The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 9, 1912, Page 4

A Phone WEWHen OF Fite Sony ‘Only Seatile ger bavin Pr: Now fall leased wire “To thine own selt be And it shall fol Thou can'st not then be true, day man,” ht the to any Shakespeare low as the nig fal Step by Step Not so very long ago the common people of Eng to look zation spon combinat ns as “privat n of corporat that So they seeured gov They decicdec what wa was & the nation of the t aphs, and winter they got nationa numerous as ever, but tl office Vt teleph t rhe liberal roads railroads seen ably come the light water, Then what? Close your eyes to it, England will have bec nd seems to r «l for he policy prove ization telephone able graph s of department: w ¢ ne as with the vice next great question vernment wil th th to be str impor kle will be ni atror z for and t After th rvices a wh 1 heating At fecr but then g¢ very larg ealize that private poly must be buried with it v 1 you plea p is dying Engla and that private mone was one of his own he wants to be the co WELL, it father goes to a funera Herald 1 uld take ntry British suffragettes w in this joy a lot of tes to national conven WHAT being St 28 ¢ Press. Paul Pione Grumbling t It is amazing to hear humanity, set on end for some ue known purpose, devoting so much of the bric on earth to a carefully detailed diagnosis of our aches, stomach aches and other miseries that defy The comical part of this business lies in the pat which we listen to one another. But he or she kr her turn comes next and the luxury of returning sickening ac-} counts of ubles will be granted. } Many of us are not miserable enough with the pains of the/ present, but must treasure up the pains of the as a con atantly accumulating reservoir of misery; and the and most useless of all is the anticipating of tr to be coming. If talk about our,aches and pains were ofthe conversation of civilized life li tot adtled the weather, another third would be « ped off the female discourse on the troubles of dress and servants would remain If we would only forget it all, and permit others to forget it; what a world of joy, now unseen, would open up to ts! k with rws t or past, most woetul subles supposed | uppressed, a third] would cease BEING in office as well as in the republican party, nor Hadley announced that he will stay where he is land Leader. AFTER reading a party platform one feels that the fog- horns should be blowing. —Chicago Daily News. “All want something they have not got. I want a cottage. Others want castles.” Thus saith the rich Duchess of Suther- land, deprecating the age in which we live Let not the duchess worry. haven't got is what moves the world. Even adversi uses. Jt is the lack of things he wants that ke ard. Picture a condition under which every man had every- ing he wanted. Why, it would be a mighty listless, uninter-| esting old world, wouldn’t it? But nature has provided differ- ently. She has decreed that maa, like al! other animals, like the flowers, the birds, the fishes, the streams and the hills shall change, and in each change discover something that he wants ‘The fe. the titled, the powerful, all want something that they} have not got, as well as the poor and lowly. Hence, there striving for things. Probably Adam recognized the the Lord in tempering his punishment with th f earning his living. Anyhow, Adam's time, or since the! time when scientists say man swung from branch to branch m| quest of acorns and other monkey food, man has grown through efforts for things he wanted but had not has its} mere since MAYBE the. win a losing fight Colonel will be just paradoxical enough to Chicago Daily News. JUSTICE HUGHES refused to be either a d @ goat.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. horse or Observations TWO clephants is ALL men are b« “~. R” MANY a reputa high explosives MANY a man! enable him to go abr SUMMER was it’s all more a crowd.—Balti n equal, especially i stands for “Taft Renominated.”"—Albany J vurnal.