The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 30, 1912, Page 4

VENITA SAYS SHE’S WON WHAT SHE WAS | AFTER, BUT ADVISES GIRLS TO “GO SLOW THE STAR—TUESDAY, JULY 30, 1912. THE SEATTLE STAR ee sider esterem| 9 Nothing Serious tered at Seatt posi if RB iis out i ae 3 ‘ i con i Daily by Tae b Rachauge Me HOLDING HIS OWN, HER CRITICIOM, OUTSIDE, LOOKING IN. After spending the greater part of the evening with friends, John went home, and arriving there, decided to sleep in the front yard. Next morning, happening to look up, he saw his wile observing him from an open window. “Shut that window!” he yelled. “Do you want me to P eatch my death of cold?” -AT THE THEATRES Gt, THIS WEEK. Moore-—Wednesday to Saturday, Grand Kirmess for Orthopedic Grand Vaudeville and motion pictures, Clemmer—Photoplays and yaw deville, Melbourne--Photopiays and vau deville. You can go right up to Venita \Gould, who ie impersonating fa- mous foika on the stage at the Or- pheum this week, and say, “Hello, Funny Face,” just like that, and she won't even throw a hand mirror | or a powder box at you, You can — address her as “Queer Counte- “How are you getting on with) He—But, my love, I can't Hive! Kathryn—Don't you think Kate) nance” or “Phoney Phiz,” and the “What respect,” asked the New York World, “is likely to be paid to the mandates of direct primaries if their foremost Champion hecomes the wrecker of the electoral college?” Alas, the electoral college is old and we must, not touch it. It is baldheaded, gray whiskered, sacred and sanctified by gene- fations of age. It may even be senile, which is indicated by the likelihood that in 1912 it may demonstrate its impotency bY lyour writing for the magazines?” | without you. haa @ fine voice? “ passing the clection of a president along to congress. Woods-| “Just holding my own. They see ‘She--ioor thing. Haven't you any| Kittye—it should be fine, she “oret you will get ls, “Oh, do you think so? | am so glad, My face me back as much as | send them.”' trade? [etraing it enough, Man, spare that tree! | PERFECTLY INDEPENDENT, Tt is rotten and tottering and may fall and squash things i "FOO EXCLUSIVE. “NOTHING DOING. is my fortune, and the funnier my face is, the better my fortune is.” When you see Venita Gould on the stage, imitating Bert Williams and George Cohan in walk and talk and song, you naturally expect to find her the slangy, cigarette-«mok- ing type of theatrical girl you read about, when you call on her in ber dressing room. Hut inatead you find a demure, sweet little girl, not Dut it was planted in the nation’s infancy. The electoral college, like the plan for choosing United States senators, was concocted by a political aristocracy that qwas afraid to trust the people. Sometimes it is powerless to ac ¢omplish anything. When it can perform its functions, it per forms as a mere machine. A lot of wooden Indians equipped with electrical apparatus could do its work as well, There is fo demand upon it for intelligence and its slightest act of inde- pendence would be followed by rebellion based on high toned : | yet 20, who has worked bard ali her z Political moral ground. It is merely the fifth wheel of the band | / life to get to the point where she Wagon of so-called “representative” government and it’s going | could command a good salary on found and round simply to blind people to its undemocracy | fh pet byl ed the EP se The editor that imagines that respect of ancient and senile) | cults, ar on Yr institutions has much to do with the temper of the times may After hearing ber sing and shout VENITA GOULD have a pretty good view of Manhattan island, but there are | / on the stage, the most natural first Beara % cA wk ab wa ili . " ' . | question in the world to ask her is|nothing but work, until st Jast, 6 e Four Fi millions and millions of acres of fine landscape that’s beyond | what the throat specialist entls her|about #ix months