The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 19, 1912, Page 4

; THE SEATTLE STAR | Phone: Trivaté” xc BERNE GEE Ses NoTATWhise ia “having fall ean Bread and Bieta, oe Tarkey? Thanksgiving Day is peculiarly People have a day like it purpose good. “On the whole,” says the bankér, “it has been a good year, De! itors and stockholders alike have been well served, and the bank ts T have much to be thankful for.” “By and large,” says the manufacturer, “I cannot complain of 1918, There has been a market for my goods. T am richer than [ was & year ago, sound for.” “Crops,” says the farmer, meet.” ple in the proper spirit, Chance plays a part in the affairs of men Or was the victim of an accident. wife and children have little to be They cannot join with the banker tn giving thanks because the money market is no longer “tight.” facturer because the balance is on farmer's bumper crop does not help them, The artisan's job does not put food in thetr stomachs or clot There are many such women and children in every city. the Ryther Child home are 14 such women, and 60 odd such childrens Mother Ryther can, and does, provide them, with the public's help, with food and lodging the year round. But what have they to be thankful fort express the spirit of the day? By If the banker, the manufacturer, the farmer, workman—all who are thankful—would give of their surplus, each according to his means, a little to Mother Ryth mothers and children there could celebrate the to be celebrated and in a way that would lift it above the drear monot- ony of other days. It isn’t their fault they are destitute. beans, less—much less--than their share of turkey, stuffin’, cranberries and pumpkin pie. On Wednesday, the 27th, they will eat—bread and beans. share of bread and Friday, the 29th—again bread and Lat’s see to it, then, that on one day at least—Thursday, the 28th they get their fill of turkey and all the “fixin's” It Shall Says Bob Hodge, who made the brave but futile run for the gov- ernorship of Washington: “{ can be a miner again, or I can furl tops'ls off Cape Horn once more. If I must, | can sweep the streets, offers, for there are four fine boys educated and set in the right way of life, and It 18 necessary that they should have a better chance than thelr father had.” Reb, in one of your aims “A better chance” for the chi you That's what is moving thinking men and women tearing parties to pieces, repudiating administrations, retiring recreant stateamen to oblivion. That's the moving spirit platforms. “A better chance'” That's the cry of millions of fathers trial justice. That's the lever that tion nearer to what the Almighty meant when He sowed this glorious Jand broadcast with opportunity. ly. The Harry Thaws, the Vincen Rockefellers, Goulds, Whitneys, Vanderbilts, the scions of the preda- that were yours by natural right better chance,” Bob. Man's love of tory rich, robbed you of “chances' But your boys shall have fuatice, better tically. a ieernes patriotism has CARDINAL pogo de a congratulated Los A. jes on her standing. oe pe they didu’t show the good cardic- al much outside the churches. Tak- en as a whole, Los Angeles’s spit ftuality would make a tanyard blush. THE hold-up business ts not ‘what it uster be, when 2 coun- cilman is not good for more | than six-bits In cash. j WYOMING adopted equal suf frage ‘way back in 1869. She was, short on girls and offered every, inducement. ' NEW YORK City’s badget for 1913 contains $36,700,000 for her) schools. Some kingdoms are run Jess than that, but what the New ‘orker needs most of all is educa MORMON church didn't In fluence vote in Idaho, says President Smith. That's so— it was Utah, not Idaho, which ‘Taft carried. ELBERT HUBBARD says. “Par-| ties who want milk should not seat themselves on @ stool in the middie of the field in the hope that cow will back up to them.” by bit, as he travels, Elbert to his store of knowledge. adds COUSIN BILL TAFT jokingly calls himselt imselt head of the ¥i 8.” Ha, ha, hat Very good, il, very good! ‘Temporary head and tail! WILSON won't tell anything. teddy won't tell anything. Some-|. get up a chess Lournament lore we go mad with ennui. DR. ALBERT ABRAMS, Chicago, aunounces a new way to ro up your appendix, without surgical op eration, Calls it sponiylotherapy. Sounds almighty like spondulicks, the old way. HAY will not ask for a re count, What a relief for Con- gressman Humphrey. DR, MARGARET GOETTLER, of ma, declares a die of fruit will kill thirst for liquor. Now just watch the barkeep omit the cherry and orange from the cocktail and put in the Hanford onion! 