The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 25, 1912, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STA Private Exchange Main 9400. Hun OF THR SCRIPPS NOnTHY mst ft * a fall lenned wire mews in time ought to Each year, one vicious habit rooted out, make the worst man good,—Franklin, Yes, When the Sun Goes Out W. Bowling of Okla for taking this Georg Kissing has got to stop. Dr has conclusive reasons for homa says So, and he determined stand. Hear him “Homes have been wrecked, nations destroyed, thrones overturned, all because of that one thing. Still, that is not my} reason. I am enthusiastic on the subject simply from a san tary or hygienic standpoint and I believe the legislature she : pass a law making it compulsory to teach oral hygiene in the ublic schools.” . Can you dispute the doctor's facts? Can you refute his ar- guments? Probably not, and yet you would be mighty rash to edict the carly The doctor has ackled something bigger than homes, nations and thrones. He % that holds the stars success of crusade has attacked “the cosmic urge,” the powe stars in the skies, moves the tides, leads the procession of the Seasons = He will find it quite a considerable chore to repeal the Kissing may be done away within time, sun has gone out and the news has had arth. Jaws of the universe. but it will be after the time to reach the inhabitants of the LONDON, June The Pall Mall Gazette today praised Roosevelt's action in launching a new party in the United States, saying “There is every reason to believe that the future will jus- tify the action of Roosevelt and his friends. The division of American politics in the republican and democratic par doomed because it has developed a system which is cynical, perfunctory and largely corrupt He is afraid that the council will make) right king} POOR JAKEY! him do something that the supreme court said it had r to ask of him—that's the excuse he gives for not street car extensions. Now what do you think of that? Litth trademark? | Papa—Sonny, © Son—Papa, trademark, sneer | matic EVERYBODY'S doin’ it! Doin’ what? Watching the news from Baltimore. Democrats, republicans, standpatters, progressives—they're all doin’ it. Above the Frenzied Hour Politics, nothing but politics. And vet the cattle graze on} a thousand hills, the crops ripen in the sunshine, the boys dive and splash in the old swimmin’ hole; the toiling milhons of men and women go to their work in the 1 g and return to their humble homes at night, and everything moves on pre- cisely as it would do if there were no such things as the quad-| sennial frenzy of presidential politics. The universe grinds its} grist. Men and parties are but ships on the tide that flows steadily onward toward the shores of the future. —that is what Mayor Cotter- haritablé and social work in ill’s federation plan means for this city. WILL the donkey accept a dark horse with the W. J. B. Brand as the head of the family? Or will it persist in a don- key selection? Observation: THE predatory interests have no politics. They are with the part ythat serves them.—Bryan. o o o JULY 17. That's Potlatch date. now for a jolly week of festivities. ° o ° Better lay your plans ae ONE notes that the woman suffrage amendment is No. 23 on the Ohio ballot —Cleveland Plain Dealer. On 0 0 SOME one is due to write another volume on the subject, “If Christ Came to Chicago.”—Kansas City Star. “i, Bae EMPEROR WILLIAM chooses his wife's hats. It is astonishing the power still exercised by some sovereigns.—} Boston Transcript. >>.0 6 IT SEEMS that Colonel William of Lincoln also has a hat, and that he has given it a twirl at least part way into the democratic ring. Oty ee JULY 4. Realize it will soon-be here again? It’s all right to make it safe and sane, but don’t neglect to give the kiddies a good time in SOME, way. Remember your colt days 0.2.05: 8 THERE are lots of folks on the fence today who are feady to leas off and hurl themselves on Teddy's new band- wagon if they find it gaudily painted and drawn by winning horses. ° WASHINGTON'S deleg timore is pledged to} Champ Clark, but if Champ just whispers that he’s out of} the race, watch the Washingtonians make a lightning bolt to William J IN THE EDITOR’S MAIL Editor The Star—I want to pro;in most of those cars. Policemen test in the name of decency and|@r@ necessary and we should have| seasdy : | them fm the cause of law against the!” i¢ ‘the city can't afford more rowdyism that prevails on the cars| regular policemen there should at of the Seattle, Renton & Southern| least be a few extra ones for Satu every Saturday night day nights so the offenders can be From 10:30 tho cars are fitied|*tTested. ey JOHN ADAMS with a drunken, howling gang of} ‘Net Valley men who swear, drink, smoke and 9 - fight, making the car worse than an| Editor The Star—1 want to say Occidental av. saloon and a horror|a few words in reply to the letter and menace for all decent and law-|of D. H. Learn in your paper of yes: abiding citizens jterday, regarding the speed of auto: There is no reason for this. A| mobiles in the downtown and rest woman should be able to take aldence districts late car home without being sub-| He suggests that the speed law fected to insult. A man should be| be changed so that an auto may go} allowed to go home on Saturday! faster downtown and in the resi night without being in constant|dence districts. This, I think danger of a fight would be a serious mistake. Any-| Saturday night the limit wasjone who has to cross the busy} Just about reached. A crowd of six! street intersections knows that the! young boys, not one of them 21) rate the autos travel is too much years old, was on a late car, drunk,|18 dangerous. 