| | m has been blasted without the aid of his health and regain it aking money in order to} a long time arriving ne and refreshing in Seattle, but now} WHEN a girl begins to call a man by his first name it's a Pretty good sign she has design ge ALTHOUGH her mining Alaska is managing to “keep on the tions and earthquakes DR. CARLOS M'DONALD exaggerated ego so many of those politics on straight KERMIT ROOSEVELT America, where in will study railroading abroad five years. “YOUR message gives me deep pleasure,” Wilson is wiring Clark, Underwood and the Vary it, shake it up a bit, Woodrow! It sc graph. Tell “dee lighted,” instance on his last t unttsually with volcani amp active, may erup wears that Harry Thaw has Keep that Thaw person | ked up! There’ at large now that a fellow can't keep his will sail this of the all its branches week for South] Argentine Republic he He plans to remain us part i is other und the way also rans, very mimeo- ‘em for WONDER if Richard Harding Davis is getting material for a novel, telling of how a certain famous man fell in love with and married a certain famous actress just half his age?) eat! New York} Docan't 1 ean wheth or th n wou in! 3 to the Sout of the ice Colon: in 1 up there. Th 1T DEPENDED, (ssi) that shouting outside anney you? watil I find ne by my ay out is being ¢ ghbor’s chil LO BE PARADISE. How would you like to go} bP up there You, sab hore e, Colonel? Think sah t what good are no mint flelis UP To DATE. First Witeh—Come on out, ny, and tak new vacu Second for that ed brooms! “Do ye “Yes, work fi eps man moving | eS orto seems to owner has time it is Our hov ing ama Ia model.” rule and all presen floor alwa there explained. “Before jforeman »: to have an are yesterday married Bessie McCoy, the “Yama Yama” gir! “What surprised, Give Here's why form stage on the » as.on @ dray. is anything on top of ity’ ran a spin with me on my cleaner Witch—No, Tm too old a nice enay galt tek CARRIED ou not feel at times,” rem teplied the tragic actor, or did it Bulide a House BY FRED § “Before we go any further,” the foreman said, have any ul @ house sometimes baffle completion. to tear it down building up is now before skeleton about all the in hey ase the plat- begin pil. My, but it as much floor Is it all sked the main carpenter building a d out & foot t it was The first looks small before he Nn But he jer showed me. th t and voting. aya But that wasn’t all we go any further,” ays, the ‘is this house going ny staircase?” do you mean?” I asked, THE STAR—TUESD. | ow | “Are you a friend of here? “Yes, indeed, Whenever there's a man she's particularly anxious to {win Pm the one she invites him to m “It ts said that every eoncelyable | substance enters into the compart }tion of dust Then why the Dill of fare at | house, ina don't they put It on the boating 4 “Did the presidential candidate's train stop at Punkville? “tt did not, but one of the party threw out a burnt match as they | passed throu TOO FAR parked the firbwide critic, “that real The wanting something you) ism can be carried too far on the stage?” with a sigh. “The last man I was He wanted to pay us all off in stage money.” ey After Her Own Design, Showing What a Beight Girl Can Do When She Has Full Swing. CHAEFER staircase | “How do you get from this floor | that it 18 a language AY, JULY 9, 1912. —| Definitions. Goat—The — Ultimate The Kakimo gives bis de fee an soon as he calla, whic turned if no cure ts effected. good thing for the doctors th tom in't fétowed here. The New York supreme eo held that a pedestrian doe have'tg wok out for the auton before crossing @ street tunately @ supreme court will not mend & broken leg Life i* getting ons for agen. Nowadays |ride in automobiles, Esperanto has of ythized an & patent office Hat that doesn't 1 been O mer Pens made of tantalum o |thowe made of steel or gold The rooster is one oF meta, son | An evil mind can read ev any act, however beneficent Jimmy Says: watt id plucked the weed: © garden sass. And mot ‘You may play now, Jam it's too darned late for any tr ar Only 11 of the 4,501 vease atered the port of New Yo ing veusels, Definition. foatinet ts that which blind fy to a bald head. the extravagant Only days, That Shut Him Up. | million dollars? “Dot Hire a private seore lanswer fool questions.” Transertpt. to thi 0?” he sald. up the steps,” 1 snippy. pw me them steps the foreman says. But there weren't any plan, 1 hadn't put them in is for the an | : on this| plan, | the | That builder to look out for, I said.” “Any builder ‘would know the house needed stairs.” 