18 it proper to serve young on- fons at an afternon tea? asks a reader, Miss Polly Mae Jones. Will gome of our readers who can still The language of the president's tion is stilted atid pompous, perhaps, but the meaning is clear, the “were never better.” T at least have my job,” says the artisan, So, on Thursday, the 28th, the banker, the manufacturer, the farmer and the artisan will sit down to turkey and cranberries and pumpkin ‘As a miner, you were ground by soulless, organized avaricious dol- lars, Bob. As a sailor, you were degraded to slavery, actually and legal- conditions of employment, better opportunity for self-develop- | purpose, ment, better chances to rise mentally, morally, physicality, socially and the sword drawn tn behalf of equal op a” @ better chance” for the childrea of miner, satior, artisan and Observations juice of going batless in summer ix square deal. Mas Andrew Carnegio’s —_ personal taxes have been canceled by New Anke Main S400. oe BAGO OF NEWSPAPr ns A we ot the United ves mews servi STIRRING HER UP No other an American Inatitution, jama- York officials because he owes $8,400,000. Anybody who can owe that much money oaght to pay double taxes just out of gratitude. I have had no labor troubles. - - much to be thankful An &@yearold man tn By has just taken his fourt Some folk may be disposed lolse the old gentleman fut not we A man i Hrooklya is justified in doing any- thing for exclte . é I, too, “and can make evds it A father was drunken velt, the ex-présftent, Or sickness took him away, His adopted a policy ied thankful for, lence. You can't get ahead of ‘ He's always thinking up sonjg c th 4 They cannot join with the mane) 4. Gg. gurterin Kate—There's a |Pollcy. d he ledger ‘ . ee Sa ae Se sete freat slaughter sale on today | Files are unknown in & i yhere? hes on their backs, Mrs. G. Butforin Kate—W of Buropean countries wherg Wal Out at} Mr G Sufferin Kate—At the |) conditions are even woreeit stockyards. lin the United States. Neverfhel Me EXPLAINS |keep on ewatting the files—in | | summer. And how shall they “These doughnuts,” began the eating bread and beans’? man. ACTIVE MENTALITY. the merchant, the “What's the matter with them" demanded the Vere de Vere behind the lunch counter. “I think their inner tubes are punctured.”—Boston Advertiser. bome, the destitute in the way it ought ONLY THING TO DO They were motoring ladolently through the park. Twilight had sat down upon the land. The sud den roaring of wild beasts from the distant 200 caused the fair one to siart. Oh, Jack!" she cried, nestling | closer and cloner, “where would | you go if you saw a dosen Hons) bounding along after us?” | if | saw a dozen Hons bounding | after me,” grinned the heartless | wreteh, “T'd go to a sanitarium,” They get more than their On beans, I'll take the best thing that ‘at home who must be fed, clothed, | dse bn et | EVOLUTION | are going to have the help of the “Ot course, you believe in evolu | na tion?” | “How does Robbe’ small come to be regarded as wonder of intelligenceT” “Ry adopting the method | boy such @ “Yeu,” replied Mr. Cumrox. “My own recollections of early days in the West remind me that many a sixty-horsepower Ymousine can trace its Mnacial ancestry back to a ‘prairie schooner.” — Washington Star. The Editor’s Mail In there #ac-| paving for Harvard av, No, at 90 Today the dren! ‘That's what is back of honest party numerous grownups, He i con stantly discovering ‘problems’ | whose answer nobody knows.” That's the keynote of indus- fs going to lift American civilisa- t Astors, the McLeans, the junior Editor The Star: rilege in asing the Kiag County/cents « square yard right and reason shall give them better schools, better wages, | potter's field for any progressive) city street department aske $1.45/ benefiting the living? tia square yard. Last year the ae) ted land. As a potter's) phalt company bid as low as $1.45 id nobody good. But was|for paving, including a fourinch it wasted Jand, or rather land that) concrete base. For the last three had served its purpose, and so goes | months their price bas heen $1.70. on to other onda? The three thous | Why this change in price sim: and sleepers also heed the call to| because iad year the asphalting things progressive, and they have|was done by the engineering de not tailed, for the purpose of life) partment and now it ts done by the was fulfilled in them all. street department? Who was it Lite never plays the game um ‘hat worked so hard to take as fairly. When man’s arhes are re-|phalting from the engin turned to Mother Marth, oature| partment’ It was pone o1 calla for the redixtribution of en-| the Goddard-Peirce combine af the ergy lot him bat for a time, wheth-| city counctl Why did the areet er that energy helps to grow a rose | department take the street! or built a factory site, granting) tenance from the asphalt that an all-wise Governor or ee pen the axpbalt cddtpat. ow wr formed the universe, and that all) lea the cream of it for the first the poor gg oe pores ag nt plans for growth are under the/six years, and, when the repair selves,” ventured the candid per. | easement of that same govern) Work became necessary, thé? gat son ment, And to admit that the plans|"he city to take it off their han «q/of that same infinite Inteligence| Who is it that te trying to » ean be changed by a few puny! the work on the Cedar River dam? sparks emitted from the great fan-|It Is the Seattle Electric Co. and| nel of