The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 28, 1913, Page 4

a) a4 2 _ THE SEATTLE STAR _ Prone. T'rivate Bxchange Win pe or Mr scRIVES Nonriwe oF NEWRPAT EN Ualy Se of the Ualted Pres A ed at Hoati of olty, # * matte Wy wall, out Fawn Pass the championship for meanness along to Charles P. Battelle, formerly of Seattle. They've got him in jail in Oakland, because, when his wife had} only a bottle of catsup and half a loaf of stale bread} in the house, he telephoned her the French menu of a dinner he'd just eaten downtown. Can you beat it? Hope you saw e point y about Joe the Pirate, who asks congress ut of Leavenworth prison. For fear that you missed it and got only “the story, fead these R. \ tendent of federal 1 ns, who will ask for Nir ays that when Krwin entered prison, eight years a de prison in cha educated and that he is a fine fellow physica leaves in Kirwin’s history ar that Kirwin got Then we turn to the first find that he was “a pré The point is, of « a chance which he ‘did Isn't it tough t man in the ragged little ruf society, and maintains “the give him his chance until he’s old enough to be put into a pent tentiary? in prison not get re are the mak s of a fine ian we pass in the street, but that will rest which promotes gutters,” That coffee trust is pretty cunning, according to Gilson Gardner. It has dissAlved itself, without waiting to be investi gated and prosecuted, and finally advised, by t 1. S. supreme court. That is, instead of some 900,000 bag coffee being committee, the been allot-| of the trust held by a “Valorization” ted to some 78 should be entered into gentlemen's agreement” to so c¢ bags of break the m It's dissolution, all right. But hav bags h Mayt members these latter ne they've their Anyhow, ntrol ¢ as not t e you noted any drop} Nay, nay! Dissolution fin the cost of your coif shining mark. You're the | The city councilmen dared to do it the instructions of the people on the que to a vote the municipal telephone Monday, six to two, a proposit letting city phone. loves ale }each cor ) AN x cma 4 “In his time, our oldest inhab itant, Bill Kainit, wuz a regular apendthrift who thought hardly anything of blowin’ 15 cents on a fancy haircut.” He Tillie Turk Writes for Men Hy Tile Turk 1 am gratified to eee young » take @ personal pride in their earn I have'a letter thie ng from two young men, both }of artistic temperament, who wish cor thia column on a very ant matter, Here It Is: Dear Till We a two young men, 18 and 19, respectively, one a photographer and the other an artist, We both Jeaire to know how to keep an am ateur mu © from turning up at |the corners.—J. D. T. and W. T. M This ts indeed a serious situation. As you ar h devotees of one of the bigher callings in life, I sug at thumb tacks on ch corner the mustache would be appropriate. Library pa might help, and pa per weights would be still more ef fective. Under th A Fij She wears an And circles in her ears. It's very warm in Fi land, And 5 etimes doff, . et, when it VERY hot, shady mangoe tree, maiden peers anklet on one limb, ave th par-rings off. oe What! No Cornice Copia There? The table had at its fou suspe 1 over the er copisa of pink and with ribbons run from the er coplas to the central one ja copia being filled with ations and ferns. Lee whit nk ca presenta ermit us to of Beat Run €r or not they want t diamond ring a year ago and Now, just supposing the phone monopoly should decide |it the ott a fish. 7 ' not a d ring story to raise its rates again, and just supposing the public service/ isn srory . commission decides to permit the raise, how will these six laa : : > Elizat ‘ councilmen feel? ca or th trike, And how will the voters feel? | proposes - “yp | Go ahead start a said Cousin Bill Taft to the National there's one great question settled, any- “| AM no third-terme: Chamber of Commerce. Now, way. CALIFORNIA ASSEMBLY chaplain has got into hot water by praying for Sunday closing laws. Serv * him right. He should stick to prayer for the souls of those sinners, assemblymen 1 thise POPULAR MECHANICS discovers that the high-power rifle is Dlessedly merciful. Sends a bullet clear through a man, merely wounding. Puts him out of the fight and makes bim a candidate for ® pension. able to carry about in our pocket and) ONLY A few of us will be gave us to mail. | forget the parcel measuring 72 Inches that our wife lvery 