The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 19, 1912, Page 4

a THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19, 1912. E SEATTLE STAR [7 HENRIETTA SAYS SHE GIVES LONG ISLAND. sige uaa ce re -¢ , FARMERS ALL THE MONEY SHE EARNS; HERE'S yop vice of AT THE THEATRES is Ryall, out of elly, 880 por mon. up to elx m 11.40; your ONE | THIS WEEK. Published Dally by The Siar Pabiiating Oo. Ph NOT MUCH, bishirhusinw Semmes Piavere TF CONGRESS will hold off until after T. R. takes up the reins in “Mrs. Dane's Defense. again, he'll save it the trouble of deciding how to regulate the use of his ; Metropolitan — Henrietta Crows eanal.—Washington Post man in “The Real Thing.” Seattio—Dark Orpheum~ Vaudeville. ina tin ttor INVESTIGATED senators are wise to retire while the whitewash Is Still fresh and spotiess.—Springfield Republican ; Some fellows always cheat them-|| Emprese—Vaudeville we selves, Pantages—Vaudeville | ‘Aud ssrenncat thale.own spite; |] Grand—Vaudeville and motion They grumble all the livelong day, pictures And then they snore at night. [J Clemmer—Vholopleys and vau deville * 1 t the auto bug.|] Metbourne—Photoplays and vaw The stockyards at Chicago, with its 10 square miles of filthy anes by Naty an te ee had deville. yards and alleys and its streets half the time under water, was ly? about the meanest proposition in the way of street cleaning ever pe “My plans? We close in Winni offered a ward superintendent. It was clearly a job for a hard-| | Prof. Burton N of Amherst] peg, you know, and then | go to my 1 ma t Id deal firmly with rr necks college is trying to develop — the), airy tend rhbestie headed, practical man who could deal firmly wi giiaglens * While he's ome on Long island to give the and didn’t mind bad smells ‘ why not develop the snagle farmers there all the money | have! 3ut Miss Anna Murphy, young and good looking, got the ‘ { rned en tour.” | Henrietta Crosaman was being in | j She had passed the civil service examination and there} : job. She had passed the ¢ int = het da was no denying her. A xd many peoy " Hs Ar ae 1 y The young man sadly aaid, pushing the new wom idea just a trifle 0 re 0} |"No dope | know will make it fit Anna Murphy didn’t think s Rig Sister—Willte, you must t What position do y To wear upon my head, SI it | d housewife ome home at once. Mamma wants|want mo to play In the Ladles’|phough scrubbed with soap and|70W in return? She had a meager appropriation, but like a good housewife [rom a ee we corebbed p pen wo tna EN she made it go around. First she clear up the alleys, then/""Wije—gis, don't interrupt me| Mise Slim—1 think you had bet-| ang with new band arrayed, = ap yy ead PAS | terviewed at the Metropolitan thes. tre. 1 2MMoen n “And what do the farmers give common sense. A | whitewashed the f $, next est ifo) at a critical point in the gar We|ter play shortstop, You will Be/-the oid straw hat won't do this) Mickens, dogs ar ts." regulations to care rbage. Finally she piled the ref are ted at 107 to 107 in oth ine right in line with some of the swift year, 1 have, then tock farm on} 1 t and I can't possibly desert me | ones, and I am sure you would stop! g, * 4 fi - rot I 8 1 soaked streets, had it covered with) ®'® jecause it's too darned frayed. from the alleys in th a ake € team just now Vem | ashes and avel before was aware of it, a the stockyards wae sadly } district has a beautiful new highway built without cost 4 THE MISSING CHORD Cag Sure! do not buy them for} incident to cleanir p the ward Mansfield wa. oaraing the minget scene io “Bean Brum ey Boe : alk tn | ‘ow Chicago is wondering if the municipal housewife is nd of the m with one foot suapended in midair, not eat cats and dogs,” sald Now Chicago is wonde — “9 os : ised on the other foo! » actor burst into explosive anger, demand: Henrietta Crossman, with some 6 next thing in order, and if the ward politicia eet sv cae to ib uncer Ge oe taal peration Y do not derstand. dent is about to go on the garbage pi i t my foot down on!” The musicians jumped 1 uy r are Nassau at - atrun and, to a grand blare, Mr. Mansfield planted his | Bus ox counties, whe I motor, vi WILL Roosevelt bolt? Ask that bright lexicon of Youth, the Dic hicago Evening Post lage constable Also there are} tionary. - farmers who own highly Intell! Bolt, v. To swaitow hurriedly without proper mastication. ee ee ee ee a ca sheep, pigs chickens, do Te utter hastily; to blurt out. and cats, I trust you follow m To dash off unexpectediy. HOW IT WAS DONE To move with a spring or sudden bound. } Ke cold plunges your doctor ordered? To go to seed prematurely think I'd have the nerve, but I managed it.” Bolt, n. A pin having a permanent head on one end. 7. Does he suggest a bolt in any of these recorded particulars !