endless production, is to) the Times, because Jakey Furth deny an ail-wise governing law, | fi afraid of the city lighting plants. and to assert man's superiority or} bo tw i¢ that ie doing the bidding supremacy to the inflatte Wisdom,| for Purth and the Times? t's the whieh sent him forth Goddard-Poirce combine, or the Sent 10 jal But we ore surprises | MRS. CHARLOTTE TOMPKINS. | Solid Five, in the etty council. Let's clean them all out. that he didn't get f He bad the) Editor The tSar 1 have read corm T STAR READER. J [the Editor's Mall with much inter- — lest. The Star is certainly the on- Editor The Sar: Before the American Medicine says the prac-|ly paper that gives the taxpayer alcouncil passes the ordinance pro- viding for the muszling of doga, foolish, as nerve cells are injured | Why has asphalt pavement in-| would it not be well to let Mr. Haas by the light. Only a few white men creased in price doring the last) wear a muzzle for a week or two and women have hair that gives ihree months since the street de-| just to see how he likes it? I sup- them proper protection so they partment took over the city as| posed that old superstition abot may imitate the uncivilized or re-| phalt plant? Simply because there! rabies was dead and baried long patition continiows service may look very plausible to the general public, but jndging from an inside point of view—that of the telegraph oper ator—there’s ttle danger of the Western Union going bankrupt in its generosity. THE GOLDEN RULE “No,” replied Misa Cayenne: am inclined to think the Golden Rule would get more attention if it were something you got at a jew elry store.”—Washington Star, We're not surprised that Jack Johnson asked for wine when he cently civilized races that g6/Is no com . The city fur-jago, Did anyone ever know of batless. inished the top layer of asphalt |onse in Seattle? a READER, 1 nant BAKING POWDER A pure, healthful, Cream of Tartar Baking Powder When buying an article of food you are entitled to know exactly what you are buy- ing—its quality and ingredients. If this information is refused don’t buy it. Some of the low grade baking powders are advertised, but the ingredients of the afford ‘ea please answer. We're stumped. EVERY litile city has a little candidate all its own for the next cabinet. Seattle is willin’, too, 1F Jake Furth would withdraw his deputies from the Renton coal mines and put them to work clean- dng up his street cars, it would pliminate some of the dangers of In@ialling heating apparatus in em, and do the public a genuine service. THEODORE’S VAIL’S scheme of pensloning employes after 20 years’ powders are scrupulously concealed. A housekeeper would not use a baking powder containing alum if she knew it. It is well when buying to examine the label on the can. Unless it shows the ingredient cream of tartar, don’t buy it. Dr. Price’s baking powder is absolutely free from alum. THE SLAK—~PrUKSDAY, NOVEMB erious | but not dewf, | tales about them ER 19, 1912. HE KNEW Mra. Nagger—1 am blind to the faults of others, Mr, Nagger--You may be blind, You like to listen to India has laws regulating the operation of aeraplanes. The New York policemen's asno- elation has written a letter to Mayor Gaynor thanking bim for his encouragement. Wo haven't heard of the association sending a letter of thanks to the Becker jury How to increase the speed of street care Whee shout to board s don't stand at 4 stop. St 26 or 30 feet from one, the car stops at the designated point, walk siowly to the rear platform. if a woman with three small children ts boarding the ear, don't help her. if sitting next to the window, do wot attempt to leave your seat until the car baa stopped, or, better still, until the con- ductor bas rong the goabead belle When sitting iv the front of the car, leave by the rear door, especially if there are many passengers in the aisles and on the rear platform. When sitting in the rear of the car, leave by the front door, eapecially if there are many Passengers in the front Just as you are about to step off the oar, rum back inside and bold a conversation with a friend. If you wish to ask the con- ductor any questions, wait ua- til the car bes stopped when You are about to step off. JOSH WISE 8A “Town Marshal Hickery Biudgeon admits that a big tin etar is a heap a wind adiowin” ig ON THE ALTAR OF FASHION Football Athlete (in a towering | ~ rage)—-What's become of my mole skin pants’ Hie Mother—Now, Everard, there's no nse of your raising a fuss. We had to cut them up to make & jacket for your sister.