The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 18, 1912, Page 4

THE STAR—WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 18, 1912, Nothing Serious THE TRAGEDIES OF CHILDHOO When you had been caught playing hookey, and pa sent you out to the garden to Cut @ switch, and, to soften his heart, you brought him a bludgeon like this, and pa actually Ticked you with it—wasn’'t that a real tragedy? ‘ HE SEATTLE STAR _ aiange Mala Wi0O } Vest LEAGUE CF NWWIPATER fre mews setvice of the Vall ered ot Bente Wark, og acond-class Mal at of olty, S¥e per Mon. up to ale Tos | Ale moa, #1 80 Year a. Daily by far Publisving one! Bachange Main 9400. ® EVERETT, YOU WILL HAVE TO Give ME A LITTLE MONEY FOR THE HOUSE ) NeED MEAT AND GROCERIES “= They’re Advancing in Oregon On November Sth, the people of Oregon will vote on many | rogressive measures, which if passed will place Oregon far in the lead of any state in the country so far as advance meas ures in government are concerned. There is, for example, the graduated Single Tax league of which W. S. U’Ren is the secretary, It provides that gradu ated specific taxes shall be levied upon all public service cor rations on the total assessed values in the county greater an $10,000 of all their franchises and rights of way by whidh they operate in the county, and upon every owner of land and natural resources and interests therein, within the county, the tal assessed value of which is greater than $10,000, the tax Starting at $2.50 on each $1,000 above the $10,000 valuation and up to $20,000. With each $10,000 valuation the rate on the t $10,000 is raised $2.50 per $1,000 valuation, so that $25 is Pied as the tax rate on each $1,000 between $90,000 and $100,- 000. Above $100,000 the rate is $30. : The same rule is applied to public service franchises and fights of way and to water powers. Oregon is voting on a great many advanced measures of 1 DIONY GOME TO YOU FOR ernment besides the single tax. Its scheme of proportional ABUSE — | WANT MONEY AND ircivatation and abolition of the state senate, promotion of} ym GOING TO 6ér TH t of state highways, al punishment, and Measure of Succes 1 can't help admiring t WHAT, AGAIN ? 4 COULD RUN THE HOUSE ON HALF THE MONEY IT “TAKES YOu TO 00 17, MAS. TRUELY voolfer ous candidate,” said Mrs, Ballot “Do you think he will succeed?” “He is sure to succeed to some| extent, Bven if he never gets « Jed he 1# certain to have the last} word | | The Evidence "1 thought you told me you were paying for an auto? "Bo 1 was.” } “1 don't see any auto.” “You haven't looked In the right place, Go look in my grocer's gar age.” —Houston Post Like His Religion. “Had your vacation? | “Nope! This your I'm taking tt in my wife's ‘—New York Evening World, Warning. Beware of the man who knows too much, especially if it happens to be yourself.—Life ucational interests, creating a departmen ting woman suifrage, abolishing capit viding for inheritance and income taxes, are all ripe to ake Oregon citizens think well before they go to the polls. This is direct legislation as it actually works. PERE eee * * The Test. |® Onur notion of * a friend after » ® purchased an automobile * Atchivon Globe, * jee RARAanaanane Belligerency We are under obligation to Mr. Taft's departs te definition of the term “rights of belligerents,” on which we got all foozled up by certain affairs in Mexico, Nicaragua et ities of malcontents. and other communities of ma : 4 ee The belligerency of the Mexican rebels is not recogniz i] by Uncle Sam because said rebels hold no important towns, have no accredited head and fail to follow any set military pro- aeeeeeeee ment of state Unforgivable. Blobba—Why do those two girls both hate you so? Slobbs—I once Innocently remark- jed that they looked alike —Phila |delphia Record. A Little Left. “Bindley had a queer experience York last week "What happened to him?" “He bad $50 left when he got when Lucky that definition did not work 50 years ago, : John Bull and other foreigners were talking about recognizing RARER ORR RRR RRR Qur own rebels, wasn't it? s ®& | awey.”