The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 18, 1913, Page 4

a ° THE STAR—SATURDAY, JANUARY 19 1913 . | s THE SEATTLE STAR ° ie” ; be ” Phone: Private Wxeha we ie | e *, e = en oF F SCHIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS | , m y Seatile paper having full leased wire mews services of the t = Preas Associations, pee a wrinanesly Cored at Seattle, Wanl, Qoatortice aa wecond class matter, | of olty, Se p Lup to alk mos sik moe. 9100; year 05.00 4 Datiy by The Se sblinhing Co, Phone: Nwel jo Mate p4oo | Iam sure 1 have worked these Pright. ‘They are vory easy in “yy WATCH 'EM. 1 plus 1 equals 2 1 times 1 equals .01 } * Sham progressive legislation is the thing you want to] 1 divided by .1 equals 1 | 4 4 | © multiplied by 1 equals 6 | 1 Watch during the present session of the lath legislature at} Hoping my letter will be the || lympia, The standpatters see the writing on the wall and first correct one, 1 clone { Olym; “ I : rt e PETER ROBEMTSON 1 of course will resort to desperate to fool the | Laie) Buekley, Wash., RF. v. No. I ap with thei bills, and their joker « es. ‘They are i going to af Washington believe they are ARITHMETIC PRIZE. | i Then two years hence they will try to tell you that they arithmetic contest, to contain the | H ‘ pee a ¥ 4 es legislation correct answer to the probleme pub-| } Were ¢ ellows who passed real 20th tury ce Mahed in last Saturday's Circle, was | i euch as the presiden imary bill, the thers’ pension that of Peter Robertson, a Buckley s | » eon 6 winner was decide @tate have brought before the people. by lot. Peter's letter was the fourth These things, if the ‘reactionary pt a ae to be drawn from the pile. The f gS. : ; three preceding letters opened} i . through, will be for political purposes only, Watch your leg failed to contain the correct an a ple i he long. run. were. A check calling for $1 has! | islator yy 1% been mailed to the Buckley - The list of boys and girls to wend in correct and incorrect answe was exactly even Eighteen boys and giris sent in right answers while 18 others sent in answers that) (SAM Y—— Jay The Sta shed a story on this page about Mra. | were incorrect. The following \s a. we vered a new way to make bread a Ust of boys and girls who com 1 been {ll She worked out for herself the problem of peted tn the contest Stanley, one of The Star's car-;He is saying something. at he ut, and while doing this found that bread a I ashi toonista, drew the above picture | what? neading wa © only kind he could digest : rm |for the Circle, But in doing so he Uncle Jack has decided to i at there mus some reason for this, she took it up| David Bern t cted to Mil In the writing. We/|the Circleltes solve the mysterg@ ee te. Be eet “ the Us ver sty of Penn By co as a by n ~ i ng contig ed have . vague idea that a Stan-|the missing words. It's the Cirdlg i ae sock ng of stare whi b is found in all flour In the: unkn " 41 3m 7 fanny : But in ite press nt stat pound box of chocolates, wilt 4 90 per cent ot rch grains were broken up—that ts, cooked ‘ jwith the exception of the boy's |awarded to the boy or girl se fl While in the old style bread the starch was raw ; 5 e . | father, wio sees humor in what the|in the best solution as to what : So The Star and a lot of other papers throughout the United States i R . f we boy is saying, it looks rather ser-|lad is saying. Answers must ai i published the “discovery” to the world The people of the United States—the rank and file—don't care a thundering lot, ms, The boy's mother and aunt|The Star office before 3 o went home Wednesday night and suggested that the Gov. Wilso: , c - é | ap r to be horrified. The boy|next Friday afternoon t ng baker's bread be discontinued and that the cook bake she - m you make secretary of state, or seeretary of war, or of the navy, ain poet himself is aparently making « plea. contest will close 2 a 1 @ome bread according to this recipe but they have their weather eye everlastingly peeled on you as to that secretaryship of ]} thy Fiore Jane =< ree ee —) i yher cook had read the story, she said she had always baked | the interior! : | 2iadre Potts David J | s ‘ | Cyt Andra dlcon Helge terior ! cresil Sisttoone Mava-t Jon ~~ | QLD SUBSCRIBERS. | CIRCLE IMPROVED, d counthry.” You may not have a civil war impending, as Lincoln had; no reuniting of the | Dear Unele Jack 1 am very| Dear Uncle Jack l woulda be: } me letters from other womea who have long known of/f tattered remnants of the nation, as faced Grant: no inf ik ’ BOTH WILL JOIN. much Interested in the Star Circle,|have a membership card, whieall f this method of baking bread " ' drant; no infant republic awaits you to be Dear Uncle Jack: I would and would very much Ifke to join.