The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 9, 1912, Page 4

_THE SEA1 ~postotiice as second-class matter, — Ti Se, year $3 eae Mate ix m ‘The Star Py © AT THAT, “Put-the-Clamps-on” Hay has been very modest, comparatively, in his expense account this year. He spent only $13,000, he says. Four years ago he spent $13,000 to get the nomination for lieutenant governor, you know, The supreme court, you remember, said that Hay violated the election laws in spending so money, but that “to remove him from office would be t a pen alty.” ch oO great ae . Classifying Hair Tt is reported to us through the un fficial channel of the lice that Chief Bannick regards with favor the uggestion of Prof,, Bertillon that for the purposes of identi fication the criminal’s ‘hair should be classified This, says the professor, could be done by graduating the hair minutely, according to shades, It would, he believes, be almost as use ful in the prevention of crime ag his justly famous finger- print system reporter o man has had so much effect on the social life of the} Durglar as Professor Bertillon, In felonous circles it would not be wrong to say he is a distinct Until this man, born an insatiable desire to ft easy for Jim E. Burglar, purloiner of bric-a-brac ( opener of wag-congestad safes, to be identified as Jim E Burglar, purloiner, etc., tripped into the arena of other ple’s crimes, the average hurglar was opjt sed to wearing loves when professionally employed But when the Bertillon finger-print system flashed upon the horizon of the burglariously inclined, like an edict of fashion, the fastidiowg of our burglars went about their duties neatly gloved é Now Professor Bertillon steps in again. And when the barber says, “Getting a little thin on top, sir,” the burglar will not be peeved. Indeed, you may be suré¢ that our local burglars, when they read this, will pour gallons and gallons of a powerful depilatery on their heads and select toupes of various hues, influence make |} and with most A VISITING English scientist figures out that matri- mony is declining in America because her women are be- coming more athletic, educated and brilliant, and hence pre- fer independence. Maybe so, and maybe it’s because men @re still able to outrun such females. Observations IT’S good to live and breathe this weather. bracing autumn) WILL the fellow who discovered how old is Anne do the same for one A. J. Quigley? “THREE air men killed in one day,” head. “Air men” scems to be a misnomer BUSINESS was temporarily suspended yesterday after- moon, while Seattle read the baseball extras. sayS a newspaper CLEVELAND gave Debs the greatest crowd it has given any speaker this campaign, Going socialist, Mose? UXTRY! — , ie. ANOTHER great advantage of the parcel-post would be t it would render it more difficult to send us everything! O. D.—Columbus Ohio State Journal. head- one the 37 in te Uxtry! Excitement “I-Agn-a-Trimmer” spoke standpat people at TWO “retired farmers” are on the Indianapolis dynamite! ease jury. Now, what in all creation is a “retired” farmer? Must be one that’s ready to go to sleep. SEVEN times Billy Sulzer has itched to run for that lew York governorship, and now he has the chance. And lly has a lot of qualities that are not real bad, too. COUSIN BILL TAFT will be excused if he favors re-| call of that California supreme court which wipes him off the ballot and makes his friends vote for Woodrow Wilson. ! UNCLE SAM doesn't like royalty, but he was forced terday to admit to New York Prince Ludovic, son of the Spanish pretender. He heard lots of bad things against the princeling, but couldn't prove ‘em. THE Balkan states are hungry for revenge against the fapacious old Turk, and it looks as though former residents) of those countries who are living in the United States are go-| ing to give their time and money to the cause. | A PENNSYLVANIA ‘Taft orator got to ranting about | Prosperity under high tariff, when a mill-hand asked: “Then why can’t my family afford meat?” They used up four crash towels trying to make reaction set in on that orator. IN THE EDITOR'S MAIL Editor The Star: Let the girls hhave as fair a deal as the boys. If the people of Seattle would pay as much attention to their sons as to their daughters there would be lots|your paper a piece referring to the better men and boys in the city of | Pendleton roundup, and ve cruel ,Beattle today. Boys lure many girls|and inhuman, | want to ask EB. M. B. f ito temptation by taking them to\if the Purity squad, as they