The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 14, 1912, Page 4

THE STAR—SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1912. THE TRAGEDIES OF CHILDHOOD When, in your very fiercest manner, you dared that innocent looking new boy to find 5 ¢ besides—Gee! chip off your shoulder, and he did it, and gave you a swell licking besides e! the limit? fatn di00 W gocond-claaa ¥ ain mow. 81.80, yon met Machange Main 0409 S| > z= ™~ In for It. Here's another blow to ideals! Really seems i 5 hips mu. Orr Gun. Maveinwl ‘ens Ma ide «ob the must be knocked in the head by prese mays | OR CHEWING GUM lack : oe Dieat you as a kid, just love the old story of the Exodu tk i'm pie ca gio, malt Bie There was old John D. Rockefeller Pharaoh just a making the inde ~~ peratched up the firat time I try to veg oor Israclites | work their hands off for nothing save their) f at a pineapple with Its akin on ne Srard and religion, and abusing them in every way, and when HAVE. TO TAKE { Washington Heral ai they got orders to move out to a fairer land, he wouldn't let) Ute Jamy' Overconfidence a | mh them we Then the Lord sent plagues, inch ling California! Express “Your opponent says he can win iy “Sa fleas. But Pharaoh's heart was only softened \porarily, and, | |Jn a walk,” oid the campaigner i) on toward] when the tribes of Isracl had got a good move ff, “Well,” replied Senator Sorghum Canaan, the’mean old critter took after them, hot-foote 1, with us courage that idea if we ran persuade him to bold himaelf — SS @ great army bearing swords and spears, and a ravenous appe own to a walk, maybe T can get up tite for Israelites. ; ; ra ' _ eres = eon that will beat him " . or ou to te when the ‘ashingto P And, our Sunday school teacher used t poor Israelites came to the Red sea, weak and t y os Faye ean Spaired. But the waters of the sea openc ! iege “Women are #0 unreasonable assed over dry-shod. And there, cl ind, came old wid the baseball fan. "When I got f P h and his warriors, a howling and a roa and jome the other evening my wife bloody pik csdlrag Ee Sade r Was utterly deprensed a cussing to beat all. Gee! but we used to be for and scared about those poor folks standing beach, weeping and wailing, not know: they were to become meat for that Egyptian for our leading bankers, theatre owners a chants Didn't our hearts swell in praise : heer wl t od 1 Red se 1 x right up and cheer when tha ; a Pharaoh and his hosts in one grand, unanimous bath? You bet! ; Alas! Now comes Prof. Raphael Blanchard of the French ‘Academy of Medicine, and proves to the satisfaction of the re detente t the Israelites never saw that Red sea at BAKER ANO MIKE'S PLACE s of Suez, th Twit BE TouGk ON THE ane vek@eae Foor PAD SATUADAY NIGHT Whi “That's what I'd like to know game Washington we stand Mt t out Jr. scientific world t all, but came across the bitter lakes of the Isthm water of which was made s et by myriads of little red worms. Dei lear! That beautiful sea story laid low And by worms! Might just as well prepare to learn that David slew th Goliath by running him down with a motorcycle, or that the] the sit * eee re } record of Mrs. Lot's fate is a mere yarn got up by the anti-suf-[-————— esc cress fragettes, or that the selling of Joseph into slavery by his |, Tho two women were seated on the sand at the seashore, The} Sap. vee Aceeine toby concocted St 4 = eee ma daughter with the red bathing sult jost going into which Joey himself was the leading bull moose. NOTE.—The g \ an is planning to reduce water. eheeeeeenonecbomeenen ‘Oh, indeed!" sald the other on ; | Yes; she's Just 18. I'm going to bring her ou ; i "Gracious! You don't mean to say you're w her to \ Some Darrowisms stay in the waler that long?’—Yonkers Statesman, ' “Hf the workingmen thought more and worked less, they would have) USUAL START. it & great deal more property to show for it.” tor, I want to become so I can raise a great weight. Can! “Th’ Beeleysport Weekly Whang’s | “The people do not make any laws. They just vote for them way? supply o' type is so short nowdays ; “The rich know more than the poor. You can prove that, because ous wo; but Your physique is rather slight at present that th’ editer has ter resort to ; the poor work. No one ever got rich that way T know ft is, | thought maybe I could raise @ little at firet, and|eimpiified speiling to make it j “ | ie the if you let me tell what they| work up " YAK. COUNTY GIRL ; 1 don't care who makes the laws if you let me t rk up ch. j mean.” s Yes; we'll have to go at it gradually, take a long course of treat mone Dear Uncle Jack—I am a ¥: ' “The courts are the bulwarks of property, of vested rights. They | men FOR BUSINESS REASONS county girl who wishes to join Should be calied ‘divested’ rights ‘ All right, doctor. What shall I raise to start witht In a Kansas town where two Circle. I was 15 not long ago “Where there were no laws to interpret, the hap made therm “Petter raise $200, 1 gucss | brothers are engaged in the retail I do not go to school, lam “The first thing that is sacred fn this country isi ness. coal business