—Chicago Record-Herald. —————_ * come * es SHE KNEW THE GAME 7 _— * hey were out at the local ball grounds, and her fiancee # ° Observations was delighted to find how quickly she grasped the points of the # A 1Sé. w ‘ * poy She got on so well that be ventured a light witticlam @ v ies after eating 21 eggs. fonder} * om the subject. * VANCOUVER me, a os en ‘. * “Baseball reminds me of the household,” he remarked; # If the high cost had anything to de . ® “there's the plate, the fowls, the files.” *) indies: 3 ae * “And it reminds me of marriage,” she Interrupted; “first #| ei is country coming to, anyhow? They're evet)® the diamond when they are engaged, then the struggles and the ® WHA’ this © ? S ‘all n 1 ® hits, then the men going out ang the difficulty they bh i « Part “4 . . i a alli them names. 5 out a © difficulty they have in get- Noticing vice presidential nominees and caning sne «/® ting home.”—Louisville Times. baa Sy an — - — . 7 = ES _—— a ps .) PERE REE E EERE EEE a ft bel . sf é WELL, maybe the standpat papers are right about Taft's edd 4e CMLON LOd +4 We KHER R OEE * * WILL APE’S DIAPEPSIN LLY: ‘ ‘* Publicity Wanted. *® Soubrette — Which dh * * colony are you going to? * *® Star—t haven't been able to # ( 6 # find out yet which has the best # o ou ® bureau of publicity.—Judge. *® Bs: WKAR —_— aus —s Art of it. If your stomach is sick, sour, gassy and upset now you | “You are constantly outlining surely get relief in five minutes. aan + [new theories concerning an ideal " : ‘ ‘ » Roosevelt re-election. Perhaps the people who are cheering bs db ee Be . ‘and Wilson intend to vote for Tait after all. A MOTTO FOR GOLFERS i George Stanley, the Yale golf champion, was rebuking, on the New Haven links, a profane freshman. . é “Oaths won't improve your play,” said Mr. Stanley, “Profane golf- ors like you ought to paste in your caps the motto “"Kee® your tongue off the ball and your eye on it.’ "—Washing- ton Evening Star FAMILY OBJECTIONS. ONE LEFT BEHIND. — f notting-| BY THE JUNIOR OFFICE BOY. crush on the countess 0 | n. y., sept 18.—Sara bernbard tg) basa, and the countess’ husbend | —<—<—— ross oa we By 4 Facto @. economic system.” i Mi a a vee ONCYIALFE! ABS. a my friend,” soy se wd Sour, sick, upset stomach, indi-jmeal a favorite food % n <. rghum, “a successful rainbow repensia ; take a little Diapepain. chaser has to make up bis own rain- sea Uk spspge agay N f we meee ; “gome acktorine, take it from me. so him and francis bacon, the guy “The editer of th’ Geeleysport : h he food y eat ferments | 2° be any distress—eat . t ~ = | bows as he goes along.” when the you vi fear. because Pape’ 1 seen sare the uther nite. that either wrote shakespeare or Weekly Whang says lottery ain't no into gases and stubborn lumps; |“really does” fate. , lelse he dident, according to how i " " > —_— from what f hear about sara she else he gamble at ail alongside o’ takin’ Proof. your head aches and you feel sick /of-order stomachs that gi lever you think about It, they frame } chances on what kind of a printer ay nan rens Coie done, bet eager up a job to make out that essex [they send him out from th’ city.” ewe by a * ore she/and miserable, when you | Millions of sales annually, ee ee SS SNE MS | ts 5 crete 4 } a Bhe—Hecause I never hear of any|Teallse, the m Get a large fifty-cent « they couldent never slip it over na : ” The License Clerk. scandals about her.—London Opin- reggie perwre tomach distress go — Sg oye from } 4s playing up to wilyem morrison elizabeth, only just as the docky- and she is only about | ments that accuses him is handed to ot tach thick. jher, she diskovers him doing a} she is a film in a moving picture clinch with the countess pritty good goak. hey | good night, easex | > well, even in a film, sara is there’ he almost gets by, at that, the) 40 ways, {| wold rather see her | queen has given him a ring and told) of ackting unwound off a reel him to send it to her if he wants! aa than to see a whole lot of uther her help in time of peril ackters and acktresses {| know of.’ essex slips the ring to the coum kind ~ - Ba be { Rival of Burbank. ‘ fight in front of me with their voices tess, who is going to take it to che f; es | aoe aed yt one ge : nd everything queen, but the count gets the ring f ‘i eauty doctor is doing.” Bs ~ | wa ; : i seen sara in a very sad play, and chucks it into the river “He's justified in doing it.” % Wityu ¥ “I see a local man has just been ranted a license to aviate,” toa. if your stomach is in a continu-|stomach relief and cure kt “What about it?” ous “revolt—if you can’t get it reg-| acts almost like magic—it is a “Fd like to know who issues those ulated, please, for your sake, try|entific, harmless and acanaes to avinte.” Diapepsin. It’s so needless to have| preparation whieh truly belongs! .. “The foolkiller, I suppose.”