The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 28, 1913, Page 4

MEMERH OF THE SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPRRA, Telegraph News service of the United Press Association Tintered at the postoffice, Seattio, Wrst. 0 second class matter, Published by The Star Publishing company every evening except Randay WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO BRING} | WILLIAM WOOD TO TRIAL? The Mavantiens of Johnny Mouse Few localities in Eastern America excel in springtime charm the ‘region north of Boston in which the head of the|]! . American Woolen Co. has his summer home ; Not far away, as distance is measured in these days of motor travel, on a tourist r which William Wood no doubt has often chosen for pleast spins, stands the gloomy prison |} rhick " ago, F . oe t ! Ay Reo } Girlie, I've decided to get married. Send in your applications while in which, a year ago, Ettor and Giovannitti were ke sol I etill have my job. Ill take any girl that’s pretty, no matter how much tary confinement for the part which they took in the Law- money she may have in her own name. First come, first ringed. | | cs. << rence strike A ittle soft music, please, while we shatter a bit of pottery: After 10 months of prison fare, a jury freed them. For| fey They think of her face | that lone ¢ . } haan thay} > heentt | When we mention her beautsle, | at long deprivation on a false charge they have never been | | But we mean her ankle | compensated; they were lucky to get off with their lives | And aweet tootsie wostele, ; re | . A . 1 got my {nspiration for this from the front page of The Star But you may recall that William Wood was also involved ( | siecuaeer . | in a court proceeding growing out of the Lawrence strike. He Ain Pret Ad was indicted on a dynamite planting charge. He did not go to Fs eeoemees 2 pea Told all—girt pretty, jail, to be locked in a solitary cell for 10 weary months. He Fold arme—alr baimy, was allowed to come to court in one of his numerous automo- Sighs love—moon full, ¢ Eyes adrk—night summer. biles. He was admitted to $5,000 bail, a bond which he met (This makes just vagal ae iggcttiem.. nm thowsh it’s written bask by depositing five crisp $1,000 bills. And then, smiling a gay wards, In fact, I believe it's even better, Try it.) Z & Summer night—dark eyes, good-bye, he drove away—and there the case against him Full meen—love sigha, eo rests. Gates elnasens term @ aa : Q Prett irt—all told. As Brother Wood spins along the Salem turnpike breath- (When you can do thar with your pootry, Maude, it's a sure sign || "YOU ARE THE NEW STENOGRAPHER, I SUPPOSE, MI88—ER——" ing the balmy, spring-scented air, does he ever, we wonder, moe.) CHAPTER I jwith @ ravishingly Umid glance. ;to Mra. Carker and gave her the <| ' cu of the childrer reflect upon the superiority of his good fortune over that of cna ee I declare, {t makes me sick!”| His wife seemed very ¢ and an Be ; hild en it vane ° > "i , Summer girl ° be ing to adorn the weet side of Seco: aoulated Mr. Ezra J. Carker,|strangely unattractive to Carker|™arked by the neighbors that she Ettor and Giovannitti at the corresponding time of year a nasuden i anh 4 wee * yg Pa . nd | stow! « the morning paper on the|that evening. He was surprised | ad grown very nd very ay. between 12 and 1 ' dimmer pretty and summer no iuaiee t twelvemonth ago? gig Ee pt floor and addressi his wife|that he never noticed it before. |4ur ae he past few months. She i 1a rc the . able ere er volee, too, bad a rasping pote | Would not listen to any critielg = tke th reign birt dp the CREDITING AN ASSIS Across breakfast tal il Her voice, too, bad a rasp not y 8 He, like they, was reign birth and f a It ke "was ane ae i lat , {are two more society # and|that annoyed bim he children |0f her husband, but was sometimes side of wealth and privilege 1 prospered her corn bread t make Charile a good pitches arila lesa than three brand new/|found him unusually abstracted and oop ans re think the women ; } t u 1 to mix the Bat fivorce’ cases among the best | intolerant |are mostly to blame took the side of underpaid working people and narrowly is about the only le twirler mix the batter " | Ch tv. . +e 6 people In the city! How can men| One week later Mra. Carke {th apter IV, ; | ’ ? a rker, with pon th } escaped the electric chair | DO YOU STAMMER? |be such idiots? the recetver to her ear, learned| ine body of the elderly Law, the copy-books tell us, is no respecter of persons ;}| | | A sqdier served five years on a prison ship. On this ship were 1 think wome m are moatly to} that streas of business would detain | {1 on “aay of the river aah q \ 1300 prisoners and Just one guard blame. d Mre. Carker her husband at the office until)...” tee justice treats alike the rich and the poor. | When the soldier was released, some one said to bim Nothing ¢ sort!” retorted |¢ery late that night and that he se Seal city, might never But somehow as we recall how those two strike leaders | “Only of the ah Why n't you try to escape?’ Mr. ¢ it's the fo Rayan : Al would dine downtown. oo : a? on taper ‘note Val Ob.” were on o he o or” woman {sr ally a weak creature 30 of t er Ms a m1 were kept within damp walls, while this rich a sary, th | sali SEO Rha cs lta iis ea ee and dependent; a man who is|, It was 8:20 f that evening when | was found in the breast pocket @# ft f a Qo a - you broker, ho as bowling the oat P 96, der indictment for a meaner crime, is left free, the « j Al Herman thought It was funny, last week, to show up nearly * orthy to be A man has tio| aa thrommh the patk tn 6 bist on Rs Peer i bir wr ™ « the le: ring held apm everyone on the Empress bill with his talk. So | think it’s up to me "irenath to w Hany fer power car denly twisted his tiful < r » again arises: Are the scales being held even 5 to give him away. He wasn't a real colored man at all. He tried to|'f he's & cleanminded man head to catch a second giimpse of par d sap-head you When is Wood's case coming to trial? When is District M make everybody think so, but he was white. t even tompte ave Bol the faces o oceupants of # Billy called on wil tlence wit sap-headed churr " 1 i , ? 1 passing tonneau. Turning to we sail Attorney Pelletier going to do the duty of his office? How are Senator Jim Mam Lewis’ pink whiskers comparing with | ¥b° ad ¢ with a puzzled look “ py ri = DECAY acu this cate: catetie : a eve | Secretary Bi 4 ark jow bere a asbington nee, 6 r he rema you were a good fellow when you 3) Red erg ele ; Sine te i chen fee ee ee will of Jim, if that wasn’t old Carker|had it t lysis tl h riven t ll orderec owledge oS - gon! : ' el en oat! The note “ It is analysis that has given us all ordered knowledg And friends are cold and kind words few, innocenc eerie. aaa \ eee hice ci: | ease et usar ti ne G. Wells. | Who soothes and comforts me—ah, whot Chapter I The epurt ewarbed these alieintry | Carian . x | wish | knew, There was the usual accumu rrsisceas flea —Pitteburg Post. lation of afl at the office that - —— => HUMAN LIVES GOING TO WASTE Men can un Does a man ever understand Th th ip & } ‘ ec name I as escaped me cee William had just returned fromyhard word. These queries annoyed a woman? ——Detroit Free Press. ning wing as reuphesaun peg-top * * Ke nile : writing nearby, The other day, in 14 were taken to prison Who Ie it, when from dune t f ng up, a8 soon as Bhe | trousers, silk hosiery, a fancy waist the bexdeurs egg the ton They had be ce i serable crime—of perhar s th a ye — eg she se or Ra eee coat and a necittie that spoke for iittie bride did not know she had pretense of affection they had betrayed innocent yonng girls —Kansas City Journal, voice requested him to| bis father was reading. : How do you spell Cinetnnatl, A SOaGE bi at th fate and pocketed peat a sentence gentleman looked up and surveyed |y oneye” she Pesos) forced their victims into the awful human fat es Who Is it, when, by chance, we meet, | Carker turned slowly around and/bis son. The longer he looked the) “C.i-n-c-l-n-n-a-t-l-4 ” the wages of the shame And, being tired upon our feet, lgazed into the most beautiful pair} moro disgusted he became. Mr. Grouch. —Lippincott. , hese 14 n. in handcuffed pairs, were taken t He bounces a brick off his head Who says, “Pray, won't you have my seat?” of brown eyes he had ever seen.| “gon he finally blurted out, Yet as these men, in handcuffed rs, aken oi Well, neither would we And th and form were made |“you look like a fool.” the patrol wagon which was to carry them to their prison} 2 | [to match, exquisite—-delicate—be | “Later the old major, who lived) Needing some ribbon one Gy 5, 14 women of masct basene Good Friends, But— The police reporter came to me yesterday and sald he was in a| witching next door, came in and greeted the|while in a very small town, we sentences, Ww n, Hin stupid stare of admiration | poy heartily. | went to the one store there, says wept and murm but expressions of sym jerk in with your trouble, says |, off hand—jfust lke that. /caused th girl to blush crimson William,” he sald, with undis-| Harper's Weekly. hy and 1 promises of fidelity and cast her eyes shyly down upon | gu imiration, “you look exact-| “Ribbon?” sald the storek pathy and s coho _ : } “Thirty days on bread and wa * eald the West Virginia police her note book, but ( ly as your father did 20 years ago, “Well, we al) just mislaid our Ah, the waste ced affection useless sacrifice W he n, the or coal t * er sbricked with joy. He'd that he detected th when he came back from school!” |of ribbons, but if you all come back . im alies wt happier nditions might have b o fo with his water. gestion of coquetry Yes,” replied W...am, with a|later I'll see if I can find them.” of human values which | eh pele slits a ——weeee jand his virtuous } smile, “so father was just telling} So back we went later, He had meant 14 trustful, upbuilding homes | ARRYING A good sized pase. sharply against his per me."