The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 9, 1913, Page 4

reese t { THE SEATTLE STAR _ — Phonet Priv Exchange Main ovo RruWHET Le ave oF NEW « service of the t OnS-claae matter six mos. $1.80 achnoge Main 1400 postotfloe an se © per mon. up to six year Star Pubdjeniog € We have heard rumors from time to time of things in the life of John D. Rockefeller which wotld make the ordi nary man unhappy. Attempts at kidnapping, patrols of armed guards, ev ery evidence of great loneli ness, and some of a reign of terror, have been heard among the the great magnate’s wonderful principal ity in the Pocantico Hills. Now Frank Rockefeller, his brother, that John D. lives in “a regu lar hell,” He has his old have become the associates of echoes from we have the word of few friends, Even business associates others, He is lonely, and he is always afraid, Just how does his life differ from that of the traditional miser, who lived only for his gold, gloated over his strong boxes, and died in want? Is not John D. Rockefeller really in want? In want of Most of the things which make the average old man or old woman happy? Frank Rockefeller says he is. It is worth while to try to get at the reason for the excesses, the vagaries and the life wrecks—considered from the normal man’s standpoint—of our abnormally rich men @nd women. Do these queer doings, these Harry Thaw cases, these Corey and other divorces and remarriages, and the thousand similar things form of more or less « these dog parties, thes penses mean a rather pa “the lost pleasures which the o through an industrious Is happiness to be found Frank Rockefeller’s test There is a which get to the world’s cars in the edible gossip dances thest monkey dinners, ex tic struggle for compensation for orgiastic and inflated linary man takes as he goes life? and humble in riches ny seems to be that it Is not growing class of rich people who do not be Hieve that the game is worth the can These are firmly Convinced that the millionaire is a bad thing, and that mil! fonairism is a bad disease for him who has it There is hope for the world in the new attitude of such men, and in @s the truth stated by widely understood WHO SAID EFFICIENCY? In December, 1912, congress unseated Charles C, Bowman, fepresentative from the Penn the ground that corr: November, 1910. He for one year and nine that he was never enti Talk about the “1! the administration of justice! body which MAKES OUR as this Bowman case? the prospect that their numbers will increase Frank Rockefeller bett and more Eleventh ylvania district ices were used . on in his election in t pr has drawn his salary as congressman months, although congress now finds » the seat delays” and the expensiveness of Vhat can LAWS furnishes st we ex] t, when the h an example A trial is being held in the United State with much pomp and « Judge Archbald of the « are sitting as judges and juror quorum present. When con jury, they receive smal every locked up over night for w a time. gut when the highest paid jurors whict fand are called upon to consider they $0 that they are calle to put y stead of a whole day's work, and then nearly one fail to perform even this half they have the rules of the senate fixed so that made of the absentees accompanied » 96 senators eachment t to keep a 1 mortals are sun red on a 1 1 pay and are compelled to be present moment, and, in portant criminal cases, are even s and sometir for months at k t have in the th lay’s, in- half of them lore than that, a case, hours fi in day's work ————— —— Best Short STORIES ‘of the Day Be Sure to Be Sober LOST—Overcont at Teutonic dance hall on Tuesday night, Dec Finder will please return same Z. Venasl, 801 Hape st., and re ceive reward of $6 if in good condi tion.—Advertisement in Canton, 0O., Repository When we consider John D. Rocke “But madam,” said the surgeon, | tetler's advice, “Save your pennies, after the woman had recov nv| we almost r et that we did not|« etiousness in the hospital, “why| bein saving ag a day 1,000 " | years 0 al Jone 80 we you sto vhen the « ing | i @idn't you stop when 8) would b rly ag much money policeman held up his hand? Then you wouldn't as Jobn now has. have been struc by] the automobile.” Ouch. “What! me stop when Jim Mame said the idea of her moth Maginnis holds up bis hand? aler bringing home a new husband tet you know I'm his wife, an’ he|™de b oth : fever saw the day when he ¢ fu SopRoet See ts why she: woule Whén the clink of coin r a tinklimg to you ears in th ee sma’ hours of the nigh and get hep to the dear i r rMting your loose chang “ieerine Fo the inside of your pants’ pocke don’t start a fuss, It shows your wife's getting to a financier. Mrs. A. M. Palmer cle leader of Stanford, Conn, and New York city, says th Ne ew’ are fast developing financial us, and a sign of it i the Boing through their husban pockets for loose, change And if that ‘didn’t elnch the Mater she adds Men v have much in the t which proves that they can't take care of thelr money. “Women go through bands’ pockets to take their money for them “Women do not waste the money they take from their husbands’ pockets, they spend it.” hus. ot their care A GOOD BLUFF, A busine ee ¢ man may be fn debt Honestly, if we were Mister A.| Aud eldom make a cent, and yet M. Palmer, we'd hide a bit of /A roll-top desk and telephone, Spare change out in the back'Ht cet the fellow tone, o a record is not} PHILADELPHIA, Jan, 9—Rev, Alfred Garnett Mortimer has been thrown out of the Gplegppatien Chueh, which had so greatly hon- him, and of whio® for so many years he had been one of the meet brilliant figures. immorality of s0 gross a nature that decent men would not even mention it, and involving erat women and youths, some members of the fashionable St, Mark's church of which Mortimer was for 11 years rector, was responsible for the crushing ruin that has fallen upon the gifted preacter, scholar and author, RECEIVES WOMEN IN HIS STUDY Mortimer waa constantly recely ing women and other visitora tn THE STAR--THURSD. Rector Who Received Women Visitors in His Bedroom Is were hidden, On @he Friday be fore Christmas a° woman called upon the rector and was received in bis bedroom, The unerring dictagraph told the listeners in nt what passed tn that room following Sunday woman visitor came ceived in the study anteroom, and The a “wecond She was re Qgain the merciless told the shameful story The two dictagraph records were dictagraph laid before the bishop. Ahaat with horror, he hurried to the reo tory and mfronted the gulity priest, He gave him five hours’ grace to leave the city, and under cover of night the wretched man fled FINDS WORSHIPER KNEELING AT ALTAR the beautiful rectory building at 1625 Locust at, These visitors were received In a small room ad Joining hin study sometin and sometimes in his bedroom, Sev eral complaints were made to Bishop Rhinelander, and the Rev Chas, Brooking, one of Mortimer’s curates, Is d to have been one of the complainants, although tht clergyman, who has resigned from St. Mark's, refuses to affirm or deny this. The bishop, however, could not bring himself to believe the ter rible accusations brought against so eminent and reputed saintly minis He insisted on absolute evidence, and the vestry, stirred to its depths, determined to get it Burns detectives were engaged and laid a carefully prepared trap. DICTAGRAPH TELLS STORY OF VISIT Dictagraphs were hidden In the amall room off the dy, and in the bedroom. They led basement, where SO WILL THE MORTGAGE You may shatter, you may wreck! Tho auto, if will; But the scent of the petrol WII cling to it still, “A mail-bag re-| ceived at th’ Bee- ‘sport postoffice contained a young boa = constrictor. At last accounts th’ mailbag wus! struggling vicious ly ter swalier a pasteboard . shoe) box containin’ 5/ white mice.” j | tr swore off was that he and he dida’t Hi Bar says he ne but onst and that wouldn't swear off Little Worries How long will it last this time? Heard in Vaudeville. “Didn't that man tell » much money he had? has untold wealth.” ma how Nope. He “There's a man who can paint pictures on an empty stomach “Do you believe it? Sure; he's a tatoo artist.” | “A Stacked Deck.” Mr and Mrs Monday hia} @ full hand Mau: Hall of California, Mo., has} hens which laid 1042 eggs in last year D. E. five ant Mra Pex AKES INDIGESTION 60 All Stomach Distress Quickly | Ends With “Pape’s Diapepsin.” You don't Want a slow remedy when your stomach is bad-—-or an uncertain one—or a harmful one your stomach {# too valuable; you | mustn't injure it with drastic drugs. Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its | 8D 1 in giving relief, its harmless ners, ite certain unfailing action in |regulating lek, sour, gasay | jstomachs. Its millions of cures in| tion, dyspepsia, gastritis | her stomach trouble has made it famous thé world over. | » this perfect stomach doctor in your home—keep tt handy—get ja large fifty-cent case from any drug store and then if anyone should eat something which doesn't agree with them; If what they eat Hes like lead, ferments and sourr and forms gas; causes headache dizziness and nausea; eructations of acid and undigested food—re member as soon as Pape'’s Diapep sin comes in contact with the stomach all such distress vanishes, Its promptness, certainty and case in overcoming the worat stomach disorders is a revelation to those whe try ie - json he was lost was that A reporter visited St. Mark's church yesterday afternoon, The beautiful edifice was silent who knelt with bowed head before the magnificent aitar, Dim red lights cast a faint, roseate glimmer over the features of the Man of Sorro hanging on an exquisite carved ivory crucifix, the di- vine head bent forward over the pulpit where for so many years Hie message of holiness had been preached by the brok- en and sinstained fugitive. The lonely worshiper was whose stalwart figure with toll, and the ed and knotted hands that he raised in supplication showed that his life had.been a hard and burdensome one” His whole atti was one of simple, reverent devotion The reporter tiptoed a man was bent = noftly As he reached the young atreet man y and passed out of the sacred jand to the] building Burns detectivesa fashionably dressed JANUARY 9, 1913 3 REV. ALFRED MORTIMER girl strolled by. As t reached the church the young fel low pointed to it his ¢ with ne y and whispered something in his companion’s car, and both drifted | by, sleeling guiitily. the junior Aviente Give we. tome ond qoute i} my jan my, but getting] Imad does sometimes a person! Jinto a terrible tix | | there is a judge over in Jersey | that found this out, and now he| jis very so this judge he is a goluf | fend, he plays all winter JEALOUS NATURE heeary @ay there te, and some NOT PARTICULAR A fireman is no spark for |that aint very nice | My lady's Nps are fair to 900— [aq trots wore pratty Mame'e—/ he a set of clubs that has Away with learned terms! “I couldn't keep the Ind, you see, |been given to him by some of By Jove! If they were offered me Away from other Names. |the most eellabraied gollufers in - ne whole wor REET EEX 9f SARE Mean Cuss. | that is, he used to bave the e % "i “It says here that Baltimore sur-|ciubs, but now he aint, that is a oF ke ap 4 age Sl Hr P| goons have discovered that orange| what this atorey Is about | A |blossoms may be used as an an-| the last time he went out to mated, nO CouNt,) aesthetic,” sald Mrs. Henpeck. |the links to play golluf, his! . ‘ “Ll always did believe that | was|regier caddy wasent there, and al on mchant (to clerk) — This wom {unconscious when we were marlatrange boy named willie which fad What te the matter with youlried.” remarked Mr, Henpeck—/he hadent never seen before took ? ‘“ ~ Cincinnati Enquirer his sack of clubs and started out raigh k sir; it's a matter of} habit. I used to work in a ladies’ shoe shop y a farm hand got juice. Here's @ chance government silo in districts. Doleful tke. What's going to happen on Fri day, June 18, 19137 Down In drunk on si for a new job spector in “dry Occasionally a is warmed over by widower's heart| an old flame. A woman is so crazy to spend her husband's money that if she| can't find anything else to spend ft} on she'll do it on something for bim. A man k wondering whether he w wer grow bald ull the last hair on his head is gone. * on On his farm in Port Washington, 1. L, Howard Gould has a herd of about 50 cows belonging to the smallest breed of cattle in the world, the Dexters. ms have also learned That when thetr chief returned From that Bermuda pleasure trip| He had an onion in bis grip! And many ¢ Her Rival Do you think only of me?” mu mured the bride. Tell me that you think only of he.” It's this way,” explained the groom, gently ‘ow and then t h to think of the furnace, my} | dear,”—Louisville Courier-Journal An Oklahoma man in his pocket was lost two days in New York with $10,000 for nearly One rea-| he kept But I will take my oath there are A lot who have a cheek white lead his money in his pocket | | There may be girls with marble} hearts, And still much talk may be from pique | | HAVE YOU I've never heard A man confess He likes to put On evening dress, Broken Lines of Boys’ Suits Ages 2% to 17 eorduroy. Bome pairs of