The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 10, 1912, Page 4

TLE STAR a SPATE That best portion of a good man’s life— His little, nameless, unremembered acts Of kindness and love. —Wordsworth, People Do Honor Upright judge Hanford went out of his way the other day in Ta- coma to warn Judge Cushman, the new federal judge, against the “maligners.” “You will always be subject to criticisms of those whom you are called upon to de- cide against,” said Hanford. : Facts right here in Washington brand Hanford’s uncalled-for statement as false. George Donworth was on the federal bench over two years, yet during all that time not a breath of sus- picion was raised against ‘was made against him. Judge Rudkin has been on the federal bench for over a year and he has heard nothing but praise for his conduct and his decisions. ; The people do respect and honor an upright and honest judge, just as they despise a corrupt judge. If a judge fair and honest judge to the people, the people will be more than fair and just in return. BY REPUDIATING Hanford’s decision in the Olsson} case, ‘Taft has put the judge in an awful predicament Clearly, after this slap on the wrist, Hanford can’t stand for the good | natured president. Most certainly he can’t support either} Wilson or Roosevelt, the progressives, and probably he's not a follower of Debs. Apparently the only course left for his honor is to vote for the prohibition party's candidate. } “Atmosphere” atmos There is a school of philosophy which teaches that “ , is the phere”—the influence of association and environmen most potent element in the shaping of one's life. , “Atmosphere” in this sense is a condition of thought Thought makes it what it is, and thought alone can change it If other people have the power to make an atmosphere that can influence you, why can't you make it for yourself? You can, for we all have that-power. But few realize it. You can, if you will, make an atmosphere for yourself that] will force others to feel it, and through it demand and bring out the highest and best in yourself and those about you In doing this your environment and conditions will soon be bent to your touch. F ‘Any one who would succeed must learn to realize this power of right-directed thought. ; Failure comes from doubt and fear and discouragement. Success comes from confidence and courage. Thought creates either atmosphere. A FEW days ago a woman wrote a letter to The Star, complaining that she could only find one restaurant in town where smoking was prohibited. A spirited discussion in re- ly has followed. Do YOU think no smoking should be al- Br in most public places? A New One Com New York editors are patriotically trying to dissuade women from adopting the proposed Robespierre styles from Paris. q We don't know what a Robespierre gown looks like, but} swe do know that in Robespierre’s time the French woman wasn’t half dressed, physically or morally speaking. It was a period of slaughter, arson and paganism, and woman took her full rights in the general deviltry. The new Robespierre styles will probably be representative fully} him; not a whisper of a charge) ; THE STAR--WEDNESDAY, JULY 10, 1912, QUITE 80, “That's a regular fire trap.” “tt doesn’t look tt ‘Can't belp it; nearly every that gets a job there fel gots respectable Mra, Happiwed-—What! IMr, OldbatehThan a ¢ low ired uble Hfe. SOME COULD QUALIFY never succeed as a lawye “No, I cannot, Mr. Tambo, Tell us why.” “Because his success depends upon hin PREPARED FOR A RAINY DAY “I don't believe you ¢ vision for a rainy day You're dead wrong there, Baltimore American. ding at the bar,” game. RRARRAARAARRAERR REE AA NERVE I told him there were a dozen people right here In town who bad never heard of him.” “I guess that took him down a pee or two.” “f guess It didn’t, He started right out to find them and borrow money Houston Post eeeeeeee ee HIS GOOD EXCUSE “Boas, would you help a poor gent what ain't able to work?" “Why, you look strong. What keeps you from working? “Me ride, sir.”—Stray Stortes, WOULD BE TERRIBLE Kolng to operate on her bloo “The doctors a “What's wrong? “Something about the coat of her stomach, | understand “I hope they don’t find {t's out of style, She'd never get over that.” Kansas City Journal NOT WORTHLESS. — row WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. thought that Jinks sleeping powders I ordered? Pationt—All of ‘om. My | wife woke me up four times lag} night “No; his life was insured fer e 4 to give ‘em to me. thousand DEFINED AGAIN “Father,” said the small boy, “what is a demagog?” A demagog, my son, i# & man who can rock the boat himself and , ~g everybody that there's a terrible storm at se¢a.”