The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 1, 1912, Page 4

LE STAR re Main 0400, SEATT ie, Wash. pe t ot olty. $e por mon. up lished Daily by The Star Publishing Co. Doesn’t Have To “Why shouldn’t Albert Vanderbilt, who never earned a cent in his life, share half and half with society, which helped to create that wealth, when he comes into the $55,000,000 du him from his father’s estate This question is' put up t readers, but it is not a very startling one, because the answer is so easy Albert doesn't have to Is Albert to blame because he never earned be yn of his father No iety fixed t a ‘Albert just as they are, It might have mace t its productive members, but it established ¢ nditions t which he was practically bound to be th osite, It gave millions, probably made him dependent upon them for his hap piness, and he shouldn't give them up unless he has to And why a I and-half m with society lf Albert never earned a cent, by what ri is he more entitled to a half of $55,000,000 than to a half « ar In striving for just conditions we are ofte n ta peck an individual or a class and for adi tion of which we ourselves are the auth treated the condition under which vast Vanderbi are possible, and human nature makes it possible 4 few of us to share half and half with society what we've got, no matter who much we've got, or how we got it Albert Vanderbilt should whack There is no reason why up with us. We fixed things not only so that he'd get what he has got, but also so that he doesn't have to “go halvers” with us. The boy who gave another boy an apple and then stood around whining for the core would be looked upon as pretty silly Maybe It Leaks There's much talk in Ohio of taking her newly adopted Constitutional amendments to the supreme court to be knocked in the head Such a knock would almost reconcile one to the Ohio su- reme court, for it would be a strong and perhaps necessary. lemonstration that progressivism leaks like blazes when it O° THE STAR—TU OCTOBER Nothing Se: WORLD IS FULL OF HEROES AND HEROINES, SAYS ROSELLE KNOTT, WHO IS SOME HEROINE HERSBip Asahi, the "i who saves Indeed not It isn't every hero lives or goes WO war. Take it from Roselle Knott, She Say has not a Carnegie medal, The : Laird of Skidoo, or Skiboo, rather has pasted her up. But that Is not why Miss Knott is not a heroine sah! and Robert Ob, not indeed in thet it Ma Hieatng, ‘or ja Mine Knott's me recom jth nee laugh mended by the committer of 100 | fave presented fe for a reserved seat in the Academy erow re by tan of Immortals, For Miss Knott has bre Three not written any treatise on the oo cult sacle of baking biscuits without the ald of dough, or some thing like that. But she bas suc ceeded in doing something brave at that, and difficult, too. j Bers ers perform } J cult asd & feats on |** HEH REID ay has Miss Knott-—mies not this . AT THE EMPRESS the distinction of having bee: lead ea? * ing an with Richard Mansfield 1 5 headlines for seasons, bill this wee th a tal bi “ud | w You don’t get excited?) Oe cotnee ae Then surely your theatrical educa Tee la'a D ds, enti « tion has been woefully neglected ree hop! é Know then that the average lead zs ‘on ant in ing woman with the frascible Dick os ‘nd goog NOT HER FAULT LIKE A BLOCK lasted about four weeks, And the ae ah Dolly—1 seo that Miss Manehaser failed to land! yeaytho—Mr, Densely thinks he has @ very level|/uumber of ex-Mansfield leading with thelr figs | young Multirocks after boldly throwing herself at hin] ) 44 women in this country is only ex have coal prods | head : cooded by the number of last sur Rn Polly--Still, she did her best. But you know wom Kittye--He h It's level on top and perpen | vivory of the Noble Six Hundred houne Madge a } en are notoriously bad throwers Gioular on the sid and the youngest soldiers in the Somes: a ann ' civil war n # So that a three-season record be) ws ncing in ’ gives Mins Knott the Marathon with P s. — championship among Mansfield a Page oll stories of the * Jeading ladies, And thoxe who through the Emersih Iaiell have known the erratic and eccen Ik ache rrald Isle. Mime, trie character actor, know that ¢ | Becssee has some t ode Miss Knott must have been both ii | toow that are wonderful, brave and diplomatic “No,” says Mise Knott, “I do not \ iellidleelea at | | claim to be a beroing, but as a , pai * AT THE PANTAGES @ matter of