1 then showed him where | wanted them And then he showed me where they would come up into the middle of the bathroom; or, if anywhere else inside, into’ some jother room, | ‘Phe carpenters ar week, while | am trying to put that | staircase into the plans where| |they won't have to go up the out-| |alde like a porchelimber (Continued.) on loafing f ‘ ie most of there the flies and cut the it from foreign lands were sat) leads a) cheek can thelr of] can with a potato there) p' DO ACROBATS RIDE IN TAXIS, ENJOY WINE SUPPERS, LIVE HIGH GENERALLY? THEY DO Kp They | fee the acrobats on the stage! |Do they not perform marvelously? You! And with such om lady In pink fledhi to the audience shows her flashing t lelation of the applause, The lady lin pink fleshiings runs to curves, etree ard well-fed two meni They are are they They perform prodig lious feats of strength and agility. | They enjoy their work. They smile aiways, They radiate force and cheer. They, too, look carefree land wellted. It must be fine to b Jom the stage It in a gay life, and an © You work 15 miputes in ¢ noon and another 16 minu evening, and all the rest of you are free to dwell in a which ts man bangs wp his hatd work=for acrobatics work, but fun, No offier |No responstbilities There is, however, to the picture H @ taxi and hurry tog winel They do ne, nto street clothes ang m in an i where the muscular ag # black pipe and the toa fleshlings men do they jump into band's tights 46 8 rant hit the’ b and dy in the ho rans to cur wif After the ee: RRR * “th Whey pv, mm re out of ten, the an with mustac Con ” of PATIENT ba 4 | EXPERIMENT ile of you of the ve 1 could What are w made up my « inetor ke huntir finds ong he tion to, das leg f Bal imore cae ered sess. SA motor a bh in re Wea at cus anawere r4, Uncle? mind, Ie an acrobat wart bh y one. after wot th Unite Jocision the day that wherever or hat Editor The 1 am ding ment ¢ nd nd ne ort mi ace them, arent a| hours No boss another side tam hetr job". ficial an, the money Sherwoods were to at the Orpheum this But they fell 25 feet from a trapeze in Spokane last week, and the man broke bie ankle and’ the woman iay unconscious for many | hours Bo, 9 that) brothers wer | Again, lant IT rio at the Orph Of co “ey no mitwear the t, the Dare Jast moinen " tw week, the um hue eee rho, in ft into] two. * * Tere reer eee ; Leading the b the Bn nat G16 thetr| -, Leeas tne wise practicing , circus, two mules and five t man Of| many greyh He tried ‘ hye b am abundance . re od, is the that even 9 profession ‘ man Wdn't crack al* saying Polar om ge s The big act is Romance,” a melody climax comes coming up beb in a rece, dash the whing t horses. Hugo Lu AT THE EMPRESS spped ached some third man was aster cast, having riba ‘The two excellent be Friday the trio broke to go OW at so terrible le that al funny rk lant | emile So the man in the pi went on instead, though wasn't lft for anything but bed. Plenty lof paint hid the pallor of his} The music of the orches | tra covered up his agonized breath. }ing as the broken ends of his crack. |“i#lect preacher, # cork | ed ribs ground together within their) De Lisle and Vernon were two pr y armor. With teeth clench-|t¥ misses with sweet vot led and lips automat | — [he went through th end ran forward to the footligh is from Moore—Thurlow o “The Lottery: Metropol itan—Dark, Seattio—Dark. Orpheum—V¥j ay This act uf cathedy animal in Ww But games. wh is best act many oming er cast Grane veakenthe re pictures, Scared Blue. Wife (starting on @ tr “What would you do if you had »| with his team-mate and smiled and| write to you every day while i'm | bowed tary to} Oh, Boston |the stage They're gone. Hub—Heavens! You are not go Jing to want money that often?— Boston Transcript. it's fine to be an acrobat on & queer lot, those acro No, what happened to Bill? Bill stood up to get married. 4 Minister said:— “Bill, do you take this woma lawful, wedded wife?” What did Bill Say? n to bé your jt Bill said:— “Just a moment, I'll tell you as soon take a chew of ‘The Grand old Chew” as I