a revival was recent a drawing for this wee , “Workingmen may play with the ballot, but be can't get anything A LANO OF ROMANCE y held, and the elder of the broth Of value.” They are passing through the land of story and song, where more “Most every law against the poor has been made by the courts and/ romances have beea born than anywhere else upon the globe |brother who had “got religion Rot by the legislatures.” Spain? jtried to perenade the other to join “Human beings are about the cheapest commodity in the world France? Gos inne Gas. tne ko cena “While the few people who control th arth don't No, gentle reader, no. Why can’t you join the church they own the edges so that we have to ss to get a drink out of The train slows down and the brakeman calle the station. like I dt4? it, When we get airships, they will own the landing places Next st op Indianapolis! It's a fine thing for you to be '>* “Moving Mt, Baker into Lake Washington is au easier job than}|-——______ —sfiong tothe church,” reptied the changing the constitution.” ! AGREED, younger brother If t join the Everybody is patriotic when he is satisfied.” a lebureh, who'll weigh the coal?”- “We say that a thing is constitutional today if John Hancock gave ty Times us the right to pass certain laws 125 years ago. “The supreme court Is composed of middie-old, more or less wise gentlemen. who wear dresses, out of compliment to women, no doubt, indicating good judgment. They are nice old people, about 100 years old.” : ree Will you please send me a rs was converted. For weeks the ship certificate—Maggte Mabton, Wash. x TOLD CIRCLE BEST Dear Uncle Jack—I have in other clubs and circles but I been told that the Star Cirele the best, so I thought I would I would like to have a membership card. Iam 10 years old and inte | Fifth A grade. I go to the bia school.—Helen Kyle, 3241 jnand St. On the Ark. } “Those wicked neighbors of ours {were in hard Inck,” said Japheth, v “it serves them right,” replied “The king of England is a sort of floor manager for a charity ball fam. “They stood around waiting They have no written constitution there, you know.” A‘ for a ship subsidy instead of going “Hf the tollers so completely organized that they would say to the ahead and doing business as we employers, ‘Unless we get our just products, we won't work, then they 46 "—-Washington Star, THE THREE would get their right.” “The standing armies are to protect the people who own the earth to keep it. What are the armies for, to kill off the Japa and the Chi Bese? No, they are for direct action against organized labor.” “It doesn't hurt the poor man to be shot in two, It is too mussy for the rich.” > jArmageddon is? “Workingmen don't need old-age pensions. They never get old.” 1 i { jo. But that makes the figure - i ; 4 Mijof speech more appropriate. No, these two little suffragettes do not represent a certain political | j Washington Star. party, They merely posed for a camera man who owned the donk and Observations who makes a profession of snapping photos of little boys and girls on ee ARR AAE RAR RH he onimal at something like 15 cents a throw for each picture. THREE cheers for the autumn sunshine. TAFT will be KNEW WHERE HE STOOD “I stand at Armageddon!” said the orator. “But do you know exactly where Real Selfishness. The two girls on the donkey are Irene Pyncheon, a member of The “Mugeins has made a pile of Star Circle Club, and Ethel Welfelt, a friend of Miss Pyncheon’s, Miss money, and now he's trying to Pyncheon has been a member of the Circle for a long time and has won get into society, but the ques several prizes. She lives at 106% 22nd ave. N, tion of manners comes up. Has he got any?” queried Bolivar. “Muggine? Manners? Well 1 should say not,” retorted wh An art teacher once set his es a freak task—asking them to LIKES LOWELL PRIZE WINNER IN THE) {ne teruiation two. eur, SCHOOL BEST| WEEK’S CONTEST __ ‘tre must be only three ears whole picture. One ingel Dear Uncle Jack—KEvery Satur- ‘ ALR: Proud Pa—I want Willie to be a tomorrow. It will be 23 in November. | politictan. | Mrs. Knagg--You never deserved _ Friend Jones—Why? a wife like me. IS THERE anything so rare as a day in September, pro-|_ Proud Pa—He's so big and strong) Mr. Knagg—I know it, but 1 «up viding you are in ttle? ? Yd hate to have him ruin his pose I'm being punished for the : vA Se physique working ‘eins of my forefathers, seeeeeeeeeeee a ps pts 1 er Slithers. “Why, that man dent drew a picture like that FRIDAY the Thirteenth certainly brought a bunch of BETWEEN CADDIES. WON His BET. wouldn't give up bis seat ina #|%2¥ @vening I read the contests of here. See if you can arrive at horseshoes to our Seattle Giants a nyhow, dentist's chair to « lady.’ the Circle Club, and would like to same result by any other Join it very much. I am 11 years old and in the Sixth grade. 1 go to the Lowell school and I think it is camel the best. I will answer the contest mn sume cae sas tntk stock.{fr this week.