The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 20, 1913, Page 4

THE STAR—THURSDA STAR ON WSP Ars pS NORTHWEST BH AGUE 1 tensed whee worvic the batted Bini mor aie mon 8100" yom CRUEL, CRUEL SUN! Vhowe: Bachaame Mbliahed Deity by Phe Star Publiahiow Oo JOSH WISE SAYS aGu “A MAN) “Beeley spor at Last s ke et A | er villages In that | it ans of th’ « ) 1 4S one ma help | ‘ { kind wie are al ways. charging h other with politics.” ¥ campaigt aper street ¢ gas rate laying may ' an min ' S « his place e council politic courts | | 8% r has | OPTIMISTIC ( WONT You BE MY \ => OWN © \). DEAR DARLING regulate | Service ice cx ! ice ice cor WHAT'S THE OBJECTION TO THAT? an pu nevolently on the native tribes around him, “1 will cure them igh! all of cannibalism,” he said. hopefully. “They have treated me kindly 80 far, and | am sure I shall convert them all,” After being introduced to -_ their chief he retired to the special hut the tribe had pre pared for him, where he was shortly afterward joined by a | The Teacher-in-Chief | ne The missionary smiled be not delay t Let the wheel a elp hi al The king haw sent . dress you for dinner,” sald the But Wilson we set kely t man, “Ah!” emiled the mis Iyo) sionary. “How thoughtful him, You are the royal valet, } Nope,” replied the native, : | “I'm the royal cook.” IMPERTINENT That's arrant nonse 4 me to politics : B00 hod / intend to fritte been in \\ gton lat you y know wl snobbery it is becoming rt He rich country uh intriguing | al cl sa in a swa A pres pretty convene Out. He will do what entertaining he ts what he w ts i] eCcaus e sit J fe all. THE ¢ {BERS CAN'T CLIMB OVE TLE BIT A oft notion th f Wilson r at 4 > a little the Was! t 4. and got “ the real pr { the 95 per cen he work | " eb? ‘ good t to « To put it mildly, it is charged that contained some rotten features the garbage collection in Seattle Queen of States uc ber appendix, a w Ethel is escaped the United glers Ethel Hail and Paras ‘ t . ty of e United States That's why preside Ole Hanson Jaunt ur popular real es just back from a vacation tate man, aterson, N. J, officials Pedestrians should per middie of b not be permitted to says one au He's willing to © tha cross the street in the) "tn “ won t children to rolie , ’ skate on the sidewalks b cause they wear owt the walk r} Let's see. Paterson tt . city In which they unearth a anarchist plot every then? {way ect m, you see 1 worry ¢ playing next « Seattie man obje f the bors ng the sympa @way on t to graphoph ws wh now ar Quon ABE SESE eee | , % Y, MARCH 1913, 3 ’ 20, = BOALT’S A LIAR! HE ADMITS IT! SPRING ISN’T HE RES lamb, didn’t BY FRED L, BOALT of whieh no y ‘iter oot wari oh am, | hope, a fair-minded lo to p 1 "aa red et co | grey was it 1) rout? 1 want to apologize to the my erring | ‘ the me ach lng : at | almanacs. In The Star, the oth ‘cortain knowledge of the alma the ny tgapet > er day, | insulted the almanace nace i my Weary EA THE HARD PART rugent| grossly, | called the almanace ng, Lwatd, was in thar 0 Nate ' " é , are 1 6 poetic fr | am asking the editor to gig Th what Let me say here, with all the sap and bu buds i to this ret and spel : heetacav emphasis | am capable of, that woodland f r a wild the same ¢ ence as waeit one 1% the almanace are NOT liars. | ‘oot the t corded the offending artict, r vid haat a AM A LIAR c i 1 Sprir » NOT here, Thy bin’ bah Ge bh Hct h of) | aid the almanace Hea whe t made me loth to toll, I pga other tom I LE. of land in] they fixed March the first 1 1 o Eee POR BALE ere of land in) Gay of spring. Day before yes o wit 1 sald, | knew that ' y soring good repal Mereyville (Ia) F road 1 ro yaw. these signs, | Manon i ne i: Se the first day of spring. In m Yesterday there was a nip in My hat \s off to the TRUTH. r . co al ignorance, the depths | the air, Snow fell FUL ALMANACS, ings often come a man ay,| eg nough to soe ther aio re wen mrs, elittond owe yter, and Scientific Management ing with @ dam Do TZ Now 4 The Clonaminson Scimitar saya mrs clifford y We hear without surprise in the comet © theayter, and Jays of Waste utilization Koap . et owed James wag s made from