The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 16, 1912, Page 4

at of elly, So per Dally by Tee sear He who is false to present duty breaks a thread in the Toom, and will find the flaw when he may have forgotten the cause,—Beecher. (From the Portland Oregonian.) “Resolved,” says the Seattle Bar Association, “resolved, “that we do hereby express our entire confidence in the integrity and fitness of Judge Hanford for his high judicial position,” Judge Hanford is now under investigation by a committee f congress, and on trial before the high bar of public opinion, | &s to his integrity and fitness for his judicial position, The inal charge against Judge Hanford was that he had dis ees a socialist for being a socialist, though there is sound md for the belief that the judge disfranchised the socialist being an anarchist But apparently the Olsson case is being forgotten or sub- inated, and Judge Hanford is being tried on the plain and ple charge of drunkenness, Ii he is a drunkard, of course he not fit to be a judge. Some fifty or sixty persons have testi- that they have cither seen the judge in various stages of loxication, or that they have supposed he was the worse for ior or that he had taken one or more drinks. Others say the has peculiar personal mannerisms, which impious and eredujous critics mistakenly assume is intoxication It skeptical world, to be sure. Anyhow, we may be sure that the Congressional committee will not impeach the judge for exces Bive and intolerable sobriety. But what business has the Seattle Bar Associa Sp of lawyers who know the law and are presumably jealous of lessional ethics and decorum, to prejudge the case against Fiseii by rendering an offhand verdict, and making it public] the very presence of the congressional committee sent to Se - attle to investigate Judge Hanford? ion, made OF COURSE, as Parker says, all democrats are progres-| sive, but not in the same direction.—Pittsburg Dispatch. 2 ONE difference between Bryan and Ryan is a B, but it is Mot a presidential B.—Columbia State ALL READY 1 am expected at ‘Mama forbids me to go out with) Hel supp Richard without a chaperon.” j your house tonight? Don't let that worry you He's} Lilly--T guess so, T saw sis @ one of thove slow fellows that acts | tin’ de ner fn order and @ just the same with or without one.” ! just unchained de dog. COULD NOT Can you manage a typewriter? No, I married one.—Cineinnati Enquirer, She He Ree eee ee ee ee ee ee i* AFTER THE NIGHTMARE One of the things that must irritate a delegate ts that when he gets home the neighbors think he has been enjoying a nice summer vacation Washington Star Sesteent ee ee CRITICISM Tam going to put some white in the yoke,” referring to her gown Won't that serambe Tribune. said the young lady, it?” inquired the young man.—Chicago MAYBE BUT NOT PA Seattle Spirit The Potlatch is fine. We're all enjoying it now, and will/ “heaps more” of fun out of it before the curtain of night down on Potlatch, 1912, next Saturday evening. But one of the best things to remember about this big week Of Gurs is the proof, once more presented, of the vital, quering Seattle spirit. Whatever Seattle sets her hand #0, she does with ALL her will, with ALL her strength ) That's the secret of Potlatch success. And that’s why ‘p frontier town has grown into a mighty city in one generation. Meet the Weather Half Way It’s no use, dear friends, to swear at the hot weather. That makes you hotter. Also, it’s no use to fan yourself, and go pe the corner for a cold drink. Come, let's figure it out to- Aren't you uncomfortably hot chiefly for this reason—that try too hard to fight against the heat? Just yield to the acquiesce in it, take it as a matter of course, and see how h more comfortable you'll be > It’s natural for summer to be hot, and it’s natural for man i> sweat. Also it’s good for him. It soaks the physical poisons of him, just like the hot baths at a health resort where he'd good'money to be parboiled. That leaves quiet nerves and clear eye—if only a man doesn't work himself into a frenzy "Byer the silly notion that he’s suffering. The mental attitude’s the main thing. Just meet the hot her only half way. If you can persuade yourself that you it was still warmer, all the better. Pretty soon you'll be @njoying the heat, and thanking providence for the good old gummer time. * This isn’t sarcasm, but hard fact. Phing else has failed, why not try it? & At any rate, since every NEXT thing you know the politicians will’ be quarreling Ta to split the royalties on the fight films,—Detroit . = t witness Carl peculiarities” ? WONDER if they'll try to explain away Gon’s testimony as another of the judge's * Observations HYAS TYEE ALLEN is the man of the hour—or week. ST. LOUIS REPUBLIC rises to inquire: “Has anybody fi Seattle seen Judge Hanford sober?” TEN thousand Elks and a circus made two unusual and un- ®sually good features for the first day of tlie Potlatch. HANFORD'S corporation attorney friends are burden- fing the judge with the greatest list of “peculiarities” ever human Staggered under. WILLIAM J. BRYAN demonstrated at the Baltimore €onvention what a lot of news a real energetic reporter can scare @p when he tries.