The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 3, 1913, Page 4

eo THE STAR- Oh-h! Terrible! Fight on Between P., A, and DoE., All Over Pretty Natalie Alt The dramatic editor of The © Star t# in bad with the press agent for “The Quaker Girl,” at the Metropolitan, started a row with (> press agent and Natalie Alt, prim yuna of the show don't speak. The P, A. is at the D. HB. because of row with the prima donna, P. D. ts sore at the P. A. and sore at the D, EB. because she ts sore at the P. A It started Thursday. The P, A. breezed, in to seo the D. EB. ‘Got a Bood story for you,” he sald, “This little lady, Nat alle Alt, our star, you know, is the most superstitious thing you ever saw, Why way, it's flerce. Talk about your medieval superstitions! She's got ‘om all backed off the Wiel, postoffica as second -cla: ‘ou =. $1.80 Tall, out of cliy, Ble per mon. up to elx ny ix iy lished Dally by The Star Publishing Co. Phone: Kachange Main 400, In the ordinary business of life industry can do anything that genius can do and very many things which it cannot,—Beecher. H@e is a cance for the doctors. The medical p¥fession has had its share of muckracking Fi for the last few years. You hear much of the term “medical | i trust,” quackery and the like, Many thousands are turning} i Christian Science. Many @ther thousands are seeking the) je Toad to health by healthisms not recognized by the regular medical fraternity. Perhaps it’s because the doctors have been sticking to fie bysiness of making money and the cure of their own particular cliente, Perhaps they have shown too little mel > | ws men le unfolded tho interesting WONDER HOW HE KNEW. THE GLOOMY View. yarn. The D. B. listened and ; Wirectly for aid, bearing with them incidental fees ‘ In writing the short story,” sald| First Pesstmist—1 ‘nt it, sif,] yuage—Are you innocent or| wondered After he got i Suppose the doctors clean hodge. There is a King County }the editor to the Hterary aapirant,/and I repeat it: Strict homesty| cutity'or this charge? thrawgh wondering he sat down i Medical Association which meets occasionally, elects officers,|“you should always emulate the/and success are incongruces, Prisoner—If it please your how] @® wrote a stgry about the jrit and too little «concern for those who have not come QUICK WORK. Aopen oP “ “ elety instma- | Pawnbroker Second Pessimist-—Oh! | thought . 1 don’t want to commit sul-| S¢tress and her superstitions. ® and discusses learned papers. Let this so —_ = a oes “In what way?” asked the aspirPyou aald they Were in congress, |, - a comm It was @ g00d story. The mas- Ment, and at the next meeting devote itse 0 i ing one. _—- Judge—Very well, I'l) save you} ing editor said wo. The D, B. Never permit the Interest to}’ A drop of water can bold 11,002, . lied the editor 012 microb the trouple was pleased Hut the manag- weainess of quacker » q Y ing editor didn’t print it i , Sixty days! Seattle has many so-called sex specialists—men who blat-/lag,” r 5 2 sate . - b hose especialy} 7 on — _ 7 cman cel MIKE ON THE sos Between acts at the show matly advertise to cure most anything, but wh Prego A VENETIAN WATER WAGON ‘ d ing | that night the D, BE. went back 4 Blientele is the ignorant who have contracted one of the many . inlcrometar used by 8 Bwise| to speak to Mise Alt : ; watch company accurately mea > , @orial diseases. yor sures parte to the hundredth of a gp nigh A agat + ed The appointment of a committee to gather evidence anc millimeter, ne = win alan . a : ute cases of malpractice ought to be the first order of mess. This evidence should not be hard to get, particu- i ae almost every reputadle physician has taken cases of * who have turned to hi mafter the victim's money has | ong exhausted upon quack treatments and health perhaps Permanently injured. Thie matter is simply the duty of Seattle doctors as penne wher ‘The New York man who had @ “ea Peures “home” address in two places in the same phone boek could not have furnished his Wife with more should worry about interesting reading matter, Thursday,” laughed the prima pera nies donna, ™m not superstitious.” superstitious!” the D. sped. Why, they told me you were the most superstitions person that ever trod the boards, I Heavy Job for Mac wrote @ story ebout you and Rev, 6, B. Mclaughlin, who for! your superstitions this after & nomber of years has been in Den- noon.” ver, Colo. in the interests of the You did? Wel Aati-Saloon league, has now & fine) write another a queried » you know,” wered. “Awful unlucky Well, we won't have to worry’ about what Morgan can't remem ber i, ou can just Vm not Justice Lurtom, of the Supreme Court, speaking jndicetly the coel trust and the higher cost of keeping warm with position with the league in the sem! t's too — dangero Most says: “The evil is in the combination.” red. co stato—Putoam) actresses ‘are. Especially Bili Joneg, who lives over here in the little house next y chorus girls. There's the black fe the barn with the red roof, hile considering that ate «or Maaawude wath omih iediita oat sapersition, the oat ject, said to himself: “Rats! ‘hat gets my goat ie the New , to the liquid ingredient that we use| stairs’ superstition, the ‘Dent price of coal. If that court had only ordered the price to palmt our beans, there is no dif) hang your clothes on your first, they might take the next thousand years to Geran ference between “catsup” and) doorknob’. superstition, the out what's the matter with the combination. It's the) Qriags—I saw the doctor's car “eatchup.” Relative to getting! ‘crosseyed girl’ ou ere perstition, even with oxpenses they have dit h, ; es . ae. : and oh, dozens and dosens of amd not the combination that is keeping me and Mary phe ae yemtertay. Aay ferent meantogs. others. I can't remember them | q the kiddies fram having a warm fire these cold night Brigge—I should se! He , all. Mt Bill must be excused for his primitive way of Wasted t> collaet’ is bat—aibaten Monetoneus Seanery, | But as for my being supersti- | : Switeerland ts buliding a ne tious, I should say not. Why looking at things. You see Bill works in the brick- ratlroad, 13.5 per cent of the line] | was born on Friday, in the Hel bout of which wil be through tunnels F . . SD 6 Or. So ow 8 Perey |and'¢ par cont over bridges "| stat thar Mod Mei wots Two doors south af old vi a year, if he can work fifty weeks im a year, Minerve—lem't it strange, moth looks up thi-c0en. a3. 1 rf qi i of weather and beck- er, that all the heroines Is mevels ty read empectin’| Temperate’ —No, we never ae thiaan P gr gy tary gre stand. } which he esamot, on account of marry pose me 2 peraegiiatt tar ese the over| icant of Tom and Jerry without] oP Prid oo £ t ache and things, and he is all the time thinking about a Robe, eee Guar; liquor. Otherwise It's called pan- The D. BE. hunted pony es PA. Better prepared tham ever i om 5 le cake batter. And that’s why everyone is to sell you at te “i Justice Lurton, ere paid Bed Kroow sore. Shoes Pope- fain or shite, and for one reason or other he pats Lné—A buttress ts—er—wey o inca am the thmoretacal qantian of combination ahead of the ber age lilly ers Nagi Don't moans faain Dacanae be Qurry-up question cost. dust in her eyes. Bo please excug Bill for saying “Rats.” “what 60 you charge for OF NORTHWEST 4 OREGON CITY, Ore, Jab. 3.— ILD. the other day and he@ te pay $1 at of the mot that tho” PF ype THE CRY OF A CH! for tt.” AN, [handled 419 divorce casos during 1402 THIRD AVE. “Well, it's worth 91 is Pitts Ik 1912. The divorces averaged 34 a : _ bere.” lad & month, Portlanders being the Liberty : IT HAS BEEN said that the lonely ery of a child in wah f em ct ates at doen The cheapest place to buy good Shoes; Bw dark is a far more terrible arraignment of things as they! viiage Grocer—What are you! Debicieus “Syrup of Figs” Best conses were issued. the most eloquent ch, hot from the heart of ing fet, soany? ; ows : Sata ses quent sper me trying t@ keep two @i-| for Their Little Stomachs, 3 it fi i logged Is it? Listen! _ [lows from iiehtin Livers and Waste-C. ‘A committee was probing the labor situation in a certain Village Groeer— are the fo Bowets. and was astounded to find a child of 3-at work. One ‘Boy—Bill Perkins and mo!