The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 23, 1913, Page 4

MEMO a" Tmace® OF sorvioe of the United Ratored at the pestetficn Seattle, Wash... am senqndt wince Gutter. Published by The Star Publishing Company every evening except Mandar WEED OUT HUMAN MACHINERY? SHALL WE MISFITS BY If you were the motorman of a ear ng y YS miles an hour, with a wagon severa Is ahead mobile cutting in behind i r of other vehi " JOSH WISE : . ‘ SAYS » near to your rig it you ’ 1 ing so near t “Deeley sport keep them, as it were, “in the tai ey and en wur almost wiped » hild should dart in front of the ler, could keep out by th’ flood, ly, a ch hou fa n paleo’ When you consid all these things in mind t v t er what Deeley Be cate she abe brak pie ean eport looked like, ically, apply the air ner th’ flood did a That is the test of a man; upon it depenc ‘. good job.” property, dividends | Today the only way t whether a candidate for \ ! to let him take a try truste the job is fit to be in at it, practi JUBT FOOLISH, cing at the public's any's expense fH ! t.“ Ww full when yo. , But if Hugo Munsterberg, psy ilies i A ull when you saw me| bis way, there may be a better way; at least, one lc azard 1 wouldn't like to say that . What was I doing?” third persons ous to third pers : ‘ were challenging a De. Hugo believes it is possible to rig up a de with |lamb post te @ sacs e dum track, d ny cars and dummy objects in fr AF emg which will have upon the perception a nery f ca My ol4 barber has jett the elt didate for employment the etfe Ht Yes; he Seca trytag to sell given a real run thr igh a t t n fact c tolme & bettle of h dae tn ; past fifteen years and so far f had have done it. ae mer hein fh ee Moreover, by makin f tain sensitive inst I shall have he battle all) ments which register the wor! of b an mind it |over With a new mar will, he contends, rather easy to t in a Nobody seems to care how much what kind of task an unspecialized job-seeker ts Tu asa towards Asta for. Woodrow Wilson le taking | hal © tight rall fen ‘ So that all we shall have to do, when we make « pas gt oe heresbesk, of the offerings of modern science, will be t g up the first page frequently tudi nd < 1 ated t le schoolhouses with studies a a ‘ the t are Gn cle eee velop them, and, ry this kind vocational that doean’t bit the poor ing, cut the percentage - m fits down pre | Some Venturesome Soule. Sounds fine, doesn’t it Five hundred marriage leonses fesved tn one day In Philadel MEUNCIL SLAPS THE MAYOR ONU> pics u pak conto Wo j lion dollars on @ navy. A good way THE WRIST to sink money No fearful Gilmanic act which appropriates t he Best Short automobile fermerly used by the mayor, the board « blic} ate on pos eh police department in emergency cases. | STORIES of the Day consequences are apf and The commonwealth will not totter and fall thereby, the city will somehow manage to struggle along But that is about all that can said in favor of th council's a n. The wt thing is a small th ayunish council's attitude has been pic or ) tomobil hough P bay up to terrible thing if the mayor has no au ie, though per-| Oe enor bie nap ting haps our civic pride might be hurt if we really the yught the | tast week and she found a memo-| Seaport of Success is either so poor or so niggar {ly that it/reodum in the pocket ~~ fing Bie eannot afford it o trying to explain.” —Lippincott’s That isn't the case, however. For that same automobile | will now be used by the city dads. | The jury, after long deliberation, seemed unable to agree in @ per fectly clear case. The judge, thor oughly exasperated at the delay said } 1 dine bar we this jury.” i nat tered SUSPICIOUS COMPLACI Certain Wall street interests that would natu pected to be emitting large panic h $ are actually s ant discharge me,” he| i showing that they view with complacen a. out literature showing 3 t inquired the | why not? Wilson tariff reduction bill Ordinarily, any step in econ all Wall street to raging or w off-hand as a step in quicksanc placency is explained