The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 1, 1913, Page 4

5 LLL POLED ALE AOR PLOPINE LPI EIR iio ee oui siamo THE SEATTLE STAR NEMA OF TH SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUH OF NEWSPArrens ‘Daly tee full tew of the Latter ane matter j 10 wis ange Muto 0400 | a i Neattic, Was Fy mail, out of city, 860 per mon Published Dally by The Star Publishing Oo, Phone Each One Must Find His Own Man in the Moon aded 4-year-old was as yent up to six mom) olx king One clear nig papa “Who made man in the the “Why does he stay up there Papa started to explain fast No. explaining hope to keep pace with them, ‘This father final | : | in the expedient that weak men have always He said,| came and faster But jfather cx ly took re questions to them in used toward those subordinate power pettishly ? ‘ } “Don't ask so many questions, son Take my word for Mt. I know.” Bless the little chap’s heart, he wont and he n't i . do anyt! he kind. When he came into this wo’ d, a opened with all that had happened in hew acc } past \F persons z own knowledge in his the future, It was with a ght happen in own way and in the hard school of his cial needs. He can listen while dwn experience fit it to his s He can take s m loyalty t» things on faith, others talk nal trust for those who counsel jinherited tra , on pers jhim. At the naturally have to take much on others’ say so s —-But, in the last analysis, the things which are to mold his] outset, before his own experience begins, he'll THE OLD STORY Cleveland, Ohio, now has_a res taurant exclusively for men. But there is a woman cashier A Mind for Detail. “Miss Wombat is the most popu lar suburban belle I know She is the only girl in the sub: urb who keeps the car schedules posted in the parlor.’ The Rockefeller commission has treated 400,000 “hook worm” victims, It cost 77 cents each, John will soon get It back with big interest Mra. Jessie Wood of Pater. son, N. J, was granted a di- vorce because her husband wae so lazy that In the past five yeare she had to wash his face and hands and put h cke on him, Oh, yes, has the right to vote. William Allen White says there are ten £ at editors in this coun try is surprising that William Allen should admit that there are nine more WHY HE CAME BACK W. A. Lewis returned Imat from South Carolina where he been.—Miasion — Cor Albi (N. ©.) Chronicle. marie The Missouri legislature has ten doormen for every door, Evidently it will be impossible for any guilty statesman to escape. Woodrow Wilson says his razor future, to guide his life—the big, dete inative things—must be/strop Is ‘s gular bar mater at 1 “LF 1 utinize > sine} [te hope he'll announce forecasts o! IpUG OUT BY HIMSELF; weighed, scrutinized, examined |{{f Nope Neil announce fo } and stamped with the impress of personal acceptance or re Gen, Funston will not be made a jection major general until 1919, but {t ser, must build his theo »|may be possible for this count | He, not father, or any other, must build his theory sr fl di: awe por mes intry to made the man in the moon and why he stays up there ee NOTHING ON US. .| More than twenty milion mum mies have been discovered in Egypt. But the United States can beat that Seattle Lighting Co., otherwise promised the city of Seattle that the years ago, known as the gas monopoly ed to do bu ness without competition, ‘as long as it was permitt he would not raise the rates then prevailing Since then the state public service commission has come ‘Into existence, and the right to break faith with cities was Negally established by the supreme court decision in the tele "phone case, when a higher rate than allowed was made effective. little to be wondered at, then, that the gas mo and advanced its mini in the franchise j here advantage of the situation mum rates cents to 50 cents, the public service com mission, of Wardall the attention of Secretary Clise of the gas monopoly to the v poly te nopoly t Councilman callec course, acquiescing lation of its promise. “It is a distinct breach of good faith,” Wardall explained Clise replied it had escaped his attention. “This is the first I had thought of it,” Clise said to Ward- all. The interesting conversation between Councilman Wardall| ‘and the gas official took place some time ago. Clise is still} thinking it over, no