ago, her work|Castors are the headliners in voice, as that voice ranges from| attracted the attention of the big/ vaudeville, The quartet ¢ = his ken. ones in New York and she went|acrobatic stunts which have seld clear, high soprano notes to the onthe Proctor and Keith circult#)been equaled on the Pani deep baritone of a fog-horn, accord A RELIC of the murky gloom of long-dead centuries ing to the character she i {mitat-| 4nd then signed up for an Orpheum | stage. Cantor's Seven fm the midst of up-to-the-minute Japan: Two of the sacred] “Why don’t you join our club, jag. tour. | Youngsters, in music and con treasures, a sword and a necklace, solemnly presented to the}old gman? Mias Pflippe—A penny for your) My voice,” she said, “is natur| “t om potting te the winge of iy jueenes a Ms uit Ane ae As site € My wife objects; she says the | thoughts! ore : ally a soprano, and I have been to| career tha’ ave wo! rew a big hand was } emperor, and a visit planned to see the third national). snbers are too exclusive Professor Hardfax—Yow't find) “Is be strong minded” a number of teachers since I have @very parrot for blocks around |*most perfectly formed woman treasure, a MIRROR. Too exclusive? |them alt collected in four volumes, *| advise any stage-struck giri to steer|the stage. Ing it culjivated, but none of them|!" snether direction unless she is) “Yes; she means they won't allow | but the price ts jollar and @ quar- - jthe man next to bim eating. will take The as a pupil as jong as I prepared to stay good and sweet [ACinchon Popa ae ame " ‘s actos | A Cinch on Pa: ———— ——— 5 pi ——“Ikeep up my impersonation work, |9"@ “ork Bard. sto her trank : P PRE-NUPTIAL SACRIFICES : claiming they ean do nothing with ay eeceteae & a elt worked| ou 0 Ps my voice as long as I imitate the | 5; was in evidence on the top “Yes, sir, Im a restaurant be's/teen on the stage to seo about bi never Influenced by what he sees 4 you going to give up smoking? ‘The American head of the family may have his troubles. He may “ deep voloes of men. 1 “@hink it awful to have to dodge a 14-inch hatpin every time he comes aha > oo of me guess I am he picked i up affee sonal agreed distance of wifey. He may be scared stiff in feeling “Gladly.” for baby’s colle cure on the table and putting his hand into a “and you will resign from all your ¢lube?” B-pound wad of hair that feels alive and creepy. But let him turn his “Willingly.” woo the reformed China, “Think, dearest, if there is anything else you can give up.” | Saale = men He's going to fine husband OF! ¢soxie a bit while | run over to the store.”—P. I. P. ten days’ wages for cack violation by the women of the family. see where women of the household bave papa, can't a le ind Gan Fantine what a 'elce quict Witile busy beo papa a touma| S AMAR K KARA AK eeERA AHH ARH ARH tray and a kind of ao sopran into a female barit gone WrOBE |tionately and smiled through her “Ts ™ em 0 = grease paint and said: “This is a Venita Gould first got the stage! pretty good volume for any young our af)>= bug when she was a girl of 6 in| girl contemplating a stage career Denver, and it has been working im /to tie to.” ° President Li Yuan Hung is one of China's ilvellest reformers “Well, for one thi a 5 ag, 1 give up all idea of marrying you. Solel side of her ever since, and she has diitediied has decreed that there shall bean end to the binding of Chinese) ( paris.) been working to make it work. |eekae eek eee eek eeee ’ 4 feet. rve that he attacks a feminine fashion by law. Tough poe ipa When a little child she had the| * on will : nt * AT THE ORPHEUM * * MENTAL TREATMENT “The cyclist who's just come in wants new4aid eggs with his tea. power of mimtery remarkably de- veloped. She would hear a cow)! ® lowing for her calf, and make alxeeae eek eee enh enee ° noise like a calf that would keep! The week's bill at the Orpheum is using em the bovine mother scouring about | designed