The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 22, 1912, Page 4

time State busir just mote edge velt. Les ' THE SEATTLE STAR VWymatt Published Daily by The assassin’s job is surely a thankless one. the long list of killings of imp object sought was in any la upon its would-be assassination cre to an appreciable extent 4 Alexander II, of Russia, was slaughtered in liberty’s name Nothing could be more senseless than the butchery of Empress Elizabeth of Austria. The motive of Booth was positively silly Guiteau and Czolgosz were insane, and their " accomplishments had no permanent effect upon conditions, Now, in the case of Mr, Roosevelt's assailant, we have a fellow stirred to murder not by a condition, but by a re- The assassin has the questionable satis-| sensible girl.’ in financial circles, TEDDY'S all right. WHEW! master general and chancellor grafting in Marconi wireless stock. DON’T marry ont of your own set, That's all right, Johanna, but suppose a fellow’s set wobbles around so that he can’t marry in Seattle. TAFT isn’t on the stump this time. fore the people in the moving picture houses, a lot of moving pictures of himself having been taken. Then he's writing| awarded custody litical stories for the magazines, and putting his picturejof three children all the street cars, It’s a novel campaign for Bill, anyway. right” cities? Ss NORTHW Est Gth or Nhws l-clase mattor Wah, powtotfion as nen ~ Always Bloody Failures tant person discloses hardly one instance » be or country that i r’ as crazy, and goes about hess, as usual, after he had freed over 20,000,000 serfs possibility faction of killing, but invariably meets his fate with the knowl- that he has effected nothing further, President Taft is correct in stating that there seems to be no protection from attacks like that upon Mr. Roose- Maybe it would be well could all the cranks realize that no assassin ever held honorable place in history, and that mighty few of them ever accomplished anything revo- lutionary by their bloody deeds. On the contrary, the assassin has usnally killed all possible advancement of his aim with the killing of his victim. The German Way Germany is about ready to deal with the Standard Oil Co. How? she Not by legalizing the monopoly... Not by regulating competition. Not by tinkering with tariff schedules. But by establishing a company to be operated by the people of Germany. Hot opposition to this say the cablegrams. Certainly. Capital makes its big kick when the people seriously undertake to do things for themselves, for it is such action that really means death to oppressive monopoly. Observations LOOKING about him, Mr. Wilson saw there was no one else in the ring, and gave the fight fans rain checks. WE IMAGINE that Citizen Porfirio Diaz lets off merry ha ha as President Madero adds one rebellion after root another to his already fine collection. in it? A REAL use has been found for the much abused hat in. A girl student at Beloit college, Wisconsin, routed a borar with one of the long variety of pins. “WHO'S Gertrude Atherton?” asks Mme. Gadski in a oh! oh! There's going to be something doin’! There's going to be something doin’! Angeles paper. O! TWO “meanest men” have been discovered right here One was convicted of stealing 12 pennies from a newsboy’s stand, and the other is charged with beating a blind man. TOM MARSHALL declares that Teddy was ineligible as governor of New York. A little late, if so. Indiana democrat to rake up campaign ammunition from the tertiary period. ave Unequaled Reputation everywhere, 10c.. 26. The directions with every box peint out the road to health. Par mon, up to wix mow; six moa, $1.80; year 08 Ls o Siar Publishing Go. Phoner Exchange Main 0400, Study of ves since Caesar's in which the underlying ree accomplished, The aved” almost invariably looks its In very rare instances, indeed, did the te revolution in social or political conditions murderous is manifested His wife is in command, and she's pne of the finest women this country ever produced. They've got England's attorney general, post- of the exchequer accused of] guest. “That boy is destined for a brilliant career,” said the general. advises Gadski. It takes an He’s appearing be- jab Henry go'n t do wil ZC Ww. he never flinched fraternal organ trations. The Edit Editor The Star: Gen. Grant, “Yes,” replied his teacher “he 9) Gov. Hiram Johnson of California. Palttor The Star: Since only one of the three candidates for prest- dent fs in favor of the reeall of judges, my vote will be cast for bim.