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4 ° i : : THE STAR—THURSDAY, APRIL 24, 1913. ; ‘ : i if 5 i “4 company every evening except IS THIS THE WAY? \\ -MOST ANYTHING =, a ie What do you think about this, by an editor in the “City of | | yi Brotherly Love"? | Sw pen OT Sg HE THOUGHT THEY WERE FISHING | i #A wan who does not bose—dhat 1s, controlohis own | O. = Ca errr ans in home, will, sooner or later, have fights with his wife. A sensi | J.0.B. i blooded man will say to his wife | | n.y., fridy - gee, but @ stew oan get some \ = —. a ‘i a will be Be hap a for you or for ial comikel notions in hie mut up on 6th av. the a age kya kal of tore at uther day some guy was hoisting a safe if we quarrel, I love you and I want you to respect me, I do at # going into @ winder about 6 storeys not expect or want you to be my slave, or feel that you have up, and t beg . up there boseing 4 no right or freedom. You are an individual and are entitled to | tht ps okled etl come along just when 4 + matters a Aes ors bt j they had “to wrapped around the dough box your own life But, in Mies: matter - pe h ct r “af oh | ana 2h wae ping to wiggle around a little . ness, or our common welfare, I must insist that you do my ye up fr te. dewalk way when you and I differ as to what shall be done. I will he stood dy, the ourbstone and he a make mistakes sometimes, but still, that is only human, and I looked at it | : will try not to make the same mistake twice. You will forgive thenehe 1dbke the rope, coming out of A bl As : 1 thing, I will be able to see | the winder away \up h in the bilding a me when I stumble. As a general thing pgs : he hicouppe ple of times, and then he farther into the future than you will, because I have greater I will always coun ooking up ab the ein ng into p&y.no attention at experience with the world than you have. cil with you and trust you and love you, but, good wife, in dis there diden let outa ler hoy, you, he Gor where the Safe «# n fr i puted matters I really 1 ave the say st, eo he hoVlerdd lajdor 4 “She'll ery a bit bys. But you know h Dw to dry hey, ‘you, : pi, hoy! Wins % those tears. Take her in your arms and ‘FORGET IT.’ Then 4 Suey» \so the bose a tnodly looks out of the ; durn you, BE WORTHY OF HER RESPECT AND CON- we “CAVE UP EVERY THING @indkk, he sepa tite te\\standing down there FIDENCE! You'll be happy on this basis. We know what to MAKE THE TRA | VOLILRK up at nilfy-and-he Yells back, what ie it? pull in PourrTine, hollere the drunk, you've | got @ bitel we are talking about, but it's none of your business how we) learned this to be true New York intends to butld a johny TERRES round courthouse. A fine idee 4 nything qi in New York | mm Fe = = = auahian mesegya . " Al would be inappropriate DENSE STUPIDITY IT ISN T S. {F E TO F ‘ {LL ASLE r " «Bi: | “In that clock right?” asked the visitor, who had already outetayea | his welcome. His hostess yawned, : jet "Tae Bipt ee? And it'll cost a good round fix “Oh, no!” ahe said. “Thats the clock we always call ‘The Vis The old question we used to debate in schor hould a) ure, too. ftor. | or represent his con ts or his conscience ?—was . 2? The obdurate one sat down again legis! a ; The Visitor!” he remarked What a curious name to give a answered bravely in Jersey the other day, when a member wer shonid 00 e dectared. 