fact, there are greater ? [ter erent hhh there heroes and heroines whom the Featured by Haze) Beas . world never hears’ anything about our, the only girl who ever and whom poets**and” bistorians ¢ the Go! the write nothing abowt, Tho man or an exe bill this wee, n who conqgdére a selfish im- | > make Miss Laugenour's act aif pulse so as to benefit tumankind more novel, moving pletured of ia often acting as Dravely as is given to humap beings to act. Take the case of Helena Richie, the charac ter in which I am appearing at the Metropolitan theatre this week Here is a woman, given to idleness and luxury, whose one great amb girl swimming the Gate are throm on the screen Comedy predominates tm three: the acts offered The a brothers billed as cycle phiends. They “get of good laughs. Orma, whe are A LONG WAY OFF IN CABE OF EMERGENCIES does not include recall of the judiciary. Let whoever is behind this Ohio move go ahead with their spe prog that the people can’t have what they want be- use of the courts! Observations THE stingless bee has arrived, according to a dispatch From London. Harmless mosquito next, please, r OCEAN travelers say there's no finer body of land-bound| water than Puget Sound. And Seattle people agree with ‘em SURE, Iet’s have the Duke of Connaught pay us a visit We can assure him at least as good a reception as Seattle gave our president last year. THAT little money order office which “I-Am-a-Trimmer” cet shut out of Roche Harbor is beginning to weigh as vily on our congressman as the Cannon and Taft load. IN COLD dollars it paid the family of Ed Dwyer of Chi- tago to have him die. Twelve cents was found among his belongings, but he left $150,000 in life insurance. FIRST stormy weather after a month of fine days. But Be all right. We ought to have a LITTLE rain, you know, it’s only to keep up Seattle's reputation of having a good Fainiall. ADMINISTRATOR of Dezyderysz Janowski contended Yra local court that it would take $500 to put up a fitting monu- t for the deceased. After a man has lived and died, carry- Ing the burden of such a name, he deserves a $500 monument OF COURSE putty Gov. Hay is for Taft. He knows the legates from this state were stolen. He said so himself. But lay is the chap who advised one of his appointees to “put the clamps on” charges of shortages in state offices, and he doesn't ee any reason why the same “clamps” can’t be put on the Taft theft. IN THE EDITOR’S MAIL Editor Star: In connection with per cent of these young creatures article by Tom Lawson, printed spt geome equipped (as every one of them has a right to be) to your paper, to the effect that the meet the problems of life. Exchange robs the American It would seem, the more we look of $2,000,000,000 a year—how |into this question, that the world of us actually realize what a|has reached the “penny-wise-and- n dollars mean! To bring |DOUnd-foolish” age. How much bet- ie to my own mind the vast- ter it would be to help mothers and of the amount, I had recourse ive children of today and make them feel that the wi the following figures, based on|¢hem and the very So cuir-ane fery-day physiology. It relates to| produce mentally, moraliy and heart beat. physically, than to let them feel Suppose a man received a dollar|/they are a drag on society today for every time his heart pulsated.| and tomorrow a real detriment. At the end of 24 hours he would be | If you find any virtue in this worth exactly $103,680; at the end| note, and can use it, do so es = ie woud have accumu-| and attribute it to the 7,843,200; but even at this | ( P| Wonderful rate of spoumutation,|° wine vee Steg era Bs Pong on the number of heart} beats, in 70 years he could retire! pea with a fortune of $2,649,024,000. | Editor Star From the time That's a wonderful record for the| Hazel Moore was first designated eart, it mot? And also, inci-|a “Vampire,” I have resented it in talty, & wonderful record fora way ur billion-dollar corporations and) If a woman is Inbeled a “Vam- Congress, not to mention the New| pire” because some man eed York Stock Exchange. jenough for her (and what she was But, really, of the two, the com-|to him) to spend all his money and Parison brings home the wonderful |then embezzie money to get pleas amount of work done in a lifetime/ures for her (a mature man, who by the heart of even the laziest of} knew exactly what he was doing, men. 3.7.4 and