1 think the let of Boisy and pugnacious. After a few| accidents this year {# enough to Minutes a fight began and in 15| convince anyone that speeding is tinutes the car looked like a|dangerous, Bightytwo was the Bowery saloon on election night number of aceldents, I think that Why can't this be stopped?) was the number published in The Why should not Rainier valivy|Star a few days ago, and four have sufficient police prot jon| deaths. This is too mfich. In So that a fight like that of Satur-| crease th speed? No. day night would have been stopped] I agree with him that pedes and the offenders jailed? If a few|trians should keep out of the | Were arrested every Saturday night! street intersections, but 1 most the rowdyism would cease, The|emphatically disagree with his The Teacher —~ Why, Jimmy, nors and fine sense, | Jimmy! Have you forgot your pen- Yet lacking sensibility, the man | loyer We want a diplo- cils again? What would you think Who needlessly sets foot upon a} tactful, amart office boy jof a soldier going to war without worm. Cowper, Boy-—Well, 1 used to send sie) a gun? He who joy would win rs beau away when Must share It—happiness was born! Qualified. want to seo him. “Do An Up-to-Date Boy. you you, my son?” “Just to show, 1 suppose, you could ‘come back” ” when I gave house and lot for this auto I was a/ Nevada know why I whipped what is a Teacher—Murlel, Mur Posted. she ae | Jimmy—I'd think he was an of fi cer. One on Hubby. | “What ia meant "mat “A jackpot, my son, in men born their money.” by a that N. J., POSTAL INFORMATION “How much postage will this take?” asked the middieaged she handed a package marked “Miss Jean de Swellers, Atiaat) to the clerk at the The man weighed it carefully. “Not a line,” respanded the lady; “it's only my daughters’ “One cont,” snapped the man.—Judge. amp window. “Any writing?” he inquired. QUALIFIED Silas—How ye happen to elect Hi Higgins ez fire chief? | Hank—Natural qualifications. Why, he kin break more windows in less time than any volunteer in this country.”—Los Angeles Evening Her- aid a boy and, | v conductors ¢ would n do nothing; on have a slim chance} idea of raising the speed Umit, MRS. M. M. SCHULTZ, sequ WELL, THEN, WERE NOT MADE TO SIT OW ft AN of thrifty, not in his slow, Yanke Hev 8, Haow much A cent aplec hen the boy, sci the question he has to decide, always stops for a while to weigh t nees, Finally h Wail, I'll take one. 1 THOUGHT I WOULD OROP iN AND SCE You FoR A minute, mR TRUE, 3 — TAKE A CHAIR! DESKS IMPORTANT ORDER A rural postmaster tells this story of one 6f the patrons of his to say penurious, \the postoffice, he will thrust his wizer Wh » up clo mt earnestly the lad com to the » drawl, inquire m ye got any postal cards?” ,” the postmaster replies they t'day?” what are our] principal products of the state of the i—Gold, silver and alimony. taining Eve wouldn't have wasted THE STAR—TUESDAY, JUNE 25, 1912. Ny Mosr- 1Qg Picture of J, D. R.. retired, seek ing out and reimbursing the small | dealers in off whom he has erushed jin bis long and successful ¢ ir RRR \* | | seeeeeeee seeeeeeee » ARATE One has to know a lot of foollah things in order to keep up & con versation, | If Adam had been more enter. her time trying to charm serpents, The girl with the fine teeth sees the joke first SENT BY DR. |. D. BROM Sweet Singer of Peoria. I'm expecting the best, But prepared for the worst; No matter what happens, Vve had my life first, UPLIFT THOUGHTS. As we journey through Ii live by the way.—Tom Moore. The abler and the higher in} station a man is the more he owes help to others. —Tom Reed Joy is the wal tender of the} soul, —Ingersoll | He prayeth best who liveth best All things both great and «mall —Coleridge. let us I would not friends, Thongh graced with polished man enter on my lat of} & twin, —Byron. ee | eee * * & When Norah Was Caught. # “Why, Norah, what are you # doing on that policeman’s # a” * “Sure, mum, he's sreatin’ # 1° —Tit- Bite aaa ethene » “Th perprietor o’ th’ Beeleyport House sells more stamps than th’ "postmaster. Furnishin’ all th’ sta-| tionery free is th’ secret o° his suc- cons.” a Fame's Sure Foundation. No true and permanent Fame can be founded except in labors which promote the happiness of mankind.