The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 17, 1912, Page 4

4 ns —— = = THE SEATTLE WHMBER oF qi ewes ie ‘ ‘Galy Seatile paper od wire mews service of tered at Seattle, Wa avond-clam TE: six mos. 01,80, y Publisted Dally by The achanwe M + They Don’t Eliminate God All Europe has been roused by what Prof. Edward Albert Schaefer, president of England's greatest body of scientists, told these scientists the other day in Dundee, Scotland, re- specting his ideas of the origin of life . Most folks seem to think that the scientists are not pay ing enough attention to what God is popularly supposed to have done in regard to originating life Prof. Schaefer gave God no credit at all. He thinks life is only a chemical action; that, in a swamp, sometime, some where, a little salts, potassium, phosphorous, water, and some other chemicals happened to get together, that there was a slight stirring, a movements and life began Even nowy he thinks, if will only watch the swamps carefully enotigh, it is not impdssible that they will see new life being created By new life he does not mean the life that a parent passes on to a child, but brand new life, that has never existed before It doesn't seem to us that the scientists are really leaving God out of it. Even if they do discover that life is only a chemical action, can they tell us who made the chemicals, and e law these chemicals are converted into a mother, with be in her arm? Perhaps it is true that the first stir of life on this planet really was only a lot of chemicals bumping into each other, and mixing up. But who made the law by which this stir be- comes the loving heart-beat of a parent, or the love of a man for a Woman, or the ambition that causes men to move moun- tains, or the fidelity that makes a man give up his life for what he believes is true? Common folk, who only kro you how, ought not to make fu or put stumbling blocks in their ways their guessing and secking The chances are that some day they'll help us to under stand, even more fully than we do now, how great God realty is Let Her Ham Your little girl is hunched up on the floor playing we her dolls. She unconscious of the world of grown-ups. She is happy, and, being happy, she hums. Perhaps you are trying to read some exposition of the tariff or some other intricate subject, as analyzed in a speech reported in your paper. Perhaps the little girl distracts your attention. But—let her hum! Don’t for all the world disturb her. She is enjoying that which soon she will never enjoy again—freedom from care. After a bit she will be a merry school girl, but there will always be in the distance the worry about tomorrow's lessons. She will in -time be a blushing high school graduate,|! but marring her perfect joy will be the wonder about what) life is to hold for her. oe SRST PER Vatted scientists they are alive, but can’t tell scientists or condemn them, Let them go on with is She will be a happy bride, but there will steal in the chilling thonght of what sorrows may come She wiil be a contented mother, rock’ng her babe to rest, but visions will arise of diseases that may strike down her dearest. Always, new worries. as one grows, new responsibilities, new tasks, So let your little girl hum now. Observations WONDERFUL! Morgan bucked up to the slush funds} for the welfare of the people,” and brother Charley put in| $218,000, so that Bill “wouldn’t be under any obligation to any individual.” | CAN anyone imagine such as the Roosevelt-to-Harriman | letters at ali! Mr. Hanna would simply strap on his spurs Garfield’s time? asks the N. Y. Herald. No, indeed letters at all! Mr. Hana would simply. strap on his spurs and personally call with an empty bag on his Shoulder, BEANS, beans, who does, EVEN Secretary of State not eat beans today? ‘The fel- No} Knox “kidded” our “trimmer” low who won can cat beans because they're the symbols of his good luck. The fellow who lost has to eat beans. PUTTY GOVERNOR HAY blocked the presidential eference primary law. He ked the initiative on con- stitutional amendments. But he wants you to regard him as a progressive. This is another reason why he needs $13,000 for a primary campaign and $50,000 for the final campaign. THE “big three,” Poindex- ter, Hodge and Paulhamus, will speak at the Coliseum Sat- urday night. It wili be worth your while to hear