The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 14, 1912, Page 4

ESTA Wath Fi00. z PAate oF WAP APRS © of the Ualted ATTL postortl By mall, oat of efty Up to six mow) wlx mom, O18 Publistied Dally by Phe Sine Publishing Co. Phone: chanme Mal I'm a natural bagn Bull Moo I'm an experimenter. I believe in change because all progress comes through change. I’m for the recall, the initiative and the referen dum, because with them we could have quicker changes I'm not afraid of any chang The American people are not afraid of it—Thomas A. I min rT Two Decisions about two judicial decisions. Governor Hay violated the direct primary law four years ago by spending thousands of dollars il- legally in his race for lieutenant governor. Charles Coon, one of his opponents, brought action against him. The supreme court found Hay guilty of the charge made against him. The facts were beyond estion against Hay. Was Hay removed from office? No, indeed not. For the supreme court suspended Hay’s sentence. It announced that-“the penalty of removing him from office would be too great.” In other words, Hay was given another chance. And Hay has taken the other chance. He spent twice as much this year in his primary campaign only. Together with his final elec- tion expenses, he will have paid out for another term an interview iy a THE STAR—MONDAY, OCTOBER o UR Rs es ~ Wa U | “Pred, dear, your safety ra the beat thing | ever used fo “Robb's father and mother fought @ach other for years.” Yeu; he says that he thinks he fs eligible to membership in the Sons of Veterans.” Kitty—Mise Searing ta going to) th Pow ‘ marry @ struggling ng man | ping up facings. Dalsy—It's no use for him to| “Well, | was bogtont struggle, 1 don't suppose he can|think it was the it thing I get away from her, lused for ripping up faces, FATHERLY COUNSEL WASTED] HIS DESERTS Junt SOMEWHERE ELSE Daughter—Father, you shouldn't have kicked George last night. You broke the poor fellow’s heart. at Olympia an amount in the neighborhood of $50,000. Take the Hay case and compare it with the re- cent supreme court decision in the Black case. Judge) Black received the highest vote as democratic candi- date for governor. The question of his eligibility was laws did not permit a judge to run for office during his term. The supreme court found that Judge Black did { contravene the law. But the supreme court did not announce again that “the penalty would be too great.” Indeed not. It removed Black from the gubernatorial | Pity the Rich It is a favorite jest of the joke writers and the cartoonists to bid us “pity the poor rich.” But is there not, after all, just a bit of truth in the) admonition? Here is a test. A certain New York newspaper has a custom of print ing every Sunday on highly-calendared paper the picture of] five or six of fashion’s darlings. They are sometimes pretty} women, but rarely is there the expression of happiness or) joey or content upon their features. They look weary, bored,| cross, or peevish. And there is a reason for! They are born to social position for the maid to solve. Meals are all arranged by keeper and her staff of servemts. Does she want diamonds? Write a check! Would she like to go abroad? Once more the ready check book. A yacht? The.money is available Do you wonder they are bored but eat and sleep, dress and play After all, there is something tonic in work After life’s pleasures are sweetened and heightened by the strug- They have nothing to struggle Dressing is a question a house Nothing to do in life] all, raised before the supreme court on ground that the|~ Father—tI didn't come anywhere near his heart.—Boston Transcript. A LIMIT “Ie it true that your wi impediment in her speech “Yes; she gets sleepy about 11 o'clock and begins to yawn,” Philadelphia Record. has an Joseph interpreted the dream of seven fat and seven lean kine “The meat trust will give the same lanation for both,” he Father—When I was your age I| Mrs. Pester—You don't deserve @/ said —New York Sun. bohaved myself | wife like me. Son—You certainly don't blame! Mr. Pester—And 1 don't deserve me because you are a backslider. ithis toothache, but I've got It ——— RRR REAR JOSH WISE excite: ment was cavecd wlin Becieysport * | real estate circles j by ‘eport that *) a new house was ® | bein’ raised west wl of town, but it * turned out to be # le pile of baled HELP NEEDED (to constable in the slums)—Your're wanted dahn our court—and bring a hambulance. Policeman—-What do you want the ambulance for? Urehin—Muvver's found the lidy wot pinched our doormat! Tit-Bits, Breathless Urehin |ettteneereee eee ee ere eee rere reer rernee OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE THIS TALK ABOUT soe STY MAKES Ma 1 ‘ inreder’s field.” MATEO “Do they suit cach well?” “Rather. She can even wear his ahoes.”