The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 30, 1913, Page 4

4 | |THE SEATTLE STAR | Mata 07 LEAGUE OF NEWSER wire mows service of the Ua! Private” Kick scr NOnTHWE having full b one” . tie pal Assoc Atered at Heniile, Wash, poastotfice as second-class matter Mall, out of city, le per mon. up to sla mos) wix mow $1.80. your 6500. A Daily by The Star Publishing Oo. Phone: Bache HOW ONE BOY GOT HIS PERFECT CHANCE An Illustrated Editorial by Berton Braley and ist J. Campbell Cory artoonis Vel Ti f wil Wl AN cs iy *Fill im the name of any old town you like best and the job ts done. . never get excited over Wiltam You'll the Amertean people nage from om ar James. some from Jesae, . “-* A Seattle womea pocket was pleked, and by @ woman, of course No man ever could have found it ee it He Could De. His father said: “He shall not toil the way I did. He] Honry Augustus was learaing to Meedn't spoil the glamor of his boyhood play by tasks and|dress himself; ho was not ae big ies vk a-d - ges as tho name sounds, Mother, look Bees work-a-day . ing on, sald, “Why, my son, you And so the boy to manhc grew, with scarcely any|nave your shoes on the wrong #asks to do. He drifted easily through school with little study | fee @sarule. He knew no grip of duty grim and life was “easy Well,” screamed Henry Augue meat” for him, until his college days were done, when father | "they re the only foet I have to pul ‘em on start in life, and gaid to him: “My son, you've had your little | now you've“fot to face the strife. You've got to enter in the fray and make your own unaided way.” | And the son went out and had his try, but found the world was » O@ilawry. It was a st he played, where no allowances were Made; where no one coddied him € A w well or itl his efforta | fared. He wasn't tra to stand the call and made a failure of it all. And father said heart to fall with euch a perfect You got no The son replied: “The fault's not mine. You raised me on a foolish line. You kept my days with pleasure full, you wrapped me up in cotton wool. You never taught me how to brace against the game I'd have to face. You never steeled me for the fight, A suburban couple can't agree as but figured I'd ‘come out al! right’; then turned me out, sans word or lance—and now you say | ‘had a chance!'” MORE LIGHT! LIGHT! Prof. A. 0. Toffteen, the s rican Biblical scholar @ authority on anci ry and who has scientific titles enough} @ make a 1,000-kilowatt halo, has dug out a new theory as to woman's @reation tt ast be highly interesting to those who have had doubts Om the subject According to this disting Botle sleep and then bisected into a man and a woman feal and mental powers.” He says that the rib story cam poor transiati he H 1 t Without discusstr Adam contrib uished scholar, Adam was put Into as if equal phys ne th rough | bone or wi @arved on e@ p endicular in order to yleld that «plend produet, Woman, it seems to ws that Prof Toffteen owes th world some ex-| Plicit explanation as to when and how there a break in that Mental and physical equality of Mr. and Mrs. Adam | * it is be d dispute that, physically at least o male of the species is the stronger of his kind. There are some who seek to cast @oubt on his mental superiority, but let that pass.’ Starting on even terms physically, how did Adam get Eve's goat, as Huxley, Spencer of Darwin might put it? Vast is the Importance of an answer to this to man of the present day, professor How n a fellow, starting/ eqtal with a woman, in any respect, get the best of it? Tell us this,| or. and you can slice old Adam into halves, quarters or atom as it best delights you | thir the We ask leave to quote so: zs from New York World The wedding was simple, in strict keeping with the life and habits of the woman whose goodness and unostentatious bene- factions have won high esteem. Beautiful as were the decora- tions, they were comparatively inexpensive. Oainty as was the luncheon, a shopgir! could afford to buy the duplicate of a portion, and pleasing as