garbage, perfumery by \ ached and medicine from coal tar and Testes ‘tiatien % ¥ mrs, elitfort i n from rat fur, Yet we mu ; ‘ a wonder, be en ake off our bats to the Cinnamin ” : Bw. Ce, Wa & baker, but ) n Gas company, whieh " A _ husbend as been making light of o wife's {if with pleasu im that be t if u ike 1 or you eh th: nplaints r m that ¢ S cattiag Don't wéthhe r oe nd f 1 fe 9 dollers a A Chleago bartender has As role decent Abdel Aad ie ep he d i wherever graduated in Princeton. Yet |For, no matte w how t teardror 1 have shed 5 ‘ more have graduated in Chie | | et = adam ia dae: 4 : tha timate atin tt to bi L ‘ id cago. Salts For be cannot read t ? one wher at Sohay TO WORK OUT besahr age ge onc tlena g Bi Reeth CLUB DECLARES Prisoner —euith |For It gives to life a savor , ‘ FOR § SIMPLE DRE Judge—Oceupation? | @ it gives you heart and ba el oe , The ond Progressive Prthcaiaees¥ aaleo init If he earns your pratsembeston if yor vim, le ) know kX onterday; Judge—-Officer, lock Smith up, | Let the words of true encourages aid t lee Gale aa eat Do not walt Ul! life ts and | 1 © clove chools, ang —_—- For he cannot read bis tombs en he's dead s Gres P -_ » for longer hong IN EDITOR’S . oe James Is Free Now to Wake Up Any Place He Likes, Says Johny \iey THE JUNIOR OFFICE BOY all al their having ' mare f iwa'é omen's Wages tales of life in a great ¢ we he Pa March & Kalit To every tt t overlook mr, james elif- about {t, but f the coffin wag t, fa 1, thinking J ford 1 a € home at « ha {ting we will begin at the t 1 4 1 ra sobbing ti as to the smallest wag te | with clifford, the same way he | good fied to find, Instes : a exist Sisk With the jutue 1s he f Mrs. Crilla Leamer, 1a waste of ene . he said bis home was whatever and he let {1 » Altoona hospital, word . o, {place he happened to wa p 1b n, an Italian. ‘The D ipertor Mons | sumtimes d he had been slur 1 gotten the cor t t Inve ir avtly fo ‘ it 1a wee . " 1 b find he sald he mete ‘ f t > Alf é te with a eg > - : , ace wa 1 ! tithe « ternoon and — 4 t without the co a |i - A : ening April 8 at the “eer Theref th as o b a" ad ittle chi and ore Waa the ent and he we . low ot a as he wok h 1 e d il a few Eliott 80% ere ~ tt Starr-MacPherson Co 3rd Av., Bet. Pike and Union Starr-MacPherson Co, ta f ttle them is o.ae ff FRIDAY’S EASTER BUYING SHOULD BE AT THE BIG THIRD swig wo seaieeon ene” AVENUE STORE, WHERE SAVINGS ALWAYS PREVAIL From a Socialist | ey 7B tice that} ON THIS DAY ae Highly Important and Most Opportune Sale of Tailored Suits at— have done fin us VALUES UP TO. se ot th r : . ct ts, tweeds, whipcord, serges, ete. ‘The office. Ye toa v ; r tailored, and we guarante erfect R. Lt | ‘ f they leave the store. Don't fail to ava GIRLS GETTING betons hese showr extra sizes, also.) sor nat shard coal strike raised wages by, $4,000,000. And the trust B .. - : " I - 89c for New Easter Friday’s Millinery Spe the little old consu arnt ends tn these coal industry | : : Get Rid of p 1g _ Waists cial at $4.95 “disturbances. Ry orl bs Splendidly adapted for street - iN . r . " ear very inexpens The ruling outlay for laundry should be 20 to 25 cents per week, Mose Saasaen Chae ti tans Piles at Home sal WAUREI Mi arg Seg eagph babi end fe according to the estimates of thos ago departm € ners pBresogad ig Pangan “ are j : nip But a fellow c n't keep e eng basque of fig y ean ee ing number of girls w An erially low fi for that [Try This Home TrestmenteAbealstely iat too kt Mre suche aoa teoka a cies eniiaineas ciate oe ee Ati ee: Olympian {Ter gus Veee an, f rly 4 president of the trtaamed: treme, th FEARING END OF WORLD, [880.0 lie ‘aes sae vor 2 . « for ) ard WOMAN BURNS MONEY a ees t ve of Her Favorite Kid Gloves Minn., March tow For Ire « * $1.00 and $1.50 groceries at the n Pa and,” “Mr. Fo . 