|never asked for when 1 fen But : of them had ever taken up the subject with a learned |} nourished, as awaited Washington anJ Jefferson, but from the perspective of a thou- })!® the Star Circle and Will you please send me a mem-|am more Interested and a Professor, or spread the good word broadcast sand tomorrow water sere’ ' sea aan re he {would also like to join bership card. I am 10 im provemer y Saturda A. anc orrows, com rencrations nleac hat yot , r ' inprovement every Satu 4 Great is sclence—also publicity : mau Hye g 8 a ead that you PICK THE RIGHT MAN for flyears old, and in the aad tn tha tek Ae ie late won Setuetag + pad imitated: mur secretary of the interior And in this you have before you a problem as great as jand my brother ts 12 years old,|%o to the Rainter school try nd have suc were those of Washington, Jefferson, « :ncoln and Grant jand in the 6th grade in school.|my pleture quite a while Sclyoth, 8312 14th A a . : ier it . 1G . Please send me a membership card.|We have taken The Star CAN JUDGES LEARN? he rior department has in keeping the future of the American people. Con- [}ztillie and Fred Sandberg, Oso, | years.—Plorence Peterson, 918 2 MUCH INT) sider its duties ju The secretary of the interior is the guardian of the oe — nba - Dear Unele Jack} @ son BRT, 1%, to47 tadgen are resvonsive to progressive publte ovin:|| People’s rights in: | ASKS FOR ACARD. FROM BURTON, WASH. |!10i0 "Vids very meh keep oe Gn the court of appeals of New Y PUBLIC LAND, IRRIGATION PROJECTS Dear Une Jack I am inter. Dear Uncle Jack: My papa bas|in it. So at last I haves i eran this enait, ¥ maber, which decided New York MINES RECLAMATION SERVICE josted in the Star Circle a ould|taken The Star for about three] join and I would like very 4 oe eo eer elaaman's ofepemmetion law compubeery it EDUCATION rs Mt hd . +. [very much like to join v youlyears. J am interested in the Star jyou to send me 4 mem! aun é aétitan, becanes it would take perty from on UCATION INDIAN AFFAIRS ns me a membersbij card? Il am/|Cirele, I w ould very much Iike to}I am in the industrial class § : Ployers unconstitutionally. Also that if they br it COAL LAD NATIONAL PARKS j10_ years old and am in the 4th join if you would please send me @/Columbia sebool and am 1 q art ere wih Tae eccrea. tight of & bens pe « PARKS krade—Elsie Schwarzwaider, 5105 1 vership card. I am 18 years | old —Vivian Bettanini, 4728 commit s ie hw t MI wR WATER POWER |K one place. |of age —Mamie Gush, Bu Wn. | south. Re New Yor Asse 54 law, The Ca ALASKA i —-—- ee = — _ the canners working weak women and little tren You have said. Mr. Presid tat you % } : Pr ae | JOSH WISE SAYS: omeone else which, carefully followed, wi ' Bours a day, as told by Mary Hoyle O'Re \ ; : 4 1 want the advice of the public in the mat- Buying flowers for a girl. enable any man to pass Tatiated againat. and 0 , s lawyers on f th r ter of choosing your cabinet is | — gentleman, : Geond of which . he ; : Sri ee he Re + | “Dunk — Fride-| Olaf on his organ First, never ei ie , , Be eta ie ao tae ia in at ) are earnest in y fesire to ser ve the people, all of the people; if you have a | much denounces! With just one pipe would play; But always pe hours of contract labor “doe t abridge etvil tberty,” but the real desire to emphasize your progressivene ss, to show you are in tune wi ve spirit of |} IE as Malas ME igaghe! cgeag ily ape apt served, saying as you eat interest of the welfare of * ty A just and sensible ruling But the times: if you © recogni a i z . E as a frost. He The pipe was made of clay one, “I never tasted oe eee tas comes jolene who mace Bidrranen Mere h mes; i ican recognize y ur biggest opportunity, remember this | says it collects on | and at the end of the meal m earlier decisions, Have they ed anything since? It will be Inter For secretary of the interior: Nothing that looks like Ballingerism | ee Tie tee Sie eae eS dee ae d 4 esting to know } . - . is bs : r 'y same as a express BY Miss TILLIE TURK have eaten 60 heartily.” 4 nothing that tastes like Ballingerism, nothing that stinks like Ballingerism. company. Fact o’ No man, no matter what kind Da act tusk a ‘ . 