—-Evelyn Gunnerson, ing and one white stocking created |!!!! B. Jobn St. the latest stir at Newport. What do on you think of that?” GETS STAR FIRST “Fine business. I suppose some] ear Uncle Jack—I have written jgentioman exquisite will appear|to the Circle once but I have not next wearing a boot on one foot and| nad a membership card. I am 12 |@ shoe on the other.” years old and in the Sixth grade, Train to Fit the Needs of ment of the rabbits. Harper's Weekly. RRR HK hhh hh +eeeee eee RE EES SOME of our fellow citizens are en for staging an entirely creditable County 1 to.a lot of credit Fair DREAM CONTEST CIRCLE MEMB At the suggestion of & member the next contest the Cirele will be a “Dre test.” The prize in this o to be a pound box of delice olates. Letters must be in The Star office by not 3 o'clock next Friday afternoom. dress them to Uncle Jack, a @ of The Star, The following is Wilson's letter: ss Dear Uncle Jack: 1 think G& the best thing for the next 6 4 is to have us tell of our dream. It is something yo 4 not had yet, and you get quite a number of funny WILL some well informed person please tell us whether the war between Turkey and Italy is still on? PASSENGER agents in convention here express regret that they must leave Seattle. They have a decided advantage < over the average man, anyhow. They can get pretty cheap] * rates for a return trip here any time. cero Soe ee fine we I try to get it before my mother and brother. 1 will be very glad to get a membership card.—-Oma Hen- |son, Edmonds, Wash HONOR:ROLL sift f yp apa te oo ys Mr. Editor: That Michigan state ;in Michi It looks aa if condi-| Y Michigan sta a chigan 00 a4 cond yy Drawn by Clara Wilson, 123 N. prison affair is something fierce, 1: tions had not changed much lived in that state for several years| We should now send a few more 55th St. Marjorie Wilson, 9256 S7th av missionaries to the heathen. vale = Te emt ee Ee quite a while ago. | Respectfully Farmer—Yes, I read every one of t e Imes Marjorie Wilson. They used to sing “If you want | H. C. CROCKETT. those speeches you printed in the] Maggie Erickson. an honest man you can't find one! 1818 6th Ave. First Caddie—What you doin’,| Congressional Record i Jimmy? | Senator—Did they benefit you? Second Caddie—I'm goin’ fishin'| Farmer—Yes, sir; I won the $2 after this round, Look at all the|Zeb Perkins bet that it couldn't worms he's dug. done Evelyn Gunnerson. Lillian Verbrugge. Richard McManus. Walter Isackson. Thomas Jones. Oma Henson. Thelma Iverson. Beatrice Baker, Stella Hess. Hattie Lindberg. Nannie Lindberg. Victor Brown. Alice Campbell. Floyd Hoffman. Maurice Connor, David Bernstein. | No Suffering Yets! The unnatural suffering of so many women at timél can be relieved by a little care and proper h p Beecham’s Pills give just the assistance needed. T act gently but surely ; they correct faults of the s so certainly that you will find better conditions p Amongst Women Who Ta this renowned and effective remedy. Beech | ARE Pills will help your digestion, regulate your be |EIGHT GIRLS WANT'|} stimulate your liver. Headaches, backaches, fi CIRCLE CARDS |] tude, and uervous depression will trouble you less Fen owing Giant girls “have Jess after you take at times-—whenever there is nee | written to Uncle Jack, of the Star Circle Club, requesting member: iighine to retain their youthful looks and to f ot directions w b's ery \ remarkable man was old Grandfather "5; had to wear lightning rods on his eare HER SCHEME. ———~ TP hear even ‘thunder; and oftentimes then, ie had to request it to thunder again. The forester and the astronomer, who had decided vacation together, were picking out a place for a camp “Here's an ideal spot for the tent,” suggested the astronomer, “in the shade of these magnificent trees ; “Darn the trees!” exclaimed the forester; “they'll shut off our view of the constellations.”—Chicago Tribune, Canadian Pacific Railway STEAMSHIPS ON “TRIANGLE” senvicn In the great Industrial stago g)8hip cards to the Circle, Certificates » Pacific Northwest is fj have been sent to them, Write to now enterinty, | #9 much fH) Uncle Jack today for a member. ship. certificate. Senitle-Vancouver via Victoria Kthel Stiles, 7417 (Returning Direct) Daty: 10th av, N, B. Vaiss Gantt oo A vs Marie Farnum, Seattle. be sure to read the epecial Arrive Victoria a 15 B. m s , ; wet or tg §| | Maggie Erickson, Mabton Gad omvebdin teksten tac, ek Leave Victoria = First Actor—I'm going to leave} “tig wife is a Lusiness woman Pe iain c Oma Hanson, Edmonds. Arrive Vancou the stage. mm. all right.” Helen Kyle, 3241 Ferdinand St % _ Leave Vancouver Second Actor—You'll be missed if of being hit, he gets back. Arrive Seattle . my “What makes you say that Hsther Pittelkan, 4471 Whitman eu. Arrive Seattle : 80D. Bl you do, old man umhere: tnetatied & tne lod iy ' r etree ce SATLANG From PIER 4, First Actor—That's just the!the hall, and he has to punch it 2 4 Ine. Evelyn Gunnerson, 1111 EB. John € CONCAUNE, ETC, Free Dell City Office, 713 Second Avenue. Phone Main 6548, fj reason I’m going to retire, I'm tired| when he goes out nights and when First Av. Went and Roy St. 8 min Ava bet. Union ne Pike, “tattle Lindberg, Seattle, | a a A ee