4 | Brotherly ve 1 was stro’ « sympathetic strike Beside the Cedarbrook that orter be * (Here's a song with the ad.) m the banks of yon | Green river Barten When I me Chloe coming t h Hunter Rye | | Was «i autiful? Well, feller, 1 uid shiver, | But she broke my heart, she'd come to say good-bye CHORUS tes ss Sweet Chloe, why do you go, | THAT CHICAGO girl has received so much attention since she} AY and leave muh? 1 then | offered her soul for $1,000 that the average Chicago girl can soon), | T heate to a 0 j afford to have a soul | But I've to, and | :] has had 27 children, and hasn't .CLEVELAND WOMAN, a | Them Wd Ke ky «Ww | kept a bired girl. Huh! There's a woman in this town, aged 35, 7m so i my _ “ti y crt obdbe ee | has bad only on 4 ehild, and hasn't ke oH hired girl ‘as ido Gas Gadueueonh? —. | p BUR > the PITTSBURG MAN sued the} Adams Express com npany for $ for a chicken that came too late for a mé | a Rot Editor The Star I am a o.| Why waste time and eon a G. VAN DER SCHUREN unedn 4 cowboy, strayed far/foolish and fruitless discussion of|terdam ed says he discovered | from his home range, and f lent of Cain's wife, when/race of giants in German Bast} with wonder and awe at the #0 1 t Pye fi | as at twee : { me tel merece to the most) Used Rugs. Modern Furni ; ted I have ! sper to Co., 415 Pike 3 how creat! in some of and heard things tha the ones t customed I have see to the world the name than 200 re ¢ t In teed 1 w tered the Interbay d ing which the le pile on, and soon every strap W A occupied. Not a roffered h seat to a wor n, ins that, aside ) allow nhac B banish pic tre d hich are indecent to the places where A won in Seattle, and tell leved| me, b » profited b this great 1 ! The ethic "ot the billowy prairie, peop ‘ the endless horizon and the rain perity ve in wa " { hills is not the ethics of Well might a honse with rotten | ceme and dirt, and smoke, and sills t of its solidity as for a\8mells. My opinion ma warp city " h eople out| ed JACK LEWIS, of we to t of its prosperity. | 5207 Leary Av. A few nights ago I 1a man “4 plead, with tears in his eyes, for| Editor The Star: Under the title contributions for e of |°The Editor's Mail,” in The Star of sending missionaries and Bibles to| January 24, I see one B. E. Axe says some f Africa, | he has endeavored, without success, Two nigh afte toue teal a piece of land for a num chased an ear-old| be of years, without rent. 1 have 20 acres, four acres cleared and in girl into a no mean eon a by | * m & by | Pays with Koo nod barn and Beattie Te herr | small house, situated on Birch bay Wil purpose, proceeded to demolish | ve miles from Blaine, Wash. 1 will) @ tBe house ver agnaiekaae “wa it to any responsible party, we All I ask is for thé Why should The Star give valu-@Party to imps@ve the place and pay We front-page space to an igno-|the taxes. Address 5 gg ano soe eng 9 J. H. BOWEN, rant, immoral German baron’g in . i *decent opinion of American Wom- ry Centralia, Wash. en? Dance at Dreamland tonight. *** 1 began tc be more. estefal to arive } mat ed the light utte meful | pman the fac rds i a t il ac » from con mn decency | tion Also nce We rl 44 g pk not Ne t er language, 200 PROPLE rhird « AMUSEMENT® nt | MET ROPOLITAN] Matinees Wed. and Sat SHAT SALE THURS, 30TH Six Niehte. WEEK FEB. | Lt CHARIOT HORSES _ SEATTLE THEATRE — 1 Phone Main 42 TONIGHT—ALL WEEK Raliey & Mitchell Present DOWN RAST” Night-4es© “way 2he—Rareain Monday russ IN BOOTS” ody with al € —PKOPL E25 ES LOE Sy “A SIGME IN TH i" “The Wiecirie amde 4 Fmpress® Tabloid Music ee « Canada’s Finest Resort—$10,000.00 for a name. 617 Second Ave. Pantages Theatre "ON THE CAMPUS" Rollicking Musteal Frivolity and SEVEN PARISIAN VIOLETS 100 and he OO VOT TENG |game of Love, ° is a BEATTLE STAR—TUESDAY, seer 28, 19138, r e ONE DILL NOT A CUCUMBER, BUT A REAL LIVE WIRE SECRETARY TO GOV. LISTE the gavel too. All of which fact that ¢ cretary to Gov when this defendant w what did one Dill “And arrented, as permanent FROM DIANA’S DIARY MiveDillpickles Indiscreetly Chances a Visit to a Prizefight, Where Her Presence Saves t he Hero from Disaster up « climax, BY FRED SCHAEFER. And lammed into the city an co 6. Dit my rnor Birgeet ry has © lot af ferous persons | with, Attorney for def was working when the prisoner was The sec basdle, what did one Dill do, | ask? What did slight provocat cogs et rule one Dill