—Charles Sumner. JOHN GALLAGHER IS ONLY 28, BUT HE’S SERVED WITH 2,000 DIVORCE SUITS John Gallagher is only 28, And) ———— } he has already been served with ot them, and 0 oT y 2,000 divorce suits. the divorce court te ng, i ot not born in Utah, and he has never lived there, either He was born right here, in King county, Washington, at Newcastle, | grinds incessantly, and again m and was raised here. He attended y? You the public schools here and the Se r to let Seattle attic college, And he was married tation. “Ang the, here, too. That was three years pin m cases tg. ve ago. sults started on the af Since then Gallagher became without letting. the perme mal deputy prosecuting attorney, That ing about ft, is when they began to serve him at the defendant aaa with divore complaints You know, the Washington law requires the prosecuting attorney, or his representative, to be present dur ing the hearing of all default di voree enses. And ever since Jan wary, 1909, Gallagher has been ls tening to tales of domestic woe, as related |) he superior court of King county, Gallagher has local matrimonial statistios at the end of his fi tips, He can tell you how n rolling-pina bave led to the divorce | court, how many Jags, how many business failures, He can tell you the number of affinities that have figured in the lives of Seattle dt- vor of the past 18 months Of course, Gallagher has other duties in the prosecuting attorney's office, besides Hatening to marital divorce suit be notified, tf eee rch can be found. A | wary JOHN GALLAGHER tangles, Hut these keep him busy | ihe siate—and then any old grounds enough You know, King county|tor divorce. The process is ‘simple. | is after that Reno record, and Gal-| (pder the head of cruelty you can Jagher is of the opinion that before | vet a divorce here, if the judge is|t long the Nevada city will be off the \ind-hearted, because hubby has divorcee's map, ms compared to) been very sparing of bis kisses, or |? Seattle we he has been profuse with The Washington laws are exceed-|ihem. Hubby can find grounds for ingly Uberal, says Gallagher, for] ajyoree because witle has been too those who seck freedom from con-| fond of going to dances, or because nubial bliss, A year's resld in ‘she was (oo religious to go to =< an rata oat AT THE THEATRES ~ 9 man brothers, who sre brown-faced jokers, kept the Inughing gas in the| tis THIS x r the whole time they were on| weight E WEEK boards. Bill Rogers, whol Urual we Moore—Thurlow Bergen players | threw the lariat, and the Mexican | {iran ‘wilt be sett in “Old Heidelberg.” Metropolitan—Dark fia jitsu, proved the fact thi was a cow-puncher once res Seattle—Dark Four Lyric Latins,” a male quartet, | Nttie . 4 ab and forefinger Orpheum— Vaudeville. made every one forget | night toneting Empress -Vaudevitle. troubles. Chinko, the jugx) ome and curly. This showed some new wrinkles in the |!" thick and slixy if |bed on with finger. juggling game. Minnie Kaufman, and don't 4 eet prroxin woman cyclist, has some clever wanted riding stunts. Pantages Vaudeville. Grand-—-Vaudeville and motion pletures Clemmer—Photoplays and va deville Melbourne—Photoplays and vau- deville. PEERED * * * AT THE EMPRESS * * * SPEER RRR RE EE SRR ATH 2 *| There is s little something for everybody at the Empress this AY TNS Gheneum. Kj woek. If you like old songs, well sung, Kelly & Wilder, headliners, POPE RE EE EEE EY # sing them for you If your fancy Ma Tully did the headtine stant | fens to our feathered friends, Prof. in “The Battle Cry of Freedom” at| Victor Nibio’s parrots entertain the Orpheum last night. Kanf-|you. Or perhaps ‘tis slight of hand tricks that fascinate you? If #0, K J. Moore, conversationaltst magician, will have you guessing. FOR THE NECK esides all these. ere is a com AND SHOULDERS) siccich, Retest dn ah shou young lady, who knew nothing of the culinary art. and was taken for & cook, A Free Prescription That Instantly. Removes Biemishes, Tan, Freck- les and the Wrinkles and Marks Left by High Collars. la i eis le dala * AT THE PANTAGES * * ss Cee ee ee S| The Pantages this week has one’ |number that is a delightful relief from the usual ran of song and Met ew erae Scie | dance and funny acts. It ie the cow tor Thie|animal act entitled “In Dogvill can sine be soot on ibeixiven by Wood's Canine Actors, ~ BRR. ayo y 4 and it stood away out from all the lother acts in cleverness and popu- larity. Professor Wood has got a |fine bunch of anim: and they please the older people as well as bringing much joy to the young. ties | Frederick Ireland and his Casino ventes | Dancing Girls are booked as the | headliners. The light, graceful * | dancing of Nema Catto was good. Where diseases such Koison. Fevers, tiem, Bright’ Troubie, Paralysis, Disease, ee of all Chronic Dineases } ceasfully treated out the use of drugs of peda ohe-ounce dette of Kulua entir ie of Kulux into o-eunce bottle, add quarter of a witeh pasel, them fii with or tration crobatics. El Barto, who looks as if he might is trom | have stepped out of a pulpit, per aod TS." | forms feats of mystery and magic [in an artistic manner. 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