The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 6, 1912, Page 4

RiCPS NORTHWEST «ving tall leaned wire » Jebn BD. Archbold be so frightfally an poyed at being called a liar, when he cas com Should thMted the treason of trying to buy a PRESI- DENT i / . |A Leader Among Cities 4 Seattle leads. bs : There must always be leaders, in cities as well as in nations—-and among men And Seattle, since she grew over night from a frontier settlement to a strapping young city, has always been the leader in the Northwest P Seattle is still leading and growing and developing, The little vital records of the past month constitute one strong assurance of lank clearings, for instance, for the past month totaled 51 21, which breaks all records for a single Month since April, 1910. Customs collections of import duties for the past three months were the largest in the history of the office . In shipments of grain into Seattle there was a gain of 254 ears over August, 1911. And population is increasing steadily, as shown by the larger school attendance Yes, Seattle leads. [Lar It on the Hen Department of ulture calls attention to the heavy loss of eggs in the han “Encourage the produc- tion of large eggs. Drat Jim Wilson anyhow for telling us henmen what to do and not how to do it! That old grand-daddy head of the agri- cultural department is surely the cuckoo of Bill Taft's cabinet, and we don't care how soon he’s bull-moosed. Now, how in thunder should a fellow proceed to encourage his hens to lay large eggs? For, if a large egg won't break as Sbly or spoil as carly as a small egy, of cou we are for larger eggs. Can a small hen be provoked or fooled or pleased into lay- ing large eggs? Can a large hen be persuaded that she’s no longer a pullet, and thus be induced to lay according to her size? And if a hen can be got to lay a larger egg than she feally wants to, can she finally be made to produce twins? There's millions in it if Secretary Wilson will only show us g and advises e But he needn't come forward with his ordinary proposi- tions for influencing the hen. We've curried her, manicured her, brushed her tecth, figuratively speaking, nested her in rose ~ leaves, and had the phonograph play Caruso $6 records at her a by the hour, and she sat there with eyes partly closed,. cooing comfortably to herself, and still no eggs. It is one thing to sit up at the head of that department at Washington and say: “Make the hen do it.” It is quite an- other to personally look that calm, contrary, insolent bird in the eye and argue her into doing anything that she thinks she really don’t have to do. im knew how to hold on to a job, but he seems to know little about the hen’s jobs. More and more does Cousin Bill Taft's cabinet miss the lamented and tamed Richard Achilles Ballinger. Dick could make a hen lay large eggs when there feally wasn't any hen. STATE Labor Commissioner Hubbard claims that food prices are falling, but we can’t see any decided saving in our @onth’s grocery bills. THEY'RE planning for a $750,000 Booth memorial col- fege, but Booth’s best monument is in the hearts of the untold thousands who have been helped by his noble work. HERE'S an absolutely new one: fellow has been gi “ eall for help has been sounded. ————_ s 5 Some amateur wireless! Whang E ving wireless serenades along the Southern{given a California coast, sending, “Oh, You Baby Doll” and other| Tr, there's no ovilar choice pieces through the air to such an extent that an S. O, $j ¥%t th’ moral effec’ is there jest th IN ON 17. Freddy your siater and I are engaged? Willie—Sure, Dey hed ter com sult me. NO NOVELTY. Cholly—And will you come and Lali—Aw! wot's de use? ‘won't be anyt‘log ter see den. 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He was pale, confused, awe-stricken, Ey. ery one was trying to console bim, but In vain “His loss,” he exclaimed, “does le ingratitude, Would you belteve He died without leaving me who have dined with him at his own house three times a week for thirty years!"—Life, VE FAILED Miss Mercy Kar je tells a story of a young couple she knows, The man ia considerable of @ bore, He was calling on the girl the other night and had stayed so long that she was somewhat fatigued. About midnight he began to talk about his health “I'm not well,” he said, “it’ Just ij; ™y nerve that is keeping me up.” She couldn't resist the tempta- tion, “That's what's keeping me up, too,” she said A few minutes later he said he he’s» have to go.—New York Telegraph HE'D HEARD IT BEFORE The little girl stood by the street “What is the matter, my child?’ the elderly philanthropist, who came along. “b-I wanted to post a letter,” she sobbed, “and I hadn't any statamp. I—I dropped two pennies in the-—tho slot at the top, and the the stamp won't come out Here the elderly philanthropist “Wh—-what are about?” she asked, “I weep, my child,” he said, wip- ing hie eyes, “to think that a nice little girl Mke you whould try to get money from me with such an old chestnut as that! hange. you crying Nothing Serious M 1 suppose you know that/ the bi; i see us when We're marriec, Lulu? Dere MaTC a2 LY THE STAR—FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 1912. nT REASON ENOUGH, ton- ter was told that you were t married flirt ta town. You were | There's one here who weighs over 200 pounda, 1A CONTINUO! He-—I see no reason mininformed.| shouldn't get married Bhe—Did you ever look wane? RFORMANCE. | why we in the SOME DON’T. Mabel--George and I are going to get married and then we're going to Why, I thought you am4 camp out for a month and “rough nemry. | 1." ft him.| Harriet-—-Married people don’ have to go into camp to “rough it, Helen George were married baat Minnie—We were, but I He's courting me again, now. ~~ QUESTIONS OF VALUE. A PERIL OF WATERMELON EATING A small negro boy stood by the side of the road near ing on one foot, holding his head on one side and pounding the top of it with bie bard. “What's the mat “Watah in mah eah, “Well, weil, I declare!” said the traveler ve done th eself-same thing many a time when I've been In swimming and got water in my ears,” “1 ain't been er “Slow'd you get water in your ear, then? “Ah been eatin’ waterm!liion, That awful sournens, in the pit of the stoma after eating, ite billousness Try Cascarets; from the bowels. He knew that siever business woman, and therefore he thought bie echeme a good one. But he @id not realize that she was such a good judge of values. + “I have made a bet that Iwill marry you,” be said. “Money up?” she asked. « “Yes,” he anawered, ploase@ at the businesslike way she took hold of the proposition “How much t “Five hundred dotiars.” i looked him over critically. “Too low,” ube said at test. “You'll have to raise it to $6,000 or you'll lose.” . explained, she was giving him a bar- And at that, as she afterward gain day price. ¥ JUDGING BY THE EFFECT. She What was ft the chotr jest sang? Ho—From the appearance of the congregation, I think ft must have been some kind of a lullaby —Laughter, \ (A LOMIC FHOM THE FRENCH) “Pretty Gne—this sandwich dance!” “Yes, but rather a fat slice of bi 96 A STANDPATTER. Norman White, who ts again in the political ring—this time as a Bull Moose—is telling & story to Ughten up bis tariff opinions, Here ia the story: A new baby arrived at a house. A little girl had=been the pet of family. 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