—Chi cago Tribune. In New York city there is a baby born every six minutes, a new building is erected every 50 min- utes, and a new business is incor porated every 40 minutes, The wife of Dr. Parkhurst of New York sold 10,000,009 postage stamps the other day, after spending years in collecting them. We're begin ning to ate why Dr. Parkhurst is a reformer, More misdirected energy— Collecting 10,000,000 postage stamps. The state of Tilinois had 622 loss of $1,160,726 in October, The lows ix almost as large as Germany's for a year. of titles and writes L. J. P. “here are a few more:” “The Blindness of Virtue”—Wal- do's confidence tn Becker. “The New Sin"-—Sale of cider forbidden by law in several towns in Delaware “The Closing Net”—An engage ment ring. “Between Two Thieves"—The man who buys ice and coal at the samo time, ‘ — Powder and false “The Book of Saints and Heroes” —Campaign literature. “Wild Birds of ‘New York” Gangsters, gunmen and police. “Patrick Fitapatrick”—An Irish our United States"-—The coun. message to W “A Rich Man's Rockefeller, jr. “The Unknown Quantity” week's prices of exgs. “A Cry in the Wilderness” Longworth’s talk of a contest won Sen"—John D Next Nick The New York subway carried 302. 856 passengers in the past 12 months, increase of 26,269,060; daily average of 891,099, increase of 77,262. The subway was de signed to carry 400,000 passengers a day, A monkey talk dictionary has been issued by a Frenchman. He must be getting things ready for @ political campaign. Wilson's school teacher who pre- dicted he would some day be elect ed president has been discovered. First who He lives in Manhattan, Il call for the school teacher thrashed little Woody Wilson, “It's rare that one of the young women of today knows how to knit,” saya one of the chiefs of the agricultural department. And there arent many who know how to run a spinning wheel, adn there are a lot of men who couldn't write very well with a quill pen, BORN IN A THEATRE! PERFORMED WHEN 3 WEEKS OLD! BEGINNING OF JOSEPH ALLEN, YOUNGEST “MOVIE” ACTOR JOSEPH ALLEN’S FIRGT APPEARANCE ON THE STAGE OF TAHA one of his latest. agide he keeps an farm out near Rattle Jackson, Boclety, Broadway, Youlor and other “movie” thea- tres, * «i fl osuatiiliies public's heart and for * YOU'VE SEEN HIM. P was the champion AOR atone *® Byverybody has seen this it * Engtand. He ig one of * tle whitehaired man. in every jschool ballet masters, * theatre where the Hasensy And now he tn mais ® films are shown he comes on jot & new field and * the stage with his inevi able ) acquaintance with * wnile, and a laugh for hin aud- |two continents ag @ ® jence, at the Clemmer, Dream, acterman tn moving ® Alhambra, Union, Crown, | In his #yare time au * City, Stag, Tivoli, Electric, scenarios, “A Gui er * * . * * SRA THE MORNING Senator Bankhead was & misunderstanding of reciprowity. BY GERTRUDE M. PRICE, A real comedian who never grows old! He has mastered the “These men were habit of youthfainess by looking sald. “They were ag s @ everything through « smile. as Janes. x This wndictionaried definition may serve to introduce the person ality of JOSEPH ALLIN, the YOUNGEST player in the moving picture world. He is 73 YEARS young! In & modesttooking ttle cot. tage, nestled safely under a big tree on the oftekirts of Chicago, ages, you know, ing at the club, the tulip bed in the . slept well and in the ety Ba) he awoke he saw his er ing him bitterly te ter A, casement of ber “Jagge, confused and fresh morning ar, JOSEPH ALLEN. SEER ster Caer 270 7 : % 4 1 found this Interesting — buman | ?4 dae tote teeietie bear me among the cold tulips: et 9 link between the old and the new, “Shut that windows oman my ten | 7ears inter his father died. “Joe”| New York Tribuse, | ja, became the breadwinner of the ——ae For nearly 68 years Joseph Al has been making people laugh, and his stock of fun and good humor seoms perennially green. He is round and chubby lke a baby. Tile hair ta white as snow and the deep shadows in his face only serve to bring out the genPlences of bis features: 6 “Joe,” as he calls himeelf, whose funny characters are nearly always & part of the Exsenay moving pic- tures, came squealing into the world a little ahead of schedule! time in a dressing room of the Theatre Royal, Brivo), England, Jan. 1, 1840. “Fortunately, | guess, for me, the stork hurried me into exis-| tence quite unexpectedly while my mother was attending a play which my father was And ve been a little Kame ever since! } “Il played my first part when I wan three weeks old. My father was the lessee and leading man of his own theatre. He wanted a} baby for a christening seene and,/ under the severest protest, borrow.) ed me from my mother } "What did he do? was the first! anxious question my mother asked) as he pat me back into her arms! again after the play | “Oh, he let out a screech you! could hear all over the theatre," was my father’s proud reply. ‘And apatied the whole act, of course? walled my little mother. “"N@_ wTALL, mother, dear,’ he said. ‘He got a big hand and | knew right away that my son was destined to be an actor” ~ Nearly ever since that date “Joe” has been living up to his father’s prognostication When he was 6 he commenced playing child parts family-—-a mother and five chil-| Nearly all the steel i dren. country have Dancing was bis first key Co the them busy till Jone, Against Substitutes Imitatio Get the Well-Known Round Package if It’s Correct, Cheasty Has It. 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