—Fliegende Blactter. A LONG FELT WANT Man (entering store)—A card in your window says: “Boy want @d over 16 years.” Proprietor—-Yes, sir; have you one? Man—No. I just dropped in to ask you if you weren't discouraged, that’s all.—Boston Transcript. IN POLITICS Proud Pa—i want Wi Politician. Friend Jones—Why? Proud Pa—He's so big and strong to be a to secure them. So that the rich who neither work nor Struggle. who are wasters and not producers, are really to be pitied They don't know life. They only know a gilded cajre Predicament of a Great State Three candidates have been named for governor by the three leading political parties in New York. The Republicans have nominated Job Hedges, a man with a clean, honorable record, politicaJly and personally. The essives have put up Oscar Straus—humanitarian, phil- anthropist, an ideal type of American citizenship. The Demo- crats have chosen William Sulzer. He has been a party man, and a Tammany man, but ‘not of the corruptive type. He stands for principles as well as party, and disdains personal advantage No matter whom the voters of New York state elect, they scem destined to have an honest governor and a good administration What a situation! What's this country coming to, any- way? Observations OUR little secretary of state will leave the golf links long enough to make a Taft speech while he’s in town. TOMORROW is the last régistration day. Do it now. Registration books will be open till 9:30 tonight and 5 p. m. tomorrow. HANG the Balkan war! What we want to know is why Manager Mugsy McGraw didn’t order ‘em to bunt oftener that ninth inning. IN November about 1,500,000 women will walk up to those cute little booths and help make a president. Califor- nia’s the banner state with over 600,000. “BOB” HODGE has invited Gov. Hay to speak from the same platforms during the rest of the campaign await Hay’s answer with considerable inter The people “WHAT'S in a name?” asked Billy Shakespeare, Maybe nothing. Just the same it was quite’a chilly reception which Frost reccived at the standpat meeting in Ballard Saturday night. THEY’VE fired a high school principal of Zion City for undergoing a surgical operation, that being against the Zion ereed. Father Dowie worked some beauties didn’t he? into his creed, NEXT Saturday night. Keep the date in mind. Senator Miles Poindexter, Washington's progressive senator, will sneak at the Coliseum theatre with “Bob” Hodge, progressive candi- date for governor. BOSTON Elevated Railway magnates send up because strike breakers pocketed all the fares during last summe trike. Funny! They must have expected an in crease in dividends, poor things! a wail IT’S really funny. On the one hand, the standpatters are spending all kinds of sums in newspaper, billboard, and street car advertising in an effort to stop the tide against them. And yet, they want some people to believe that they are not afraid of the progressive candidates, Jonly hiding out from Osgar who had "d hate to have him ruin his physique working. WHY, NOT WHO “Papa, if you wish to know who joung Mr. Speaker is, I can tell ‘ou. “I don't want to know who he Is! Want to know why he is!"—Chi jo Tribune, BUSINESS Daughter—-Mother, why do peo- ple think business will be better af. ter the election? Mother—Because have more Judge. the men will Ume to give to it.-— A REMEDY Benbam—He called me a drivel- ing Idiot. i Mrs, Benham-—Well, don't drivel. HE SWORE She—Was he furious, dear, when you told him that we had been se- cretly married? He—Not really furious; only sul- furious. —Judge. HIS BLUFF CALLED “So you advertised for your lost purse, pretending that the person who found it was recognized?” “Yes.” “How did the bluff work?” “Didn't work at all, Next day this ad appeared in the same paper: ‘The recognized gentleman who picked up the purse on Boylston st. re quests the loser to call at his house.’”-—Boston Transcript. A222 222222 2 ee ee eo * * Where Divorce Isn't Needed ® Here's an aviator sued for ® divorce. Well, of all the impa- * tient women! Couldn't she ® wail a few days and be a real * widow?—Winnipeg Post. ll le a ie ie ee seeeeee Drew's Barbarous Tale, John Drew has alwaya been noted for his clever retorts, says the Chi cago Inter-Ocean. His latest, which is credited with having occurred in & Broadway barber shop, somewhat dumfounded the tonsorial artist. Mr. Drew has very fine and silicy brown hair. It looks a little thin when it {s uncombed, but properly arranged it shows itself to be very thick and comely. As the barber laid his moist, cool palm on the actor's skull he said: “You are somewhat bald, air. Have you tried our special tonic?” se returned Mr. Drew, “But that wasn't what made my hair fall out.” COMIC PAGE PERSONALS KKK hhh * Why the Train Didn't Stop. * Passenger—But 1 thought *® that train