4 th’ matter, mot of soap he uses, or how high a around your neck as though aN even Uncie Sam_ collar he wears, can hope that were about to havea omnaael : i is chump enoygh| the sandpaper on his neck will Tie it around your head ike | 8 | to take a chance be unobserved if his table man- | a shawi, it will protect your sare rs 3 | with Dunk.” ners are defective. On the and enable you muck : q Do you note the growing Importance of Uncle Sam's postoffice other hand, Dun and Bradstreet | s<eavinestion as wot apa : ‘feaches all sorts of rascals, Inctadiag the get-rich-quick and | thes geed table.vanengre witl.;|. "Be nec tas ee : 4, through violation of the mails. He reaches the | Many folks think themselves! thing It miight be ane an | though you wort Eo ; through his parcel post, incidentally doing quite a| FROM DIANA’S DIARY Wirt evangellat In town It's | Clevet when they're only making a! axiom. “The velvet neck bares out of a leaky boat. ; ering the cost of living. His counsel before the money | . imal, 9 a little risky to print items of this |9°0 wag its tail itself at the soup plate.” | If the bread is just out ; OF proposes to regulate stock exchanges. those eleKAnt| Wigg Dillpickies Tries Desperate! y to Collect @ Debt Contracted by | ‘ni! gags oD egh sone tnapbad your reach, Go Os lay tions D p08 e reg weet a Triumphant Standard Bearer During the Last C But it happened several years ago, Misdirected Energy. | tions for properly handling ev- neighbor or a waiter to and r experte business men strongly that the empqineet ~ | A Pallard host found bie party Buying flowers for a girl when, ery implement and eating the it. Spear it with your postoffice department for adopt the telephone and telegraph bust had cleaned him up, as far ea hoses {ZOU are dead sure sho will marry) hundreds of different things | which will eeate eae Bess. We bave an attempt by the postoffice department to regulate change was concern: He brought |7°" | that one encounters between guests to think you : the newspapers. We also have postal banks, down three hundred shares of stock|. —27'n8 flowers for a girl when| soup and nuts. .! can only hope the regular army ané Only a decade ago, we looked upon the postmaster-general merely ff a company just starting in|Zou-ste dead sure she will marry! to give a few general rules, | the bayonet exercises, Seattle. Don't mind my playing these, |boys, do you?” he asked | The “banker consented to give jabout $40 worth of chips for the whole lot Some short time later seven gentiemen left, carrying the 300 shares @s a fellow who handled the matis Today, he is prosecutor, expres# man, and banker, with chances of becoming our guardian angel in changes. % to promise at things for us, too. Uncle seems able gs through the postoffice department that he is unable to lities. As postmaster he puts the govern inimum of squealing about business not) be, It's Decause the postal service | jal rs for none. If we were! -d to suggest that Uncle's postal} ermits no competition with it by g which he has always been ess as letter carrier, expreasman grapher and telephone manager? to do th @o through other instru ment in business, with Being a function of governmer Ma per se is for the whole peo with @ rank Soclalist, we would be @ervice is satisfactory becaus Private corporations, a mat } @xceedingly jealous If Uncle is a # i and banker, why not as transporter, te That was several years ago. No wonder the gentleman's consctence hurt him when he happened through @ local broker house Mon 1 saw the stock quoted at able above a hundred. terday's marine WESTERN AV. commis | page head @ditor’s mail on the 14th, signed |of profit claimed by h t aimed by him by over privileges and coming, now reason art felt sad, This was th A suspieion hit me lke a brick, help you plan your hou: ®. Pretty good reason why ithe won't load much. 4 Governor's litte party in Olympia se ood reason ¥ last Wednesday night. Did you phould be shed. ! lose your ticket, Olivia? ne IT 18 estimated that if all the ry raniin bx eS eee AND NOW the elty counc >) hot a " in the Batka amp Olivia says perhaps Lister didn’t to visit this probe = ethods “ the W T ‘ “+ : o S on dled” list = her. Darn you, Hoennery; ay. produce trust poks a t would at the you're always saying stuff like that. ee ; ‘ & | 1 cDoe, Mason says business ts awful an 4 0 ummer = : JRKEY trot at the inaug dead with him! Note—Doc, is the ' e / = . red pow cm and | SEATTLE WON'T have a » harbor CHIVALROUS CHARLES. along the to do with Portland to ory ct t A new conductor on the James & sectiona 8 down n the thought of being shaken ou st. ling took a nickel fare from a out ern # THE LONGEST ™ Shee ia kee Ge ae ab ti ah eke oe m4 } : r enough to have to ge itt Phank you.” , . | fhe quickest way there—sure, tele-| regular way. He was instantly discharged Whose route is replete be ; grams from 8 ancisco W re o with Americas most t fruit gro “g ; ot) acre al nal ig om) Ran a The Sat 7 hi i Hl qu as he lots of de a i OREGON 18 now trying to show against Mexican and Florida| “ato, It wan red In fen” magnificent rivers, 9 ae Saree eis ative ix the Ghecaten + “SAI thane | < fs oe mountains, valleys—to P Limited é | Tee