The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 30, 1912, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR ange Math S400 TEAGUE OF NWWSPAPERS pe oF THe = ick full leased wire mews service of United Press A per mon. up to # ikea Daily as Star Publishing Ge. Phone: [Riading Themselves Again ~ . > ee oor ee . Benne Heigh, ho! This campaign isn’t going to be with- outits funny side, not if our best political clowns know it. ; ly this way. The big show is now on Jakey | eth, president of some of the choicest franchise monopolies in the state, is one of the chief per- He will be assisted by J. M. Frink, labor fighter ter, and a few other high class artists. They've just .. the Civic league, which same is going to tell the voters what candidates to support. Jakey and his pals are quite serious about th Civic league thing. They are kidding themselves ag: with the idea that the people really pay some attention to them. They’re Blocked Even the U. S. senate cannot stand Beverly W. C nd Clinton Howard. On opposition of Senator Poindexter, the nate refused to confirm these appointments of President Taft for fat snaps in the federal judiciary department in this district Saturday. : Coiner, as pay for stealing the delegates to the Chicago convention for Taft and for other steam-roller tactics in behalf of the standpat regime, was handed the empty honor of an ap pointment as U. S. dist attorney. Howard, the representa tive and lobbyist of crooked corporations, was given the ap pointment as judge to replace Hanford But the senate refused to consider him Taft, of course, can make a recess appointment of the pair, and they will hold over until next March, when a new ad ministration will promptly | bounce them piner Observations A DEATHBED repentence is of no earthly use. THE ONLY man who never makes a foo of himself ig 8 fool. THIS cost of living is getting alarming. Here's a report that there’s a shortage of whales this season, and of course the price of whale steaks will now aviate SAN FRANCISCO'S “Flying Legion,” engaged in boost- ing the coming exposition, is in Seattle today, finding that the northwest has a capital city worthy of her fame and natural wealth. TWO MILLION people watched the body of the great @under of the Salvation Army pass to its grave in London erday. It was the funeral of a conquerog—a conqueror of Id peace and good will. SPOKANE’S new commission form of ¢ vernment at least is keeping her interested. After hot dispuics with some of the commissioners it was decided to try to recall them, and now the supreme court holds up the recall election, u Lerget Sale HIGH-GRADE Tea in World KEEP A BIG BOTTLE IN THE REFRIGERATOR and cool it without adding impure ice—or, if your ice is pure, add a tiny crystal cube in each glass of Ridgways Golden-Hued Iced Tea and enjoy the most delicious temperance drink which can be obtained for hot weather—the drink which cools, nches thirst and gives real satislaction-—bot be URE it’s Ridgways. Three Standard Grades **H.M.B.” $1.00 Ib. “5S O'Clock,” 750. tb. Capital Household, 50c. th. le Sealed Alr-Tight Quarter, Half and Pound Phew AL First-Class Grocers om Distributors. GLASSES $1. UP Schwabacher Bros. & Co., In William Wray Candidate for Representative 43rd District. Subject to HuTeSON Oprica Co 1330 2nd. AVE. near UNION JAMES W. SMART Candidate for CONSTABLE Subject to Republican Primaries. THE COVEY WET WASH a ee UNDRY Co. Republican Primaries. are increasing their plant equipment in order ° them to do better work and give better service. Best equipped and best estabiisned wet company in town wash Canadian Pacific Railway STBAMSHIPS ON “TKIANGLE” SERVICR Seattl ‘ancouver via Victoria (Returning Direet) Leave Seattle . rrive Victoria ve Victoria rrive Vancouver ve Vancouvel Arrive Seattle . Seat jen Vancouver (Direct), yt turning via Victoria, Dui Leave Seattle .. Arrive Vancouver Leave Vancouver . rrive Victoria . BBEBBS SAILING FROM PIER 1. | Globe. jears are red, that somebody is talk THE STAR—FRIDAY, “Hold up your hands!” BROTHERL Y LOVE A woman who lives on Roxford road, Bast Cleveland, ts the mother of two boys. Reginald is 6 years old, while Roald is not yet 2 Both children are active and inquisitive, so tt has become necessary to em ploy a young Seandipavian girl to watch them. Mothe ubject to headaches, and has discovered the sort of pro prietary pills that will relieve them. One mustn't take more than one per hour. The other afternoon mother had a headache, so she took a pill and went to rest. After a while she got up to repeat the dose-—and She summoned the matd “Did Reginald swallow all those pills? An- tilbox empty. found the ¥ she orted. ewer me N'm,” anawered Frida with a smile, & chenerous kid-ho gife half of Dealer “Don't be scared em to der baby!"