stopped here. * Porter—It ought to, but *® there is a little coolness be- * tween the driver and the sta- ® tlon master, so it never does, * —Rire, 2 eee ee ee He Didn't Need Them, While a traveling man was wait- Ming for an opportunity to show his samples to a merchant in a little backwoods town in Missouri a cus- tomer came in and bought a couple jot nightshirts, Afterward a long, lank lumberman, with his trousers stuffed in his boots, sald to the merchant; , “What was them ‘ere that feller bot?" * * e * * * * * * ADOLF Built like a pork pie and radiat-|Adolf without that, and he hat Ing good humor, Adolf, the renown-| often nobly refused. to take just ed soft-pedal comedian of “Osgar| because some such stunt w: going und Brivis Mornay d into our|to be pulled off by his pal. He was sanctum recently like moon-| dodging Osgar simpli 0 irritat: beam. Adolf shook hands with ev He poh whales fount erybody, including himself, and said| Needless to say that the public is he was not on a business trip but| with Adolf, and every time he m ages to turn the tables on hi londl Nightshirts, beg Pessimistic teamm. injor two?” cir brother act, everybody rocks} “Naup, I reckon not,” sal with laughter. The Comic Page| Missourian, “I don't set coat would be an aching void without|much o’ nights.”—New York Amer. Adolf. fean. another of his peevish spelis. Not Can T sell you one that he minds being kicked in the stomach or being pushed in front of moving trains by Ongar. Life would be dull and commonplace to “|Myrtle Odell, Guy Hitner as Jim/|the ear, and it loses none of its Help! Julian Eltinge’s Real Name Is Just Plain Bill Dalton; Here’s the AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore—Dark Metropolitan—Julian Eltinge in “The Fascinating Widow.” Seattio—The Seattle Stock Co in “Salvation Nell,” Alhambra — Vhotoplays vaudeville. Orpheum--Vaudeville, Vaudeville, and fetu: Clemuner—Vhotopl.ys and vaw deville, Melbourne-—Photoplays and vau deville. One of the shrewdest things Julian Eltinge, at the Metropolitan this woek, ever did was to select his stage name. Had he kept his own, he wouldn't be drawing a big ger salary than the president of! the United States and a percentage) of the profits } There's something soft, soothing and hypnotic about the name El) tinge, and Julian plays second fid-) die to it most mellifiuously The combination sounds caressing to} PTET TT TTT eee eased * * * AT THE SEATTLE * * * snasdbee eihadhatha secede Sects Bailey and Mitchell presented their initial performance of “Salva tion Nell” yesterday afternoon at the Seattle theatre, There were 39 in the cast, the important roles be ing taken by Viola Beach as «| tion Nell, Marie Baker as Hallelu-| Jah Mageie, Claire Sinclal as BILL DALTON IN TWO POSES theatre, the that she had never been to ton Museum, even, young Dalton got his the Cadets, he picturesqueness on a twenty-sheet Wiliams | poster or an electric sign The play proved a success in tts! Just think, though, bow BILL elaborate setting, as well as in its| DALTON would look under similar Piatt and Dwight Meade as Maj realistic presentation. The bar-| Circumstances, It would be repel-| used to play with |room and eet scene received | lant Butte, Mont. named much applause. | Yet Eltinge ts really BILL DAL took his name so as got fs — — TON. That was the ouly name he “unt know, | had until he got into the theatrical game, His entrance there was op posed by a prim Back Bay maiden aunt of the extreme Boston type— Family pride, though, came Boston prejudice, tinge made such a ‘1 overjoyed, and, next the kind that carries a shopping who is, naturally, bag and thinks philosophy left off mirer, you could “What Christ Would Do in Seat-| ¥en Emerson died. to find a prouder tle” was the subject of an addrens| She had such a dislike to the' same maiden aunt. _ delivered inst night at the Plym = == outh Congregational church to a capacity congregation by the Rev Dr, Charles M. Sheldon, author of IN THE EDITOR’S M. the wellknown book, “In bis Steps.” Dr, Sheldon thought that if Py Christ were in Seattle, He would| Editor The Star: 1 notice anjof a pension thas follow the precepts laid down by 4fticle In your issue of Oct. 8th.) conductors, our Him in His teaching—that is, the/ entitled “Pension Our Teachers.”