-—Washington jar. of woman about as low down as she can get, but if it’s playing ee monkey to the Paris demimonde, that's no reason why lew York high dressers won't be for it. IT WAS a “dry” session in the Hanford probe yesterday. Not a single drink was mentioned. o 8:8 NOW watch the corporation flunkeys and standpat “lame ducks” lick-spittle around Cushman, the new federal judge. +» o oO ° NOW that Ballinger’s name has bobbed up in the Han- ford probe, watch Collier's and the National Weekly sit up| and take notice. 0 oO o HERE'S one sure bet on the presidential election so far as Washington is concerned: Either Wilson or T. R. will be first and either Taft or Debs will be third. o°-6 4 JOHN MITCHELL, who is in Seattle today, is a very quiet man. Most men who really do big things DO lack, somehow, the blustering, see-what-a-great-man-am-l charac- teristics. 6a © STANDPAT office seekers, facing certain defeat with Taft, are clamoring that the fat man be thrown overboard But it’s too late now. Taft will lead the whole she-bang to its Waterloo. é... 6 THE four big Northwest cities have now each found a satisfactory annual festival. Seattle has her Potlatch, Tacoma] her Montamara Festo, Portland her Rose Carnival and Spokane her Interstate Fair. ss ° ae Tagine WHILE Wilson, progressive democrat, and Roosevelt, plain progressive, are fighting it out for first place in this| state, don't overlook the fact that Taft, standpatter, and Debs, socialist, are also running. o °o o ONE tragedy already has resulted from the republican party split. Walla Walla department store owners, one a Taft man and the other a Rooseveltite, have broken up their part- nership because they couldn't settle their political feeling: nectiegcerstat eget és — IN THE EDITOR’S MAIL Editor The Star—It has just oc-|are forced to use the sidewalka It ts cured to me, a trifle inte I must|no joke. It's a fright the way men jadmit, that, though those jokes| spit on the sidewalks, They have | which won the prizes n ‘your| absolutely no regard for the feel. | “tunny’ contest were good, | ings (or the skirts) of others, Walk ‘the prize joke of Seattle would have|down any of tho streets in the bust: been to print that ordinance that| ness districts and you will see the fw posted so conspicuously, which| sidewalk spotted everywhere. tt LAYMAN’S DEFINITION “What {a a court of last resort, Pat” “Courting an old maid.”—Judgy EVER THUS what's political knavery? “What the other si doing, my son. OUT OF REACH Townley—How's the new cook getting on? Subbube—1 don’t know. She didn’t leave her addreas,—Boston Transcript. AUTO ARISTOCRACY. Dirmingbam Age-Herald INNOCENT, “What's your aristocratic growling about?” “He has a grudge against plain people.” balcon; ‘On what score?” Mazi ‘Those weren't kisses, “Says they wear so many rubbers) mamma; he was just practicing a that it forces up the price of tires.”| new curve throw, friend | Mamma-—Didn't I see Harold the throwing kisses up to you on the THINK AND BE SAFE When you are mad try to think twice Before you speak, my lad; And then just take another think, And you won't get in bad. San Francisco Examiner, : FOUND WANTING “What makes you think Bliggins is not a patriotic citizen?” “Why, he isn’t as much interested in the score of the local ball club as he is in @ convention away off in some distant tow: , base. A PROMOTER OF PEACE Teach, moteaneher—vohnny, what is the name of the city where peace, Is pro- Johnny—Reno, ma'am—Town Toples. BEACH BELLES Some pretty bathing girls down here.” Bo?” ‘Oh, beauties,” “Which is in the majority, the dry or the wets?” Journal Kangas City informs the public that expectorat-|{s a disgusting outrage ing on the floors of public bulldings| not be tolerated ent Should and widewaiks is prohibited That ordinance i vitally exsen- That is a joke; that is, as far as|tial, not only for decency but for Sts enforcement is concerned, But| health, and it certainly should be to the suffering pedestrians wholenforced, | WILLIAM THAIR, | THE DAY OF THE SUFFRAGETTE “Are you an instructed delegate?" “f should say so!” “How were you tnstructed?” “By my wife before I left home.” othing Serious Mr. Oldbatch—-Single life is more “Mister Interlocutor, can you tell me why @ prohibitioniat could er did anything in your Mfe by way of pro- I always get a rain check for the ball Seeeeeenet ~ | JOKES Dr. Cureltt—Did you take thove r When Hamlet exclaimed, “ Ah, there’s the rub!” he probably didn't have reference to Turkish bath, but the remark i apropos Hiver know the delights of one of those “Landof-the- Harem” immer sions? Haven't you ever been solzed by a big, husky attendant and thrust into a room which made you believe that they had moved Hades, Yuma and Imperial valley “Why do so many of the Cellows) next door? Haven't you ever sat in go to the big dances stag?” that chamber of torture with your “Om account of the scarcity of] foot cin a bath