The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 11, 1912, Page 4

full lew pantorrt ty, § ad Dally by Phe Star Publishing Co. TPS NORTIW EST Hive a owire mows rh aix . P NWS vn lee of the FW, your FF Dikehnawe Mate 9400, TEMBER 11. 1912. ir tte Se od A man’s neighbors are en t yst competent Jie SUSPENSE At any rate, they are hiy most critical tera ynseS,, “Mux, did you hear the steplad your neighbors, the men wil you ft y neti inact | der when It tumbled ove vi im you, you are made right » yor rgd , Ne dariing. | hope papa didn , ont { i ure the all that old saying, familiarity breeds con f you No yet~he's etill. banging on to right. sort " }the pieture molding.--London , here is an item from the election returns of Sg notnt Opinion s worth while. It gauges the estimate ot »b odge that “t ‘who have had better opportunity than anyone WITH NO STINT TO held by those who have had_ opt rebirse 8 THE MIS8UB.| Wien they firet suggested {tithe educat voth eray else to learn the true man in him, It is the estimate of GibbecWhat would you say is % Biss cease eimbttions who worked side by side with him at Black Diamond, digging the necret of harmony in married |their mother xmiled nagth gyal peromagdl ! the earth life? ‘ When she, in turn, consulted her! ans to ha pee ret coal out of the bowels of the cart! what it mea , , “Rob" H The secret of harmony, friends they were dublous chool just when laurels are with ack Diamond cast 89 votes altogether q on F aoe se tae tag -tebe ae . . bol ] wr Do # got 85 of them. Case, another King county man, got three, lables of that word—Hoston Tran} : tn » A Ray valet j\ence and Kunice 7 630 Me \t number of ® and Lawrence got one script ren foes, ridian av, faced a short time ago y but the 1s pets; but—will it pay it takes 4 than a whole bred them, ‘and i NATURAL HESITATION The two young irls were deter-\ pack of gra " ir co 4 Now that your parents have Put mine 4 that it could and would.|brave girls, and, in nothing q ou through colle va yO" l'There were only the two girls and/and dou they sta 4 1 | waiting before you pick S\ine mother in th le home, and 't It was not a freak notion en Ow nice, “ie te There are philosophies, called religions, which may be put career lthey .were confronted by the pros-|tered upon on the spur of the mo-|breed onl the blue ‘ ” Why replied the sweet girl uct ‘or leaving schoo 1 “— ent and ney tudied from 1 ed, line-bred kitten t into the one phrase, “Don't worry : MAYBE THIS See eran ee are cea ta[peet. of, lemrin i—-giving up|ment and th studied it from al ‘ } It is the quintessence of selfishness and stagnation Where WILL WAKE some one won't pick me out.” there are no worries there is no inspiration and little activity | you up Judge P . ‘opics of optimism. That's why there's noth-| © . Sh Sie ic wp i oes % 4 oi suponael Agnes | sneer mapricahh HGR. P ing doing there here’s too much sunshine, comik an | sues Gute tiee vou. iasen:t E icking. It takes frost and snow to make men hustle. And it} aariaee aeak aaa is hustle that makes men Mra, MapropYes; it was love It is quite the fashion these days to tell one another to ly. There was some ovculation i: cheer up, look pleasant, and all will be well. All is good, there but it didn't bother me a Ms $166 66 06 OO 66 6S O6 CC CCOOO OC CoO COCO is no evil, paift is nix, anguish is all in your eye. Maybe. But} Srooklyn 1. y * Johny Tells of the Troubles of Two Society Dames * it grows monotonous, An 1 it gets one nowhere EXONERATING THE POLICE i The human mind does not comprehend perfection ex« You, sir,” averred the New York|@ © OOO OOO COCOHOOOOOO SO OHOOOOOS ( through imperfectio ns. Man never kne w he had a stom man my mos was robbed, 100t] gy THE JUNIOR OFFICE BOY listen to ed ing Price. He who has been together lad is but hal f-made I ¢e is in “Now hold on. I don't nay the po. Sous uae crus : it out that b capable of scat teal gi a 3 Pg as one who has never lice were mixed up in It paler 5 t territ waste 1 his folk seen the dark could not realize hight @ lot of trad geri can have| can you imajine how hellen* Rasselas tired of Happy alley. Tannhauser by and by] iS j when she dont have anything at all ahe fo mut that his pa was ditt 6 could not endure life in the robs of Venus. They longed for , 1-f to do except look for trubble a shoe string pedier and bis mother a ee | : » along h th t of | fo the names of these earls f bourdiag ho | suffering and danger and struggle, along with the rest of) a spaaegeroe Sheena 5 mankind. 