| plumbers or our fai preaching and observance of Our teachers receive a salary | following any other a brotherly love, the better distri-|*¢Tpassed by few occupations and|I for one refuse to bution of riches, the wiping out of | Consequently should be able to pro- the saloons, the abolishment of de-| Vide for the rainy day. nominational lines, and an end of| Our teachers are no more worthy battleships and the establishment = of universal peace. Dr. Sheldon addressed a meeting | at the Y. M. C. A. in the afternoon. | He dweit on the fact that every! man has lots of physical, mental “Il can't,” sald the neighbor. and spiritual ere which have! “Why can't you?” jpever been, but should be, devel-| “Because | want to use the rope myself.” oped, “For what purpose?” the other persisted. by es “I want to tie up five cubic feet of water with ii” “|? MAGGIE’'S Vi “How on earth,” sneered the would-be borrower, “cap water with a rope?” “My friend.” said the neighbor, “Allah is great, and he} to do strange things with a rope when we don’t want to lend Transcript. . — The So~ier ff B. 7, oct. $—It dident seem lke | without the aoe ama there was anuther place in the hide | the hotel men pea thinkers, them i Be of mr. new york man where a har t Sot Se poon could be stuck | you got to heed Mea but there was, and the hotel this new gag, they men's association found it |with nerve as well by golly, the feller that tries to/try to get by with it be a sport and mix with the live; 10 cents extra candidate who favor: of any such law, A FABLE FOR BORROWERS, ~~ An Arab went to his neighbor and sald: “Lend me your rope. Ew OF IT q & ta eH ok ones was up agenst it plenty | butter is what they enough already | great, ain't it when he tok his baby doll out) 10 cents fer 3or# for swell eats, in one of them hand- pay the baker about & painted hotel dining rooms he had |» piece of butter about to tip the head waiter to get a nice and heavy as.8 cents! Httle table for 2 |2cent stamps ~ then he had to pay prices for! by golly, what next) beef and potatoes and green stuff not all the hotel guys that would make any farmer a to do it milyenaire in 10 minutes if he| jim regan, which could sell his truck for % of them |erbocker, he says, Del figgers |hotel stands at 42 st then he bad to tip the waiter for | will i charge a gest for waiting on him | butter ; also to tip the kid at the door where are you he for giving him back his hat and/ your hotel to, jim, # overcoat him a then if he took his skirt any-| but he says he aint ® where in a taxi he had to pay/charge for a about $2 for every mile clicked off neither, and there i on a specially-geared meter }besides him that has and then tip the taxi driver for| people wont stand for robbing him with his crooked clock | not even in new york oh, it was Mistress—How would you like to be tn society, Maggie, and go to a grand bali every night The Maid-—-Law, ma'am, I'd be too tired’on my feet after my day's work to enjoy society. és One Indication. “I guess there must be something in these reports that children are becoming scarcer.” “Why?” “This report that men will wear side whiskers. No man with a nu ber of playful children around him would think of trying to raise side whiskers.”—Washington Star. 5 et ae erent sry tact mse at oe] SUCK HEADACHE, TONGUE COA, a flopper,” sald the son, “What's ! CASCAR that?” “A flopper, my son, Is a person whose ripe wisdom convinces him that it Is better for the interests of the nation to drop the traditions of the fathers and cleave to the new and advanced ideas,” “Then you're a flopper, pa, ain't you?” “Yes, my son; I've gone over to the Moose.” “Mr. Stimson sald he has gone over to Wilson. He's a flopper, too, ain't he?” jo, my son; Stimson is a pig. headed traitor and ingrate.”—Cleve- land Plain Dealer. IT’S YOUR LIVER You're bilious! You have a throb- to harsh physics bing sensation in your head, a bad| injure. Remember, b taste in your mouth, your eyes hurt,| disordered stomach, your skin is yellow with dark rings| clogged bowels cam 08 under your eyes, your lips are/ cleansed and regw parched. No wonder you feel ugly,| with gentle, thorough mean and {ll-tempered. Your system! 10-cent box will Keep. is full of bile and constipated waste|clear and make you B® not properly passed off, and what/and bully for months. you need is a cleaning up inside. now—wake up fn Don't continue deing a bilious, con-|doing a good stipated nuisance t& yourself and | yourself pleasant and those who love you, and don’t resort/up! Cheer up! CANDY CATHARTICg a ) ANY DRUG STORE $0 CENT BOXES. E You SLEU SHOE HOSPIT REPAIRING WHILE YOU WAIT ALL WORK GUARANTEED BEST EQUIPMENT MEANS BEST worRK Model Shoe Hospital Klein’s Sh 613 Second Ave. 217 J HIS INSPIRATION Percollum (of the Daily Bread)— My dear, you are not only my chief entive to work, but my lifelong in inspiration. Mrs. Percollum I know I'm your inspiration, all right, Percival, Whenever I mix a metaphor or make a little mistake in my gram- mar you turn it into a story and get pay for it—Chicago Tribune, Two Faces, “What would you call that girl's countenance who is constantly changing her expression? “That is the mobile face. “And the one with the fixed, ex: pressionless stare?” “That's the automobile face,”— Baltimore American, aaa ature ts on each box. 10 CENT BOXE WORK WHIL