by the differenc ‘ anced the juror, to the lawyer for the de was hired by that man Home Journ mie refor hining m but the street's preses this time and at the the form s The latter measure became operative at the ation ¢ period of overproduction thre hout the foreign world, while or . Il is offered when ition a you sure It's the present Wilson bi the con Ephraim, are is the reverse. In othe it is ad 1 that we key? £1 ' F air; dere’s no so't threatened with a flood of cheap foreign produ st dat, It's a tame ke there isn’t any suuch flood px le { s at 1 ee ay 1 On Be ent ought the an being, rather, one of und m. and even ir Hi qnently may be so, and it may account r 2 sg fcan consumer is ng té wet off, if the r n < cheapen t OF P k t competit d However, little old Wall street wants t best, we're join with us in Mrs. Clericus @@t the other 34,00 says 8. H. dust why a recount of votes should be kept more secret than the +MOST_ANY THING =o DEEPLY DEVOTED. Equal to the Occasion eo things we he evidently loves he band You must not eat any more to see , r himself alone, nig Wille,” waid = t th man smiling in a ratiway! Why se? Don't you know you can't sleep on tflee “She takes in washing to support a full stomach 1 beans in Seattle him rhat'a a «ht, ma 1 ‘ « under a bureau “ lied the youngster I can sleep for a collar button Hi Bar says th’ folks down Y on my back A man who really objects to eraport way who made garden three eekaboo waists, when not worn ecks ago have went on for a He During the open season this year | by members of his own family smi helpin’ o” Kovenrment se file may be swatted, trapped, gill ° netted, enared or ewnllowed A hint on table manners anys When the income tax becomes ef that only one hand should be fective it will cout President Wilson, The new atyle low shoes make| used to pick # bone, Have $2.250 a year, Uncle Sam is an even a high stepper look as if whe| tackled some that wouldn't Indian giver sometimon were dragging her feet yleid to a double Nelson. | THE GREAT AMERICAN HERE IT 1S TIME TO START SUPPER. AGAIN AND IT SEEMS AS THOUGH | JUST FINISHED THE BREAKPAST DISHES! Bother mother for pennies? Not much! Yet this little girl f has beautiful teeth—fine ~ appetite—strung digestion! She’s always enjoying this little-cost, long-lasting pastime: Brighten your teeth, your family’s teeth, with- eriginal count does not readily suggest Itself My golly, my gosh! What's the country coming to anyhow? Here's O, Joy! One of Life’s coming numbers is to be a “humorous” num-| W Investigators find that there are 200 dance halls in Chicago where Mquor {s sold to girls under y s of ag enema IR tno With high pressure and sulphurous acid, British scientists are producing a mn of sugar fre a ton of sawd _ rz “Oikelomania” is the name given a form of insanity that makes)!" you beat our f and pose a ane » outsiders ore Some scientists maintain that dandelions contain ail that's needed Bp 2 spring medicine. The tender flower t are the t part If you're a Seattle milk inspector beware what kind of Christmas . wave of the hand when {t comes from dairyn | ne nally, 7 us ee — y Dr.PRICES |." Cyn Baling Powder |. «: The finest in the worid GRAND—Vaudeville and motion pictures: When ordering ask for Dr. Price’s by name, che the grocer may forget the kind you are accustomed to, CLEMMER — Photoplays vaudeville, MEbBBOURNE—Photoplaye and vaudeville, ALHAMBRA — Photoplays and vaudeville. and out burdening their digestions! Refresh your mouth with the beneficial tidbit. _ BUY IT BY THE BOX It costs less and stays fresh until used. Look for the spear Avoid_imitations BD. DRma, Adv., Chicago never expect to} HOME—NO. 6 | 2s PHONES "irudee” wil" Spee solved itself into a matter o Hu til ask over the hon ned tate 1 1 location rried, The numebr re 1 3 ationar Dr Frfedmann and hie sestetanty a had a falling out, What gain someone has raise@ the | that old saying about when does question: “Ie there a real | dinuxree it t* time to lock the etme heli?’ We thought It had re omething like that? stable — MAY MANTON PATTERNS PHONE MAIN 6036, Pr te th DANToOn’s “ihe kconomy or | attended any of our Tuesday and Thursday morning |i sales? If not, it’s your misfortune. These morning Bar. | gains are good for two hours only, namely—9 to 11 a m, and © POSITIVELY NO TELEPHONE ORDERS, Quan- — tities limited as stated we And here they are for en ye THURSDAY MORNING 9 to I ONLY} | =: Green Line Garden Ladies’ Cape Gloves Saas Hose The low rg ag named ene line Sy. 69 On aa Green Hose fn on Meyer's Ci pe Gloves, in brown and tans only. Thurs day, 9 to ll am 5 a pal Limit, two ‘pairs Jelly Glasses “Economy Basement.” ' Lir two pleces Economy Basement Children’s Petticoats Third Floor. and colored with muslin ages 1 to Price four pieces Regular price, y,9tolla.m, a dozen two dozen. Made * 15¢ of white Limit is is a regular Glass with 25e; for] Pillow Tops Conventional designs in But garian colors. These Pillows! have backs to go with them. Thursday, 9 to 11 a, m., Limit, two to a customer. Free embroidery lessons by a competent teacher all day Thursdays and Sat- Front Balcony, Main ih j Ladies’ Long Kimonos fade of figured crepes, chal * and flannelettes, in assort styles an a splendid es. Thursday 79c to a cnstomer. Tuesdays urdays. Floor. twe 5c ace LACE SAMPLES 1 Oc escx know what they are, as this is the third lot we have given you In fifteen months. This time there are 10,000 cos-—nee the window display. There's allovers—skirtings— ngs—insertions and bands in black, white, 4 colors, consisting of the following makes— and cotton shadow—Dentelle—Escurial—imite- hand run Chantilly, in silk and cotton, worth r yard {f they were in full pleces. You all 1.00 7 hese ple are in \%. % and some in \%-yard lengths— they are b h to yokes for dresses, shirt waists, hat crowns, breakfast caps, sleeves, neck wear, collars, Jabots, cuffs, dress 4 with and hundreds of other things. See the cushions tn t window made from pieces. It gives you an idea of economy pleces sold at, 2,000 pleces to be sold at, each On sale April 24th, in the Lace and Embroid- ery Dep DON'T MISS THIS OFFERING. Thursday artment You'll find in wearing a Kabo Corset that your gowns will fit properly and your figure will be improved to a noticeable degree. \/ KABO N he Live Mode! Corset’ as created to give just h results. Every Kabo ned according to es from Paris, i and fashioned and is fit over the figure of a per fectly formed living model. eee ae : : All Kabo Corsets are guaranteed non - rustable throughout. Style 1—Is designed for an average figure, madeot double thickness battste with lace trimming. Me dium bust and long skirt. Three pairs of hose sup porters attached. HH Price $1.5 Style 2—Is a stout figure corset made of good strong coutil and finished at top with fancy silk braid trim- ming. This model has a good wide front stay with extra hook below clasp. Two pairs of hose 1 50 supporters attached. Price ‘ ‘ ' Style 3 ( illustration)—Is a slehder figure corset, low bust and aterial is a fine quality of coutil, trimmed with with dainty fringed lace and finished with bow. Th ow. Three palre of spl ndta $3.00 other models in Kabos at $1.00, $1.50, $2.00, $2.50, $8.00 n edged Mar nd $4.00. ANOTHER SHIPMENT OF THOSE CELEBRATED $5.00 “FACE VALUE” Mark Cross Safety Razors ie Se" 25c Each -=6 A successful concern is sure to attract sthers into the same line. A week ago last Sunday we announced an introductory sale of 500 of these Mark Cre Razors—-the first time they Gad been offered 1 attie, mind you—since then two oth apcerns have fallen into line with similar offerings. Our first 500 went out in a little over a day— but we have another shipment ready for Wednesday buyers at the same —25c low price, each back in 30 days If And your money it 1# not superior to any $5.00 ragor on qualities the market so far as shaving concerned Just think of it! A $5.00 triple silver-plated A this price is almost unbelievable, but It's true—come to headquar H ters for one tomorrow, Free Parcels Post Delivery in Washington guaranteed