were the arrangements one of moderate means could match them in miniature without unduly straining the purse Strings. But more than ali this, the bride herself added a touch sug- gestive of true Americanism Shortly after breakfast, when the millionaire guests were preparing for the ceremony, she sum moned her servants. As they entered her study, she shook each warmly by the hand and bade them be present at the wedding And she later saw to it that the ceremony did not begin until every | son in her employ was placed at a point of vantage. You have guessed, of course, that this bride was Helen Gould The money ama d by J aid r fath wa ‘ it a Gaughter has shown how by simple uanity tainte Made sweet again. It isn't because Helen Gould has giv Jay Gould's soiled fortune to works of charity, education and ence that she ! r of mil efeller has « € Carne we t bount even that old skinf Russell 3 ad into a philaathrop pickle—and n nerates ther Helen Gould gives more than money. She gives herself. There fe no other way to win the love of a people. THE ANSWER Boston reports snak Weather Notes From Back Ea May flowers blooming Atlantic City bathing season opens. more has blooming dandelions and hard crabs. There are “peepers”| fn Connecticut swamps GRACIOUS, BUT San Diego's ad! Los Angeles health officer | fas perfected a proposition for founding a leper colony on an island @irectly windward of San , > = — — POULTRY ITEM. hington man writes request-| “Vve got a good chick joke |ing Information as to how to send for your Id 2 nald bab sdeuud whhe ? @ur Byzantine police reporter this|* °"” parcel 5 It's rather morning. a risky matter, though, to send ba “Well, Pu ez I, jest as calm |" that Babies are #o easily as that and so fr tly spolled | Thero is Only Ono “Bromo Quinine” That Is Laxative Bromo Quinine USED THE WORLD OVER TO OURE A COLD tn ONE DAY, CG ULeronrs Always remember the full name. Look for this sguature on every nox, 256. It’s the name we want—$10,000.00 more to how divide the butter and exes. How often the posesasion of great wealth brtr about only trouble and discon The “automobile face” ie a study at the auto show It te usually worn by the woman who tries to act as if she bad a car, * a ie” ©, take him back, the poor girl groans, To the graveyard with the rest of the bones. Best Short STORIES Boore I don't know what ary says a Boor ts, tc ting ' the diction Tam sit that valuable work and look some be of up ar Here a get 1 know, #! m Whitelivered Wimps who forget to greet the new day with a cheery Good Morning” and a dopetul emile. Crusty Curmudgeons who bellove it's good policy to court the eamity of thelr fellow-workers on the grounds that “there's 20 friendship in business hours.” Innoctous Idiots who boast of the at they never tasted a drop cursed stuff in all thelr little lives. Heatific Honeheade who save sr cent of thelr {ncome because y never learned how to spend it Y brethren, th are Boor no odds what N.. Webster says. fa He Knew What to Expect 1 boy who attends a col was vaccinated recently ar the arm bh been dressed the attending physician suggested that he place a ribbon with th word “Vaccinated” round It At youngster spoke up Put round the otber arm,” be/ aid Fut that won't do any good protested the doctor, “It wants to be placed around the sore arm so that the boys at school won't be b T ad le m in dingus n i t round the r t our «a nice distinct! here. You don't notice Once it ed out to.you bp ive its immense i rt of distinction that a Golde's beautiful young wife sled him during « conjugal quarrel over a diamond (lara. je say,’ quivered the old man ling with rage—‘people use I way you only married me b had money smiled su The young woman perb! : Robbish!’ she exclaimed, ‘My primary reason for marrying y¢ noney myself! oy was that I had Detroit Free F Marinus Kooy, the son of Hol a to study American beer. bedr gives me Americ German paungh,” nek That nourishment a one 1 oan un ia to ay in the ther. i pe and |derstand a Thanksgiving story I ‘A frieng seized him and eried in © p that! Smashitig all those What on eatth are you "Look It's ‘ said the man. hio~hat, that’s all gt my for un opera hat an’ shuts ap, y’ know in for Canada’s Finest Summer Resort. 