tub, a wet doe, perha Cornell Widow, — |towel on your brow and @ cup of ice water in your hand until you felt like a croms between just a plain “damphule” and a hothouse daisy? The Reason One of Them. Guide (in Vonice)—This Is Bt, Mark's. Joyful Tortures American Tourist (amilingly)—| ‘Then haven't you gone through Tho patron saint of the tourists, Tlihe joytul tortures modernized from suppose, Puck the Spanish inquisition of having Poe eee ee ee ee Balked. She--Didn't ye say you'd ® wo through fire and water for ® met * He~-Yea, but I'm blowed if * a wlab and pummel your riba until you felt like a human xylophone Then comes the “steam room,” some more staccato attacks on your inal column, pi “agitato, for zando, vigoroso,” a splash in th a 4 then yo © embalmed I'm going through bankruptey 4 ae Bega os aia on et | he: yn eee { {Just big enough to allow you to turn over without kicking out the REE E EEE EERE EH ition, That in a Turkish bath His Only Chance. There are several of them in Se Poot (raising his ginsa)—-A glor-|@ttle, and the writer fell into one fous fluid! A whole poom is con-/last night tained tn it Three Divisions Skeptical Friend — Then tn] Like Caesar's Gaul, the habitues heaven’s name swallow it downjot kish bath 6 are db quick.-Meggendorfer Blaetter vided into three parts, They ras OSH /iSE. the stout, the sick and the soused, There may be some who frequent these steam-heat joy parlors who may not come solely under one of thene classifications; there may be combinations such art sick and part souse, or part stout and part souse, or wholly souse and part stout nd a little sick. But gener- ally speaking, this classificatio | will Include all who lirgp, waddle or fot within the gates of the estab Habment It was still early last evening when I strolled into one of the pop- julag “sweat shops.” |inan, about the hue of a danger sig jnal, and puffing like @ porpoise, la red over to the scales, holding jhis sheet-made toga bigh over one |p igy, fat arm. The corpulent one gave a little wheene of satisfaction “Fourteen and a half ounces less ey & Faco i “Every time th’ Beeleysport House |e th’ headquarte: fer a county convention it’ strain on | th’ capacity 0° th’ cuspidors.” alii STORY OF 2 FAT MEN Loses Grit. n. ¥, jooly 10.—pete rice and : frank mackintyre is th fattest thet fellow ever going 10) viiters in the hole world they had @ lot of fun with each uther one verry hot day this week, 1 will tell you how it was “The more time he gota the leas| mackintyre he met rice In an lee sand he St. Paul Ploneer|cream sody parler with swingin Press, doors on the front of it, and he sen, come along with me pete, ime going to look at a machine toward] _ Wot kind, ses pete, talkin, washin, remedying the discontent of the|thrashin or flyin, him being a grate masses?” cupup “The first step,” replied the ener-| cut out the small time stuff, ses otic campaigner, “Is to get out ang|Mackintyre, this is broadway we're make speeches to prove to them/0a, ime going to flirt with a flock how discontented they are."—|0f automobeals, and if | seem to Washington Star. care for thom | mite buy « few so they went to the automobeal stoar, and mackintyre he climbed one car after anuther, and springs in the seats and “You.” axeis ail ont of shape, but “How long?’ be couldent find no car that he liked “Well, I played it as long as an/till he set down in a little runabout hour and a half once or twice.”—/that would of been verry becomin to Pittsburg Post. marshell p. wilder ss mackintyre be had on a big dust- Hated Winding It. coat that the automobea! saileman Mra. Exe—I'm afraid, dear, the}had put on him to show him how clock’s rum down again. fine he would look as a motorist, Exe—I wish you could recom-jand he slopped all over the seat of mend @ good tonic.—Boston Tran-| eremeieoe: script. SERRE RTE ERE RHE * T guess sot; he’s lke an hour- elane” “How's that?” has How to Begin. “What in the first step * Complete the Job. * ® You, swat the fly, but don't for & * net, * * When you are waging strife, « ® To swat the garbage and the #) * fitth ® That gives the critter life. * Mise Dillpick! Builds a House * * * oe ee oe ee | Sure Thing. “There is one man | want to see paddie his own canoe.” “Who is that?” “The man who thinks it’s funny to rock the boat.” The Kind. “Don't you often tire of the real- tam of life?” “Not if it's real money,"—Daltt- more American. Translated Into American. Gabe—What is a kleptomaniac? Steve--That’s a highbrow name for a thief. CAAA ee ee ee ee * Those Dear Girts. * Alice—I intend this summer ® to visit the scenes of my girl & hood. Maud—Going to some buried . are you?