The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 29, 1913, Page 4

4 MEM EER LRAGUR service OF THE SCRIPRS NORTITWReT OF NEWSPAPERS. Telsaraph News of the United Press Aasceiation. Bintered at the prete: clase matter, Pub: company every even a) Woe . Seattle, Wash. ae a by The Star Pad! i excent Sunday LOW CAR FARE AND HEALTH |\« “DEAD SHOT BILL,” FROM NURSERY VILLE And W 1913, By Fred Schaefer Alrd MacDonal« Private with all PHONES "tn, p10o ™y smal, dat RATES”): rr chanwge eam deyartm ent one month im adv, ey year te 8 on 2 ‘month, tn tty, pe (yobs ty meme nein ON UR ogy y !haca aay r Wg a A visitor to Cleveland one evening sat next to a carpen ter returning from work The street car was new, with ‘ortable seats. i rood tilatic he visitor comfortable seat w aisle, good venti n Vhe ay “ay 8 was curious. # « >A % The carpenter had a wife 1 two young children. He ~ by NORMAN of cities. h y wa c had worked at # citie The pay was NEW YORK, April 29~—One,play ready that he could put on, about the same from ac fn the rine of n At one of his theaters to fill out Witt Chlediand tar » ee Wines of 5 wastes manana thee we umbet th@ saxon, Campbell said he had But Clevelan I've alway anted Camipt 7 f & DUMbEF | one tn hin head. Haverty said the to live where the k c atch g t y successful plays, landed tn New | production must be made in four and dig in, and where I few th 1 garden rk after | aving been abroad sev wee ” eal lee dike Shed, In the pleasant weather it's ake th le out doors nt up to the Hoffman Sila was written, cast, staged “My work shifts about a bit. Just now, for exam then the owner or lessee of half) White Slay as just concluded ob on the East Side the a dozen theate Haverly ask- {tn 31st consecutive season, under ~ I gt . job on the East om OO ; ed Campbell if he didn't have a\ the direction of Robert Campbell Square e live seven nm $s we t juare. this — — a =| makes 30 miles of street car riding I have to do eac ta Every other place I've work th cost 10 peccheneemabte Ye "aa the ¢ ee ees { ' t Bill! from Nurseryville, A bunch of tourists from the East, ; iin dation spbe eal . And for the w rom ! nk, it f spend a little n rent, so as et lawn and g Western tales instill. Bill diskivers at a feast. tributl m readers of |] it has y jsiruck rock bottom. |again next season how sea een ey) ¢ . re oa tar fc * column are al A OFFMAN, more sasons dne room. I ave SX . 3 n rs ways welcome, and the editor Sequim, Waat ' nll TT a ae But if we put that extra ouse Ww 1 will try to publish every one re [|Our “Beautiful” Garbage Can C2: @ d it ar a rant The money comes back ceived. Letters should be plain- [| Dieplay | Spring productions a sround it, we —- arti, Gh age ‘ .? ly written, typewritten when || Editor Star: I have just return-|rather slowly, Nothin a The kids are healthier. The wife isn’t so cooped up. And I possible, and on only one side of }}e4d from a few months’ trip tn |o) st week Be a aaght oi eau te putter around with the paper. Because space pro-||Southern California, and 1 must |, Prk M- find it restful ghts a putter added “Mrs : : hibit» publication of long letters, [/aay that I am greatly amused, tn- | peck) "@ Oneae the flowers and th preference will be given those || structed and surprised at the! farce by Proxy,” whi This In't w it touched on the BIG Containing not more tha ) | changes which rta time can} r ch : : words yring abe t beautify " GEST reason there is for r cipalls t at se the Paditie | we i Bar t dis HEALTH A . ae ; ‘ T! mong these changer 1 note, with | ed he other day Bost joar tea ade @ re & great deal of admiration, the o1058 | ae distribution of lo by a Ja beautiful and decorative art dis: | Winthrop Ames want: ‘ha ti for the first time, the occupa tle In regard to the supertority of | Pla of the artistically-built and pisywrtggte who ontet toe Pn including, for the firs! m Miz cCurR , farmers to English or overflowing garbage cans, which} 000 contest to fee! sure the pot In the report was a table of percentages of Ly and | have waited to! sre 0 ingeniously and ateamentty of gold really lies at the end of mong housewtves