to play upon practically the for her offspring. | all of the human emotions, with mamma has to do is to appear with fect|* , det HARD | for, Miss Gould, “but | would | the funny bone @ strong favorite. Peat what Chace sithoe ot may. oe retoeen | Mand—Deatrix has lost 20 pounds lately, her new gowns arg [tought she was one of them Tee Deanlope takl you beck taithe teas ax Gaktiscst ieveorsaneed ppp att geesire 2 successes, her sweetheart proposed to her last night, her When cake-walking was the rage| shadow show” of your kidhoot!] Get the August inatitutions ar mandiaughter katpine, “rate” and infantile eotie|* ich uncle died yesterday and left her « million, and now she has she was the child wouder and had |days, with a wonderfully clever sil- ar . # to go to his funeral today and try to look sad."—Harper's Bazar. to appear at every church social,| pouette feature, in which only their] fiction number of like pretty easy troubles for the head of the house. private theatrical entertainment) mechanical toys give any signs and home talent stunt that was and her ever staged in Denver. That was Vad agent gp Be ne tee decided the start. Then came years of comed: : F ard work, ‘With her slater, she) tt?,ot-the il, tn toe errs Could @id @ singing and dancing act in|). moving pleture and phonograph 4 the third rate theatres and latterly record of a dozen or more promi- tn the homes of the movies. It| ont stage folks, while W. C. 7 was just @ simple story of grind,| cigs with as clever and funny a , BB \stind, grind, with no excitement, r omy! aittardnsine el tsmerrtlimaslibemmeaees siete Orpheum has M wi shown, is entitled to head-tine ‘% mt "| Cone . Magazine “When a guest enters th’ Beeleys- ‘n j port House th’ perprietor pute up 0. W RP a magnificent bluff. He gives th’ Rk R, %& aps OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE. ||"roriteare vl” shee we BR eee a ee enaaasenesees pectantly before he comes out from Hable ‘watches wel g AT THE EMPRESS * —[—= * seseeeeee * Rea RRAARRERRKReER AKA THE Pendleton, Or., minister was.a “game sport,” any- ES Resigni rtly because of criticism of his frequent MODEST i ‘ The Magistrate (about to commit for trial)—You certainly effected tion ‘of the cue, he preached a farewell sermon in|tne ropvery in a remarkably ingenious way; in fact, with quite éxcep- of the game of billiards. tional cunning— i The Prisoner-——Now, yer honor, no Mattery, please; no flattory, I begs ver — Sketch. id feo ee ae i MR. ROOSEVELT will keep on running. He is a study in momentum.—Washington Star. Bpowty way behind th’ counter an’ takes th’ lso diamonds at AND WE suppose the campaign songs will be written by| | THIS SMALL ACCOUNT HAS : ee loughion & Hamer Rtkk&kkKkkkehehee the Bull Muse—New York Evening Sun. Seen. Seneoe ener a Sere b wan. YOU FOR SOME MONTHS. A Hint, China bas given the world the You remember that 2 hy Gg sae MR. DOE 1 WISH You" Gibbe—I admire a man who says * Way [last necessary proof of her eman- F h h i the MOST of that “humidity” which causes so-called “heat] | wOULD KINDLY STRAIGHTEN the right thing at the right mo-| —-———--—-___ lcipation. Some of her citizeas| French gem that took the lls ed Prostration” is sold over the bar—Chicago News. ‘T uF ment. CURED OF BOWEL AND |»: become entertainers, Lee}ary world by storm some tin 80 ast Dibbs—S80 do I—particularly STOMACH TROUBLES |Tung Foo, at the Empress this | ago—“Marie Claire,” by Mi bat when I'm thirsty.