are these large downtown cafes. If the! called, in Seattle, are not inhuman?) j ! would tell their girls they|Now, | have worked ese thes they could be trusted hapeent deter in and around the harvest flelds, More to go out with young men|for more than 20 years, and have without a chaperon. We are not! my first time to ever tian scientists and are not try-| abused, or even werk tooue fing to make other people believe|who come to town with their 80, but we do believe in impressing|clothes worn out. Now, you can it upon the girls’ mind of being|talk of inhuman treatment, but ited there is more harm done right here in this city than there is to break-| ing that steer's neck in Oregon.| von my Seo) take the old but ’ rue saying, “Sweep your own doo: fricting girls’ attention to take| step before you do your neighbor's.” them for a “ride.” (Where?) Down|I am for the saving of souls from| ph bogs ope where they|the Purity squad. H punished just on account of the SNDLETON INDUPPE! Mi tailor sdtenthes of inane ne A PENDLETON ROUNDUPPER. | gause they were dressed in the lat- girls with whom they are not ac-| quainted to go for a ride. “TWO TRUSTFUL GIRLS.” Editor The Star: In reading in| trusted. This Purity Jeague ts not what ithe city needs. It is not acting justly towar: Young men Automobiles go about the city at- Editor The Star: While heartily THE STAR—-WEDNESPAY, OCTOBER 9, “What's this I hear about the wed- ding? Some say the groom didn’t show up until very late.” “New hold on, There is positive ly no seandal. The groom was there, but he wasn't conspicuous. Seems he got elbowed Into a cor ner, behind some palma. BLUNT Fred—If I'm seen in your com many much more I'll lose my char acter, Eugene acter, I soon, Say, if I had your char-| couldn't lose H any too HE KNEW + Teacher—What about “People| who live in glass houses? | Bright Pupth—They'd better get try to sell you old stuff? on good terms with the militant; Editer--They rarely try to sell me suffragettes. lany other kind. | * HI8 ADVICE WORKE “Aad don't forget to climb, my boy,” sfld the latter day Polonia as he parted from bis college-bound son; “climb and keep aclimbin’.” 1 won't forget, dad,” sald the boy. He didn't forget. Three days later he climbed over the prostrate forma of twenty-seven disabled sophomores, and climbing the greased pole to the hated upper class emblem yanked it from its fast- enings—thereby winning a place in the esteem of his fellow students that a secre of scholarships couldo’t equal.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. ee ENTIRELY TO EXTRAVAGANT Little Eleanor listened while ber parents discussed the high of living, The subject was frequently talked about during the a and the high price of meats waa particularly referred to. Eleanor, “playing house” with the other children, also talked of “high prices™ as she heard her father and mother talk. One day her mother presented the family with a bouncing baby boy and Eleanor was delighted. A seighbor was asking ber about the new baby and Eleanor said “The doctor brought him to us. He's awful big, too. “Good-by.” aeteeeee tetas Don't you think my mamma was good to buy such a big, fat baby when meat)» is so highT"--New York American. A MECHANICAL DEFECT Agent—-Here, you've had that typewriter for six months and you haven't pald me a cent for it Student—Well, you sald it would pay for itself in six w phinx. \s Miss Dilipickies Throws Herself Heart, Soul and Suitcase into the Mockhiser Spelibinding Campaign as an Advance Agentess BY FRED SCHAEFFER LAND 44 Sane ? Nobody in this forsaken town h: so | had to tack up his bills myself. mt. any sympathy for Mockhii people and getting them 1912, Flocutlonist-—Strike! altars and your fires! For your Strike! Till Fan-—That'’s two strik One more an’ yer out! the last armed foe The mister! HIS DEEP-LAID SCHEME Editor's FPriend—Do people ever) the suffragettes? |your wife to votet” Seeteeeeeeeetee est fashions. As we were walking up Second aventie the other evening, we saw three attractively-dressed girls, in- mocently walking toward us; also automobile occupied by three or ir young men. One of these t } Men stepped out directly in front | of the giris, and, with a short con- versation, they almost forced them to get in the auto. Now why do the officers blame the girls more than boys? Boys always start things iret, anyway. Ourselves We are two young girls of 17 and 18 years. We keep company with boys, and our mothers allow us to to places of amusement without ing chaperoned, beceuse they