them. congressman, Will Humphrey Can't blame Knox. Humphrey is a joke at Washington, D. C., the same as he is here except} to a few local hidebound standpatters feeding from the “pork barrel.” THE people are waiting pa- tiently for the reply of Gov. Hay to the invitation sent him by “Bob” Hodge to share the same platform with him dur- ing the rest of the campaign BY SOME process of legal reasoning, our supreme court finds that love is not worth $25,000, but that it may have a value of $15,000. Gee, but these judges are driving a hard bargain. WITH railroad earnings $20,000,000 a month ahead of last year, bank clearings showing 5 to 20 per cent gains, steel mills full of orders, and with almost unprecedented crops, transactions on the New York est in many years. There is campaign that makes the big gamblers wary. manipulation” probability that WITH deepest pleasure we announce that there is now|400r With one of thove new-fangled | in our midst Dr, J- Ek. Meiville Scotland, with a message that will appeal to every manly|who doesn’t do any cookix Just now the good doctor is at Los Angeles, where |selt. heart. he proclaims that peppermint because it keeps the infant bu Angeles people have been relying almost wholly on the native|man who answered fleas and they sure will welco: SICK HEADACHE, TONGUE COATED? IT’S YOUR LIVER! CASCARETS SURE You're bilious! You have a throb- bing sensation in your head, a bad taste in your mouth, your eyes hurt, your skin is yellow with dark rings wnder your eyes, your lips are parched. No wonder you feel ugly, is full of bile and constipated waste not properly passed off, and what you need is @ cleaning up inside, Don’t continue being a bilious, con stipated nuisance to yourself and those who love you, and don’t resort CANDY mean and ill-tempered. Your system | stock exchange are the small- something in this presidential Maybe it’s the is to be knocked in the head.| of the University of Glasgow candy is good for the baby sy. For this purpose the Los me the change to candy ;to harsh physics that trritate and injure, Remember, that your sour, disordered stomach, lazy liver and clogged bowels can be quickly cleansed and regulated by morning with gentle, thorough Cascarets; a 10-cent box will keep your head clear and make you feel cheerful | and bully for months, Get Cascarets now—wake up refreshed—feel like doing a good day's work—make | yourself pleasant and useful, Clean lup! Cheer up! CATHARTIC Ox SLEEP. ba Author—-Gay, you've bound my new novel all wrong” Publisher-—How? Author—Why, you've got the last chapter coming first Publisher-Oh! you got #old of one of the Indiew edition of the work Manager—t require a strong man for thé part. You'll have to carry the heroine out af the burning building. Actor—That'a up a rafiroad train i was with PREPARED } ail right, 1 hetd| the last play HER IDEA OT | Lady of the House (engaging Preacher—Man, you are on the|new maid)—Hemember, we have road to ruin. breakfast at 7 Traveling losman—Well, I've! Applicant—Ob! well, mum; if 1 got an accident policy. ain up, don't wait, mum, ee ee ee ee ee * * * A LIBERAL OFFER * * Mra. Youngbride (at the baker’s)—The holes tn (hese dough. & *® nuts are very large. You ought to make some reduction. * * Baker—Can't do that, mum; but I'll allow you a cent each ® *% for the holes if you'll return ‘em. * . * Ree AR eA MR. SKYGACK FROM MARS EARTH CUSTOMS 0 PASSING DOWN EARTH - THOROUGHFARE WAS RAPIDLY MPPRORCNED BY RED Wont~ | OWN" GQUALRPED PROORESS/NG On’ ROWND-Pii Low FEET —— PAS CARR VINO CHM ERETA-BEDE wi STARCD AithD~—~ Dd hor DEWATE wh 173 COURSE EVEN GPTER PASSING WER THORCUONPARE WALIERS —— EVIDENTLY ONE OF THE POPULAR SPORTS OF CARTA=COMTRY. ye ? f~ § rogrenseas server ai Pere pe 'Q wero, SURE OF ONE THING Mark Lemon tn one of hie books t of a fat little boy who passed his instructor on the street one day without bowing What has become of your manners, sir?’ cried the teacher, shock- ed and frowning. “It seoms to me that you are better fed than taught.” “Yes, sir,” replied the boy solemnly, “1 feeds mysetf.”