1 | ses bite or “3 a TT “Si 1 aint going to bother with the and another The fact is, sugar is good, but one can't stand too much| A TRANSLATOR | BP ale homme dd nega ly el eB min gree BO ives of it; and when it is put in everything, soup, fish, meat and), Bes STORES RNRAE PVRS SE OR ee ONS, | Te YOR a Pe nanes of a couple of husbands they |t =a wh i alad, it is trying, and there is a healthy demand for some) Ho—-Yes?’ an atiack tion if you take it.—London Opinion ust to have but which they aint got < just too dandy i vinegar. ‘ | . leters. and a coun ; If one has no griefs and worries of his own tse RRR KeRRRKKAeHHAee Renae ¥ tke © pack ot ibe 1 me re of other people's griefs and troubles to be shared TO THOSE WHO WANT BABIES *| . ‘i ie cee ad { him he sharing of others’ griefs is pretty n le Wii! those who applied for the last baby The Star gave away n married once but after she rred him he Don't grieve unless you must you ® send in thelr names, addresses ences { description of & em to dis aides 90 sibent have no 4 b hows { ome and nancial oc a ap ote fol uture m trying it again, and th N08 dough ape Bo! Femember that there is good even in g i id ony me and fins ad ones Sater : it was with hellen and ¢ are Alas for him who is too blind to see that ther eek Wahoo aw be ae 6 awe eee eeeaun his suimnier they thet 6 o sce he was m the f ose : than grief in grieving! | — classy guys by the name of cla { its all off between bim ' nes WE om MORE FOR THE MONEY jad gorge \ ; ‘. si ed Meure—Selling ; Ob: ti * an aggravation of their crime,” said Senator La aad to 15 be i servations scquacignegiiivardapemechosprash ies: ©.” ae oa Ee | —— D to be Hi i D. & station demanded a ticket from PB tol » Kine ), " 1—Huiytug Pree, ' JUDGING by his broad smile, Teddy didn’t miss the silk Sittiwweim oo x feces etch ith pores. pe ° eee oH in hi i - t rite from Bucyrus to Celina! beaten a pore? BO 2 | hats in his reception yesterday i teomokl re a ne 2 Fifteen cents from Bucyrus to Celina: Why,| and edna has busted ber en y Re ast b m0 ieee pent he trolleys ake me for five ef eS ak ee ™ . a i “Th’ editer of th’ Beeleysport at with clarene ns of shoe string peddler i ON THE platform or off the platform, Hodge makes his}, \Y™ t rg Be oo oe Big ong = PhS im ae iE’ |Waskly Whang announces thal all because i johny } ‘4 ° | be: h ¢ trol 1 Bucyrus to Ce > © ni - t “high-brow” opponents look i utes by our railroad, it makes an SOminute ride. So, atier OMB, 98 he's postmaster Pg “ag H * fall, you you are not Ketting a bad bargain.’”"—Washington Star, {etapdpatter from th’ fall o' th! Hag, | ; IF Standpatters Hay and Humphrey are wearing a worried] ———_—_ — ~eeiaranntianas eect i | ee . Linge Bt wegen ow look today, even though they were “nominated,” don't be sur THE DIFFERENCE | LOOKING AHEAD Die te dacmarea” r ¥ : prised, ‘They are thinking of Noven ‘cr — j - Tae yp X AS ONE SEES IT ; JUST as the standpat papers got nicely stirred up over} rJonen grumbles that his wife] Editor Star: Here is result of a)a big, atronx man and I bel ieve he i the republican victery in Maine, along comes the announcement can't take a joke.” straw ballot taken on the steamer) will make @ good governor My | he gov r-clect that I for Re evelt and the nation-| That's funny, seems to me. |Chippewa yesterday Rooe own personal failure to secure a ‘ m the governor-clect that he ts tor yose vert an he nation-/ How eo? 224, Wilson 24, Debs 22, Taft 11,/ nomination at the hands of the par } al 7 pnt iit “Bhe took Jones.”"