8 aoe! th " . — nnouncing his vote | Second ay. street orator last nigh’ Hin hostess ventured xpranation, “Yor ° weet (and, as it happens, a republican, too), an neing Them be fine words, but #0 long as yy 8 hostess ventured an sxpranation. a Bee,” Bho coved, sweet “we call it that because we can never make it go'” And even then he failed to seo the potnt—London Answers. v hington maintains a national guard how can you expect the| | great powers of Europe to disarm? for Wilson’s jury reform bill, said it meant going to his po litical death, as “the gang” would never forgive him. COULD TELL ‘EM Come to think of it, we ought to mention his name. He's Phat 9 i intaala Was died uals te as ee eg ee Representative Salus of Atlantic City | Which reminds us that we have! "pon @ cannibal tale, hid tor three days, tn terror of his life. Driven ; ecent ¢ vs, direc eived a le 4 “An X-Tin | out t nker, he discovered a thin wisp of smoke ris So, in spite of recent house cleaning direct ee we wrong, but |/Of bushes Inland, and crawled carefully to study th and secret ballots, seems we still have “gangs are 8 to have | Sdout {t. Just as be reached the clump he heard a voice aay lidat hes baile one ties cabole hale ate . ate in hell did you play that card?” He dropped on his knees, and assassinate a candidate who stands for peop! that he a bn ons oft voutly raising his han@n, erted Kind 0’ jolts us a bit, doesn't tlonal guard “Thank God they are Christians!"—BPverybody's Maybe we've been going to sleep at the switch, “ | outtliieaibiniaanilsagy faybe we gone . ce An Encouraging View of Matri-| . VIOLATED that, because we licked ‘em once or twice, it's all over mony | Unele Ezra--Do you think the democrats will keep their pledges’ : " . - ‘ Uncle Eben—-Not much! Eph Hoskins signed one the firat of . ¥, s er, and ther isn't p No, the fight for the people is never eth au 1 Lcgiainced weeks ago Miss Albrecht! November, and he has been drunk ever since election day!—Judge a minute when snoozing on the political picket line isn’t peril wost with F. R. Robertaon 7 ITIVELY NOT the trave bis wife Pp ous. : who is a of The reformed burglar, upon his releaxe from jail, wae inclined to True, it’s tough to have to be fussing with politics all the | nis —Clev be @ bit facetious, “Simply state,” he remarked to a reporter who : chanced to a the vicinity that « ho circumstances will I be time, ‘ jate for another term Proving that burglars, as well as But “the gang” does ey never miss a trick. Never actors, bave a se ¢ humor . | caught a gangster napping, did you 3 | 6000 VEARS Aco Of course, Woodrow and the majority of Jersey men will wag ag A yo man named Abel was killed by his brother in the Eden attend to that jury business later. They'll find a way to stop “Th kind eo’ —_ oF ures eteaks at Baceh’s. Ten conte—tAdvi) the fixing of juries. And maybe the gentleman from Atlantic} farmers in th’ Bee Old man pored a big apple crop. Cider ts selling at 6 leysport neighbor. hood are th’ kind 0’ farmers who come ter town on cents per City will come back, after all. We hope s There's @ new arrival at Adam's this week But it’s just as well to be reminded by this incident that Loutlsville Post. “eternal Vigilance” is still the “price of liberty.” Watch ‘em] @ rainy day an’| Depends on Location MODERN all the time play poker.” | % Old Mother Hubbard | od Se. Went out and rubbered . 2) oO To seo what , | ae might be. CROOKS AT THE BALLOT BOX | = = But when she got there Northern Expre = ladies were bare > ey een completed ; hold Auction Sale 1 p= Which caused Mother Hub The recount on Proposition A has been completed, and [oc AmctOe Bae AX yy, bard to fee the result is arousing no particular exci equip at 920 First av He bought « brand new aeroplane, Here's a Cheap Joke “DEADSHO T BILL,” FROM NURSERYVILLE "crt Sotete “Desdshot Bill? from Nurseryy Observes Si Perkins carrying swill. In books abduction is easy pnived PF HAL dinal | feally gone! fraze. utteral pollan’ ille, wt lie color | with pial work, | At bay where the The Editor’s Mail Wants Roads Improv E or The Star lyour paper of the money our county com lssioners | work, or, rather, money that have been spent on roads Some time ago the Sunnydale went to see the p ed. 1 often read in spent by on roa hould wople at commis. sioners about some road work and repairs, We