—Cle EVE'S LITTLE JOKE Rve had just come in from the wood, where she had gathered unto herself a f new costume of autume leaves. “How do you ike my sew dress, Addie?” she said, striking an atti tude before him. “It's a peach,” sald Adam admiringly “No, dear, it's @ maple, Tt was about this tim: on have no sense of hur returned Kve. bs fan to be rumored about that wom- ott's Magazine AUGUST 30, 1912. ed GEE WHIZ! THE JEDGE DID SOAK THIS GUY! A MONTH IN PITTSBURG! AIN'T THAT THE LIMIT? Judge Rooney of Chicago once ina while gets up feeling rather cross, and all that day the pri tried before hum get the limit. Recently Pat McAuliffe hove up to the bench, ao companied by a pair of cops What's the charge?” asked hizsoner. “Raisin’ 4 rumpus in his home, yeronner,” “Where are you from?” queried the jedge “I used to work im Pittsburg,” replied Pat “Thirty days in Pittsburg for you, and beat It out of Chi- cago on the first train. Call the next case.” Pat pleaded for a legs severe punishment inexorable, explained a cop. | but the judge was . * * * * * * . * * o * and it's Pittaburg for Pat for a menth * Sees eeeeteeeennanne a a 2 2 2 SUMMER ENTERTAINMENT “Aren't you afraid to use such an unreliable piece of rope te ewhig the hammock!" “No,” replied Farmer Corntossel. “The individual must expect to make sacrifices for the general good. When that hammock breake,| some one person is going to get hurt a little and scared a whole lot. But think of what a laugh all the other boarders will enjoy! "—Philadaggmia North American. NEW YORK MORE PROFITABLE Charles Woodley, the nerro porter at the Orphoum offices, 4 el: tive of the West Indies. Asked recently why he left, he replied: “were te tae ae “Well, yo" see, Ah belonged to the Salvation Army down there.” i cma Gane wake ae wand one day they wanted to baptize mo.” : 5% net be pereck on we a ae » 20; And they wah goin’ to throw me In the ocean” iz ee 8 nie bedibe abel bs “You. art |® “Well, be had on a soft hat” “That nevah appealed to me none at all, so Ah just decided to give) up the Christian. business an’ come to New York."——-New York Tole) graph Shrinking. Fanny—Who's that creature? Frances--Oh, that’s Mrs. Whiz wer, You know, her husband h to sell bis auto, and she's been! shrinking ever since.—New York t that somebody's talking about little} him if his nose ts red.—Yookers | Statesman. odd Lucky Man. “How long have you been mar | rie - Nearly seven months.” It Never Falls. “And do you admire your hue) Yoast—They do ray when a man’s, band as much as ever?” “Ob, yes, more. He managed to | met his salary raised last woek.”— he can| Chicago Record-Herald. Pil, | ing about bim. C Crizasonhe: ak Yes; and HOT LATIN BLOOD IS HERE, “AND SHE JUST LOATHES CHEAP AMERICANS silence. When I love, 1 When I hate, 1 hate.” Lottie is the daughter of “Look,” said Lucia Lottie Collins, “into my eyes.” Mo teskee: the late Lottie Collins who popu Do you see in them a smolder- lized the ‘“Ta-rara-ra-ra-boom-de ing fire?” Lucia Lottle mude her debut in| We said we thought we did, London two years ago, about the| City Office, 713 Becond Avenue. Phone Main 5588. ae submissive passion that suf- “At any’ moment,” said Lucia|time her mother died, Then she} Lottie, “that smoldering fire may|toured Australia. Now she ts on burst into flame—a withering,| this coast, and is this week sing blistering, devastating conflagra-|ing her songs on the Pantages tion,” ‘ When we interviewed her Politely we agreed it might be #o.| she chose to tell of the last time “It is my temperament. I am|that smoldering fire burst into half Italian, half Spanish. ‘The hot| flame. blood of the Latins courses} It was on the voyage from through my veins. Not for me the} Australia to San Francisco, ‘There platonic friendship! Not for mo] was on board a young and wealthy land cold |been ardent he was coy “A large Angora goat from Tug's ivery stable wandered inter th eysport Weekly Whang offis ate th’ roller towel, A stomach | pump saved it.” Needed Reform. Wright--They say the new echoo} of journaliom is exploiting clean methods. Penman—What! to say towels t-—-¥ Do you mean! have no office| Statesman Ever See One? Son—Papa, why do they call) them rubber-neck wagons? | Father Hecause everybody | stares at the people in thom, my} #on.—-Judge, alba ih Late: tee rane *! * —Darmouth Jacko’lantern, * * TARR R RRR REE Difficult. “Do you take this woman for bet- | ter or for worse?” “1 do, Judge, 1 do, But I hope ye kin kinder strike an average.”— Washington Herald, Not So Bad, Mrs. Homer—You can't go home while It is raining.’ Stay and have dinner with us. Mr. Witiess—Oh, pF oo you; wd raining a —— half French, He was devotion itself to her the whole voyage, un- til the last night out. They had a dance in the first saloon. Lucia Lottie played the piano—ti-t!-tum tumtum, The planter danced with a San Francisco society girl— once—t wice—-thrico. “if,” hissed Lucia, “you dance with her again you will get the plano stool.” You see, it Lucia Lottie is half Italian, half Spanish, the planter {s half Scotch, half French. The hot Latin blood tp hia velns is tem- pered and cooled by the canny Scotch strain. Within him garlic and porridge are continually at war, so to speak. He blew hot When he ought to have When it was his cue to be backward he charged impetuously the barriers of her maidenly reserve. It gave an addeg piquancy the wooing. The planter danced the fourth time with the San Francisco socte- ty girl, and, true to her promise, Latcla Lottie let fly the piano stool, which hit him on the chin. Then she skerrmrmmratched his face. And then she burst into tears to This little outburst of emotion * iraptured-the planter that he promptly fell violently in love with her, and, when the season is over he is coming to take her to Porto Rico, where their trople honey- moon will last forever and ever, Lucla Lottie doesn’t like Ameri- can men. She loathes and despises ‘em. We would have diseussed American men with her at length, for we are ourselves an American man, but she fobbed us off with these terse words: “American men are cheap, fresh and utterly lacking in refinement.” Realizing perfectly the truth of indictment, while scalding fell from our eyes, we stum- bled blindly from the dressing room. th AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore—Dark fetropolitan—Dark Beattie—The Pollard Opera Co., in Orpheurn—Vaudeville Empresa—Vaudeville. Vaudeville. ‘audeville and motton res. Clommers Photoplays and vau- deville, ~~ Clothing Is Surely Well Dressed] / Melbourne—-Photoplays and vau- Porto Rican planter, balf Scotch, deville. Hotel Ethelton 7 |]yres Transfer Co. Office 114 Jackson St Phone Main 963 MARION W. DRAMATIC SC Conducted by expertenceg fessionals. - ay stores and that Rooms 354-356 Arcade Bidg, Oppostio Postofties, READ THIS THEN HURRY For our advertisements are known to be reliable We advertised 31 instruments for sale last week. All were sold except seven of the more expensiv which have been ¢ ones, further reduced in price and will go this week. The others listed below are made up from new pianos not to be recatalogued. High-class pianos called in from rent, others are slightly used instruments. When v ay slightly used we mean used a few months and taken in exchange for Grand and Player Pianos sold within the last f Baldwin, upright oak case, large size ........ ........ Steinway, upright, ebony case, small size ... . Victor, upright, mahogany case, large size Kingsbury, upright, mahogany case, large size ..... " Bush & Lane, upright, oak, small size ........ .... Kimball, upright, walnut case, small size ....... é“ "| Reed & Sons, upright, mahogany case, large size .... Bush & Lane, upright, oak case, large size .... Kimball, upright, walnut case, medium size . Victor, upright, oak case, large size . . Decker Bros., upright, walnut case, large size . Kimball, upright, oak case, large size ....... oeeee i Estey, upright, mahogany case, small size ..... pee Ampion Player Piano, mahogany case, 88-note.... Angelus Player, mahogany case, 65-note ..... BNA Victor Player Piano, mahogany case, 88-note Victor Player Piano, mahogany case, 88-note ..... Kimball Ovgan Estey Organ ........... Dyer Bros. Organ Taber Organ ... This is not a house of disappointments. They will be sold at prices quoted, We have these instruments on the floor. We do as we advertise Bring this ad with you. Terms as low as $5 per month. = bal Pe SEATTLE STORE—1315 THIRD AVENUE System| Who Chooses Bradbury Now Sante the New Fall Styles cox WO mIOHY mI T H E c R -E D I T s T fo) R E The tailors who fashion Bradbury System Suits under stand high grade clothes making to such a point that more finish and style ts to be found under this label than any other make, A strong statement that requires only an in- spection of our new fall models—now ready. Exclusive styles for men, with new steel greys and handsome browns for the young fellows-—full box back coats and peg trousers —priced from With Your Own Time to Pay the Bill the Berry stamp—blacks, to $40 a "tog 00 ASTERWN OUTFITTING CO., Inc. “Seattle’s Reliable Credit House” “Onen Until 10 o’Clock wenscananeed inolnge Hats from the famous J. B. Stetson, factory in Derbys, Crushers Fedoras, in new velours and ruff mixtures . A big leader in popular wrteet is the Clarkson—© clusively, sellt New fall lasts in comfortable, stylish, well made Shoes that bear 1932-34 Second Ay.