—Judge's 14 Iecatt ng 74 ; ty has nothing to do with the pres. et eee ee brary RICHARD BROWN. [ent situation. You and other me F pass Spokane, Wash., Sept. 9, 1912 ht that other candidates were > . sl fitted for th ce, and now THE LAWYER'S NOTION OF IT.| Editor Seattle Star; 1 wish to i SETTLES SOUR, UPSET STOMACH IN Litigant—Your fee is outrageous! [congratulate you upon the success that the majority has decided, you nat Guides iia / lwhy, it's more than three-fourths |ful fight you have made fn bebalf of | will find me lining up for the com : ; ’ jot what I recovered! | Mr. Hodge, and oo ae zoe that 1) paign. ; Se : ; or — 1 furnished the skill|concur in the wisdom of the pro am writing this becatise I want | FIVE MINUTES--PAPE § DIAPEPSIN saat ee legal learning for your |Sressives in Washington, and intend > know that I do not feel any | onne ; to put forth the best licks there|resentment at an honest opposition crac) | CAR | ‘ a i » t rd the election of ‘The only opposition that I will ever | Middlings ; i . Litigant — But I furriahed the |i? 1 vise and the entire siate|fight is dishonest, unfair one. | oiled gate and ba i ~ As soon as it reaches the stomach all that distressing gas, | case. i tan |ticket. I'did not vote for Bob Vaurk, teanectbalee j mimes, - igesti i Lawyer —’ Ob, anybody can fal re respectfully, Sourness, Heartburn and Indigestion vanishes. laown a coal hole!—Boston ‘Tran-| Hodge for the nomination, but he is oS CORDALST: Phone Main 963 Be a {script SURELY TAKE “SYRUP OF FIGS” IF Time it! In five minutes ali Pape’s Diapepsin from any drag ae pea ’ TAILOR’S RETORT Stomach distress gone. No ind store and put your stomach right 4 ° Sh Ane" season an" em] HEADACHY, BILIOUS, CONSTIPATED ni ocdgpber sourness or belch. Stop being miserable—life is too In the winter I go out to play Sains aamanaids atinnnites ing gas, acid, or ernctations of short—you are not here long, at poker and my wife stays home for) She—Yes, this is the first time I) «+ replied the tailor, ruefully. Office 114 Jackson st (rae aE reper ee gion Megalo ect Tn jhave ever been in love, but Fut some men have a queer look | | Maes fecpepein Taina tac he ge thou e o ities Fag ced Ang inthe gummer: you stay} -He—But what? labout ‘om that makes ‘em the ruin-|Sweetens your stomach, aa your Gens hau and thoroughly - } . . ithout fear of rebellion in thely,..4 vol d yo goes| She—It'e so nic t y | 4 | Speed in regulating upset stomachs. ach. cone bd bride Pele loca’ ee uh — e that I hope it! ation of a sult of clothes Wash cleanses your liver and 30 feet of bowels of sour Pea / Jt is the surest, quickest stomach) Diavepsin belongs in your ho’ salecidhiniaendeasiacanranss oie cielsiasiah jpnetem MhaR. + bile, foul gases and clogged- up waste. Why not have your fi i @octor in the whole world and be- Should one of the family eat som THEY ALL DID leew ARRKREKKRARKEREE seas stelle Jone right? It costsino J Sides it is harmless and delightful Miilions of men and women nov @at their favorite fear—they know it is needless to have a bad stomach. Get a large fifty-cent A CHANCE FOR THE ad foods without case of| known thing which doesn't them or in case of an indigestion, Stomach derangement, jgive the quickest, EVERETT BOYS To Make All Their Spending Money and Be Independent of Their Parents While Going to School A new law 10 years of of Everett, and street merchants We want good, bright, 10 to take these corners is easy to sell Tt Come down to the Mr. Iles, The Star has just been pa ell id interurban agent for Evere ed wher tt. can no longer sell paper asa result a number of our have had to give up their corner honest boys, ov The Star and you can make oh y boy on the Star on k tation any night under best little of It cy. and see the them ts of mo: with Noice Undertaking Co. BROADWAY AND moe Our fertures—reasonavie prices, efficient service, homelike surroundings Phone Kast 900. Stax, How are you going to do it? “The heads of ite various branch will talk to one another by tele instead of meeting in per Washington Star, Gui | | | 1 phone sot LIKE MOTHER'S “Pa, what's