The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 16, 1913, Page 4

Main 9706, ITE OF NRWEE TERS wed wire news lee of the Laited your 8836. @ACeTIRE play a hitewith the “Was the eception was a blow to Just now the word “progressive” is so much in fashion VERY TRUE and is being claimed as a political trade mark by so many] + “Turkish rugs will be searce this year and various groups of people that, perhaps, we qught to Wart" Fone ng oug C r or at the word mean e Greeks have nocke Pause long enough to find out what sgaay cat Ot toate First let us tell what a progressive = Vilke % 4 " : MORE LIKE IT yet o mecerenns “LT hear that Miss Scadhunter ts Sweet isn’t a progressive onguged to that immensely rich old Stevens isn’t a progressive. Mr. Bllligaron more work ’ o “upiad.” These three state sigan are political swindlers. They] «tt looks more like the work of election, but they voted with the ]cupldity.” posed as progressives befor: standpat republicans and tl the old and un-American house rules Speaker to appoint all committees and to shape or stifle legis- MODELED FROM NATURE “Why do you have your bread fm such long, slender loaves?” “That's the correct shape for the ataff of life, sir.” re cowed democrats to perpetuate rules which empower the lation at his czar-like pleasure. A progressive isn't one whose progrestiveness 1s limited NO COIN—NO CURE to deeds of mouth. He isn’t a has-been from any of the old] ,, sorter discharged him,” ed? parties who is looking for a new lift toward the crib >; broke.” A PROGRESSIVE, WE SUBMIT, IS A CITIZEN WHO WANTS AND IS PREPARED TO FIGHT FOR HIS SHARE OF THE GOOD THINGS OF LIFE—AND NOT AN ATOM MORE. ALSO, THE TRUE PRO- GRESSIVE WANTS EVERY OTHER CITIZEN TO HAVE HIS SHARE, TOO HE NOT ONLY WANTS JUSTICE AND EQUALITY IN THE AFFAIRS OF MEN, BUT HE IS ANXIOUS TO DO HIS PART TO- WARD MAKING THAT KIND OF A DEAL POSSIBLE. Think bi will find it a useful spirit level by which to political Possibly, before ae other political snides calling them Gertie, she took music lessens, Learned a lot o' tur Got so smart, she's now waltress} A poor little girl in rags and bare feet was along the pavement but no! story is too sad to tell oy This = Mise Dillpickies Tries Desperate! a Triumphant Standard Bear it over, asure pretensions. Selves “progressives” will fall as pitifully short of true pro @ressivism as Gilkey, Sweet and Stevens have done Measure them. Remember them. And at some future time, when opportunity offers, punish them with the con tempt that honest folks feel for Cheats COARSE WORK, HAY! Li'l Marion Hay, the feller that used. to be governor, put one over on Govrenor Lister Wednesday. Note that swan song he warbled to the legislature be fore he flitted to the oblivion of private life? Regular pro gressive platform, it was Never suspected this Hay person of having any progres Bive blood in his standpat veins, did you? Neither does any body els« All the time he was gov@mnor he worked at standing pat asa “side line.” He was so busy standing pat that the folks at home decided it, so they put another man in to do the governoring. Then he woke up, but "twas too late to do anything A regular standpatter would have folded his tents and departed silently, but not Hay. Nothing regular about Marion! He armed himself with the fire out of the governor-elect’s inaugural speech for use in his own farewell And he did it to the queen's taste, indorsing the presi- dential primary, pensions for mothers, abolishment of the to let him spend all his time at party circle from the ballot, use of the public schools for social centers and all the other good things which the people Iv, ' Want. Now I am sure of it, | BUT SAY, HAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU WORK |, Confresemanolect’ Ukiah | T. Mockhiser is hiding at Morgly’s FOR A FEW OF THESE THINGS WHILE YOU WERE WORKING 24 HOURS A DAY AT THAT GOVERNORING JOB? undertaking establishment it ‘* the kind of undertaking establishment where the proprt etor is a good fellow and lets his) friends use the backroom as a sort | of a quite clubhouse when it ten't) occupied by @ remains of the de NOT EVEN THE OCEANS. ceased. This is where Mockhixer is keeping himself secluded to} escape paying his honest political You have been thinking that the great oceans of the| bts until he can run off to Wash ington, Aad he is going as soon earth were free; that, while concentrated wealth had shackled|as he can, I hear. lands a sroducts : ie SES Armed with my petition for of the lands and the products of the lands, somehow, the great] qoa"P iste nants ail day to. seo deeps still belonged to God and man. But you were mis-|him go in. I was going to flash it} The oc are ‘al : i on him and hold him by the coat taken The oceans are ruled by * monied aristocracy but,| inet he gave me his word he wonld simply, you didn’t