The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 5, 1913, Page 4

° 4 THE STAR—SATURDAY, APRIL §, 1918. ° ° : _ —— ee MEMBER OF THR SCRIPPS NorTHWwret PHONES “42. 9400. vrtvate LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS, Tolograph News "with alt of the At Tree Assoolation. es oi Bisel | RATES fer wi *, te hin Avene | _ 6 the me . wave will s that each lest essary ee ee a ee _ to be aS Te a y’ or —LAUGH AND GROW FAT— d 4 / ) 1, a a Paradox F en a is i, cad i; ae ——- - —— ee a | | The Way of the World | / THAT GOT THE WRONG BOTTLE —— OOO > | ’ ——$ $< < ————————————— HERE'S WINNER || ANEW MEMBER || CONTEST cLosep Jf} ° n.y., fridey — 1 geese thoy wont nover got a t | ] fone laffin down at the standard of] offises | Dreame ; natet tot Peo srsety th k petition a about a rube from w, verginia that was in there i" ' m, ar ’ ag T npr gp f the Circle's slong A cuppel of days ago ; ee eee nee tgicbed pe F 1 fternoon. An wren f this feller he hus got a) pretty good big farm f day Ms pe mens aia eae ‘ nd a , - bhai beolved by Tagg r 1 out w. verginta and a while ago be thought gprs Sage pt oA ite | 2 ta ith miy Jette sing stony gab, hae peat st la t there mite be soma ot} on 1% 5 aides were no GLADYS CLOTHIER, | ar-winners Dorothy = H in 80 ho drilled a Rs ard sure enough sumth- te t have slat 3. 1085 34t Wy dame, pore ‘ 5 ing me out by onad heSsays, here is w ver tasted. Tt > : dis : 4 i 1 go rite dom to n.y. aod find, out.from head- , "1G 7 FISH STORIES a quarters what i bave st¥yck.~ 1 vee ' Many CI etn ha “ t so he tol hty wife/to got her#elf.and, their iny dwarfs or py and some The majority of the star he ri i earth, H » 3 kids réndy afd they would all go\to my.jand the 4 world f fishing excellent, whieh og By a nod he coul _ a *| gee the town F xi se gros » of sleepin saat, bard work eae | and fe wold cat] aropnd at jondée svckefe- no tomy toncigele ; nites ee were all | a my: be ller's off{e Bhd find opt what was doing | bos , : ” Srammar wag t ; gish J P so bh, got a pmpty~bottal and put some of the = had he ' ey enabled him to | in all in a b stuff intoM{ that dome out wMthe hole in his it om c with a world pe your tr dar is one place farm, and thoy dome a 7 ; start. 2 ogc ao me ‘ * nd mon f * fore » pein he. there & ? the . to d seth serlle waye t jeney and aftor they fixed up at a hotet ‘vhe guy he digs |). = niakeel aieia who sean “Whar? Whar?” cllented fown into @ yriptack, ant comes with a bottel brance eh can honor sig dreasel | of wticky-lookin atuff {n hie mig4, and be hikes dy for Dorethy i It is us a kindly, genercus and loving man : In de dictionary,” he reptied, | with it to 26 broadway, % Adams, 4 |W. relatives anc and he is dead rolling his eye ward they le} him into the offie where they keep = R: se the “cond nop” naw some fun | St} Kinds qf ofl, and Zellers that aiMliggs thes | SHE ALMOST WON mee migg og pT The same day on which the money king died John Stubbs eT aMe saci | eo thidiguy's bot¢b] wae turned over’to a WAR ts alg ong eta Friday after. | 6130 Sogn pth Rotel che Bae Pe wa: ve But mark my words right | analyzer, ardhe set gown to wait ang seq what Pidagped dc pbapiny Sites rig |e eer, eck, Address all com By bagels = ‘a we kind of news He wae gbing to get f] rustic. fastion with twige of red{mupications to Uncle Jack, tn care|3 \ ‘ ne When he gets through “road | pretty soon the analizer come ou gare he may it on the top of ome wer \s261 D a rp sdekol, peared | gaye, where fe the man that