— a bad stomach—make your next|every home. a Louisville Courier-Journal, PPAR NE SOR MARI, NOE ACR Sti SIRES ty queen elizabeth so the queen thinks essex fs too 2 3 a | the queen is a giddy old bird, she proud to ask her for mercy, and off} Pelle-—-What aro the relations be- ph cal sary Mv age borage hs a has a young lover, the count of comes his noodle tween you and Harry? Mazie—Why do they object to " e then the queen goes to view oi Dorothy—Oh, mamma and papa, him? peaches Baltimore American. essex he is a swell looking guy, andthe | remanes, and when she sees the brother Jack and all my cousins} Kitty—There are seven in her On an Ocean Liner. would hock the crown Jools | ring is gone she gets the storey out)and aunts. family and his auto holds only dfx. ize 56y uoleleas ak tate Gasil hf bf da f th it about wh it vent) jaud—My ne! abl oh flere ge oom Sen rien cgpeirentn moe ghar His LUCK. GAME IN PLENTY. took very rich, and yet she con- but when she sends him over to/to ireland to be governor there is trub-| and then sara sertenly does throw herself, she may be old, but she has stantly* growls about her trouble with servants. Heatrice—Perhaps she keeps an his nibs of essex has also got a'still got the pep johny SNe ee _— intelligence office, THE BORED MAN’S RETORT HAPPY LAUGHING L. 0. HENDRICKS, Prop. Office Phone Bal. 475; Res. Tt was in a railway carriage, and the company comprised several <3 commercial travelers and a stout, elderly man, who sat snugly in one 9 “What a quiet man Boardman is.” Salmon Ba Wood corner, engrossed in bis paper. ” inds me so mucl Wood and Coal. z Full Weight and Measure. At Stimson’s Mill, Seattle, Everything for the camper, Stoves, Chairs, Hammocks and Baskets, at reasom Each and all of the others made desperate efforts to draw their silent, stont companion into conversation, but to no purpose, He merely sat there reading. At last one of them determined to settle the matter “Pardon me, sir,” he eald, suavely, “but I feel sure that you are one of us, What do you travel in?” The others bent forward eagerly as the stout man slowly lowered ‘Yes. He remi ih of Judson Harmon supporting Woodrow Wilson.”"—Chicago Rec-| ord-Herald, + ae Changed. If cross, feverish, bilious and) yrs. Negg-teiee E married you | sick, let “Syrup of Figs” clean}! didn’t know you were so grouchy. his newspaper and peered through his spectacles, with sad and melan- a a Naggs—I wasn't. — Kansas Cit ble pri choly mien, at the persistent one its little waste - clogged] star, ¥ able prices. : “Well, my friend,” replied he, “at present I am traveling in very Is. crn ) inquisitive and objectionable company, and the carriage is full of sam- bows You've Seen 'Em. BALLARD HARDWARE. Phone Ballard 1. ples."—Answers, London. The boss was taking the new No matter what ails your child, a] Stenographer to task. OLD VETERAN’S ST. = gentle, thorough laxative physic You sing too much during busl- ote ghee gp ol Prices. Gens ahd OE should always be the first treat-)"¢s8 hours.” ment given. “Surely a girl may be allowed to HAIR STOPS FALLING, DANDRUTF ei, DISAPPEARS vhs CENT “DANDER ” one” basen caetta. comsteh uit If your child isn’t feeling well; wa | “y ron tare “Ww ? resting nicely; eating regularly and| “But you don’t do any work. You oom INE What Is He—Just back from the moun- acting naturally it is a sure signjought to be a stenographer in al ENT co AIL T gM | 533: Ballard Av. Imported Norwegian and Swedish goods, including Fish i Anchovies and Sardines. Complete line of Heinz’s Pickles and a Gold Shield, Crescent and Folger's Coffees. service, “I've di tains. Was there any game there? musical ay.” — W Have you gone throu, ° 4 tr “ that its little stomach, liver and 30 comedy,’ ashington