doubt. At least, it is certain he has ma te] ‘mo move to redeem the gas company’s promise and re-establish the original minimum rate. One of the most invaluable assets of up-to-date monopo JOSH WISE SAYS: “Everybody knows when Bert Camphire'sin becuz he's kind of man leaves town, th’ his Trouble En Route. Editor The Star: Apropos of Mr. F. Zimmerman’s statement of the Great Northern's treatment of its poorer class of passengers on & recent occasion, I would ‘ike, in defense of Mr. Zimmerman, to re late an experience of my own wiille traveling on that Ine three years ago, In company with my four-year old granddaughter. We were east : i bound, traveling tourist, and had lies is a-teliable forgetter. our fill Scainestiinat We took the noon train out of ‘The lawyers’ remedy for delays of the law is always more judges.| Seattle. When it was nignt, little Wall st. didn't seem much worried about Morgan’s death. He didn't! we any money to most of us Seattle folks, either, Poor J. Pierp Morgan! He didn't die as rich as folks thought he) gras, we're told. Well, maybe there'll be enough scraped together t ‘pay the funeral expenses, anyhow. Puget Sound Traction monopoly says It’s losing money on the Ta-| coma interurban line. Sure it is. Everybody, you know, isn't falling for that parlor car graft. We don't know who got the $5,000. But we know the taxpayers got it in the neck—and every blessed one of us is a taxpayer. Put that '{m your corncob and smoke tt Buffalo firm advertises for a middle-aged elevator man, salary $7. Buffalo's the place for middle aged men who want to enter upon a| eareer of riotous living at $7 the month. Says Actress Gracie Hamilton: is just as behind the times | for a woman not to want to vote as it is for her husband to sharpen an oyster shell to shave himself with.” | Rev. Geo. Daniels is preaching to Philadelphians that child labor! fs murder 7 ey're a few things by their right names) down there since Marlen Pew's News-Post began to take the hide off! the hypocrisy of their “brotherly love.” Look out, Woodrow! London suffragettes are again threatening to 4 cabinet members, and you have several mighty fine lookers fn your bunc A Staple Medicine for All Families From Infancy to Old Age, a; Reliable Family Laxative Is Most Needed—Try This One. neonceivable in this day igence that any family It is without a simple sor ills of life a remed saved e, it nerv DR. GEO, T. HULL | nd little| ber of the family 1 r wr d, for it cont f good A Itho nearby r t k of Dr. Geo. Ty or one dollar. The Drug Co. Prue, Okla economical and 1 for a number of years|thome who have alrea 1 Dr. Caldwell’s Syrap|themselves of its me practice and writes| Pepsin users learn to di h € and purgatives s in genera are tod great a tonle J ’ no|shock to any average system. up Pepsin saves the if no m er of your family ha nily, and tt es|ever used Syrup Pepsin and you Goctor's Wil It 16 @ guaranteed| would like to make a pefRonal | eure for any form of stomach, liver|trial of it before buying it in the} @nd bowel trow constipation, | regular way of a drugetst, send your| indigesti billousness, gas on the | addré a postal will do—to Dr.| Stomach, headaches, drowsiness |W. B. | Jdwell, 417 Washington St.,| efter cating, etc Have no hest-|Monticelto, I) 4 a free sample [ tancy about giving It to any mem-| bottle ed you. be m | kept children were tired and sleepy, cry ing to go to bed. Do you think those tired mothers could induce the porter to make up thetr berths for them? Not a bit of it, for was not his colored lordship very busy reparing other berths that were anted when the train reached Spokane (where we were to arrive as per schedule along about mid night or 1 o'clock). Well, things getting noisier and the wails At the Olympian Tonight. Burglar’s Dilemma. Mountains Proposal s on the Horizontal Bar, A F m House Romance At the City Until Wednesday. The Ser Prisoners of War Babes in the Woods At the Clemmer Until Wednesday. “Heroes, One and All,” tn two re Tho Sheriff's Baby The Wonderful B , At the Grand Until Wednesday. “Cymbeline,” two reels, “At o'Clock,” “Richard 111," in f | parts. ee At the Class A Until Wednesday. The Old Gray Mare,” “All Hall the King,” “Attack at Rock Pass,” The tralt Fe At the Circuit Until Wednesday. Sherlock Holmes,” two reels, The Wax Lady