didn't jasked for, The only section that are repaired lones used by the owners j care | Ket that our iittie 2x4 ranches. ' c |Has Plan for Crack | M. anydale. what we roads in our are the of motor There is a great area of country could be improved if we had the fashions roads so we could get to and from P. Potlatch Drum Corps} in restraint, would en-|tirely eliminate the homeless sider a permanent remedy? An LOUISE PATTESON. ordinance compelling all owners of | —_—_ Best modern, outside rooms, the to 6c. Stewart House, 86 West () Stewart. bei REFRIGERATOR SALE—Biake re Co., 415-17 Pike. sed Flood Sufferers Receive New Sewing Machines ped with ordinary common sense, expected that a bare recount 7 — ——~ With wings spread like s mam oni io & nickel at ite woret?’|y wAitor The Star: Some fime ago BOUBAND® of Cee yould show terial changes. To have expected that would moth bat ite I saw an article in The Star say an wou show material chang P at aia J. REDELSHEIMER @ CO. ‘ = - - . ‘ } y, when {t's only (ere, Of! ing the were going to or homes and household be to have expected crooked ele oO! is, they existed pO —~~~~—~—~" THis friende hope he may still use|" aia }ganize a drum corps of 50 ple were swept away by floods and i in the ci h ‘ aA tall slently and cs | 4 to advertise Seatt Said dr nado were presented al Be oer recy, SO Reve marked bal et Aca land he’s stoppit TRY IT corps was to consist of 10 fifes and without charge a bright, new . far land he's stopping at a tnkdee Geta” P * stuffed ballot boxes, and then failed to coun + oe nm ; adden rae ng.” ruminated | 49 drums | F " " 22 - he almanac philosop “some. rould re to help Th Sewin; Take precinct 218, where, out of a total of 106 votes cast Thiah tah Josh ,.|times means a nasty Fall” | gong orutn Be int ante oul e Free ig y ro Only five a reportec wt to ° 93 . omeration hat : These people were indeed € 101 voted on Proposition A nly five are epo ed n o* « ice the sesaner Pee ieee Tes nate in owning The Free, for sb have voted at all. That is to say, 95 per cent of all those who “ The Gental Suffraget. hic eititent. Goncad: the files & HI the only machine that is positively w li lace wer stensibly interested enough we Ite larw ced. A drum - r in ee to the ti eer : ug When a felicW tsh doin’ th’ beah be} en OFS + eget Besa Insured Against Fire, Flood Oo vote on that proposition can 1 t = cou ash » the the spots off one of 60 numbers. | Such percentage is easily a record breaker, not only in this Thas hae ee ean (hic) be | Take four good. fifes, six good | Tornado, Accident or a A ; ; eS . poPcind er ere expheshed ae |druma, a base drum and a good reakage x city, but in the United States ; Yet, if the alleged fraud An’ If ‘he gocsh unnor sh’ table, Loam wantoe ati won teed o0 to be B ig Ext which the Municipal league particularly charges against the rth re nga ee nl years of age, drill faithfully during | ‘That is only one of the feature $1. : . : ‘ re shay thaeh hi uty’s ne the ne o month ve e Free— addition to aX , $ cinct existed, the rec t itself Five | [ next two months, have a neat of The Free—in a ee ee see sas Mio : optyse . eects ; | > Juntform, says Continental style, | and durability it is the 10¢ could not possibly show it. The bare recount would naturally pare CHORUS |vhough sho will betidiags sot|and you will have a drem corpe| aru, tae ak ae i be more apt to tally with the face of the original returns, as eT a ee aflame that will do credit to the Seattle the most ail around ontiatecla Oni ally re {3 riging $, 3 & a'rig | And dynamite use still spirit during Potlatch « and| machine in the world. Ex made out by the skillful mathematicians among crooked pre re ane Lae leet 4 - we in a hurry—~|ghe's promised, in her own sweet | wherever t go afterward not true, we don’t want you to . cinct officials than among less skilled