SAVE YOUR HAIR! BEAUTIFY IT! INVIGORATE YOUR SCALP! "No I'don't need to. I's the! We layed golf all day and bridge | "tt Miiey atte wantiae wad peed anne ER! HAIR A ” : constipated waste matter and nee — « goes hh a a ah i — i a ee & gentle, thorough cleansing at] Imaginative Person, once, “Is your burglar-protective sys- | oF cee POA eee When cross, irritable, feverish,{tem an absolute security against stomach sour, breath bad or your| thieves?" little one has stomachache, diar-| “Guaranteed.” rhoea, sore throat, full of cold,| “Then install one for me. I don't ltongue coated; give a teaspoonful| want to be robbed of any more il of Syrup of Figs and in a few hours |lusions."—Judge. all the clogged up waste, undigest- - ed food and sour bile will gently Two or Trhee. move on and out of its little bowels} Country Cousin—Well, I was at without nausea, griping or weak-|the Metropolitan museum this morn- ness, and you will surely have a/jing. well, happy and smiling child again] City Host—That's nothing to brag shortly, about, I know two or three fellows | With Syrup of Figs you are not|living right here in New York who \drugging your children, being com-| have been there.—Smart Set, osed entirely of luscious figs, sen- posed entirely of luscious figs, sen Carrying! Rerotta ‘Tes Wen DOUBLE DAILY SERVICE na and aromatics {t cannot be harm- ful, besides they dearly love its de-| | “Tim,” inquired Mr. Riley, glane- VIA THE liclous fig taste. ing up over the door of the post- ‘ce Mothers should always keep)office, “what is the meanin’ of thim 9 ? Syrup of Figs handy. It is the only | letters, MDCCCXCVIII?” 4 stomach, liver and bowel cleanser| “They mean eighteen hundred TWENTY-FIFTH AVE. GROCERY Ballard 231 26th Ave, and 67th St. % ¥ New Milk Rou We have established a new route tn the Ballard district now delivering Pasteurized Milk, Certified MUk and Whip) regularly in this district, Phone us and our driver will calh — A. Kristoherson Phone Elliott 2 ES ia a aa ~ THE CANDIDATE. ‘Try as you will, after an applic: |smne one small strand at a time. | tion of Danderine, you cannot find| The effect is immediate and amaz & single trace of dandruff er a loose |ing—your hair will be light, fluffy or falling hair and your scalp will|and wavy and have an appearance not itch, but what will please you/of abundan an incomparable | most, will be after a few weeks’ | luster, softness and luxuriance, the use, when you will actually see new|beauty and shimmer of true hair hair, fine and downy at first—y: health. but really new hair—growing all| Get a 25-cent bottle of Knowl| over the scalp. ton’s Danderine from any drug A little Danderine now will Im-| store or toilet counter, and prove mediately double the beauty of |to yourself tonight—now—that your | your hair. No difference how dull, | hatr is as pretty and soft as any faded, brittle and seragay, just|that it has been neglected or { moisten a cloth with Danderine and | jured by careless treatment—that's | carefully draw it through your hair, | all. and regulator needed—a little giv-|an’ ninety-elght.” BETWEEN en today will save a sick child to-| “Tim, don't {t sthrike you thot morrow. they're carryin’ this spellin’ reform Seattle, Aberdeen and Hogq Full directions for children of alljentoirely too far?" leave Seattle 900-4, Mi. and uno P. alien Trains : . M. and 4:90 P, M. Our family doctor @aveyhges and for grown-ups plainly |——— um, who wants to kiss the} me something to use for my throat printed on the package, 7? SE just before | sing. It's powerful, Ask your druggists for the full i 'e him there is no baby, and,|I’m sure, because he told me to, be-|name, “Syrup of Pigs and Blixir of DT eed - ware of an overdose Senna,” prepared by the California me lady,’ He (aside to Miss Caustiqued--) Pig Syrup Co, This is the delicious Jon't you dare let the horrid} What cautious old fools some of|tasting, genuine old reliable, Re- creature kiss Fido, these family doctors are! fuse anything else offered, For particulars regarding fares and train service, call on or CITY TICKET OFFICE > —_ Second and Cherry, or Jackson St. Union Station Ticket 0 DANCING HIPPODROME, SEATTLE’S NEW DANCING PALACE, Fifth and University. 6 Cents Per Couple.