ear th cone m capable than | *rrang along the sidewalks o' the rainbow, So he has taken 28 per cent of de were among housewives—nearly three hallenge the asser-|this most beautifully {lluminated| out a bond with a reguier bond times the n in the next h t occupation! nk such editorials | City of the Weat | ing company, which guarantees Three-cent fares not only give that Cleveland carpenter allenged. It wo ca, tear that noe gand eri praged the payment of S10at “a 7 t wer the rising © fall to appr © this work o' person of persons unknown” a wider range of employment by encouraging building; not epect for th 6 and who do not give due credit) for the best play submitted to “ej a but the chances are a wenulty a | the proprietor of the Little the only allow his “kids” better play room, ut me chan oo ness of the gigantic brain which ater before August 15 next, they're INSURING HIS WIFE AGAINST THE GREAT on trived this civle decorati .. The Judges In the contest are Y fully these cane ar Augustus Thomas, dramati WHITE PLAGUE. “ ay ; : boxes appear in the luring and Adolph Klauber, prow Can you think of a single CONVINCING reason why mellow octet an! afl agg ity critic, and Ames. The $10,000 e onl -cer ~ the country? = = oe = probability, the Japanese editor |'* hat a thing of beauty ts a soy is to be considered as advance Cleveland should be the only 3-cent-fare city in the c — 7" ~|doeen't regard this as a progres-|forever.” How proud and how hap royalties. If the successful play | < stve country yet py we should be as we gaze upon never earns $10,000 In royale | Dy <= I think the firat settlers of this, | this soul-refreshing and heart tles, the playwright wins from tae Cecchini a “ wa lour eat America, proved them. Cheering and uplifting sight, ete. Am the difference between BECAUSE CALIFORNIA HAS 'EM THE FAN volves to he the most progressive | I have been in most of the prin-| $10,000 and what it actually sinedind pethones . 2 % : And wh the H Team wins BY HERR JACOB oople of any age tory records Cipal cities of our country, but I} earns. If it earns more than t " SN - He speake of Intensified farm. know of no other than this, which $10,000, the playwright doesn't : Tat 4 . ea His « # one of BU K« SCHLOSCHHEIMER ng as th can boast of such a street-wreathed have to walt until It has eamed Gov. Hiram Johnson doe see so h fuss is J the ealaxy of captivating garbage cans.| that amount in order to get it. ‘ See ee aise wher ae c hav HE PORTER, In other words, if the com made over California’s proposed anti-alien vhen a 1 have 7 » married. If » ansth 602 Mutual fe Building mittee buys a play that is ‘ i } 1 K any y play tha a Arizona, Texas, Kentucky, Oklah Minnesota, Illinois and rie Wiseen-|the cnuntes s | H ; Missouri have similar legis ry in. “ fi : _,| But when the Home Team lose Winn ete, et ame you for being desperate. iiving ix : t up were ee ag in the ry aes loses nothing. If the commit. The reason is, Hiram, that California has the aliens. If ren at names fie Jake. The: a ol we passed a couple of little col- oN , > ' } His ith {9 shaped } this, | : spi hegercan! es © There may be places whore the |\oraq girls who were shootng some poe tr oft cay the agricultural icts of New Y« Pennsylvania and Ohio, | , Jap is @ benefactor to our com wright profits and Ames loses, tee ' " Id tak t chickens off the road, Real quick, sath wide iy : ; t advertised Saturday for a wife, | said | would take any pretty monwealth, but I have yet to sec ~ for instance, were being gobbled and ned by Ja irl, no matter how much money she had in her own name. Only a few yea Sahai Oa mes nigra 4 to ae my ps Mero mg a rhe Pot woiid uty 806 ¥ Well, a girl phoned me and she probably had as much money oy D | wal pair of tan shoos a8 | rooms at lowest rates at Hote! Chinese, as in California, you'd mighty soon see firew her GWh. Paine GE Guyens Gould Wiel fr, Bhe"eele Wer eure wale Wee Dette eee tne arly 4° anybody a wite who can beat/ginus, Eighth and Virginia, near touched off in other districts than the Pacific coast. It’s the} en Penny Militen iadeat Pun fier set ert dee eee Westiake. Elliott 802, | Dreme ° cut came whe California heifer that’s being gored | What's the difference b n Vd certainly like to nail her es fos Cithsenen. taran tas Plea "ee : “ m7 washw : and a hey thin, deside laundering 4 ec! Lots of people will run after the fire engines and admire | esr", - Art, the office boy, nearly threw over his job yesterday. A lady meer RBar rd os ‘oan tee ee. Yourseli the blaze, and ‘really enjoy seeing the sparks go up and the! One lives to hang and the ot ame inte ‘the efice called Wim .