do when thiv poor, helpless casion a. whey defendant found himself alone an with the friendless, with noth but « ew ox gloom of Jail for ¢ pantonahip? diploma tte Counsel wiped beads of perspira ch tion from his lof brow ax he vehomently went on and on, Th Jone Dill was @ terrific and horrific | apoclmer Not a Cucumber And presently the ca or] in the urtroom discovered that] | one Di wa not one of Heinz } 67, nor any kind of a cneumber. One Dill happened to be 4 prow cuting attorney of Spokane county ‘ r wh But of courne know it} the kane democ | |from the ¢ 1 way ounsel fe r} b h pe I | [defense dropped that “one Dill ubliean maforit | from bis forming Np Somocrate ¢ But one Dilla first name ts ae the ic Clarence. And he patiently allowed jz 8, a Uttle over « year | wear himaelf | counse| for defense to setting admitted to the bar, | out, Not that one Dill is typteally jnamed deputy prosecuteg ail a Clarence person, as such are | Was a good one, even though vaudevillainously portrayed, and for dete did refer bim ag therefore avoided a scrap. | Dil * He came down to Far bo it from that. There is yn Jackson day last ye | n last yea nothing tUmid or t about this l bane e A pon saa Clare nce, T 7 re coul in t be. F . * |a h spell, and p larence used to sell books for one ‘or t chairmal thing. And he waited on tables CLARENCE DILL ation. aa And he used to ring up nickels on | — aa —| followed th "i rome of Cleveland cki street | strong. All was temporary chair-| Dill is not marrie car lines, And he used t some |man of the convention, and though| nice Nght ha oe And ical ¥ lwhat of a live wire on Cleveland’s|be was a tron man bimeelf, and/one bit as serious as his phote the convention was was unanimously The ws, the power pro-Clark, hejand certainly jowed to wield serious “NEW DISCOVERY QUICKLY CURES ___ KIDNEY AND BLADDER TROUBL biggest paper ful Seripps 1 Bo, it was that his name ts ¢ rence he refused to throw the chig Je ypponent’s should as he ¢ | doesn't feel op “Dudley Dillpicktes 1 cried, “How is it you haven't but $3 left in the savin gs bank?" | his harangue about “one was not cause i \Have you bee Just how much my brother Dud- Wall st.—and you . speculating tn brought up #0 ley is interested in the roped arena Bice?” I demanded jus, Dill me ht a fig cciueskiae Grea out Coleus 1AN®, he “hadn't done nothin’ at all matte to aby the i» | Chronic Sufferers Find Re-|'' peutralizes and dissolves thp | . like that,” and be was « g to|ruffied he | " c at lodges In the | cldentally get it all back mubled ut [| How He Did Lam + R. and Taft .| lief After Few Doses: jmuscles, causing cin 1 was taking all tho things out kept at him and out he's| For, those who have seen this} Are Taken soothes ‘and heals the delicatsf of Dudley's trank to see if any of drawn out $75 and b on the boy one Dill in ot know he a Sates = «oll of Che, aaa ; and puts his clothes needed mending or next door to win the fight with|scrap some whe 1 be. Re} i ; idneys and urinary organs | pressing, whea I camo across hie|"Uppercut” McBrulse Imember how he landed with both rasan bothered “a h backache | clean, strong, heaitay conditiegy pase bosk to the bank. Just es 6 You see, I snuck around to Me-|fect on both Roosevelt and| sonoving bladder or isagreeable, More than @ few qosen of | dig sinter will, I « sed it up to Brulse’s camp to look him over,” | Tw at the Walla Walla con ie tp contend colina ur! nary disor- |are seldom required to relieve oo bow much he had put away, ex-| Dudley tried to explain, “and hon yt hopped onto them, any other of the ‘or suffer with the obstinate long standing ¢ | pecting him to bh tween hty est, he's slow eripp b up against the corner,| come from we Ager od minaricn that | while it cures the most severe and ty dollars by this time, could beat hi Ar hin " together, and pum: | piaranteed re va ay oes here is @ of kidney, bladder trouble, anaq But the book showed he had jces| hie manager, had the © flank | me them pleatifully and Pose reece ee atten eat alae ae pend | matism in & surprisingly sharky than the first day he beg ) save, Money at me and « 8 to & ely pittlonsty tailed t hatter what else may have You will find Croxone entirely tif Gee, I nearly f 1 Uppereut’ would Well, 1 hag Of course Teddy nor BM ae, SO ONES: Fem, iferent from all other About that moment he came into pened to know y Rauamitt is} was present w © panping wa It Is a positive fact that the new|There is nothing else on the room. right, and I called W ner'a | « But Dill did b anyhow discovery, Croxone, promptly over-|it. It is so prepared that Dudley Diliptckles! 