—Boston Trans cript, week, is among the best of these, aay , | with an offering of a little Chinese, | Sane Payee be we you —_—_ r French, German, comic opera andj find in the August Bverybod, ERRATA Oo 1 Scotch comedy, You ought to hear} the first thing she has publish i A A : being wots ts t him bende. an *t” There is an/ since her epoch-making b ppropriate. My ston, | Apache pantomime, whic ers | ; . & “We call that gir! Jaures.'” & f Ewores. My stors:| Seevery little trom the usual run| ree. delicate, atmospheric * “Why? rah I beman taking of that kind of stuff. Manley and| tle sketches in her wonderfi * “She's boon captured six x | insaimente of Dr. Swick 1 soul!) Walsh contribute plenty of humor| simple style that sparkle in BUSINESS session of eugenics congress opened in Lon- fon. Now what is a business session in eugenics anyhow? IT WAS sure hitting below the belt for Bob La Follette to give Taft another chance to veto his 1911 wool tariff bill. THESE mysterious treasury knocks would indicate there fs a bad spirit in the eabinet.—Philadelphia North American. ® times already this season."— wt] streot to take the car, but began to pw oS sone Me eet hag memory like thought-cryst ‘ Pereerbnn tree ittsburg Post. = ae and Maud, in wire rope stunts, of y illus i WE'RE for dress reform. Cheesecloth or anything else * fer some new stuff. There are some a ee 4 chhhkhehhhknheeenle ‘ good pletdres of Woodrow, Wilson. | Colors. Pe juall 1 for police, fi ers wi = i equally as cool for police, firemen and others who swelter in was doing all my own house RS. VN. DI N. leekekkekeaktketkaxtr| Do you like a tale full of uniforms. Sillen Trouble Brewing. Ghd ‘alin eatecne with thrill of ad CREE RE BR BONS + me ab: oa | v i NOW WOULDN'T it be a joke if Taft, by refusing to ac- tne witches were making the} out giviog donot medics Welg © AY THE PANTAGES | Read “The Wrecker ” tt Hanford’s eleventh-hour resignation, would make the 1 suppos i Ing,| troubled in tke her if you will| ® * i ini : cep’ & : Buppose One Cook Is BOING! give Us the OPPOMUnRY. RRA RARER R ARR REE Leavitt Ashley Knight. et one staying and one coming,” Macbeth, Three at once was beyond bis comprebension,—Judge, “jedge” stay to face the music? coeianiieieatinnn SWICK SANITARIUM | Featured by the Wolgast-Rivers}| Are” you t histic i “ALL THE saloons in Juarez are still closed, i oak’ abi ive a 2815 Firat Av. fight pletures, Pantages has a go0d/ What would you give for OH! so You HAVE Gor al tt "i says an El Paso dispatch, thus indicating that war in Mexico comes THE MONEY TO PAY /T : honest, ‘old-fashioned, heart] under Gen. Sherman's definition —Washington Post. RIGHT NOW, wave you? - JOHNNY'S INCONSISTENCY laugh? Read Julian Street” ria , ‘ 3 : , Johnny (grabbing his hat)— “Oh, You Babylon!” It’s Ke ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY mill men in Skagit : I'm not a bit hungry, and don’t for what ails you, want any dinner, mamma.” Mamma—Where are you go ing in such a hurry? Johnny—Out in the back lot with the boys to roast sweet potatoes. county on strike because they couldn't masticate pie given fem daily by the cook. Do we hear anyone rising to state any better reason for “walking out”? CITY COUNCIL i Do you like information jin the most interesting Read “The Big Ditch.” |} you like to forget your f y / j troubles sometimes by €0 tal q f sidering the troubles of of ; "ama | Have you got any interest doing the proper thing in imme- diately taking up the matter of providing life saving appar- Explained. atus for the parks on Lake Washington. A life guard should “How frighttally you snored Inst i at all the parks along the lake shore next-Saturday and night.” .' unday. “Yeo; ft 1a Inherited.” . * - Q oF 5 things that concern the al e qa: From your parents?’ ET | things ncern the (ee : — “No; from my grandfather, who GOOD TE H—SMALL COST mon good? Read “Enouyj v ee ©. a Pee EPeRe " ran a steam sawmill.”—Filegende |} ‘The very finest quality—SUPERIOR DENTAL WORK |} Live On.” : j os nn to y in swimming)—If the water's so cold, why don’t you “ ret —at our LOWEST CUT-RATES is what Ohio Dentists No matter what your jf Den Bey—Ob, | want-to get some other fo0l:to come in!