At the Black Cat Until Wednesday. hanghated,” in three r 4, The} Prima Donna's Cat At the Yesler Until Wednesday. “His Enemy,” “The Engray Broncho Billy and the Sheriff's Kid,” “The Locket.” eg air At the Union Until Wednesday “Loved by @ Maori Chieftess, Tho Priest a At the Dream Until Wednosday. A Way to the Underworld,” tenth story of to Mary, The Two 16 Hard-Up Family's E ut th i" * ros At the Home Until Wednesday The Barrier,” in two olay Gaumont Weekly “No, 63 Her Kmighite,”” Brass beds, $8.96 ture Co., 416-17 Pike, Gall Blake Furnt eee —LAUGH AND GROW FAT— | Opn Offa Dos, ay ® dutomo kidded tundy — there hoor etoan, that ' 7 feller dident even know how to of ® garkn split hinee t with oO th all our ays the felloe the guy had shut up his ==: < A church of England bishop says women have just as much | right to smoke as the men have. Which same nobody will deny. But after women enjoy that glorious “right” for 50 | years we can imagine this | would be common: Little Jennie Jones goes over to Mrs. Smith's early in the morning, knocks at the back door, and Mrs. Smith opens it. “Good morning, Jenny.” “Good morning, Mes. Siith.” “Won't you come in, Jenny?” “1 haven't got time. Mamma sent me over to see if she could borrow the makin’s.” Or we can imagine Mra. Brown and Mre. White at a meeting of their poker club: “Lizzie, lend me a piece of your eatin’ tobacco.” Y Jot little infants were added to ‘the cries of the children, aided dnd} abetted by the low protests of thetr mothers and others, until the men in the car took it up, and tp loud, stentorian tones commanded that porter to “drop” those Spokane berths and “get bosy” ‘with the others, so the mothers and babies ould go in peace to bed. A “car conductor” was called by the por ter, of course. & at once took sides with the porter, until be, too. |saw the men meant business, Then beds were made. A good deal of th comfort of the bat was “l by the absence of hot water to prepare the milk for their bot-| tles E. 8. 8. j | Criticizes Action of Women's Fed i eration. |} Editor ttle Star: While at-| ular meeting of the! Federation of Womey's clubs last Tuesday as a delegate, I noticed that a somewhat selfish strain pre vailed. This was manifest when one of our dolegates asked the fed: eration to send in a protest to th jelty council against the newsaboys calling the name of their papers on Sunday morning | Another question that I felt was settled without due consideration was the federation’s endorsing the city health department as it has been running. | want to say that burde J and can be department has na and O88 OX taxpayer run at | Another question of vital import Best Short STORIES of the Day In conn with problem of the Inere co of living, the Matin ar the discovery by a Belgia t 1 Effront f r anufacturing arth iclal m aya that although perhaps uk to be very hungt |to eat it product is cheap, and nbles in a real articl ure sald to be degree the Jous subs which und chalk a |ious operations of filtration and Jevaporation by the vacuum proces & paste Is produced with a very pro | nounced taste and three | times ast London andard, It v | | was ¢ hard, A in a t colored man, buné chinchilla coat, } od shivering against a building. Ing to ave eozing blasts Just darky, dressed moth-eaten in thin bare clothes, and with no came out of a nearby barber p and started up the street, whistling cheerily, Stil) Whistling, he passed and glanced up at the darky in the big chin chilla coat. Tho latter took one | withering look at the passerby and yell | “Say, nlggah, you can whistle as loud as you please, but you can't make me beHeve it ain't cold!” Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegrapg, ‘Wo wonder ff there {8 a Mr, Em meline Pankhurst, If there ig wo'll wager he {# the ome who Ye puts ting his wife up to dotng things that will land her in jail the more he thinks about 1 inolined to that opinyon about & weeks ago he eol the yung feller hadent-h ®) but head he could ler 80 the ger he told hi r hia, neaafs to Oo my bruther;>-ar. e says the manidger, to woll ember, aske certenly, says. the 'SPHINX AND By J. Campbell Cory (Special Cartoonist for The Star) When President Woodrow Wilson picked James Clark Moltey nolds for his attorney general, be }must have recognized a kindred spirit The official is @ certen manidger ox, or thinks he has been family of the pres ident, including himself, make up 10 men. MeReynolds’ arrival re duced the sum total of communica tiveness in that body just 10 per cent, As @ publicity promoter J, © could not earn enough salt for seasoning. An outburst of con fidence, as displayed by the new attorney general, would remind you of an intimate exchange of views between the sphinx and an oyster. He begun his record soon after he loft his little home town of Elk ton, Ky., in the late seventies for Vanderbilt university “Mae,” as they called him then, took all the cash scholarship prizes that had been provided by the rich afterthe-war Southrons. As @ re ult, young McReynolds didn't have time to write home for money, His scholastic arnings took him through college McReynolds wnen't eye to any great extent time the University of Virginia until he assistant attorney general The interval was spent in bread and, butter, buy a little jam » the more ho is a Aer to @ yung ar before, he aFika on s the o he soljum boob, ther that if he ty him /with a new in the public from became jin 1903 accumulating jwith enough to nts some on the wide, in his law offices at enn njdger, wo make oars r tak % a note book mt-of it, my brut oa a — anh i, 12" c rae Ma ie held down his desk as ansist Y oy 6-inches oY okalp, 2 bits the rach an ot which be th and an syebrow | ts you Can send them to the same address and before the manidger could get hie breath now the chief for four years. jwhen he received a call that took |him to New York and landed him in note book and went sway INTERRUPTED REVERIE Great Coesar, that reminds me we Does a suffraget’s idea of men come from her knowledge of her] 4F rly out of coal and I forgot husband? |to some Bs a young man supposed to kiss Indy to | D. F. | The writer of a question of | this nature should alwaye give | whom | whom he is BRUTES, SAYS CORY, WHEN COMPA TO-WILSON’S NEW ATTORNEY GENgR the} he finished his law course at} THE OYSTER ARE Nojsy ~ ft Johny Suburbanite: Ah, there is the ee evil ‘aia |dear little bungalow. Nothing can] “HE HAS BEEN A BACHELOR FOR ALL OF Hig 1 7 Sorry, but | haven't got throw @ spell of peace and content-|a luxurious office of the suite oc-)for his cap and spurs fop thing but fine cut. You're [ment over the returning wanderer cupled by one of the biggest firms|in chaperoning the - welcome to that.” like the first glimpse of b in the metropolis the coal carrying roads “aad tt | oat ew Be lo ee ee nin be-|""‘Then back to the department he| taking care of the od It sticks in my teeth.” wed home nest ven the hearth |came as a special assistant and pro-|of the Chinese exclusion case. is blaring a cheery welcome ceeded to make another record, this} McReynolds is strong fer time in conducting the famous Kentucky home business tobacco trust cases. McReynolds lalso made 4 collection of feathers) years. the exact age of the lady. | “Young” may mean anything, | everything or nothing unless accompanied by plain figures i What ts the beat thing to serve with a Dutch lunch?—F, J. 8 “ Chiorofrom. to all ance ts the baying of men and measures by corporations. That must be stopped or in a decade of time we will be In a chaos of blood and murder worse than the Mext cans. Think of the injustice of a corporation hiring men women for weeks before election day to ge thelr representative Into office! n the taxpayers paying that tn Jividual a sala per month to work for of the peo plo at large y wonder that socialism ie growing? MRS. T. J TRAYNOR LOWER THE COST OF LIVING = By taking advantage of the weapon Uncle Sam MR. CITY MAN E recommend the Royal Baking Powder as superior others. It is indispensable for finest food.” —United Cooks and Pastry Cooks Association of the United States, has placed in your hands. . You should and can use the parcel post to reduce the cost of your living. Our Parcel Post Map will tell you what you can order through the mails, MR. FARMER You should increase your income by taking advan tage of the Parcel Post. You can get regular cur tomers and ship goods to them daily, or as they may want them, through the parcel post. MR. CITY MAN AND MR. FARMER You should both subscribe for The Seattle Star, a free with a year’s subscription. 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