mathematicians but hon ilar liven, 90m hak anes | way, | 1 put tn five s as fifer and | a Free, Pee: r 4 be pM thieage O howl No Englishman to kill drummer in the regular army, and k est officials. et j SH. always vert been ladylike know w a good drum corps can! The Free Costs From $10 to $20 Less Than Any Other High ; f If any beneficial results are to be obtained a recheck | This proves she always will. | do. one is a disappoint a . ch ee ‘ . by ; - . | me way | Grade Machine—EASY TERMS of votes, the investigation should deal with the crooked and | Northern Express Company will] VIN C. CHASE tr hold Auction Sale of unclaimed e+ press packages April 24th and 26th at 920 First av vee corrupt methods used to influence the election, rather than to put the probe on a basis of testing the mathematical skill of the election officials. | New Way to Make Apple Dumplings Served With Hard Sauce or Cream and Sugar By Mrs. Janet McKenzie Hill, Fditor of | the Boston Cooking School Magazine | Here is a new way to make apple “JUST LEAVE IT TO THE LAWYERS”; A LETTER TO THE EDITORS Editor The Star Norfolks For Boys In @ recent issue of your paper there appeal the : an article in your editorial column entitled, “Just Leave it to Ages 6 to 18 dumplings that will surely please every Lawyers housewife, for it is not necessary to 7 This article pointed out to readers that Mrs. James Herman Aldrich have whole apples, and the juice cannot { of New York city, bad evaded the payment of $1,000, which she had run out aod burn bs with apple darip- : offered as a reward to the finder of her son-in-law, Ferdinand H. Cook O lings where. the applets plaoel iu tas As a friend of Mrs. Aldrich, let me « you the facts, and I ask ieee, . PP Pp |center and the dough turned np around it, The biscuit part forms a crispy | shell that holds the apples and juice, you, in justice, to give the and in any other newsp may have appeared n as much public era under your ¢ in the paper referred to ntrol in which this article peghers, ovhers In fancy Some with patch in new plaited effects. 'y “The body of Mr. Cook was found by Troop 23 of the Scouts |} cheviots, tweeds, Scotch mix ! of America while out under Scout Master Arthur W. Miller. The|| tures and plain serges reward of $1,000 was !mmediately paid by Mrs. Aldrich to Troop 23 4 for the use of the troop, and, in addition, she gave $25 to each of the an a two boys mentioned in the article as ng first seen the body, and Double-Breasted Suits WiLue CA, from each of them Mrs. Aldrich recet of thanks $3.50 Up ME IM OUT of tem I have no doubt that you will wish to make this correction. as THE RAIN Mrs. Aldrich feels much injured by the prominence given to the article in question. Thanking you in anticipation, I am yours respectfu ANDER AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore—Julia Culp in recttal. Metropolitan—Dark Seattle in for old Blouse Suits to 10 and Russian children Y% eare | KC Apple Dumplings | Oncand one half cups sifted flour; % teaspoonful salt; 3 level teaipoonfuls KC Raking Powder; M cup shorten- jing, about % cup milk; apples. ~ Halley & Mitchell stock [] Fill the cups of a buttered muffin pan Father and the with pared and sliced apples, sprinkle with galt and turn two or three table- Los Angeles, Cal., April from $3.50 to$10 | PIRLING, Wives of Plona, Switzerland, keep their husbands from running ‘round nights by running @ saloon of their own Worth, barefoot and the great dictator without ars, of fashions, wome with ays that when men ng corset - “4 . go Irpheum—Vaudeville See al \G 101 eri rac cr: 3 where you can reduce the high cost of living, fellows? I RE BE Emprese—Vaudeville Peien Citbulince tustoae witcs Pinicacteenviecoesde gether, , the flour, salt anc | ; t Pantages—Vandeville baking powder; work in the shortening, Germany's chancellor, Bethmann-Hollweg, seems to be full A “Reach” Baseball’ Outs G vaudev d 0 8 80 yh wi , picions against both France and ussia, ull of ‘isting ot: Bat: Ball and Glove. GRAND—Vaudeville and motion || and mix to a soft dough with the milk. pictures Drop the dough from a spoon with the —_—_— — with every suit ; —— riven away or CLEMMER — Photoplaye apples in the cups, givingit a smooth ex- oi Madeline Force, who married ylohn Jacob Astor, has two ante.