an inscrutable smile? “It's the kind, my son, xour moth had on her face this mo | I told her business might kee }me. out late tonight American, p Baltimore HIS EDUCATION Senator, you say you never Jearned much Latin? Enough to worry along fith, I in my business. I early mag the meaning of ‘per diem Louisville Courier-Journal | HIS TIME LIMITED Dobbs il to hear himself} “Your beau,” remarked the first ty talk,’ |summer girl, “doesn't seem to care “She se cold } Is that~all you have t)to spoon in secluded nooks. Yes Boston girl, but af-| him? | No," responded the second s |ter you've given her one or two| “Could anything be worse? Jmer girl, “the poor gink only jburning kisses she begins to thaw| “Certainly, Dobbs used to lke to | four daya in which to acquire 4 out,” hear himself sing.” [of tan," Louteville Courier-Journal ae | oie it #| All those days when you feel mis-) undige fermenting food and a 5 ont dyspepsia, gastritis or * HIS LUCK * | cradle, headachy, bilious and dull clogged up waste matter is moved sais First Ave: ” it.Ja there to * “They did do some things */ 16. gue to vorpid liver and siug-|°% 8nd out of your ‘system—no surest relief # better in the olden times.” ; s #06") nausea—no griping—no weakness. | \® “Like what?” | sish bowels. The days when your! you simply can’t have your liver 7 * “Take Noah, for instance. If #/stomach is sour and full of gas,/inactive and your thirty feet of # he had built the Ark by con- */ when you have indigestion; the bowels constipated with sour, de Uf, * tract work he would very like */nights when your nerves twitch |caying waste matter and feel well, * ly have gone under */and you are restless and can't; The need Ota laxative is a natural * ® i sleep could be olded with a t heed, but with delicious rup of | AOR OE HEH spoonful of delicious Syrup of Figs. Figs you are not drugging your In Launches Isn't it foolish to be distressed self. Being composed entirely of isers | A NEW YORK WIFE ... | When there is such a pleasant way | luscious setina and aromatics and Cru | “Now Butch,” cantioned the New to ove me it? it can jure. | York wife, “don't get gay and kill) Give your inactive liver and ten Ask your druggist for the full od anybody the plenie today jyards of waste-clogged bowels a name, “Syrup of Figs and Elixir of 4| Aw, g wan jthorough cleansing this time. Put| Senna.” Refuse, with scorn, any ; “Don't do it, Butch. Remember,/an end to constipation of the so-called Fig Syrup imita- I ain't got no clothes suitable for) Take a teaspoonful of Syrup of |tions. They are meant to deceive es a murder trial Figs tonight, sure, and just see for/you. Look on the label. The gen fl ine . 2 yourself morning, how gently | uine, old reliable, bears the name, ° READY ANSWER |but thoroughly all the bile, | California Syrup Compan I! Sunday choo! tee ober Now, p casks ieske wine t ses dea raves Biter ati EN Agents for Samson Mariae who can tell me what our te : wy , - . ” lmeans: ‘First the blade, then ? EET aa Ee gines, West Seaitlé, | vhat's the trouble with you and ear, then the full blade in the ear?” jyour fiance? Is he jealous fs s ‘ Tittle Jimmy ire, I know, It Well, he isn't exactly jealous,| Cornet § st——That last plecelmpans you'd orter eat green corn TRAVEL ON THE but he's what you might call old-| was called m at Sea wf a kuife!"—Chicago News. |fashioned, He doesn't want me to! Grouchy Man—It sounded more 5 66 ” be engaged to anybody else like a railroad wreck EASY "TIME WILL TELL re —T} we have decided to dissolve our ‘ | septa sais bésiness combine,” said Mr. Dustin bites to 60 bu flax, oportion Flacet inland climate. at Seattle and Grays Harbor Trains leave Seattle 7:20 A, M. and 4:20 P, M. For particulars regarding fares and train service, call on or address CITY TICKET OFFICE Second and Cherry, or Jackson St, Union Station Ticket Office. sad TANNHAUSER 2d and Pike © Instrumental and Re Entertainment aad Evenings MEALS AT ALL a la Carte. SHIP PEO ANIWHERE GO‘ PER YD. 2027 C.co COREY SIGNCO SET ANOMEOISON SEITILE MAISY.