can ist us. Our object in writing on this subject ts especially because think that the officers of this should pay more attention to men who ride about in auto- les or on motorcycles, asking list page 6, concurring in the movement inaug- |urated by The Star to raise funds for the purchase of a home for | Mrs. Jones, why would it not be right in line at this time to agitate the subject of the wages paid to these hard-working scrubwomen or jJanttresses? if Mrs, Jones cleaned up and car- |ed for even $6 office rooms in the Lumber Exchange each month, It was well worth $50 per month. And the diords of the downtown busi- ness buildings, who ask such exor- Ditant rentals for their offices, should be able to pay their emp. need to become objects of charity of the public. Good wages is the solution of a great many problems these days. MRS. F. B. LANTZ, 723 25th Av, 8. Buy your drugs “of Bartell. See oe ployes enough so they would not| One thing is sure, I've got to get |more than one day ahead of Mock- hiser for congress, who's being ad- | ¥ance-agented by me. Here it is the fourth and he is already sup. | posed to be in the towns I visited lyesterday. I hope he is finding everything all right in Spinachdale and Beetfield. I'm arranging Wood- |louse and Thrips today for the fifth, and hope to finish Razorback tonight for the seventh, which is Monday, Right there [ gain a day | on bim in the schedule by the jsixth being Sunday, but I've got to) do even better than that, because if I hit one or two hard towns he may catch up with me, and that would everlastingly queer Mock hiser's campaign for congress. | Mockhiser, however, need have no fears. I'll arrange his meetings in time, or never go back to the city. I've now changed my game a little, and it helps a whole lot. In- stead of drumming up Mockhiser to hel with arrangements—which ia hat to do when there are hardly any, Mockhiser peopie—I just go ahead and hire a hall and then notify one or two Mockhiser people that “there's the hall, and the meeting has got to be held, and what are you going to do about it? That pute it right up to them, and T can skate on to the next town, I worked this at Woodlouse and | Thrips, but Razorback ts proving 4 tougher proposition. Nobody tn this forsaken town has any sym- pathy for Mockhiser, so I had to tack up the bills myself. Couldn't even get anybody to do the bill posting. Also, when Judge Mock: hiser arrives, he will have to speak from the hotel "bus and introduce himself, 1 wonder how Mockhiser is get- ting along? I haven't received a single word from headquarters about him yet, (Continued,) “Why do you keep sneering at! Don't you want) “Yea; but if I let her find It out she won't do it.” JOSH WISE BAY “Since Soy) Bean, our village! out - wp, started | wearin that oge have gone mad in Betieysport.” CKKKRRRAR RRR Affectionate, but Careful A negro woman In Savan- nah was preparing to get mar- tied. For four weeks before the ceremony she saved up ber wages, and immediately after the wedding she hunted up her mistresa and asked her to take charge of the fund. “I'll take it, of course,” sald the puzzied lady; “but, Mandy, won't you be needing your money to apend on your honey- “Miss May,” said the bride, “does you think I'se goin’ to ‘® trust myse’t wid a strange nig- % gor and ali dat money on me?” * -Batarday Evening Post. POP eee eee eee eee HIS NEW JOB Binks (to Smith, the great com- poser)—So you've given up writing oratorio and grand opera. What do you do now? Smith—I compose new tunes for motor horns.—London Weekly Tel- egraph. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * LOTS OF IT Customer—What have you in the way of summer fiction? Newadealer—We have the plat- forms of all the parties and the can- didates’ speeches.—Life. HE GOT HER he retorted, and bis ready wit saved the day.—Boston Transcript. HI8 NARROW ESCAPE Mr. Post—The savings § inetitu- tion of our town has gone up, Pat. Patrick—-Glory be! i'd be after losin’ $250 thin if | hadn't been robbed of it on me way to the bank, Harper's Bazar. LETE EMER ESV ARS FFD * NATURAL ANTIPATHY * * Little Boy (to gardener)— * ‘w® Jones, why do you always pull ® your barrow behind you, ine ® * stead of pushing it? * Jones—'Cos | ‘ates the sight * ® of the beastly thing. * RRR KEK KK ni sani KEEPS US GUESSING “Hope springs eternal in the hu an breast.” Yes; hope is a great jollier.”"