—Roston Tran- eript. RRR Re Oh Muffins! She sat around in dainty frock And proudly held her head; She was the flower of the flock, eeeeeeeee ea But she produced no bread, Clocks. She wears clocks on her stockings! I saw them when she passed; But this is not a sign, my boy, That she is a bit fast —~ Cincinnati Enquirer. The Caif's Lament. a kick, @ squeal, and then I'm veal, Going to Be Right in Iv. They are merrily driving nails] at my house again, but it is lke driving nails in my coffin, because! my beautiful plan is all butchered | up to make room for that staircase} I'd failed to provide. I had to cut} out a room upstairs and switch| things around generally, | As the building goes along all kinds of diabolical errors leap out At me from ambush. J found | had closets where the beds would blockade them, The stairs have barely enough head room, and a very tall man had better not buy this house from us unless he wants | to go up to the second floor on his hands and knees. on the wrong side of the house for! convenience, but it has to stay there because all the studding {s up and the plumbing already roughed in, Another little thing I AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore—Thurlow Bergen Players in “The Lottery Man.” Metropolitan—Dark, Seattle—Dark. Orpheum—Vaudevitle. Vaudeville. pictures, Clemmer--Photoplays and vau- deville, Melbourne--Photoplays and vau- deville, The kitchen is | ARE A waid husky attendant throw you on | |] He STOUT, THR Sick AHO TH! Ouse: ame THE || 47 THe TuRKisH CATHS | | | A Tue IS OATH | |e 00m cwAnre ano AUNT SOLER |Jre'rme vora (U | [Tate row rH MORNING coy “OH, JOYGUS TURKISH BATH, HOW SWEET LL THY EXQUISITE TORTURE TIENTS Tae 5 ACCOROING C28 OF THe TIP, One heavy-set | than last night.” 1 heard him grant | lows. | with satisfaction, Then he ordered a gin rickey, and waddied to the |massage room for another “treat ment.” lmore heavyweights and an elderly. [iitue dried up fellow who wheexed with cold like the village organ bel Tha Soriano, in litte car sumthing redickatous but he was kinda stuck on the runabout, and he ses to rice, how do 1 look in the car, pete whereinhell is the car, ses pete, jyou look like you had wheels on |your overcoat mackintyre was terrible mad, he | wouldent hardly look at rice that’s @ nice thing to say to a frond, pete, he growls, { bet { don't never take you shoppin again rice be just iaffa, and he ses, gouh, our collers are all wilted, frank, this garrage is one hot place, lets drop into this habberdashery {Joint and rig up in a couple of new ones so they went fn, and mackintyre ses, give me a sixe 16, and be got it, and rice ses, | gotta have a 19 ‘sorry, ses the clerk, we ain't got no 19 in stock i know where you can git a coller, ses mackintyre, rite In the store at the next corner, you run down and | got fixed up while { am putting on | this coller #0 pete he went down to the next corner and it was a harness shop he was pritty sore, but bimeby they bought each uther a marsh- mallow sundy and made it up johnny Se eee After Her Own Design, Showing What a Bright Girl Can Do When She Has Full Swing. BY FRED SCHAEFER. Another Little Thing | Had Not Counted On—The Chimney Was Front of a Window! had not counted on—the chimney was going to be right {n front of the window. I found the brick mason singing at his work, not car ing @ rap, because he had the blue print to guide him, That framework didn't gee with chimney mado no difference him. He had bid on the chimney a8 planned, and if I had changed windowa I should have told him I didn’t want the chimney there, Ail T eould do now was to have the window closed up, which is going to leave the room rather dismal at midday, The folks at home aren't saying much, They know the house is running away from me with the bit In the hot room were three One jhung in danced b }160 mark. In t © ne maudlin sent Don't worry, soothed. “Troubles are like! they grow by nan “Thash jush troubf run offah wish a t lef me t take care of th I ran precipitately, The increased, A quartet under shower waa harmontes. The sick bri all disappeared: lounging room, while of the stont ones still on the divans, sipped old-fashioned cocktails the scales. The reign of the souse s height. By and by, th and showered ones bed, and but for the snore of one of the maudlin cackle fi soused, there was tendants and stretched out om “Gee, it's beem commented, His comrades” a som aye through r “newsles” were ¢ pers. It was morning. Milady’s Toilet ' Pace powders quate pr and thi rs witch the face each haves complesiag deautifier far sy else. Meyatone wil nor show like skin soft, fairand A moves dust, dirt leaves the sonlp cl rf cunces of powas an original package sift’s tenspoontul of the head and brush hly eyebrows pyroxin finger-tips, them to grow will also make the and silky.—Advt, in its mouth, but they don’t josh me about it, They are worrying whether I will have to be sent to a sanitarium, (Continued.) Entertainment and Evenings.