| € Even though Roosevelt should die, “He oughter take $10 of It an’ marry some nice, USED To DEGREES Police Captain-—I gave him the “third degree” = Detective--No wonder! He belongs to about ten world, was entertained by the public school children of Sacra The superintendent of the schaols, while looking for some one would give a recitation, had his attention called to an Nery Bs od in an intermediate grade. The tad came forward and recited “Sher- dan's Ride” in a manner that brought forth much .praise from the This youth is at present the running mate of Theodore Roosevelt ticket, because I believe that the freedom and liberty of the working people depend on the removal of unfair judges. Those who vote S$, C.uar. long for results, or golf? or’s Mail returning from his tour around the will watk in your shoes some day.” Cc. D, WOODMAN, I would still vote the progressive against the recall of judges wil! show their ignorance of justice. ' Editor The Get « man's “through sympathy.” Mi | a Au thine Whang livorce item to the pulsing strains of Men- DO YOU know that Seattle’s weather bureau “hits it ays Mig more times than any other bureau among the Coast A Although weather forecasts for the entire Coast are largely made up at San Francisco headquarters, it just hap- pens that Seattle predictions are fulfilled more times than the others. FOOTBALL SHAKESPERIANS “Down! Down!"—-Henry VL “Well placed.”——Henry V. “An excellent pass.”"—The Temp- est. “A touch, a touch; I do confess.” —Hamiet. do commend you ‘to their More rushes.”— , down with them Love's Labor's Lost “This shouldering of each other.” —Henry VI. “Being down I have the placing.” —Cymbeline. “Let him not pass, but kill him rather.” —Othello, “Tis sport to maul a runner,”— tra. it come to bloody noses and -Henry LY. “Worthy sir, thou bleeden' exercise hath been too viole Coriolanus, “It's the first time that ever I heard breaking of ribs was sport.” | —As You Like It,—Boston Tran script. thy WALLING QUITS PIANO BUSINESS Mr. Walling has arranged to enter another line of business at once and must nell out piayer= plane and grand d storage nut be lost; every instrument must be #014, regardless of ‘This stock includes absolutely high grade planos, and is prac- tically thrown to the mercy of the public, as it means @ money loss to Mr. Walling to remain in the business & day longer than it is necessary, buyers will be given specially low prices. At the same time we are willing to carry accounts and will extend lowest payment plan. Remember the loca- tion, 200, 201, 202, 203 Arcade Annex, 2nd floor (opp elevator). ANTICIPATING RICHES “I don't suppose I'll ever be rich,” “Why not?” “Well, I don’t seem to be able to break myself of the habit of buy-| ‘ing the things now that I ought to| ,do without until my fortune ts} | made.”"—Detroit Free Press, CARELESS OF FEELINGS “He doesn’t seem to care whose feelings he hurts.” “That 80?” | “Yes. He even reminded me of} the $5 I borrowed of him a month | ago.” Detroit Free Press. HER HINT “Oh, Jim, mother would be that wild if she was to see you a-kissin’ me.” “But | ain't akissin’ you.” “Oh, | thought you was just goin’ to begin!”—Milwaukee Journal, HAD TO GO “Why are you moving away? Business demanded it?” “Daughters demand tt. The mati- nee idol in their favorite stock com- pany has been transferred to an other town.”