— the party asked the babe how long it hed thus been| Puck. —____—__-—Today’s Styles Today— Include a BRADBURY Overcoat in | Look back at your childhood a daye. Remember the physie that} THE SILENT PARTNER. er “ aye . y ” : A hatrack attendant In a St./ mother insisted on—castor oll, “EVER SINCE I WAS,” came the simple response. | yuiy hotel got only tips, but injomol, cathartics. How you Rated! “Has he an interest in the bust ‘ And yet»in those little words, falling so naturally from |eight years be saved anough to bey| them, bow you fought against tak-|noes?” j fhe lips of a tot, is a more scathing expose of conditions than|a hostelry,” @aid the wife. ing them. “No; only a mild curtostty.” , ; wrator cot f e, ne atte Then the mean thing asked:| With our eBildren it's different. Ce ena ‘ eee te’ giked and che wig Se, see nga ap meatter: BO" lndarried naar The day ot harsh physic ie over.|* ee RAHA ARR ARR HH : ¥ nether ete 00 . - ‘@ don’t force the liver an: oot 4 “Ever since I was”—what a searchlight that throws upon of bowels now; we-coax them, We|t SOME RIDDLES. Pabst: iti ; what poverty it lays bare; what terrific have no dreaded after effects.|* i est otinet ri - ° who cling to the old form wees poy cay he Se ngs ae : And mark this: The incident did rot take place in imply don't realize what y are re most self- ded Italy, nor the new commercial Germany, nor in cal- The children's revolt is|denying people? woll-founded. ‘Their little stomachs| Because they sell what they g England, nor in « of those countries against whose uper output” the labor of American MEN has to be “pro- and tender bowels. are injured by|knen@ (need) themselves, Qected.” No, this took place right in New York state! them. ——- 3 If your child ts f¥etful, peevish,| Why does a fat man, when Is America really the land of the free and the home of (ie brave? Are we a free people when our babies are ex- half sick, stomach sour, breath fév.|Saueezed, compliment the ladies? erish and its little system full of| Because the pressure makes him loited! Are we a brave people when we allow such condi- ms to exist? Isn’tt it time to end the rule of the dollar and cold; has diarrhoea, sore throat, | fatter. s Begin the rule of justice and hwman rights? stomach-ache; doesn't cat or rest ws “ fi on tt , Meee eee Oe w Weapaan|bian, frost which, tf yeu tobe ons Best Short .of the Day Your New Year’s Resolutions * * * * ful of Syrup of Figs, then don’t}®Way, no syllable fomains’? worry, because you surely will have| Monosyllable. a well, smiling child ina few hours. oo Syrup of Pigs being composed en- Why are books your best tirely of luscious fige, senna and friends? aromatics simply cannot be harm-| Because, when they bore you, ful. It aweetens the stomach,|¥o oan shut them up without giv makes the Hyver active and thor-|!98 offense oughly cleanses the litle one’s|one YEAR AGO— te-clagged bowels, In a fen hours Ail sdur bile, undigested fer-} Third muster in single week oo- She is regarded as a Southern sympathizer, & yit I’m told he was kind to his parents. She ran away fr ‘em many years ago and has never bin back, This was shown’ ‘em a good deal of con- sideration when we reflect what his conduck has been. Her captur in female epparel confooses me in} ,NOW VHEY DON’? SPEAK. ON SS OMmRS The following remarks on > to | , “Tom Blunt told me taet night a ; curs when Jap is slain in a Main wis were written by. At speak of him as a her as frequent ‘bat I Was beautiful.” mastinn fuGe sak coostipated ies let, restaimants fard. "Renders of a generation|a otherwise. & I guess ho feela|, “And yet my brother says he|matter gently moves on and out of |v citing tot” Evans dies ago were wont to langh they | hisself.” lacks imagination.’ acs, Attempts are made to get Joe @Pied at the quaint sayings ot 5 corereenpened KNEW HI8 GEOGRAPHY Dirertions for children of am| Smith to rum for mayor. mus. This extract @ letter about the president of| , WASHINGTON—AT THE New| A prominent theatrical managor| #808. also for grown-ups, pininly|eive veaRS AGO— confederacy supposedly writ-| Year's reception in the White|of New York city strolled inép one | Pt inted o grertyy nm fet ul See i 6a tan endian Sates By all means get the’ genuine.| Last day on which declaration q ge arn Va. House, President Taft shook hanga/o) Sih Colsnel gra ag oe Ask your druggist for the full name}oft candidacy for primary nomina- . left Davis ts not popular here.| with more than 7,000 guests. nd met Jim Thornton, the eccentric | “SYTUP of Figs and Elixir of Sen-|tion can be filed, brings flood of monslagiet. na” prepared by the California Fig ? The manager greeted Mr. Thorn-|5¥"UP Co. Accept nothing else. i AD FLCHING GAS AND on, and, turning to Cody, said a) _ = i . would like to have you meet my friend here, Mr. Thornton. | SOUR FOOD? WANT TO FEEL FINE?) i250: ote tases Mr, Thornton, gripping the Wild West showman’s hand, sald, “Glad to know you, Bill, What part of ‘Wonder what upset your stomach—which portion of @e food did| Buffalo are you from?’—National candidates, “WHY, INDEED? A TRADE TACOMA BUSINESS pow: damage—do you? Well, don’t b Hl amng don’t bother. If your stomach is in | Monthly. i “¥° ee ee apd upset, and what you just ate has fermented e PROPERTY hut aaron Taree: stubbora lumps; You head disay and aches; belch gases a ‘ Doleful Ike. ror ° has just ajarted—come in tompr Is and eructate undigested food; broath foul, tongue coated—juit| ‘Think of the milliona of poor| oF ee ee a oe be of those handsemie, comfortable superfor-tailored BRADBURY a little Diapepsin and in five minutes or jrowned ¢ th ite i u you truly will wondee|serms drowneq at the sanitary became of the indigestion and distress. drinking founthina SEATTLE HOME > Stetson thriing encounter with two Yows on a treatle 90 feet high spanning | io i Millions of men and women toda; w the —— QVERCOATS, There 4 y know that ft is needless to ; 3 cunt aan or weer ont 9 @ bad stomach. A little Diapepsin occasionally keeps thie del PATEROON MAN whe com > Cenk he. cosecee: nares “ Citerent models, the newd and _ organ regugted and they eat their favorite foo ered his head with the bed- from Tacoma to Seege owns a most desirable woolens, and they're og = fo KE 4 = Oes ats H ° quilte was suffocated In his property on @ business thorough made right. Now on urth off the 9 5 sleep. two and one-half blocks | regular prices—with only a small | oF3 ii n main business district. It payment, the balance by the week 9 COWS HOLD UP TRAIN |f 's gorigasea for $7,000 at 6 por | tor Men © or month. Cl k « c shes to trade | POTTSVILLE, Pa, Jan. A|f equity, which he values 4 | Bef ise tach baal Ds | eet | $3.50 to $5.00 He (after a quarrel)—I was a fool whey I iggried you. she—Why Rarity your anil by being so specific as to time? Hats , $3.00 f the canyon at Darkwater, occurred Me RRP Rae Ste] Be , on the Pennsylvania railroad, \ . Although the train was proceed Pe rer ree ntbone, se ing slowly, it struck the cows, & |knocking one off tho trestle, and | the other was rolQd under the lo-| comotive, making {t impossible to move the train until sho was tak en out. CALVIN PHILS & (0. Calvin Philips, Havelock C. Boyle. Leary Bldg. Main O14 1332-34 Second Ava., Near Union St John F. Miller to file for mayor. | “Seattlo’s Rellable Credit House” Trudge on—a whole lot of | other fellows are harness-sore, too!