—St. Paul Pioneer Press. IN view of the outlook for November, the democratic decla- fation for a single term for the presidency is a notable example @f self-sacrifice—New York Evening Post. THE hotel keepers of Chicago will be at least a week ahead of the Baltimore hotel keepers in booking passage to Europe to spend the proceeds.—Louisville Courier-Journal LOOKS as though aviators were fated to be killed in some way, and not die a natural death. After surviving arial flights, Hubert Latham was killed by a buffalo in Africa, IF anybody doubts that the Irish are capable of home rule fet him contemplate Murphy, Sullivan and Taggart ruling the democratic action of the states in which they live —St. Louis Globe-Democrat. DON’T miss visiting the warships. It's better than a Circus to look "em over And while yon’re at it you can| wax complacement in the thought that they’re YOUR ships, be gause the taxes YOU pay helps to buy and support these “war| dogs.” WE remarked a few days ago about the singularity of how| @ccidents run together in certain lines. First it was a series of| @viation accidents, then railway wrecks, and now two great} cloudbursts occur in one day—one at Denver and the other in| Mexico. It's a queer little world. UNCLE SAM delivers ultimatum to express companies} that they must prove their service is necessary to the public, or| Submit to sweeping reductions in rate That's the stuff—IF CONGRESS WILL CARRY IT OUT. But remember Wana-| Maker's famous epigram that there are only four reasons against @ parcels post—the four express companies an: their control of! congress. daughters. Hobby—lan't that bathing suit of yours rather daring’ Wifle— Well, ain't I the most dar- ing swimmer down here? Hel understand your father fs so wealthy that he le independent, | She--Well, he's so wealthy he's made mama very tadepend SOOTHING She-—-What was it the choir just sang? He—From the appearance of the congregation, | think ft must have been some kind of a lullaby.—Laughter A PRODIGY Gabe—Has Jones a good memory? Steve—Should say he has. Why, he can name you the last six vice presidents of the United States.—Cincinnat! Enquirer. ‘GOOD AIM ' “I met your father last evening, and spoke to him about our bed: married.” “Did he strike you favorably? “Well, not exactly favorably, bat rather accurately.”"—Judge. W Jack—Old Smith counts his for- Rig Sister—I suppose you know tune in seven figures, that Joe and I are to be married? sim-—How's that? Freddy—Ah, gee! 1 spose dat’ll Jack—His wife and six pretty|cut off all me graft from dat quar- ter. REVENGE — Landlady—You believe in mustard plasters, doctor? M. D-~-Rather! 1 always order them for patients who call me out in the middie of the night when there's nothing the matter with ‘em.— The Scalpel. HIS WAY Father Knickerbocker—Can’t you stay a little longer? Departing Visitor—No. Haven't a red cent left Father Knickerbocker—O| Well, good-by.-—Judge. NATURALLY “What happens when you put the dollar before the man? the candidate, The man goes after it,” answered an old farmer In the crowd.— Louisville Courier-Journal. bawled No Suffering Yets! The unnatural suffering of so many women at times can be relieved by a little care and proper help. Beecham’s Pills give just the assistance needed. They act gently but surely ; they correct faults of the system thing Serious HOW WOMEN OF UNION CARD LABEL LEAGUE ARE CONSTRUCTING PARADE FLOAT FOR $6.50--AND WHY, x His ta Sy aoe 1 pee | + THE OLD DAYS ''The “old days” of our fathers— They had no pleture shows; And if you had a headache They bled you at the nose The horse cars of our daddies Would quickly make us slelk; And we would do some cussing About the candle wick, “Go to the ant, you sluggard,” sald the philosopher, “or you will be compelled to cau on your ancle.” When the grasshopper hops There ain't no crops. OSM’) /#SE. WOMEN CONSTRUCTING FLOAT NEAR LINCOLN. PLAYFIELD. It has frequently been stated that {do it for is so much.” And th bought some bunting and fags, and the hand that rocks the cradie is|made it clear that 0 would they ransacked their homes for the hand that rules the world. much more than pay for the off| more bunting and flags. it may be stated with equal truth hind wheel And yesterday, at the « Lincolg) that the same hand sometimes jare| What did the park playfield, they went to work] the aping contractor. Women's Union Card and Label|to build their float themestves. The Women Union Card and|league do then? Did they bee,|night time they had made a Labei league had $50 with which to |borrow or steal more money? They |start. The float will be complete bulld a float for the Fraternal pa-|did not. Did they give up in| plenty of time for the parad rade on Thursday. They went to despair? A thousand times no! it will be a dandy float, too. contractors and asked for bids.