—Loulsville Courier: Journal. J.P. A. CLARK, Renton, Wash, To me it seems untair to take such an advantage of the public. “Al things are fair in love and war,” and, I might add, “and politica.” SSS NE ees ET r: “No man face to face with death can lie.” mpathy and you can get ils support Col. Roosevelt's misfortune will undoubtedly gain him many votes JOHN ©. SMITH. RHR HRKAERAEHEED * * * HE EXPLAINS * *® “These doughnuts,” began # * the man. * * “What's the matter with # *& them?” demanded the Vere de # ® Vere behind the lunch counter. ® * “I think their inner tabes & *# aro = punctured."—Roston Ad- & ® vertiser. * * * THERE AREARAEEK A FRAIL STRUCTURE Jack—What sent poor Algy to an insane asylum? Tom—A train of thought passed through his brain and wrecked it— Boston Transcript Aunt Sally’s Advice Head Nese, The nose is deli agt Ue u treatment recommen lowing paragraph will be found ef- fective. Apply without rubbing. Munday Th and surest method of giving healthy, transparent appearance to the complexton is to apply ordinary ef 4 night ie about one to two weeks. is wax, ainable at any drug store ‘co ficient) iy takes lon by gently and ng the or nm The new akin then in evidence in as fresh and velvety as a young «iri'«. The wax Pe k 1 cream and washed been found very ef- es of wrinkles and | wdered mxol 1 hazel, 1-2 pt.” Bathe the face In thi - fonally.—Woman’s Realm, U<>v AMS > Manhattan Tailored Coats and Suits On Credit THE STAR—TUESDAY. OCTOBER 22, |pheum, any time this Author—Why, sir, that book will t th the $40 legacy | pleasure when Dickens and Thackeray are forgot ten Publisher—t1 don't doubt it, but we can't walt that THE PATHOS OF IT of fact, Liulu MeConnell | son ended, they can return New York, but to Kananas City and | it. 7 |Grandmother MeConneli—and the | the B.C. wwe | boy! oO Mra. Murphy-—-Me husband often beats me. Rich Settlement Worker—Dear, dear! To-day the November Woman's Home Companion is yours for 15 cents. But the dition is limited and selling fast. In this great Thanksgiving Number you get 1500 items about 1500 Shop early in the pages of the Woman’s Home Companion. Here are over one hundred Christmas presents you can make, p-casant work for spare moments, the in- structions written by those who know 15¢ how. Every idea worth more than When real story teilers like Kathleen Norris or Justus Miles Forman write, lovers of good stories prick up their good story that makes you think |, gives a new point-of view, or simply entertains to the point af forgetting de matters, one such story is worth more than the price Hee are seven for WOMAN’S HOME “2 COMPANION ““=— VAUDEVILLE PAIR C MARRIED LIFE, AND THEY’RE STILL “SPOONg» f you were to drop into Lulu Mo: | == Connell’s dressing room, at the Or k, you would find the walls covered with photographs. Now, most actresses carry their own photographs in great numbers, They also carry @ variety of other photographs of it Thesplans whom they have in privileged to work with and Great producers and ," all correctly autographed. The odd thing abe one photo graphs in Lalu MeConnell’s dress ing room i that they are all of one person, and not herself. ‘or is the one person whose likeness smiles down from the walls a great Thespian, or an owner, or & man- ager, or an “angel.” He is a boy of 10 now. The pie tures, however, show him at all stages of his development—the swaddling-clothes stage, the first tooth stage, the short-dress stage, the firet-pair-of-tre stage, the first-year-of-schoo! | stage | Mr. Simpson. It in th And there is a pieture of him on) “And ‘The Right Man,” says Mra. Simpson. the 4p of a gray-haired woman Grandmother McConnell, She ta| telling him stories out of a picture tie dressing room, at the photo-| pital, doctor book, He's a fine little man, and! graphs on the wall. Famous Surgeon—Well, wg his name's Grant Simpson His\" “And ‘The Right Boy,’” they say | #esthetized you, removed grandmother thinks a lot of bim. | together. sile, adenoids and On the Orpheum bill the team is} billed as “McConnell and Simpson,” “The Right Girl.” As a matte Simpson. It's + | farce, and well acted, and fi* |—t# neither here nor there. | “Feed the Home Companion is avorite Dish,’’ “‘Chafing “Good Things for Than Isn’t an idea for one new —and yours eereeeeereerrriry Recovered Pathont—Good hag Se ee ee Not for Mr. and Mrs. Simpson |” When the animals got restive tn ithe gaudy delights which the the |the ark during the long wet spell, |atregoer supposes the theatre | Noah, grown desperate for some worker lives for, They do not care for suppers “after the show.” When | the season ends, they will not hurry | Normandy” was given. Since that And do not know what to ©) back to “the great white way |time it has been given again and They work and sleep, and look|again by every dramatic club and| Phen go to your doctor, | * |forward to the time when, the sea-|in every village in the world, But| his opinion of Ayer’s not to| people have never grown tired of rilla. No alcohol, no rm of amusement, proposed an pera company, and to look at|tonic, a strong So, when their turn is finished,| the audience at any stage of the aid Mr. Simpson drops into the dress-| performance, to listen to their ap- ing room of Mrs. Simpson, They |plause or hear them humming the | tor decide. confess to 12 years of married life|favorite tunes after the show, was 15 cent Day 1500 items all for 15 cents ideas—fashion ideas, ccoking ideas, * which help to make everything you dot buy cost less. least one idea, and each idea The men’s corner in the Woman's It ts full of good ways ood things to eat. ‘ of the things and some of Successful Mothers Besides the wealth of pictures, stori and thefamous Kowgitkeasenaatieees ber Companion contains three special articles for mothers: ‘“The Camera and the Baby.’’ ‘‘A Successful Step- mother’ and “The Train ing of a Child.’”” Uncle Sam's Housekeeping When Woodrow Wilson, once presidentof Princeton, nowgovernor ONFESS TO 12 YEARS OF >... will never 4 Lant tght's duction of the opera w, an did one, “Martha” hal tonight will be fires \* heehee ** ae fat 71s ene E SEA * TILE ry * +h wnhas? wd went to the ‘o watch the dame | . ; « fa ‘oung man by [met rid of a mllite months, as shown ts =a Mill ms.” That piece |be popular a a one has an { had that part jcould make months ause fi that If he op ular mi look lek The Walley & Mitchell company give a creditable } tion. Cilfford Thompson, pending Brewster was ¥ s Viola Leach made LULU McCONNELL are «till “spoons.” he Right Girt,’ all right,” little joke. PRELIMINARIEg Recovered Patient ~Pleagg Then they look all around the fit-|me just what was done at And that is as it should be. : then * tached two floating Kiera wiens! Then! Then what? AT THE MOORE *| * npateur show The Chimes of Last night it was presented at . » Moore by the Sheehan Engiish| tion. A blood purifier, Every woman can use’ is worth at least Brute” the cooking de- of maki Husband's Dish Recipes ’ and iving” are dish worh 15¢ Everyone who lives in 3 will be interested in the |G of New Jersey, possibly next presi- dent of the United Stam, talks about talks about what Le know: “House tespsng™ and national housekecping, he mean exactly the whether applied .o your rome of tomes. This ringing message should be read byevery American woman. Girl,”’ is the experience of many homes to learn what American home is like, and ho her housekeeping prob!ems. Ii founded on fact— 381 Fourth Avenue, New York This story is true Behind the title ‘‘Nellie Grant, Nurse who became a nurse and worked in w the house- or faila to solve, story form, but it is a true record; it is not the size of your town ter. Be sure to read "hott The help they will ay same hing or a nation you is worth more Great books and small You ought at least to Know what the great books are, even if you do not read them. ‘Then you can turn to “November Books’* and find out what are the newest books. Merely to know what the world is reading is worth at least 15c Kewpie Kutouts TheKewpie Cook and Mother Dar- ling are the doll cutoutsin color in this number. The only Kutouts with both front and back. The Kewpie Kutouts alone are worth 15¢ a real girl the average is told in OG givizg num! of Name 7 gf Aitress ¢