t as as the Rock of of ef ee demijohn.” | cs " ot Seattle's edit, s 3 } nf } eak-| A girl by the name of Ursula Sarah Banks h. lied f hand t t ror fe ei btedly ha n ¢ ably weak girl by rsula Sarah Banks has applied for my han ro 14 like powders, or —gaa w y Miss U. §. Banks! Sounds good {0 muh. tse the ge ters of his he “8 f —_— —_———_—_—— | rns’ Electric Paste is sold ened. | cs sg by stating the fact, sayin a | th + a ai ae |guarantee of money back if it falls : read CHREERAERDEKRAEOHO 40006466 4 b\ re Ok Be Idiot ter,| BY CLIMBING over a transom 4/ fy "Crterminate cockroaches, filly , a oes not fa op as #0 ma oft at s burglar obtained entrance to the! mice, a A lad walked up to a cigar stand at’Second and Pike—if ou are doing,” Jami Wk ¢ K st f Cobb Bros, 304) Sold by druggists, 25¢ and $1.0 e ther there's no stand at this corner, you can call It First and Pike; I'm erhaps to berdesigna ¢ rat taking away with him/or sent dir charges prepaid, @ sure there's one there ted An’ if I hadn't been an | tei ) in cash, three suit cases, three | receipt of price , P Tho lad threw a piece of coin on the counter and asked for rt ANG (Reve: been AiORte’, Sucere ts ts, an overcoat and severall Stearns’ Electric Paste Co. The city car line, like all municipal ownership projects, the makin's. ite. Washington ts be races _____ Chicago Il, “This le only a piece of coin,” sald the clerk. “Where's the rest of it “My dog bit It off.” replied the lad. Note—These cubist jokes are the very latest. was beset with many obstacles before it could get its first breath of life. But municipal ownership cannot be headed | off. In Seattle, and in qur neighboring city, Tacoma, mu- nicipal light and water plants have proven eminently success- na’s municipal dock is a success. A month from ful. Tacoma’s secpiety P: é ee eri Se Art, the office boy, is saving up cigar coupons to buy a motorcycle now Tacoma will vote for a pal railw even #3 S0-| is has saved bod coupons in the lem aan, te node cain oatoer ard attle did two years ago. Seattle has recently freed its water | the motorcycle is his. ee pie front from private monopoly. It is getting ready to build a HEARD FROM RENTON steam power plant. 1 took a swig before a bar, MUNICIPAL OWNERSHIP HAS MADE GOOD. IT The soe wee untae) | WRIGLEYS 4 IS GROWING. A NEW DAY IS AT HAND. AND THE My gracio ain't thie awful! } STATE OF WASHINGTON, IN ITS OFFICIAL CAPA-| Sige (nthe widow of x: Wieet' ays mathing stall: Howe bhaaih aerirke CITY, HAS HELPED ALONG CONSIDERABLY. are also split In price.” etttteeeeeeee teeeeeeeesest RRR ER he +o 6 @ © home on pay day. #& , “My whole family likes it and I want them to. It’s a fine enjoyment that’s fine for them. It Is quite apropos at this time to pass a resolution of confidence Chicaago employers have decided to end the scandal of low wages that Jacob Furth 1s able to pay that ),000 fine. | for working girls by organizing a “morals cour’ and buliding a hotel F sh. - vt for those who cannot afford to pay ordinary prices of board, Why not When he listed that $13 for a allk sky piece, the governor showed Dulld some new jails, too? he’s some Lister, all right Caer ar Ue ee | | ine The great poets, says a London aclentist, were Insane. To be! co's police put a cordon around Chinatown which “hurt busi-/ ure. Do you expect a sane ame to write poetry? er and agre Fr ness,” and so those tongs got t 4 to do no more mur. A dering. Just like native Frisc a eared aa a lvanbh Me Gn ceatae preisdent of the D. A. R. had been working | “1 chew it m If going home. eee ae. ete #2 rornpiete cate) Mid pet te! teas ye” aMeaitivn veers ta GA slaslad ipcaanenk. ot the: By Au Re It refreshes my mouth, purifies < expect hin to lave his office to make inventigationa himael. He might| Working to become president of tne DA. R. my breath, brightens my teeth, oe eee | and gives me a good appetite. I haven’t had indigestion since I’ve chewed it.” BUY IT BY THE BOX It co jeas—of any dealer— end stays fresh until used. M. FE. D. saw then | OEP In First av.—“Florentine French Dry Cleafing.” On the doors of an auto advertised for sale, the Initiale—"I. 0. U."| Things we never expect to see— | e A good looking woman wearing freak clothes, | A bald-headed man who never spent any money for halr r Against Against A philanthropist who Is willing to pay as much In wages as he| gives to charity, Substitutes.. Imitations vey aetaieonlenel baseball team of players who are residents of the | A man who literally likes to mow a lawn. ee fe et Ly It a cop pinched « man he detested A \ One against whom he felt flercely bitte Round Package Whacked bim eight or ten times with a billy— <a 2 L E iL Would you call such a man a pinch hittter? Made in the largest, best equipped and sanitary Malted Wiilk plant in the world Japa and Womer 1 Our. Arithmetic We do not make “milk products=- Sh Siow The Wut, Ste te oe oe Skim Milk, Condensed Milk, etc, “ays stood © comn : : oe j vk hold the Japs, |#0dy on Bill Shakespéare, It states But the Original-Genuine hen {t ts a , ct that they|right off the bat, that “William ave practically driven the white Shakespeare die on 23, | HORLICK’S MALTED MILK virior away. from. tho land, not 1616," And. goon on, “two hundred f 1s Questioned jtar: In your Issue of April 28 you have a little rhay r ' Made from pure, full-cream milk aS ton ae rail Bish ti Stes 79 jt aaued een tee 3 i h Washington as we o on passed away and the extract of select malted grain, very otior farm house in the| Now I'd hate to make a man out| reduced to powder form, soluble in Puget sound district is occupted by a liar for a mere hundred years or o | water. Best food-drink for all ages, yap ‘0 or three women | sq but isn’t ¢ @FASK FOR HORLICK’S O'work. Perhaps that. accounts |der the Inpremsion that tris” Ac! Addi every kind of at accounts |der the impression that It 1, Ac . of sho Used all over the Globe Mandl ea 4 t " . numbe of picture |cording to your ret hould be e and stand this countr about 1819! WI you please give 0 D the fara Hae the Tagine the anne) dope in the columns ¢ ° taken the place of the white .|of your paper? Would Ike 4 pe a a oda mt as wectl ands on practically |this matter straightened out in my ra > ian aa all Pacific coast railroads, mind A SUBSCRIBER, Nig RY pM i | 0. A. 8 | Leavenworth, Wash. iw the year of our| [i It’s sold at al.nest Look for the speaf Avoid imitations‘: wil v ae, ae oz