| This is what those women did: | the total cost will be $650 -and ‘The m ber, 4 the con-|They bought $6 worth of lumber,|lot of hammered thumbs. tractors, “will cost so much, and) a cents’ worth of nai and the bunting so much, and the labor |they borrowed their husbands so much, and the very least we can'hammers and saws, snd they =: ee ee members of the ehhh hh * AT THE ORPHEUM ee ee ee “Good” is a nket critic which covers ry turn of @ week's of ngs at the Orpheui with the degree of goodness ing from “fair to middiia’” to fine tabloid drama, “A Light St. Agnes,” presented by Mad Bertha Kalich and company. ‘Light’ gives the famous Je jactress a rare opportunity te play her emotional ‘ability, she does to the credit and the delight of the Winslow and Bessie have trained the rover skates meet their slightest whim Lydia Netison and her compan: English dancing boys and 6 “They have @ quarter-in-th’-slot | meter fer each room at th’ Besleysport House, an’ a despond- anger who blew out th’ gas | tother night tac just 15 cents of |furnishin’ a funeral. IN THE EDITOR’S MAIL about to witness during Potlatch week, and most always result from the reckless attempts of the aviator to out-do himself in feats of daring It ts foolish, of course, but of all men, the one least likely to act in a prudent manner, is the daring fel- low in the air, especially when the crowds below him put a premium on his every act of imprudence. If we would withhold all cheering un- til the aviator reaches the ground Iy Guymon, Okla, there’s a long winded preacher. A stranger hap- pened into the church about the middle of the service. He listened tit he began to think something waa wrong. He asked an usher How long has that man been preaching?” About too years,” Editor The Star In regard to the impoliteness of men on street cara, I would Uke to say that there are times when women show ther impoliteness fully as much as men Tm a Woman, and believe in courtesy to them, still there are times when women seem to forget that they are not the only ones who need consideration. For example, we will say, | go over to Alki Beach was the re I pty Stry! ‘Oh, well.” he # “in that case I He'll surety be throu, while.”—-Kansas City resignedly, ooo I'l wtay bh in a little Star. so certainly that you will find better conditions prevail Amongst Women Who Take this renowned and effective remedy. 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Editor Seattle Star: The pro sss gram of acrial fiights scheduled for PARTLY TRUE the week suggests that something “Ma, what ie meant by the pro-| should be done to prevent the fatal sressive party?” |acctdents so frequent in similar ex- “The progressive party, my dear? | hibitions Why that’s whore all the partners| It ix sald that fully 75 per cent of change after every game.”—Detroit|the deaths due to aerial navigation Free Press. oceur during such flights as There are cricks in my back and lumps in my jeints; and the hinges are rusty—the rheumatics hurt. But my spirit goes o ing along with the kide—! want to tle knots im some little boy's shirt. “I'd have you know, Mrs. Blythe,” anid Mra, King, “that my brother was a banister of the law.” Mra, Blythe turned up her nose, scorn “A Og for your banteters,” retorted, “that's nothing. I have a brother who is a corridor in the navy.”—-Satire. the danger would be largely svotd ed, and simp! that we do wh wh mere amusement.—John T. Casey. AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore—Thuriow Bergen Players in “The Virginian.” Metropolitan — Wolgast - Rivers fight pictures. Seattle—Dark. Orpheum— Vaudeville. Emprese— Vaudeville. Pantages Vaudeville. Grand—Vaudeville and motion pictures. Clemmer—Photoplays and vau- deville. Melbourne—Photoplays and vau- deville. humanity suggests we can to lessen the danger to these poor fellows are risking thelr lives for our have something new and pl Bobbe and Dale have the usual it of songs and patter while Sale, with his quick changes character ‘work in “A Co School Entertatnment,” ts e to the position next the head! eueue The bill at the Empress this is fair. None of the acts are po but some of them drag. Guerney, who sings in the trio “Faust”; Ourry°and Riley, in unique interesting act of dances and pianocisms, and Will Rogers, delightful in bis way, are fine. The Sombreros gle with bats. 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