617 Second Ave. But ft don't--hic—seem to be here. Washington Star. MODERN elegantly furnished rooms at lowest rates at Hotel Vir ginus, Highth and Virginia, near Westlake, Eliott $08, one ~ Oa TUR 7h ny 67 f Ve Vi uty) , i} spirit mee | lJand’s leading brewer, has come to| the young man sali to a} and American beer gives | ro in| heard on the boat It waa a story about a Thanks giving supper party In @ rathskel ler. Onw of the guests, after oon suming thirty or forty steins of} American beer, was in the cloak room. a 4 a wook.” And poor Gertle’s eyes opened wide with astonishment, Just then my photographer hap. pened along and mugged the gel to Just as her eyes opened wide as) aforesaid. We always print spicy news Ike whether aho's going to write a book| teachers of religion, and demands this before anybody Sra aems Bs ae AO etna, THE STAR—THURSDAY, JANUARY 30, 1913, HH fy hy s AT f | Woman Begs to Be Legally Murdered) She’s Longing for Peace of the Graye says we have only imitation ral) roads tn the United Staten, It ts a hopeful sign that even the mag sates have discovered this fact eee Aa Wiinolsa woman went by parcel post wants to be Haven't beard or ta lookt for a busban FROM DIANA’S DIARY Mies Dilipickioe Indisoreetiy Chances a Visit to a Prizefight, Where Her Presence Saves t he Hero from Disaster BY FRED SCHAEFER. “Here, put them on,” sa Anniversary Tomorrow The Stuarts, the Gor- dong and the MacGreg- ors will all be there. See the lands in our jonny High ond av- Clan enue window Tartans in large assort- Wear a Tie signify7your clan. ment to Plaid Auto and Trav- eling Rugs imported di- rect from Scotland Great Clothing Values The mid-winter sale te nearing an end, so your op portunity to obtain these re markable price reductions will not last much longer, Second Cheasty Special and Alfred Benjamin Suits and Overcoats, tweeds, mixtures, worstods, serges, ote, $15.00 values for $12.00; $18.00 values for $14.00; 0.00 values, $ 0. Main Floor Department, celebrated Benjamin clothes only, $22.50 values for $16.90; $25.00 values, $18.75; $80.00 values, $22.50; $35.00 values, $26.25; $40.00 values, $30.00, Floor Cheasty’s Haberdashery Second Ave. && Spring St. teas “Anything to keep Iv. Of course I told my brother about J McBruise’s man tr ing to approach young Rausmiit an attempt to fix the fight his man. Dadley decided that long as the kid hadn't been over, nothing could be gained saying anything about the matter It explains ono thing, though said Dudley, “the change in b ing ye in favor of Igna where it was the other way ith thé kid a favorite they} y in for as won by w tainly would have ‘cleaned up'| a lot of good bets if he lost. But! they counted on him too soon in heir arrangements, Wether he would have Hutened to them {s mighty doubtful, but you butting in and giving Wisenhimer the strong caildown will make them keep away and not bother Imnatz any j more I'm giad you bawle hat |fellow Wisenhimer out.” or a | minute I was the real little heroine |to my brother Dudley But I « wns only a alster to im aga’ hen I made a simple ent Why can't | go to this I asked at one eamed against It. Women aint supposed to go to prize fights, you boob!" he an- swored, But I could go dressed in some of your clothes,” I urged. “I've it at hallowe’en parties Ho wouldn't listen to it. That is, he wouldo't until 1 threatened I woud mention to pa how he'd been betting his good, hard, honest old rocks on the a u Then he weak ened and got » @ Bult of his clothes. “Here's put them on says brother Dudley, throwing them at me. Anything to keep| peace in this doggone family.’ | | Oh, I'm awful determined when| I get a fool notion of any kind in my head. (Continued.) Osm\)\ /ise Says: ° Come and Study the * The people who sneer at success| Hille Hurke, my falr confrere By Harry Burton Geography, Helen) have K@porally failed (very lofty browed that!) sald the] | |T have lived in Minnesota. *-. day that “girly would look] NEW 4YORK, . Jan. 30.