— ‘Kansas City Journal. NEARLY A ROW “This isn't like the bread mother makes,” said the young married man, “So you are going to start that, are you?” “I was me Mother =n breadmake ly cong! lating you. r was a very good ashington Star, WILLING TO ACCOMMODATE Mistréss—I want you to under. stand, Anna, that I will not have that big policeman in my kitehen! Anna-—All right, ma’am! I know a smaller one.—Judge. z “Do you believe friendship?” he asked. “Not,” she replied, “as long as there is a chance for anything else.” Chicago Record Herald in Platonie Your drug needs ‘supplied See Bartell’s ad page 5, Sat IT’S FUN TO BE A MINSTREL “MAN,” BUT THERE'S MORE MAZUMA IN MOTORCYCLING, SHE ly, easily ang Without ast dincomfiture, about highways at miles am howe ‘at KONE some for Ae Home en : in one eeanon's ise Crawford # from Diang ownene AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Pald for.” Pomander York's of 75 and & blink | And | ager next y up the endura aceur Moore—'"Bought and Metropoltitan— Walk,” ttle" The Old Homestead.” Photoplays and Vaudeville, Vaudeville, Vaudeville. vi Orpheum eee ee * + TEEN ER Bey, * AT THE PAW ‘ : raat t. hele L1 1) The tre] Mines, en up on the stage, priya. headliners at the P; this week They Py gt One of the eng ally clever, and real sweetly, The act i ture minstrel | locutor, end “men,” ete, O'Neal and Wamaley, | Bugs, otter a the biff Money,” gets a good hand, it fp |by Frank Readick ang wonton man, old 8 motorcycle mania, She knows as) Weston. William H. much about carburetors, carbon-| chap with a good ¥ ators, speedometers, generators,| old and new songs, The sparkers, initiative, gearings, muf-| men Trio rolls hoops flera, horsepower, referendum and! skill. Mies Crawford jammed her hande in a pan of black paint, of cork, or chalk, of whatever the stuff is. Daub! She had a black @; Biff! Both her lamps were darkened. Glap-bang-bing! Miss Crawford |e now a minstrel man—or, rather, a minstrei miss. She's the. inter tocutor. “Billy, how’a yo’ all gwan to vote fo’ president? Woodeerow Wil fon, he have his eye on the presl dential chair.” “Yaas, but Teddy is «wan to sit on it.” Bang! Merry Minstrel Misses’ A sing: ing, rollicking, dancing lot at the Pantages theatre this week. Miss) Crawford likes the game, even though she haa to wash her face at least three times every day But-- Walt till next year Then the newspapers will about a death defying Diana or whatever was the name of the young dame who was introduced into Olympic society many moons) ago an a sister of Mara, the flery chap who used to let all the war| dogs loose. | For Miss Crawford is a sister of | the “Great Mars,” the motorcycle) speed who has been performing) all sorts of stunts at Madison park | at the rate of one mile in three seconds, or thereabouts. Mins Crawford, too, has the PETER HANSEN DEAD The death of Peter Hansen, the University drayman, occurred at his home, 4629 Tenth ay. N. E., yew terday afternoon. Mr. Hansen has been a drayman in the University | district for the past 14 years, and| waa a well-known character among | the students, He was born in Den-| mark 50 years ago. He was & mem ber of the Danish Brotherhood and of the A. 0. U. W. DIPLOMACY “Mra. Jinks always bas such good time when she coe How does she manage the impression she ia a widow "She always makes an allusion to her tardy spouse as ‘my late hus band Baltimore American. Kood ve is excep Mi8S CRAWFORD tell Pe Fiad Coffee Grounds for Divoro A West Seattle shopper who is partial to a certain brand of cof- feo has been much annoyed at ber @rocer’s persistency in trying to tn duce her to try something else. Finally sho exclaimed impatiently: “Mr. Dick, I am wedded to this brand of coffee and what the Lord has joined together let no man put asunder!” “But there's grounds for a di- vorce, madam,” replied the eales- man, “you'll find them in the per- colator.” The Kind They Wanted. A sermon was being preached on/ purity of heart, and the words came/ fast and eloquently: “Ob, Lord, give us pure hearts, | give us clean hearts, give us sweet hearta.” “Amen,” responded every man in the congregation, Bartell saves you money. page 5. Best Equipment Means Best Work. Model Shoe Hospital STATEMENT OF THE OWNERSHIP, MANAGEMENT, CIRCULATION, ETC., ~ of +--+ -----The_Seattle Star-——— ames Wie ot pebtication ) IIT published Daily capt. at -—~ FORTH 30 7, HASH INe LON——— -4 required by the Act of August 24, 191% _ - - atement is to be made io d both be delivere! by the publisher to the postmaster, who will send ons cory to the'Toied Auistant Postman Generel (Dirksen of Ciaaacstion}, Washington, D. 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