—Life, pean ee aa offer you. They are all experts in their profession and do | vidual slant is. if ei ou are willl f Rat we hd sail . owe work quickly and efficiently and with less pain. Every- }) to be entertained, to the li RK KKK x Detective Hey, you, why wip COCY Ought to have their teeth in first class condition all the J} by the best all-round maga we Dg . * don’t yer speak as yer go by? «ip time. All our dental experts have had years of actual experi- J in the world, get the Aug ond 8 * SPOKE TOO WELL OF HIM? * said * Crook—Well, “searg.” on * pence. Remember all work we do is GUARANTEED IN | b . & Po LAIN %# ATLANTA, Ga, July 30—Eugene Gordon Young of-Colum- a m honest now—an' * | WRITING FOR 12 YEARS. ; one OF ere ybony aa pee: & bia, S$. C., is held here today by Recorder Broyle, pending an ex- * fialbbec bias a or ng to git some self. * 8 dig into it anywhere. You! SETS % amination as to bis sanity, because he declared that Gov. Cole # RIGHT BACK AT HIM * respect. —Life, * FILLINGS 50c UP emerge satisfied and happy y AN | 4 rons ri of South Carolina was the most honorable man in the % A certain critic, renowned for his bitter tongue, found that on 0000 |" A A ee eee eee pour) $8 CROWNS $4 much obliged to us for the} Sine * Young chme here as 8 delogate to the convention of the Gia- | "on even artints wu ng Pe git ina aetna Bacay 1 thal | $10 SETS OF TEETH $5 gestion. bridae eons. At the end of the convention he created disorder by * “ . “yer . ao” Fi 5 3 © finssing Go. Wicass and Gas forcibly retsoved nud taken Lo. Rl orig MOUld ike to have your opinion of my pleture,” he sald to the) wre One dood Feature, P ; $5 BRIDGEWORK $3 AND $4 af 4 fore the recorder. = “It's absolutely worthless,” the other replied, shortly, bona conventions have been beau-| a eo No aera Bridgework—regular price $5.00 5 Cents a w: " “Oh, | know that,” pursued the artist, “but it would really interest | ‘fl. rt $3.00 a p ¢ can replace teeth which you hav AT RHR KR KK KKK HK RK eR KK KK) me very much indeed.”"—Berliner Ilustritte Zeitung, hyo) sonia Saene “If lost with bridgework, or teeth without plates $10.00 Sets / $1 50 a Fyeovs _ 2 te Pita am pleased to observe that our 00—$: \ ‘ . igi . THE DEACON HAD NOTICED FIXED IT, ALL RIGHT hatign tn urogreasing in religious | Ot Dor with te Tit othe sd ee eee, We Buarantes : ae “{t is all very well for people to criticise young ministers and talk “Here's the dress ault you loaned me, old man, and thanks, It| lets. ‘The pavers were the only|f 8” OUF worl Ne {it perfectly and look natural. ‘ THE RIDGWAY COMPANY, Pu ory @f their inexperience,” said the rieh miserly man, “but I have nothing| didn’t fit me very well, so I had the tailor make a few alterations” | wtterances that met with unant- EASY PAYMENTS ACCEPTED . ante # but praine tor our Pastor nothing but praise.” Phe detios you did! Well, of all the——" , ‘ mous approval.”"—-Washington Star. | We will accept part down and balance in easy payments “ey PERE sa, Epee-e — leacon who passes the plate, “so I've noticed, Ps. Ade all right; I told him to send the bill to me,."—Boston Hts Gontocsion: . while work is being done. pe i | If you find a_newsdealer i ALB 660 i ; . “Do: you tove ine, Chatlest! in| Come in today for free examination and estimate—we're jews age enor Everybody's Mi 4 UNBELIEVABLE RETURNING THE COMPLIMENT aes Se neestitn at |] open Sundays from 9 to 12. Jena eddrean “sottine Publ Lady—You say you swam ashore when We, Titanle went downt say ,THt, te the fifth time you have been brought before mo,” auld the} “Do you think only of mé, by-day/ | News Company, Gyring and Yes, @ judge, severely ae » by day) OHIO DEN I 1s T x | Dowell Streets, New York Cit any Pour, iglesia do gh 224 Honor.” smuiled the offender, “When I like a feller I.ttke antwalle TN be frank with you,| s. they. will gladly seud you" ie q le give him all my business. You see Now and then | think of baseball.” econd and University St. * months’ subscription to Advet Cor y~You don't look 1t—St, Louis Post-Dispatch, “Bixty days," roared tho judge.-Harper's Weekly. “Wanhington Ween, | A Deeeine Mere tiier | ntormatton et oe