brung-in this bottel & cu }ton, 8040 V 3 He Mr aan onele seek tame: hore { am, eaye, the feller feet aoe DROTHY JOINS © ay Waltesioet 6 ¥ j dwei!! | woll anys the analizer, this certenly is iehuaaatad 4a: dour Bitar toed et ‘ wundorful, my frend, you have struck parry- Id like to r > ye S gorrick ‘ pars old, ar the guy he give’a cuppel of gasps and then | Oldest, Safest, Strongest, Best JOSH WISE he jumped for the door | Standard family medicine, SAYS my golly he hollered, 1 totter git back to ; No alcohol. Sold for 60 yean, that he Dog and the Soul Alexis Carre!’s revelatior At the Home the hotel before the wife gives any of the young ones a doso out of that other bottel Ask Your Doctor Los Mills, High grade Lumber, Johny ns rand about the i] ‘ 8. Browr D av. @ SHE JOINS CIRCLE . ) ! Decr Uncle Jack: Wi yor Lath, Shingles and De- : eat eee Ce eee iy tat dae mie tail Flooring and Finish- m. 0 A musie.—Ad-| your club for 40 ing our specialties. i wai Saturday ' : os nowt Put oft Ballard 141] Bon t Put Off > r : é Vefoctive action of theor.| WANTS MEMBERSHIP = j b M rioussick- | Dear Unele J An I see t - : ; eed a thie if PRICES 75 CENTS TO $2.00, 4 SEATS NOW SELLING y unday BEECH A 43 1° . IN HIS STORY OF THE SOUTH POLE. Was ti ee ii = a CAPT. AMUNDSEN WILL TRACE THE ROUTE OF THE LATE s the service Died ate e CIRCLE ENLARGES CAPT. SCOTT ON A CHART. . AT THE METROPOLITAN MONDAY EVE., APRIL 7TH. Sold sverywhere. in Ethel Kopstein, 1516 B ee Sundays 20,00 ts bathe In the ocean at Los Angeles beaches R x e Bren ¥ Soa Climbing Roe That free love resolution passed by Chicago club women must At the Class A Until Sund i. BI o re Rie, eve tho pressure on t nt stores, some The A ‘ arka = . - — Moros a Lady Slobba— Y be 1 ork Wh Oakiand politician has been shot through the ear by burglars. One| /i Pla ( 1 a nail f w she's al \ glance at Oakland politicians and you'd know why burglars at 8s } A AWN their ears. At the City Until Sun | ry Workmen's compensation act having passed both houses of e ¢ AT t Z at ne 1 o tell Ohio legislature without a dissenting vote, it ks as if there were, Temples, er Fe one law among A an statutes tha oe ¢ ty sal Sant tis adie 4 meen thi 1 —— At the Dream Until Bunday told b not to ou United States Attorney Riddell, who is holding down the job until The Land Swindle in e; Ethe I told her I w in't democrat 1a appointed, should worry a lot because President Wilson, r* Edwin's Masquerade t aor fon’t tel 4, a f taking his time. Th One Good Sut I ally Ney / A new critter, called a “lady-man," ite appearances he Union Until Sunday | hr , a : ; guite numerously on Chicago bou tting models of ance the Ka: bee 1N EDIT || bP For Every Boy in Seattle Who Is - : {men’s attire leave no room for bul the “lady-m Fate l ” p +) \ a) | l Maes a Willing ) st a i fre carrying han Somebody 1, recently James 90, ‘ aa . || A F ling to Do Just a Very Little found in the han cards, 4 mirror and a hes i] AS: Bit of Work for The Star. money. If this s omo ever ventures ie MAIL } 4 : Chicag against cracking at It At the Melbourne Until Sunday : | Here's Our Offer: J.” | leraeamapeesassinntitatteasitimaamoeee tid | ‘06 & Frederick Ward in “Richard To ng at Nineteen | Get Us Five New At the Alhambra Until Monda whic zs The Daug f the Confedor wil . The Big Red ts is i Subscrib g ; bt ubscribers A ] | Ki T d At the ¢ salt Until © 1 Ph , Ps 5 gr b. And We Will pple Is King Today gp en brag Beis . 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