2 At no other time are gloves so in $1 b Ss, ar a t 4 . culous prop ter One jm SF bl At the Clemmer Until Sunday rs R stg Ahoe ing out ¢ W letectives, to whom Parl he s h of Men,” are ‘ sdom and demandias and this is a In our Easter showing at gift, we ’atros residence, 'hey found Mrs. Patros £ : a oe, tae t Basie Bang : then to delfty as our com-| bargain price the hats are gi] front af a cf tov feeding $1 bills into the-fire. Her husband At the conn Until Sunday — oe b tocks re veal most attract wavied=eo. differasMaae the her ahd ¥ the arn, ¥ I “ac sient: ive values for the mone é : ; The ' coming to an end Marct said Mra. Pa ns fj Laay Be The core cis . , Fine Kid Gloves, the “1-Star” | S°®™S not possible for a wom she pecled t nhacks anit put n th als. “There is f] The Venseance of Kabyle zramié. Ors at $1.00. to fail in finding her cho mo tse in} [At the Yesler Until Friday DIES UNDER AUTO Real Kid Gloves, the “3-Star,” } The many shapes are tasteful ¢ De 4 at $1.50 trimm each one bearing sim lt = , ~ ; < i New Pique Cape Gloves, at, af i, set — —_ 8 PORTLAND, O ret pair, $1.00 ae 1 aterloo,” | | ae akties can ten Kayser Silk Gloves, short—at Just come in and see whel At the Olympian Until Thursday . er him, R. V » 80c. i Third Avenue s mean (e _ antle ¢ ted Evans \ {se dead } Kayser Silk Gloves, 16-button, Smart Suitst Boys) “2.2878 ek “ se e h tiie r w Sq ‘ saalled KE. Bancke of ¢ bh . “d shades and Be. M } oursihame roan), will eatith r Jewelry, Latest Arri : hawt a Mt PU a th ere |ENDS LIFE WITH ROPE q@ — —— for Easte: al oye’ Hat Sa | - _ ying a aki re ¢ 3.5 50), $d At the Home Until Friday sia oe weappare. | ' + w Men's Fancy The Easter Shoes at hse due inte aa Has 1 f n,” three | GR Or, M Thi ak Pri s display presents ; 1 Ro tage SenitThis Cougon Now tor i _———an At ; Shirts at ur venue Tices Jest in sturdy, Insting Jewely= Boys’ Caps 7 se per i QUE Reliel fram Pies eT baieat he ex pa comfort ading ote From 26¢ up : : ( Ey i : H hed at the rear of his 1 grade platted m | Wearing qua sand : show 9 ot At the Melt | rad lve , fa os ‘ att os Pain ie The & M a Sea! an d [ Ip U |GEN. BACON IS DEAD oice | 8 that only + Mea a las in patterns of ¢ oe , r admire j At the Grand t | 1 Pros eed 9 hw usual $2.00. value ra re { | PORTLAND, Of M h ! An 1 ll Barrettes \ Age | idler Ganeeal Joun 1; Da CHOICE EASTER NECKWEAR ist as & 3 den “<9 i A., retired, in dead today at J Just wha rte t ie etsck » oo Zi ae At the Circuit Until Sunday: Albany Cut-Rate he aged of (89. He enier in wo . 50¢ een ites I e and Bead RUSSIAN, SAILOR, f BIE EVER ERR OST eR — Biesadbew te Phage Cia aoe! yP a ssortinett f DRFOLK AN "4 hd tin 1899. yes tr i ¢ 1 au fine a as ee) Meee cree At the Black Cat Until Sunday Deatists ei sible plain and | Ladies Patent Sandals in A rt M ht | € three THE JOB HUNTERS fancy—ou ‘ 1 » much 2.0 ty Pin Waist Sete—3# BREASTED. eo WH STAND BACK OF OU mone ( comnts ecaacaromanaima | he 1 $2.0 ee von 15 CAS. a wad nas RnR. Lad four-b utton Oxfords 2 I Jands—sse @ At the Closs A | | Sunday NkD ‘ erg at ‘perter TAKE i OUR: FAMOUS 25¢ HOSE P anetinte R Bands Dame,” tn th ‘ EASY PAYMENTS Sekar one | \Amamotmr | The Tron ¢ ' $3, a8 At the Union Until Sunday Other High Cia * any ce w “ TO" WaLKinG GAO] BE at ferate V ¢ ren’s Patent Leather or i Bs A Peoiste Pri : fate Bi Ly W pared ost r ‘ ren's p er i Oni 1c to Saal BASEBALL OUTFIT 0 Bil ie anteed Beat, nd SI | A wet Biss dad St 80 : Bc celain Crown, $3 to of Uriah |OUR weet BS WILL 4 OU, OUR WORK, | ° Baoop,? = 2LUASH XO Blood,” “The Do WILL eat anteed Fit, now Siltecurowne G ‘cals [9 ae Sant ahictaes . Fancy Bows, La The Quar th Law of Solid Gold or Por.’ 4! Brand Collara—S' At $2.50, $3.00, $3.50 to $5.00. with every Boys’ Sulit ot Top At the City Until Sunday | 19 Ga or Porcelain 4 coat Red 1 White R o Bridge Work, $3 to Oi Ind Maid “i Solid Gold Fillings. .$1 Up At the Savoy Until Friday” Silver Fillings. .. 80e Up! ce ne u King Dettforth Retir At PAYMUN dees Fresh New T 4 = 1 Mu Canyon,” tw ar rm about our o-Neuro mature Spring iin int vv | RMB OPER a wsice’» | | The Starr-MacPherson Co. J. RB edels sheimer &, Co. ee Alhambra Unt Monday | American ‘Third Avenue—Between Pike and Union Streets Sa rthta three parte; “The wiatton of | Pooreats. Stoie Opens 9 a.m, Closes 6 p. m., Saturday Excepted SURPRISD From Our” Fine Showing Choose The chit's EASTER COA Household Linen Bargain in in our Basement. cn ae in Unusual Domestie and 0 | APOL OGIZES: TO ALMANAQ 4 i