—London Photo Bits. |}found them 2 we 3 med though they had beer senger list and a shipment of Cali ribs. His dictatior | hat color did you all want? Setrayed, bespattered shamed igh they ha hs en fornia produce and general freight thereafter. Several | Bride and groom they were un- lue,” we replied. there was still left in these unfortunates an unextinguished, an | pear Umattila bas reached eyes met during |mistakably, and guests writing} “Ob, blue!” he exclatmed in Gm indestructible r of loya hick g' placed | Mark's ort from San Francisec sion 1 on occasion Wish you were here eetings in| gust. “We haven't got any blag wg | EWISTO? AN OPEN meet wilt beta nk womar ished that Atlantic City hotel were much | Blue {s so popular we don't eva makes society’s most precious LEWISTON, Bt PR hn Bh aoe te ald are the new stenographer, |interested in them. Each sat at a|try to keep it!” Yet 1 a < x iy Po ot . Bale: Boose P se, Miss—er—ai jesk and got busy with pen and ned t 2 | r Atchelmaler ad ° it Foresters 4 Munro,” she cooed'ink, the silence being br REFRIGERATOR SALE— battle with human \ | by drown ne 2. cere BY and garnished the remark when tt » asked how to spell a! Furniture Co., 415-17 Pike. Philosophers would have us believe that aS: es 2 i fice has always been; that it must always be The fashion-regulating craze has But has the policy of kindness for the Magdalenes, since |*trvck At wha City, the word Page , , having gone forth that bathin Christ’s time, ever been persistently tried? i niet mad not be cut hi cher t oe the knee. And they're wearing such lovely knees this season! TAKING THE ORIEN car and impartiality, and not witt es 1 ! mn JOSH WISE President Wilson took the proper m in that ant wr prevails that al land matter J artist de| om: signed th’ Bee-| Throughout the ific coast region and in egions | leysport city hall i : " - ry an du ots - > | ou have ter} . c wherein it bas been demonstrated ¢ Orientals can do,| You. have. ter white and fluffy in the there is strong f r f land r »t ter admire It.” e ee d b either Japanese or Ch and t host lg ded center, crisp an rown out- There are also sition to land side, are made with by other aliens, particular ier ndi To \ i . targets of the ¢ al toub € ead ; - e 9 ° insult or part it that t teat : wiit's Siiver-Lea of what foreign race has the capital to invest ComneR. President Wilson woul tt ( lian knot by nfin a tng the prohibition to those Iai fist Hciaete EA oS will | Doughnuts need not be greased soaked, tough, indigestible. Look to the short- fare rs ni ce sf) . : not declar p ed ening you use and the frying fat. Swift’s Silver-Leaf Lard is best for both uses. , t J r ~ t t t nat r The he ay! ie ic » “CTE % ~ mec »j rs M4 ° IGE as Gs Gesusd, oe uven hottie | cH he ape sre aces Be sere | It is the secret of doughnut success, Use it and you will have the satisfaction equality with other natio: : ! need ray ? of having your friends say, ‘Delicious, I must try your recipe.”’ sufficiently to calm he But, really, why should it? The propositi tot : 7 For doughnuts that melt in from her and make citizens of ay tion he t ent t blic | your mouth, try this recipe, prising subjects. If they are not tt ¢ ‘ior vy | co : ; Dike secur tk sigh aa Abd 1 : ; 1 cup sugar; 24 teaspoonsful Swift’s Silver-Leaf Lard; able people, she ought to worry about ot} h 3 eggs;' 1 cup milk; 4 teaspoons baking powder; ¢% them away from her That . k ; +f 1OYT of Ke teaspoon cinnamon; ¢ teaspoon grated nutmeg; 14 doesn't it "a ; I . ted b Co: teaspoon salt, Bei iassi : — lard and add & of sugar. Beat egg until St. Louis commission man ot! ii have pacslvad a. blee thatte | ight, add remaining sugar, combine the two halt chicken, hait duck. | Th ‘ he tc Laela 6 grrr: Soe ae | mixtures, Add 34 cups flour, baking powder, salt ’ 16 r of ' eam : ik oot = —— and spices and enough more flour to make a LR Ne eae THIS WEEK, dough just stiff enough to roll. Roll, cut out New Thought wife. Says that less than two years after their weading || M ' " and try in deep fat (Swift's Silver-Leaf Lard. ) she got a new thought and 4 ed Metropolitan—t) Drain on brown paper. 225). G3 tran Pat,Caihoun's on deck, again. His Frisco tine wants a t7year | Fortune Hunte ‘i i Use Swift’s Silver-Leaf Lard and ing innocent as a farmer considering gold ae ? Emre Vaudeville by + have tasty pastry. tacee-~Vauderviile x ar ae “hy Pee It Is almost high time, now that the grand Na eee GRANO—Vaudevillo and motten || iB ‘a rd Mihi t its Mute er a thetain beer tenn Py py ans je. pecan hg pletures " | Wir: Bra | ‘ AY Kk) Swift & Company Pry 3 in a certain county commissioner and county undertaker CLEMMER — Photoplays and vaudevitie. Prof. Taft is going to coach the Yale debating teams againet Har MELBOURNE—Photoplays and vard and Princeton. Wonder if the subject will be “Schedule K."? vaudeville, ° |] ALHAMBRA — Photoplays and ° Not only the varsity crew, but glso the co-ed sallora vaudeville. 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