-—Christian e Monitor. A CANDID SAL A trio of young ne }have a bachelor apartment in a flat} butlding. As they were seated at breakfast a peddier came to the | Sete: A SOUR, GASSY, UPSET STOMACH kitehen utensils that are so useful im the of a demoustrator « him hands | “The lady of the house in?” in-}“Pape’s Diapepsin” overcomes |quired the peddler. fore nh | ‘ope, Ain't any,” your indigestion in five min . “You're at the door of a bachelor ~ apartment. What's on your mind?” Ob, | won't show it to you fel- the wotidice replisd with a| Wonder what upset your stomach low i , . which portion of the food di@the | grin a je: Phy aoghd cnt | damage—do you? Well, don't both ater, stove litter and can openeri or If your stomach id in @ reMolt; 11 In one, that the women buy like/ hot cakes, bat you fellowa wouldn't) fall for it. The thing's a fake.” if sour, gassy and upset you just ate hag stubborn lumps; and aches; and breath and what fermented into your head dizzy belch gases and acide eructate undigested food; foul, tongue coated—just SPEER EEE REED AN UNREPENTANT CAT “Did I ever tell you,” asked Ervin Nelson of the Cleveland leader, “how my youngest boy minutes you truly will wonder what baptized his cat? No! It was became of the indigestion and dis like this | tress “Walter's playmate was the Millions of men and women today son of a Baptist preacher. know that it is needless to have a | bad stomach | A little Diapepsin oc casionally keeps this delicate organ regulated and they eat thelr favor ite foods without fear. if your stomach doeqn’t take care | o® your liberal limit without rebel lion; If your food is a damage in jstead of a help, remember the quickest, surest, most harmless re- Nef is Pape's Diapepsin which costs | only fifty cents for a large case al drug stores, It’s truly wonderful it digests food and sets things straight, so gently and easily that it Is really astonishing. Please, for be an ‘Mpiscopal your sake, don't go on and on with want tol #%|% Weak, disordered sto: 2 tk tk OTR teh te te ke ee | uOCOsBary, me se, Aw: The ‘kid’ had seen a few bap- tizing = exercises and was anxious to imitate them. So the children caught the family cat and endeavored to prac- tice the deepaea method of immersion with the aid of a Washtub. The cat couldn't have been stncere In her de sire to lead a better life—she seratched and squealed until the boys had to let her go. Then the boy next door hol- lered * Doggone yout Go on and eat, if you SSSSRSSSSSS ESSE SEES E D SESSA REEEEAER EERE REESE THE STAR—THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1912. PAT YS ALG be HE TAKES WIRELESS OBSERVATIONS IN HIS NOTE BOOK ON; j take @ Httle Diapepsin and in five! sBPOILED THE PARTY FOR HER Irene-Did she have a good time at the dance? Marie—Not body raised any fuss | partner took more than five dances | with ber. OF COURSE NOT You see no because her very. Judge-Have your children lived with you all their lives? Prisoner--Not yet, your honor. Mosk | 1Qg | VOICE OF PROTEST He—What in blue biases alls thore confounded eats tonight? | jnever heard them yell in such a blood-curdiing way She—-Maybe somebody has fut lend them about §cent mitk —Cleve land Plain Dealer | HIS EXAMPLE | Teacher—Bobby, give me an ex ample of the word “damper | Bobby (after a moment's |thought)—Paw saya maw is too jdamperticular about his feet bein’ wiped —Hoston Transeript PERSIFLAGE “Hello, Jones! 1 hear you were jsiek *; | was threatened with a | jfever, but the doctor succeeded in tarresting it.” NEED SLEEP Don't you sometimes pence and quiet? “No,” replied the Mexican, “War with us is like the elevated railway system in some of your large cities. Nobody would be able to sleep if he couldn't hear it.”"—-Washington Star, Ab! he arrested it for making jthr ate, | suppose.” Reeth hh * NOW-A-DAYS * * “The ancient Romans seem * * got a lot of fun out of & « » fighting to the ®& ‘* i* And in these times they & |® won't even let ue kill an oc ® | ® casional ompire!” Eee eeeeee ee ee aes | long for SAVING GAS Maud—Se you've accepted Jack. You must regard him in a different " from what you used to. j—To tell the truth, there wasn't any light at all when | ac- leepted him. JOSH WISE SAYS “Th the House didn't meet | the 2:55 terday. There's a funeral in town an’ they allus use the bus | fer th’ hearse.” ‘ig TOO MUCH WARM UP Ball Fan—How do you account j for the stump in McFogarty's fleld jing average? Sport Writer many high balls He goes after too Judge. THE TRAGEDY OF COMEDY 1 “Does tragedy move you to tears?” asked the impressionable play patron, “No,” replied the manager. Tragedy has been paying pretty good dividends. tainment that |farce comedy The style of enter. makes me weep is Washington Star OR RR ke * ss Training for the Future “What makes Bliggina com- pel his boy to practice stand- ing bareheaded in inclement weather?” “He has an idea the boy will ye prefident of the United States some day and wants to have him well rehearsed for {nauguration.’ Washington Evening Star. wR I ON mk * * * * * * + * * * * * * * * * * * * * * BREAKING A BOY'S HABIT “How did you break that boy of his practice of breaking windows?" “Basily. I told him nobody did such things except little girls who were learning to be militant suf. fragets. Washington Kventag Star. ‘WHY AMERICAN SEAMEN OPPOSE ‘TRIM HUMPHREY--CAN’T COMPETE SNe o WHAT THE AMEW'S BILL WiLL DO AR AMERI- CAN COMMERCE 1, Increase the cost of oper ation for the foreigner, thus putting bijm on an equality with the American, inetead of forcing the American to the level of the foreign operated ships with their cheap Chinese crew and inefficient seamen. 2. Increase safety of travel by sea by compelling vessels to carry certain percentage of skilled men, by changing the seaman from & peon to a free man 4. Induce American boys to KO (o wea, build up & merchant marine which would act as 4 training school for the navy Se ee eeeeeeeeteeereeees SPSS RS SESE EERE E EERE SEER e SAN FRANCISCO, Oct, 17-—- When a Chinese sailor is called up on to rescue passengers, he saves mor first, children next and lastly women, on the theory that aman is of some pi mt value, a child of A s-amontn Cninese This picture was snapped as a passenger was askinga no sabe,” was the Chinese answe it takes 250 of these men to hand! issued through interpreters, each of men. or employea ry WITH CHE on a traneg r, it was all the : © big liner, All orders to them o whom has charge ofa lof man —— probable value, but since aidan = | talk to except through an interpre is never of any value, what's the) io, American officers of any vee use of bothering with saying hers| se! could have crews of Chinamen anyhow? But as a rule a Chinaman) if they could give them orders in fen’t strong for saving life, Hel Chinese. We ask further that the thinks he le responsible ever after! lawmakers look to the efficiency for the person saved for all his acts! of the crews of versels, because and hie condition in life. trained seamen are just as neces “And this,” says Andrew Furu-)sary in times of shipwreck as seth, “la the least of the many rea! boats, and you ¢an't properly sons why the seamen of thin coun-| handie a boat load of shipwrecked try are urging the senate to pass) passengers with waiters in charge the senmen's bill this fall. It bas) of them. already passed the house.” king the fight against the Furuseth is known wherever men's demands is every ‘ail there are aatiors, For 20 years he fought the ecrimps of the sailor's boarding house, the sirong arm crew who made a living by recruit ing saliors for short-handed vee |sels. Furuseth licked the organiza tion. Incidentally he hates @ camera like a Hindu does a bath His face has never been reproduced in any publication He's rather handy with hin fists, too, “Passengers on steamers are told! a lot of rot about bulkheads, water tight compartments, vessels that will not sink,” saya Puroseth. “Of course, We seamen know this to be the veriest nonsense, so does the shipowner. If veasels are lost, the) insurance—that’s the publio—pays | the lows. If passengers are lost.) that’s very bad, but there's always et of God’ to be blamed. | he seamen are demanding that! the senate pase their bill, whic | brief, provides that no vessel, no/ | matter what ite fag, can leave a | United States port unless 75 per) leent of ite crew are skilled men, jand can understand the orders. of} | their officers without the ald of an) ioterpreter } “All the seamen ask congress to; do i# to prohibit mmsters of ves) |eela from hiring crews they can't «“sBromo That Ie for this siguature oo every vox, P ANTON & mage ms eooeoeoooeoe ° as Fd pl =~ cengtc Editor The Star: 1 note in to- | night's Star a protest from 6. H. {Parmer against pensions for schoo! teachers. I think he is quite right | If our city, state or government em-! ployes are entitied to peasions, four, six and eight hours per day, with holtdays and maximum wages, then every workingman In the country day. 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