“Cherub” we hee te tle anout he could live on less |e I bl hen it’s the other fellow’s house Joing | ives to die ae TE Dee See ee ea : ee She sep. Tt Was ry “age crumble, when it’s the other fellow’s house __No, Mildred, you have it ken From FREMONT to wtarve out the Ask for the burnin wisted. ( t Now if American labor ha: PAMMids dar vittes wil, tore ea Galen ime ae I met & pretty. ir to compete with that clase ot tabor, Original 68 alifornia ister states wil ever y ypreciate the} y right It’s net fe t ainty 4 aes “ - , t ainly Is up to American t : riental question until they have it in their midst. good. w he to lower {ta standard of living.| Gemmine “The Food Drink forall A es—Others are Imitatons ie q , " ard of living. | ;j | saa t This a - vende —_ a ARES ayes h’ two wid ao " rar . TP a AS orted A PROGLEM IN GEOGRAPHY PUT ’EM UNDER CIVIL SERVICE ; tters 0 If Mra. Ippi should wear a new jersey, what should Della weart g. l 4 th’ pasaag th’ x 8’ pe A van cover,” spoke Anne F T Vl ask her i O’ you know?” The suggestion to put Seattle election officials under) The pantaloon skirt hes ar “No, 'm.” O civil service regulations appears to have a great deal of merit. eT ee ae ee - ice Dae adele It has a salient advantage over the old system in that it A | + , Pon hue : oiled Do | eo exciteme aa cauced thi in fro will eliminate much of the political requirements which now 4 ides | é > t was cai jn front * seem necessary to gain an appointment. There are, no acres A |e fer which ht the s ermitted & doubt, many worthy men and women who have never applied has th . - pe at Itted. i for positions on the election boards because of the general! fat J ecause {t's a loud he said impression that those positions were distributed to political hat whe e gad fdeuat See = ial tig nate = workers only. : . 2 2 2 2 intments of election officials ca remove mea i ' | Lente If the appointments 0’ ion ials can be removed Eee Fullerton is sure some pitcher. He had his In the paper Monday from political consideration, and based upon a fair and square ,)''", oe |morning. Had what? His er, | told you aminati s to efficiency, it will big step in th rec-| sti eat _ eepeiagiade y be a big step i e dire a Smith—Why did the chicken cross the street? tion of clean elections, in . Jones—Why? - ——_—_——- geal 7 Smith—in order to reach the other side. 9 { | Jones—That's an old one. Looking over a list of nine murder cases, with seven scquittals, ‘i | Smith—Why don't you tell Jake Schloschelmer it's too stale to Chicago preachers say Chicago is the most dangerous ¢ © for hu publish? | bands to live in. It’s cheaper and easter for a Chicago woman to kil i Jones—-What good would It do? He's making me say these words. than divorce her husband, they say ae nee ah Asbestos pockets for cigar stubs are the go In Philadelphia there's no law against your gathering them a basket Japanese freight vessels, now bullding, are expected to make the| 'g trip from Japan to New York, via Panama, tn 41 days. ae — |The birds are « trees New Australian Federation " postage stamp has the picture of a| They're happy day kangaroo on It. | long. cage nasa es aunic aa ———=we If we could get our food free we| e 1 Met a - | JOSH Wise | SAYS | “Th’ suspicion prevalis that a ir — cubis artist de He signed th’ Bee y leysport city hall 4) You have ter } know what it is ter admire It." “How do you| “I make ther make such dell-|about as you do, | clous muffins? Mine are always so only | use K C Baking Powder.| dry. And if | make the batter thin Mine always turn out well, so it they fail. 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