know it. That’s all. see about getting,me appointed to Witnes P ey i tt vittee | Something. But he did not come Nitnesses before the H. suse merchant marine committce | iiong, although I thought 1 saw his | swear that a combination of British and German lines con-|auto stop down at the corner, I was going to call myself beaten for| trol the ocean and that managers at London are able to direct! tii, tine, until | went around into| the course of trade at will |the side alley and looked through The combinatio: ap = . id ja window. There in the coffin ; Th mbination maps out the waters and when aniversrcom was Mockhiscr ser indepetident attempts to do business, sends a “fighting” ship|rounded by his boon nions hat -garticular territory, re ” ’ © making merry at playing into that particular territory. It is this “fighting” ship's md shdek oak the mission to carry stuff at rates low enough to kill off the} » bunch was as gay as possible titi | the circumstances, Some meererition ae kidding Mockhi And they suggest that Britain and Germany sit in a that dame t that shal ll us how te fe « ! kh?” asked on court tha all tell us how to run our canal! Do you owe Sie nek al? é F Te casa : : She came near ing you this + TAFT won't let his comp- TAFT is the great civil ing.” laughed another troller of currency fu the| service reform president. Took " nid =Mockhise but 1 “4 | ' aw her fir b around money trust investigators cer-| him only four years to put | tt way b tein in it the! 61.599 ; Not only that might ‘act to do t for t at ther Haein 4 the peop it becor more — jan flockh I'm not a and if t. to] JUDGE ;: ed ig|* tan @ reso! pon a safe an ine} fee fr and ,|to n of it 4th bride as { ae I A T I ue = ” it av h 1 SAN FRANCISCO daily " ge] neer | ers of t ( t P | mun AUTOMOBILE r n fightir “ mot le | tended ta t . rject he Good! The t t t at|! ‘ ght « t “The j that I’xpo I t i . tevenge.” | . utility b1 owned ryn! «,, 5 | by the | "TAYLOR says the progres-| if f sives are on®the wrong side of e | the fence, and the progr ivel THE attorney general says! ¢, Tayl 7 J g ral S$ay8!say ‘Taylor—well, t two the Olssen citizenship case| viewpoints, that’s al! ° must be heard again ho'll} é ° ‘ ‘ 1 | é monkey with the buzz saw} MORRIS HOGUE @: this time—Howard? {himself at Los Angele | : 7 jhis Christmas necktie 0 STRIKINGQarment makers! is it realized how strong the} Sy/~ : | " are not engaged in peace|temptation is in a Christmas|when you are pA@ving cord work | necktie Because Fred told © 1 must show iy band FROM DIANA’S DIARY BY FRED SCHAEFER There in the Coffin Wareroom Was Mockhiser Surrounded by Hie Boon Companions. | BNonina, SEPIOUS | DEEP HUMOR FOOLISH FELLOW @ “Thin® ther any ginoney in gambling?” & “That's where most of mine went.” ° Do you #ay.rix and five are ten, or six and five ja ten? | Both are right, yet neither ts | correct | NEWPORT resident found $25,000 in bills and advertised it, but nobody has claimed the | trifle, A PAINS JUDGE In fixing a hue land's Hability for his wife's bills, iture for dress should not be than the family paid for rent more ACROBAT in Trenton prison tried to escape by climbing the lightning rod. He got the hook rn | CAMIERIDOR. The MWarvarad “Mr. ‘Policeman, have you seen! union has introduced old John Har my doll?" |vard to hia first official cabaret “No, little girl, I haven't | show Note—This joke Is just as funny if you read it without looking at the picture. What's the difference between a rabbit and a raitroad train? One makes tracks on the run and He—Why won't you marry me? Percival, I shall tell mother She He—Do you refuse to answer? | Welcome, old friend; you are not She—I gave my answer, but the forgotten! type setter wouldn't fill it tn = a “Postmaster Kainit of teysport ain't exactly contented with th’ parcels post. He says he gave up a retail grocery busin. to take an cas job, and now it wore ‘of it.” y to Collect a Debt Contracted by ‘er During the Last Campaign THE ghost In John Kellerd’s “Hamtet” has walked to Lud- low st. jail, Alimony case. MILWAUKEE. automobiles, with the agereg value of more than $1,500,000, we: on exhibition at the annual auto | mobile show here today WOODROW WILSON will wear a spread ¢ and an American shield for a stickpin when he becomes president. | As president of Princeton he wore the Princeton seal, and as governor of Now Jersey he wore the state coat of arms. Editor: Will you kindly tell me what has become of the old-fashioned woman Who wouldn't allow any music in the how on Sunday except pealm-singing ? Who thought “play-acting” was an invention of the devil? Whose Rose of Sharon band pleced quik took the prize every year at the county fair? Who knew how to dress a bog and make “head meat’? Who made apple butter In a cop per kettle over a wood fire in the back yard? Who always hung her dishpan and broom outside the house, beside the kitchen door? Who served four kinds of ple and three kinds of cake for dessert? I have not seen her in this neigh- borhood, What has become of her?