—Mra T have lived tn Idal . different 1f they sill dressed in fig/@arah Hatria waite to be put to P }I have lived in each Dakota, leay }death. And she declares {t is the I have lived ta that Reno, Bure they would jduty of society to kill her | have lived In Algbama, And We mon woul@ look longer!|. Mra. Harris lew on ite cot! I have lived in Snakevine Fork, eo? in @ sanitarium o | I have lived in Texarkana Woodrow Wilson has bought a] ifudson, unable to o| And, of cours I've hit Mew ide book to Washingtor Hav-| muscle of her body York, ing been a gollege professor he fnay be able to muke sense out I have twice sojourned in Parle of tt (One in France, and one in e620 Matne,) MORE HEADLINES I have knew Der Burgh Welnvar-| gin th ; rite, An hese are no idle fancies (Suburb of Frankforta Main!) | they actually happened Hoston, Nashville and old Fi | “Burglar Shot in the Pool Room.” Dayton, Denver and Duluth, | “Aotr Slapped in the ath Kansas City and Chicago, j Room.” Of ‘om all I know the truth. “Man Stabbed in the Restaurant.” wee: Ihave lived tn Tanke uonum Only Safe Pi POE ae Eee A little tad was asked the other Midst ‘bucolic scenes I've slum- day ‘what he intended to be when bered, he grew pe He pondered over it ‘hed the for a while. ee eee ne aaveat | Gertie Gumdrop worked on the| “I won't be a sailor,” he waid In that burg where Iife's «| *0#pender counter at the big de-|“because 1 might be drowned, And dream ag mye -gpngy me ae a a: be rs ak : e4 1 ro No! Bor | Sho was « «i jo dame and | might be sho nie no Po | Se | Se, 58 °F ved with her ows husband. |skeleton tn « musoum . sure! | y the Boss wal and rely skima the ream! “Gertio, I will give you a ralse| A California railroad magnate wn, for threo Whole’ aan If I were ordinarily paral hould not demand death. I no feeling with that sort of her face and neck &b knows she will always be helpless, and al peepee tev Pe nige Poe ways in pain, And so she challenges Aiaed the soe a |modical and legal ethics, and the Se away, tee a ting away. This works ba jim the name of humanity, that sho| On the nerves, which gredasmy | be legally murdered, | come uncovered, And all over The sin again my fellow citi-| way ‘Chane bare nerves, Sim those of an aching tooth, zens will not be in baving put me “Let me emphasize my o to death,” declares Mrs, Harris willingness t { “but, in the final reckoning, it will loclence ean dosiae, Sem be in having let me live—in con-| | want to Iive it posctble, Bad demning me for the rest of my| “People would not stand aghast|a patient, like myself, vhost e » the most horrible torture|at what I entreat did they realize|has not been dimmed in thts world—a LIVING DEATH!” |one-miilionth of w F fring of the body, este fact th SATH!” | one-mlilion { I have suf-|fering of the body, calls fo Euthanasia” is the sclentific tered, do suffer and what I shall|test, and will rejoice above all name for the thing which Mrs. Har-| suffer. They would demand that ers if it brings health, the a ris demands of us This |legislation be enacted giving some of p 68 death the painiess| sympathetic doctor the right to fe ae of those who know how to adi comprehends putting to death of any incurable,| put me painiessly out of mise ter it ought not to be and has, from an ethical and scien-| “Here I am, a 83-year-old w id test Pen vi ye None tae jtific standpoint, been theoretically |entering upon a fourth year of con is, as we already ke attacked and defended ever since|tinnous agony. During this time,|curable, arety ae the founding of medical practice| with every nerve more than alive,| “Now, In the fourth year of jcenturies ago. | I have been unable to ve a mus | 4 agony, I ask every 7 Mrs, Harrie ts the first woman,|cle of my body, sae those of my| woman in the United States |so far ae is known, to demand pub-|neck. I can talk and seo Ought I not to be legally Mely t this mooted principle be My sole longing ts for the peace | c ; t pe never-ceasing misery! 