|| overcoat for Boys vaudeville. piaye 4nd} terior, Let, bake about twenty-five min- uptial agreements under which she get 1,600, rt the po ving Pp 6 a apne isadDh daira Lae de a MELBOURNE—Photoplays and dish, pills diatotwedetton ante vaudeville, ALHAMBRA — Photdplays and vaudeville. the apple in each dumpling and finish with a grating of nutmeg. ‘This is onigg@me of the appetizing feeipes con Hook, which may be Willle Hearst uses six columns of*perfectly good advertising » to announce that he bolts Woodrow Wi t Woodrow federalists leanings. The country ts surely going to love Woodrow for the bolters be has mad ° J. Redelsheimer & Co. y new, delicious and ned in the KC Cook's tained sree by sending u = ee " : he colored certidg@te packed. In every Is-cent Northern Express Company win|* a every 25-cen 02 c P . m can of KC Baking Powder to the Jaguh z Oll of roses and coal gas each consists of similar amounts of First and Columbia hold Auction Sale of unclaimed ex-|Co., Chicago. Be sure to get te ooent shoes farbon and hydrogen. (Quite a few dollars await theoman who can $urn coal gas into that oll, hh |Amaller cans do not contaia Cook's Mook cer press packag ¢ | tilbcatea, | A jat 920 First ay, | pril 24th and 26t | | Editor Th a good many Star about high can t this, stiffs Star: I nee complaints taxe In a kinds you ¢ wher and pr y ean vote on any state of Washington w bad as California on taxes land down there that I have been offering to ledge to anybody if they would pay taxes on {t, but oan’t find a tenant. This land is supposed to }be good farm land, to One farmer told me his taxes were $600, and after he paid it and |his hired help, he did not ve money enough left for a ent Nd | clothes. I heard a soap box agita tor say that when the soctall get | Into power, they will confiscate all} plated the land and let the poor have t |just for the taxes. They will have jto hurry they will be beaten out of the game. A. W. P. Monroe, Wash, | Homeless Dogs. Editor The Star dog is a disgrac not through his fault have taken him from his tate, where he was happy have domesticated The to him have not finished our job not allow other domestic mala, except the cat, to t miscuously and become fort to themselves and to mankind. ‘The pound solve the pfob It is, a brutalizing agency male dogs to have them and compelling any who own dogs for breeding pu MODERN elegantly rooma at lowest rates at T ginus, Wighth and Virgi Westlake. Eliott 803, Fourth Av What of N. E. About High Taxes. there are in The else ntry like Dianket # are allowed to} furnishings Section a visit and profit materia’ owners py have tc they 1 have homeless civilization but ours We wild es and we Hut we We do ated ant ad pro a discom a menace will neutered, wish to rposes to furnished Jotel Vir nia, nea oe not Why not con | Many New Lines Are Added to the Sale of Housefurnishings 4 various dependable Housefurnishings that B&™® ables since the sale started Monday as good and better in somé ement China and House on the purchase of Below are mentior added to the been special sale are hundreds of other values cases than listed below, so pay this new your en needs “ABSORBO” DUSTLESS MOP, SPECIAL 95c For sanitary floor dusting, The? |NICKEL-PLATED TEA KETTLE,| SPECIAL 05c | | An extra well made, heavy cop-| jper Tea Kettle, nickel-plated and/absorb the dust. 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