——L. K. Answer: We don't know. ere The hero climbs with hose in hand, The ladder sways and rocks; When from the street somebody yells, “Hey, there, put on your sockel” PRESIDENT YUAN, in a statement, asserts that Chine will pay all ehe owes. There wae a suspicion that with the government edict for a change in costume to western drese the = tailor would get the money. CRUEL FATE Boys’ Suits and Overcoats Broken and Blouse lines of Boys Shirts and Knee Pants at Half Price .” = iy an Visit Boys’ Department fo “Oy iy other special on He oat ~ ers gnd Legging J.Redelsheimer &.Co. Ho © you know By the thie FIRST AND COLUMBIA io 7 al wit ara0 and more! Five bundred)| bed | held that a woman's annual expends the other makes runs on the track. ) ha ot| FE 2 Seattle’s First Police Chief Tells of Men Hanged in Pioneer Square SURBER. EX-CHIEF On his farm in Laureth at the north end of Lake Washington which he took up as a homestead in 1861, lives “Unele Joe rber eattle’s first chief of police. ‘The, - burden of his years rests lightly om Uncle Joe's shoulders He's 78 ke 60, and acts Ike 50 He's still got a bone-brutsing grip and a hearty laugh, and his eye| ghts up Uke a bo calla the days when Seattle youngster. He days. where he when he was a in his barn. so many hundreds of times. Joo yesterday noods, My poltc expertences junior offis boy is a suffergette, but he says the female suffergettes is bugs singe) be see as was in one chief ‘Well, we likes to talk about those old Seated on a ke could look out over the }lake, across which he has paddled Uncle of those | s re tilts wo the tide it at night. You know aif was tide flats then. 1 tsag to wit in the jail in the evening lo® of times. and shoot ducks from the windok.® ° In thone days « jue on coma go under | that » had to get pretty drunk in order to be put ig jail. The boys uged ta come ig from the mills, or if there was @ ship in the bay the sallof woulg row ashor d get drunk, but I fet them lone pretty much. So § didn’t anake an arrest for over two mon it. Hut one night two sailors, whe had benn drinking in Al Sherman's ime, place, at First and James, ran owt 7 of money, and wa ore oo, & Al wouldn't give itt ‘teen so thas | threw Al out and took pow 4 Al Lunted up the patrol om the beat and told him about i Ue The patrolman found (he sergeant, the sergeant notified the captain, and the captain told the chief, 7% we all went down, Al and I When I got there those sallgfg) feeling fine. ‘Come on ont, 1 told them y replied by thro wing bottles at me. I grabbed my belaying pin and waded in. MURDERERS HANGED+ |IN PIONEER SQUARE Half an bour later the jail nei its firet two prisoners. Those prie oners w the curiosity and prid of the town. Everybody went fod the next morning to look at th | Their trial brought ont the whole i population. It was a big thing, and lwhen Charley Egan cleared his | hroat and sald, ‘Ill fine you both quietness fa that history | 25,’ there was dew the room, for all knew was being made “it was in 1882 that the first I didn’t have many Things were| murder occurred. That was 4 mighty lot different then. Hold-| when young Reynolds, George robberies, murders, we dign't| his name was, was shot by Bill have atthe was @ pre small! Howard and Jimmie Sullivan. ac that was in 1866, you know It wae on the night of January the few people who were| 17, They held him up and here were so busy carving a home| killed him. and fortune out of this wilderness “The men were tried next hat they just paturally had to be| morning before Judge Coombs, good found guilty and taken out and But we we tting to b hanged the same afternoon on proud of ov xo we a pole between two maples we'd have » department. 1 * next door to Yesler’s house in was elected, chief, captain, ser- what is now Pioneer square. geant, all the patrolmen, and, by} “Once in a while I go down town vosh, the purity squad, too. and visit police headquarters. Its SHOT DUCKS FROM a great sight to me. All those unt the system, and ma- windows OF JAIL. formed men, “v yullt a Jat! down at Second |chinery of the modern police de v. and Mill et We called it Mill partment When | hark back to then—it's now Yesler way.