the possible—nay, the inevi table consequences of his crime), Woman's Century Club of Seat- tie. tion is to be free some day to mar Dick—-Would you be hurt if | kissed you? ry the man she loves, That day Nelly—There's an accident hospital close by. xive away a couple of inches Relmont—1I'm going to kiss you when I go. | height and still be six feats Bertha—You'll forget how to kiss by that time. = 7 — ee | COIR, She does not marry him. makes matters ft i . x zs yhy? he has fought a ROSELLE KNOTT m . » funnier Be THE FAILURE Brest battle within ber. She bes] ————_— ins monclogue on lll “The inefficient are necessarily the disobliging,” sald a politician fought and she has conquered. She the headline class at the Orpheum, Eleanor Otis and apropos of a national leader who had falled. gave up self to make the life of a| the playlet, “In 1999,” starring Jo Schaeder offer a comic slang sketch “A middle-aged failure got a summer job In a Vermont general little waif a happy one. While| *eph Jefferson, grandson of the | Of stage life. whee store last month. A boy came in one morning and asked him for a], 708K Ww! loasston and emotion tugged at her| «reat Joseph, “Loe Ballet Classique,” Tan half-pound of melted maple sugar, the famous Vermont dainty, at the “Link Wheel- heart strings, clamoring for the} 4nd Asahi, the Japanese magician “Stop thet! Hands off Hoe “In 1999" depicts very humorous-|4,, ly the probable condition of the American if the present “emancipa- tion of women” movement contin- love which woman craves from man, she heroically fought it off— desperately, frenziedly, but brave And the you know I'm the passenger that stepped on your foot.) { don't know it absolutely, bat same time laying a pot on the counter “The inefficient failure, without weighing the pot first, ladled a lot of the sticky syrup into it; then, of course, when he set the pot on thinks initia. an’ refer. ie some the scales, it went down with a bang. So he ladled some of the syrup ly. She wee a heroine. (viff!) I'm givin ‘biff!, " . | ng you ( S| out, and again the pot went down with a bang. Finally he ladled out |B.” ots" qenim ward of noble sacrifice fs in the| wea, It presents the problem of two|, itt) "m siving you IMG all be could—but, again, bang went the scales. (Py 3 deed itself, She gave up the love| women and a man, with conditions| goupt"—Chicago Tribune. of a sweetheart, but she won the} exactly reversed from the present greater jove of the mother for ber! idea of the situation. Joseph Jef KNEW IT 2 babe.” ferson plays the man who, heart-| Charlie—The doctor says Thaw —- broken by the neglect of his wife,|a tobacco heart akkh er eee eee et eee turns to the shellering wing of| Madge—I knew it all slong, qmmmnasemnainentiigeniapnetensatiention * AT THE ORPHEUM *# the other woman. The plece is de) You always cared more for Charter Oak Heaters, Modern sta eats eeae eet eee cidediy funny and admirably pre old pipe than you did for niture Company. eee) There are three acts that are in sented. | Judge. “Then the man returned the boy his pot and sald: “Go back home and tell your ma, sonny, we can't make a half pound of melted maple sugar’ “-——W ington Star ANCESTRAL GLORY A boasting Englishman to his American friend: “My great-great-grandfather was made a lord by the king whose picture you see on this shilling.” ™ The American “What a coincidence! My groa!-reat-grandfather was made an ange! by the Indian whose picture you see on this cent.”-—National Monthly, FOUR DAYS—AIl the Tim That’s Left! ayy By Saturday night at 10 o'clock this great sale, with its tremendous savings and its matchless oppor- ~” FREE Music Lessons’ ' will be gone. And it is practically certain that it will never be repeated, for conditions are changing rap- idly. We insisted that the manufacturers pay for the music lessons, in addition to giving us big re- ductions. They were so eager to unload their sur- plus stocks that they consented. CONCESSION “So you suspect that men are quicker of judgment in practical * than women? ‘ replied Miss Cayenne. “Men have heeded the warnings : the newspapers and quit buying gold bricks, but women costinue to marry for money.” A SPORTING PROPOSITION “What's the matter with this mule’s shoes?’ asked the oie’ blacksmith. “I put them on day before yesterday, and they look all} right to me.” “Never mind how dey looks,” replied Mr. Erastus Pinkley, “You! ke dem shoes off an’ put on yuthuh ones. Me an’ Samson Smiley jJeat will stan’ de expense.” “What has Smiley to do with itt “He's helpin’ me finance a spo'tin’ proposition. how many times you kin fool aroun’ dat mule's feet befo’ you gits laid out.”"—-Washington Star. NOBODY_By Meck | | We's got a bet on The Fabled individual Who Loves a Fat Man Today is different. Thanks to boy crops, business is getting better e and it will be impossible to offer such a again for many years to come—if at alll is not said with the idea of stampeding into buying pianos. It is simply a state! a plain fact. We shall not be able to offer sue big advantages after next Saturday night. — The opportunity for free music lessons Wi be gone. The surplus pianos and the big Editor of the Seattle Star: In-|then what name must be found to| glosed you will find two Star arti-'jabel the men who lay plans and| Cles that attracted and have held|scheme for weeks or months, who my attention all evening, and I am practice every art and deception taking the privitege of unloading|to win the love of a girl, get al! xo hg Soe |he can of her (far more than mere wn one marked “First” is the! dollars and cents), wring her hes Hmportant” question of this|and soul dry and Bnd all coming ages. What shall /aside (or perhaps get her into a we do for and with the widows |life of shame) and say he “dors in ene that are poverty-|not care’? Who ever heard a man Qs en? ‘ jot that type say he cared for the he article marked “Second”|untimited misery and sorrow and looks to me as if it might help to'sin he has © folve the problem of the first. jand women in “sowing his wild Why shouldn't funds of this na-|oats"? And then, whenever he gets ture be made to help those that|good and ready, he can quit bis feed help most, |. @., our boys and nefarious work and marry some girls, that have been less fortunate! good girl and settle down, and no than we. |body calls him a “Vampire” tvery case cited speaks of the ne-| (though he has wrung the very cessity of either looking after these | souls of young girls just for a ima Youths of today, or tomorrow the | mentary gratification). Even had Btate, county or city (perhaps all; Hazel Moore planned and schemed three) will have these same indi-|for the luxuries this man showered Viduals on their hands as invalids|upon her and then “thrown him or undesirable citizens of one class|down" when he was disgraced, still or another. |she is entitled to as much ¢ Some one says: “Oh, that is al-| eration, she Is no more a together too far-fetched. H pire’ than a man of the sort de rede of bore and girls, too, come|seribed in this letter, righ Let us be just to women t r Z n and egy og “a gpetengaann condemn men equally ii STAR WANT ADS BRING RESULTS thon’ hing nce; CONSTIPATED, BILIOUS, HEADACHY, ised numerous girls | *¢k, sour stomach and foul gasea—turn them out tonight with Cascarets. ‘Vam-| § ductions will be gone. The opportunity to a big sum of money will be gone. Yet if act between now and Saturday night you save from $89 to $167. You can get a style 17 Kimball Piano? $315 instead of $475; you can geta $ Decker Piano for $376. You can get a Smith-Barnes Piano, which many have paid $400 and $450, for $20! You can get the old reliable Marshall & Wendell Piano for $274—you can buy Ste Sohmers, Lesters and even Chickering less than was ever known before. a You can get any one of these famous # struments on terms of $6, $8 or $10 down, &9@ six, eight or ten dollars a month. 3 And most important of all, you can select your own teacher, and the manufacturers Pa? for the music lessons. ee) LIVER TORPID? CASCARETS SURE Turn the rascals out—the headache, bilousness, constipation, the | Don't put in another day of distress, Let Cascare | ts sweete regulate your stomach; remove the sour, undigested and tormenting ae and io ews making gas; take the excess bile from your liver a carry off the decomposed waste matter and conatipati: se bowels. Then you will feel great, pee Bese Jascaret tonight will straighten you out by mornin, —a 10-cent box from any drug store will keep your head clear, stomach sweet, liver and bowels regular and make fi Deut terest Oe anes! you feel bully and cheerful for months, Fa But You : aallll Must Act re Before Sat- 10 Cents. Never gripe or sickon, } urday Night, Ten “CASCARETS WORK WHILE YOU SLEEP.” || 3rd.& Univeraity. O'Clock