eee ts aur | cua aronud avery labon Of HAHAHA! LAUGHED THE CORPSE, “HA-HA-HA!" Paronomastically, the above is|'a land that is perpet- J 7 | Stag the goods 3 g ee aa cae Young lady,” said the baggage | ©°°4: therwise, rotten ually radiant with sun- @ Or one of two i m2 sip edging up to me and gently A Grdblars 1m Spendecneiey shine and steeped in f™ fine trains will j — a the new off the wreath, “You're in hand the sweet fragrance 2 ge i ssman-elect | that box is empty 7 | Hariea grance of ug a most pleasant . M i way to Wash- | don him. I was dazed, were: : re oO! r vacation, n without surrendering, His |Confused, horror-stricken Warm days — and G 1 trip th Jexit was drama ; Just then the train caller bel balmy nights will bring Z Los Angeles a | i Th t 1 t t When they brought that box ont |!owed out | a ecreatio: - A ‘ Editor The Star: Kindly permit)in the profits of their employer Morgle's. undertaking parlors| “T-r-r-rain to Washington, All a recreation and rest. ee return, good for me to say a few words in rey 10 In orde maintain bis quota 4 told me Mockhiser waa dead, | *oar-r-rd!” | | «et us give you Cal- <fal months, ith stop | ifornia literature and *One of the Victims” in which the jof his ownership of the tools of pro tt my hopes, And Thad brought |! rushed into the train shed, I Advanced rates charged by den upon the public by advancing | yy sed poten avn pons orig end, | Mockhiner’s close the nae who Ph | trip. fH sale at reduced quick repai oe sho He he price @f the article produced hat if he was an ingrate, why |coming away from the train, which i the work in those shops If such 1s true, do you not feel that cot ct pursue him go|¥8# already moving out. Two of & union and made the uF attack upon the wor WAS | rolentlonsly nto the point of them I remembered having been mands, w h resulted price ¢ t only Anjust but wholly uncalled g guard to keep him from pallbearers, On the observation | vepair work advancing 25 per cent, /f Again, if the workmen ow S eiin away from the office |Platform stood Mockhiser waving As @ result of this rash act of the the machinery, they he legal | jaf » say er rticul , ee skers? Well, seize was over, |® farewell. He saw me. Workers, he says, they themselves |particular case, they have a legal remy, corp “Hahaha!” laughed the corpse. “Ha-ha-he Death was the only thing that could areas much to blame for the high |right to set any price they may|iave made me release my vigiance gest of living a# any other cause.|choose upon thelr product, and it| 1 le does t ostate, bh r,|you were in their place you would} tet, “1 Bo: nf. qhether the workers owned the|likely do just as they have done,}_UUt | determined that I would do — fools in the shops or were oniy!Porsonally, those men are not to[0me graceful act. I would lay a Women Must Have employes. If the latter, in all|blame, for the trouble lies in..our scp h on h , ge They sald they | ji pst pease of fairness he should have[economle form of government} ™°"® ‘#king:the box to help at. times, if they would avoid fated what wage they were re-|which permits the prigate ownap {100m and evidemtly t | ! A Selving "before the advance, ateo|ship of Industries apd the explagims| 80108 to be whipped. 1 went to a headaches, backaches, lassitude, What he meant by the expression{of men, women and children for| {Tt and bought ® $2 wreath and extreme nervousness, The really THE END, “the usual demands.” Is it not | profit. page the by axis i superior remedy for the possible that those. workers wh a The box was there tn the bag- ped | Sie teers’ vere rendtv ne! o> W.C. T. |gage room when I arrived out ot | Known the world over and tested a) Beenele:t wage to supt hon FEMININE VANITY breath, I laid the wreath on ft| through three generations—is pee A Li @elves and those dependant upon | ly Snail—Is my house on|and stood awhile gn @hought. “How . The telephone, pole is 500 feet and by uniting they were able|* , Mr. Bugg? fleeting is fortal hope,” 1 mused from the rock th the road. The force their employer to give| |. ——-- Just at this time he was going to auto scraped the pole at 2:30 A. M. ares a trifle more of inl er ecye, making farcel post me train ied Waihington, leav e eo the rock at the same eaith they created? Whith would | ottems—yes? ing his troubles behind. Now he PILLS " < o ” ect, me: eduction * 4 lifeless ol bout to b: “ At what street f i CIRY TICKET OFFICE, 7 cc : > SRATTLE S#ffoct, mean an equal reduction’ Dance at Dreamland tonight, **¢|to some cemetery.” ee blue Seam. al coats emer PAMREGED cokten ne nae Yold earrwhere fe boxes 10:.. 26,| to stop at Pioneer Square? : ssc SSENGER AGENT. PHONE MAI OREGON-W@$HINGTON STATION, FOURTH AVENUE AND JACKSON