|the days when I was the whole j Phat was a great jail. We bullt it force, 1 tell you I feel pretty é ut ot four-by-eighta,’ ond stuck ito a s “four by-clght : Best Short op STORIES of the Day DISASTROUS DISASTER A large fire took place last night, ‘as was evidenced by the flames The night was dark, and so the name of the building could not be seen. It is believed a great many pee ple were burned to death. Bat their names can't be learned, be — cause they are all dead. F The destroyed building was lo” cated on a side street, the name of — which {fs missing from the lamp) post. The owner of the bullding he doesn't remember ny, Jan. 15 but them |has ever tried to get In touch + suffergetios are Pt with one of them Sth avenoo per- ba yt oo - ae e 4 now get me steven, 1 aint/#ou# knows there's only one| 45?" Nothing Serious, the Saar’ hooking the suffergette idea, 1) you write a nice letter, . itor said: “Yes, it was a great ier : cxrrecetae myself a ing just what you would like, fire.” ape { @ womans jot aD “per is abt to. vee gota ° 4 mark it “personal,” and send UNCALLED-FOR KINDNESS— _ if vot, why not ané then the person's privit} —Running a friend's auto jook at the bums and yeggs|seckertary opens tt and reads it | OVer town to keep the water in and souseo that helps to eleckt/and chucks it into the waist |"@diator from freezing. our presadents baskit —Flicking the dust off the I and then look at the fine,| the suffragettes thought they |! ® kind-hearted man's coat. node} women that runs our|could beat that game by going|.,_, Assuring a lady you've b homes and bosses our husbands/and calling at the homes of the “iting down all day, that and saves our to way about the offi holders nor nuthing by golly, suffergette telling they silly about was it wasent stuff, boxes trane, there | vert any hor | thought \avenoo t Pxlltor itorial Do: ing pointed ® u briet ple ons of under my predece 1905-6-7 1060 and 1056 n they some here i laws am speech what feeling nol making a r insted the none of that putting glue trying y woul fn thelr cause the point to the milyenatres boddy The ty short article headed this OKO aw tof operating was, in fram bill, and urg t ‘ t H. &. COLLIER tar: °1 wa: ‘ no, ert 1 @ you of King my ar@ efficiency ir taken from the rec office, which may be wny citizen at any time e number of employees sor for the years 1908, was 991, 997, My term, the nd_ 1912, wagy 862 thi how n the suffergettes: like milyenaires inglish letter |in soclety, to wreok to on to get town In thi the a d A Chance for money, and every- thing, and aint got a durn thing the ot suffer gettes pulled off down here when! particklerly m milyenaires 80 of them they went to about 20 houses/ and rung the door bells did or milyenairesses no, it 4) mrs thank goodness our dames | and aint as crazy as that they con- | Sth} | harmless next/ringing 5th avenoo doorbells and ; [saving hello to a bunch of butlers SOUTHERN WATERS that johny LOS AN S, Jan. 16.—] a Audh butlers and the well, te SICK. HEADACHE, TONGUE COATED? You're bilio: You have athrob-,to harsh pl : that irritate an@ bing sens n your head, a bad |injure. R ibe at your #ouf taste in your mouth, your eyes hurt, | dixordere 1 tom lacy liver and your skin is yellow with dark rings | clc 1 bowels can be quickly under your e your are | cl ed and regulated by nos pa No wonder you feel ugly,| with gentle, thorough Cascarets; © mean and {lh red, Your system t box wi ee r is fulleof bile and constipated waste |cloar and mak Pre! cheerful not properly 1 A off, and what! and bully for months, Get Cascarete you need is a ning up inside, | ngw—-wake up reft ed—feel Hke Don't nu 2 dillous, con-|doing a good day's work—meke atipated nuisance to yourself and! yourself pleasant and usefM@i, Clea® those who love you, and don’t regortiup! Cheer up! ° haven't far to go, and that you joy reading the advertisement after she has signaled the conduct or ten times her intention of get ting off. CROSS OF HONOR FOR TITANIC HERO WASHINGTON, | Jan. 16 tain Arthur H. Rostron, format commander of the steamship pathia, which rendered herole to the survivors of the Titanic aster last Aprtl, is today awa a cross of honor by the Ameri Cross of Honor. KILL WHALE IN they went, about 1-2 a dozen they see any milyenatres gentle they seen reader, they did ingtish butlers 19 and one french parlor maid must have been a great nite for mrs. astor and vanderbilt and mrs, carniggy all the rest was all out least, that was what the 19 parlor maid said let the dear girls go to it ‘t know of no more nice, ladylike amusement than docked at the Beach building yard, a 35-foot whale is tracting hundreds of tourists, was killed by a whaler Friday a hard fight, and towed to the @F dock =— under my predecessor, that we changed the method OOM be § for years 1905-67 and 1908 was/checking the county treasurer Iie Why §: 44; my term for years 1912, providing for a large yeatly 909-1011 and 1912 was $28 2 he auditor's office ig YOU ; cut saving the tax isis of $58,000, per yeah jm Chat ; t ‘ « to be done, verage yearly ase — lvel; $61,702 82. € was i This ts the largest saving, by far on ' Be Y any county office in the|ing my term was a In addition he concrete saving) Very truly yours, I have referred to lad to state OTTO A, CASE IT’S YOUR LIVER! 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