1 cried. bluff. Ignatz w whip him, sure.|for a y and only |Comes such diseases. It is the most | practically impossible to take ftim How is {t you haven't but $3 left|It's @ pipe a bee ree yea sities last Wonderful remedy ever made for rid-|the human system without In the savings bank? Relieve me, I roasted Dudley to| spring, when t b ened. And ding the sys of uric acid, remov-|An original package costs 4 He grabbed it hand crisp for gamb Wh a ter the i ] s’ of ‘MK the cause and curing t trifle at any firstelass drug That's a lot of rt ons,” he ible thing it w t elt ale, W wer ot 1,000 | troubles |All druggista are authoris snarled Ain y nothing (the bet fy, 1 tha It soaks right in and cleans out | personally return the pure! e to do into my af or the Rausmit s put it}, LONNIE AUSTIN teaches boxing the stopped up kidneys and makes|if Croxone falls to give the dal ira? sver on MeBruise in a month, $10.00, 62 Cobb Bidg. |them filter and sift out all the pois [results the very first time vo tii, I had to know about It « i] ee onous waste matter fr om the blood. 8 “"“s Straighten That Lame Bac Doiefot tne eee |. There's too much suffer- SEATTLE PROOF ltt tht k large auimbeFOl}yy'the time ) i read, mess iaeae ‘ing among older folks from Testimony of a Resident of don't have a harder winter ho Gy-tiee: Subnet |achy, stiff, lame backs, dis- This Commanity On “The Good Ship Earth” It the a tressing urinary disorders, Adolph Johnson, R. Numerous pieces of st tong ec better Weak eyes, dropsy and =D. N : woods and wa wes fall Hfithie| Spey ge Th ‘ f kid ~ Wash., says: “I was kind of Henry ‘Count A count In New Y offer ese are signs o! id- bled H Signal rat $150,000 for » wife. Unless he 's\ ney weakness, which, in ay apeodane y / for a long time and [7 ing helped me. Fi Sr heard about Doan's cease sem youth or age, poisons the bleod, disorders the urine and lames the limbs or Hearts may be trumps io @e but the wise guy bi i * 2 ead a diame The Wisconsin Cutups ae A amokeleas amoker was held by Mayor Gaynor of the Ne® York! the Brotherhood club of King back 4 eal ney Pills and began b iggesta. that hypocrites be taxed. | Methodist church ' . -—- them. The secretions nes who,dodge | parle But they are the most successfully jast night. Cand te place of real o Milwauke i : of paradoxes. The Pera os up, the Kas goes down, tb F my kidneys soon bec \) regular i in passage and be trouble with my back removed. I am now There's help for weak- ened kidneys. Doan’s Kid- __|ney Pills have brought re- ‘ lief to thousands. Here’s #7" This ix a we | Obie ri * own; the gas goes goes up; the air goes up r vin nf . " Ue Mer ae aot iaar Meek, nous acrt Pont convincing testimony. “Every Picture Tells a Story” joying good health.” the bills go up. * It Might #. x“ ® a Absent We } vig Bog Roce fod “When Y Back is Lame—Remember_ lame’ ight Mav een an 6 v ave 1 ice and ny peo ‘our id Minded Maid uta 'ape-taltine ah sey Re the Ni Mins Abarbanell shook r head |selves.—South Pehl r Cor and heaved and stack out DOAN’S KIDNEY PILLS a most important sigh | Montpelier Leade a dainty foot on bd e- which the maid slipped air of alk out second-hand fu all the maid slipped a pair of a King. bout second ! ; Sold by all Dealer. . Price 50 cents, Foster-Mifburn Co., Buffalo, N.Y." Proprietors Time her daughter's d 1 i Don't Take a Bun for a Loaf—Iinsist upon Holsum— Bread You Are Sure Is Clean and Pure Everything you have desired in bread is em- bodied in Holsum. It looks appetizing, serves daint- ily and is fine, even grained and very satisfying. You'll like the flavor. Grocer’s of bread that Mother made when she had “good luck.” There's never any question about the goodne ot Holsum Bread. Made entirely by machinery, from the choicest flours the market affords, always baked to an appetizing, delicious, satisfying turn, Human hands never touch Holsum Bread. It’s made clean, sold clean and the wax paper wrapper keeps it clean, “WNiynaat e it’s Always Holsum x | That's why people refuse to take @ substitute. Most gro- ‘cers sell Moleum. if yours n't, call Main 6937, It's the kind it’s always, The Much Needed Bread Machine Made Throughout— Never Touched . by Human Hands