trousers: At One-Fourth Off In wool and with two All Overcoats At One-Fourth Off Boys’ Wool Sweaters Sweat Conts, broken sizes 3 to 12 years At One-Fourth Off and lines, Roya’ Shirts broken lines At Half Price and Blouses, Roya’ Knee cut, good mate ° At Half Price Pants, straigh@! Soe boys’ tigre. other Hats, special values in Caps and Furnish a J.Redelsheimer & Co. FIRST AND COLUMBIA, with him | bimeby this ithe judge, very |will you please give lyour old golluf balls jare through with them don't bother me, boy, judi so after while little boy said to} polite, mister, me some of when you| says the} willie asked him | 47} agen, and he asked him about times while they was going! around the links | the judge he got madder and| madder at this kid all the time lyapping to him about the old) golluf balls | my goodness, | guess he would! jhave slew the poor child if there }had been any place to hide the/ remanes | 80 when got back to the clubhouse the kid says onect more, mister, aint you going to give me some old balls the judge had to go into |elubhouse to get a bill chang jto pay the y, and he flys into ja great rage, and he throws his| bag down on the ground and he says, take the balls! take the take everything lyou little and ake| lyourself out of my | \° of course he dident mean it all,| ljust like folks don't hardly ever| |mean what they say when they} Jare mad } but when he comes ont of, the| clubhouse little willie had] skipped off with the bag of clubs | they finelly clubs! noosanc lwhich the good kind nfin had gave him | and nobody knows ~~ where-; abouts In jersey little willie lives, | him just coming to the Mnks/ onct in a while for a job so the judge is riding all around them parts of the country in a taxicab, whenever he has a afternoon off, looking for willie | All Fixed. | We got a hard winter coming, 4 the pessimist Well, I got a peck of coal and} half a bam in the cellar,” chirped the optimist “Let ‘er com Washington Herald whi INEXORABLE TRIPLES. Wise folks the greatest things may | | plan To ald this world so big and old— | | And yet they cannot soothe the ma | Who has a toothache or a cold, Hut the giggle did wide. Humbly he. knelt before the let, th image of his Creator, " <= oe PORTLAND, OR PORTLAND, OR crippled, Jim Edwards, beggar, getting which leg was supposed to be with his right leg dragging, HUSKY A OAKLAND, CAL, caught @ burglar in her home. until he yelled for help percuted Mr. Burglar down the front steps SANTA CRUZ-HIS his water pipes frozen, A hur damage LOS ANGE gold fish bow! n cracked glass and LONDON pews, Rev, W Yorkshire. His cos LOS ANGELES.—A. C. r the house as a. proper place to challenge Jim Jeffries to fistic combat. Jeff sot decision ciferc challenged v ely commodated One lamps in the Chicago papers was there women. that a policen charged for kiss v4 do the Chicago officials expect policeman to kiss? The average woman won't be con-| tent with the ballot; she will want a proper voting costume Puck nom, ous [scan little story of golluf player who lost his temper—by offis boy he ought to have learned lesson about getting sill t am = afrade willie he will again lose not penetrate to the ears of the kneeling man tn who has EIGHTEEN ams from Chicago to Peru said a well dressed stranger in the Rock Island offices, as he HOUSE D. d pan after pan of fresh milk on the flames. two promising DISCOURAGED BY HAVING TO PREACH TO EMPTE] Ball Wright is missing from his home at Osbaldwiclyy t was found on the RAMSEY CHOSE BARNEY OLDPIELDS mad, when he finds his temper | rooms at lowest rates at johny the repentant his sine be as promised to that, “though YEARS AGO I RODE Ile, 1 want to THAT HIS LEFT LEG lowed to go by the police hurt He was gathered in immediately. ND PUGILISTIC MKS. J. She left Jabbed, right crossed an ATCHING FIRE, AND Houg Fire out and FRED GORDON FORGOT TO LEAVE ¥ fire when he retired. Result, a lump of young fishes frapped bank of the River Ouse. wasn't prese’ dis-| What! a ping. Different. Upgardson—Some men wil your throat for 75 cents. Atom surgeon that opened my win also.— | bone | Tribune. fetler at home. Almost a Poultry Affair Alfred Hensfetter, Albert Ej at Calumet, Primghar, la, Times. WAR DEPARTMENT is vertising for 20 goate—not outgoing on the grass at Fort ton and drive off the a good| toes. but MODERN ginus, Eighth and Virginia, ‘Westlake. Elliott 803. 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