1 th thing I |made actually whe [life. rative upon her/| of the grave. i 4 » Judgment of the peo D Edit ta prices received by producers Bar w a cost of from $20 to $40 an |" oornhe 1 vent p ny ap that they do not receive cost of 1 we farmers could do the on miion for “1 ning > Seams in nrany cases, even|and land that is now worth | ison to though the land e given to would be tripl va jatate the principles by which he rent free avd < 1 read sealer t will be guided, and the ends he plow. Y we t ) sul ‘ € ec 1 Editor The Star: I was in 6 accomplish during his ad- city are yelling our thros ed, some time ago, in a letter in reve — a certainly, too, &p-\ about high cost of living. r from a woman who 4 ws nis Ungness to comply! While on a country trip last No- n are much superiog your request ve rew " « wate. ember I was offered potatoe She tried to prove her Bit While — sages oe dock at Coupeville, for 86 by giving a few examples Nts: ateneeiente eae eee te < WAS Gayten 96) 00 ¢ animals that don't take cane per sack ($18 per ton) in the city thelr young. She probably 4 rh ox ei ape the time and conside he | kr re are many that do, aa] will stand by |t2® money was going to distribution than females. t 8 efforts to administer the |""4 third to production. : beng piggies dern human tems jovernment in the interest of the| "me are not the only leech io re 0 one eee of a people. There are, however, poe| ane o CHAS, FREEMAN , rgvelp e vote now, too, sible insues upon which he may be| 728 E. 69th st ae the maces cations women fn nm to act that seem to be Editor The Star I certainly st ry sane a the powers of by him. It ts to be hoped | Mak you are doing a good thing for | ®°) have cata navins ae 5 he will not be wanting when these, (%¢ laboring man—especially the! | |. wattfare ¥ Po “a uaa issuos do arise. His position is| ™#2 Who bas a family—by advocat rye rage fs ae very similar to that of Lincoin, | {2 the clearing off of some of the) fo? ci Teae enan makete aan The issues confronting bim are| TO0ded lands in this lonely state.| ait retest Wome “er na warcely less vital. The treachery | Surely there would be only a few, it|) oy inen, | am ata 4 achery| seems to me, who would vote|t? know what it ts { Taft made his election poss against such an excellent scheme as| AY person ought to know long republican, I hope. he” will|‘Y million dollars would be a small! i.” Over Git ons tning for tae prove himself equal to his oppor. | *™ouat to ask the state to lend us.) Vi °on oat of polities, = ina ed LEVI WRIGHT. I have been in a position, during) Yancement of or “ms aii Kiar of the past 16 years, to know that there | *° Oe are many hard-working men in the “qual suffrage means the was Editor Star: The Rausman | Cities who would be glad to get out Se oe ae ie me. plan for a bond iasne of $20,000,000 | 0 & few acres of land and make for Met ee ‘ ve - tim a arguing on the theory that|‘bemselves « home selves. Universal suffrage tm oR stumps are the only hindrance to| There are many thousands of |ic. "yin herald the disor xs agricultural success. Let us ob-|8cres in King county alone that or ine home and the family, serve some facts beyond the °°" !d be cleared of logs and stumps )y,, the beginning of the end Th stumps. | white man’s domination toni Your recent statement of actual Dance at Dream ht fearth, A FREMONT Fif B1g-6 BAKING Roy, PowdER Absolutely Pure The Only Baking Powder Made trom Royal Grape Cream of Tartar. Safeguards the food against alum ae have shown that a part of the alum from biscult made m2 alum baking powder passes into the stomach, and that digestion retarded thereby. Chemists’ wit Read the tabol and make sure that your bakii Powder Is not made from alum. sa ay 2 Fao OF OwnyrE “Mies Pandora Zwieback, who [mailed a canary bird to Lickskillet jJunotion hae received a_ letter | statin’ it arrived folded inside of an Angora cat.” v Furniture vee Rugs. Modern Pike rl