— yught myself a canoe Washington Star, per'’s Weekly. Long i? No.” She smile belt a little ra o « it has been my experience of Long m up a island calves that they will unhes! to be the blue ribhos tatingly sacrifice, not only the joys of that country, If f of life, but life itself, if doing so will sinatc a chicken, it Is sure to 4 devot be of pecuniary benefit to their bird with an elaborate as beautify 1 and worth nlf eeseeeeee __ oe i i LETTING HIM OUT guay ; , motoring ; victisn ‘Wana Those Little Bills OM aw » cacahanat te tenslinnas Sisal In spite o ficteneios,| a n fro y cs ess something om aalae | Well, that d t me, | smo ato parings.—Flieg 1 , : rahe id nd why | veins flowed the noble It people realized the extent to which the pract 5 { letting] onde Biactter i 7 little bills, or the big bills le people, drag along | 4 a ‘ a “ poning settlement to the last moment possible, and suld kine THE GAME ALL CRAZY. j - d a mu n demise Without pretending to bese &@ tithe of the anguish that alta, they'd quit | Inlens ot rf You must carr ; concluded It happened not so long t one of a number of girls « “When a man gits caught in| é aes, base eer . npresslc a . ong! man, “1 am pei oo r4 fm varions callings, who lived at oarding house, discovere Beeleysport between trains he’s| ™* aye AM the lve ; A and alone rf gent, or that surest way to ieee Ma Woman who made shirt waists “so cheap,” and she was such r f between th’ red devil an’ th’ deep| °F" be dear the calf. they are any more to sacri- and increase the value of Hittle lady; they each took her as many waists as they could. On a bine. te Kae tht eheles of ecthii? | have mo doubt that the Long themselves th re the sheen,| cies of livestock is te b-4 Saturday night ral bad brought home their 1 waists laround in th’ hotel office or watkin’| #@nd calf Is as sensible of the joys, pigs, chickens, dogs and cate an automobile.” ar symposium admiration, criticism, trying on and so - y . |up an’ down th’ same old street.” | ey Pe ee | . SOSH H HHH SH HOESESOSHEY HE OHHEHEHH HS OO OOOOSOSES, Suddenly, enter Elizabeth. She's a graduate nurse and a favorite G |. Many a light foot is behind the] ~ There's never a dull moment where she is, and her page in the recording | footlights: * “OF SUCH STUFF ARE CONVENTIONS MADE”—BY STANLEY ¢ angel's book must look as if written with a at stammers. At times she resembles nothing so much as a cyclone, and this was one The omall grocery han lost fig] © CO*OOCOOCCOH SHEETS HHES & FHHOOHOOOOH SH OEEOEEN Of the times |tufluence on the public thought, You never even one of you paid her! Ob, I know you didn’t think J That's the worst of it—didn’t think. And she didn't bave a cent, and Lh Sheep are to carry burdens her husband is sick. That's why she works so che they had to have tty in Eastern Turkestan, money. She didn’t have gas to cook with, because it was one of those 4 a @inky 2i<centsin-thesiot stoves, and she had pawned every single r The United States uses 226,000, gut AT thing they could pawn. i 000 lead pencila every year. And OF THIRD Day- + “I went and got the county commission to send her up the 310,568,273 of these are borrowed y / WAU UK things she needed, groceries and fuel. It was a big load, and the hard- nd nev turned. CHICAKO Fou est work of it al} was to make ber see that help in sickness waa dit ee | i Cue ory’) ferent from charity, and stop her crying. Oh, I've been having « lovely bs Glad Ne Tishies Someone. f “And I'll tell you this, If one of you girls dares to go to church to 4 c | President Taf kissed a iittle i bet ou go and pay up what you owe that little} 7 air! in Boston and she sald, “It Sorrow morning before, you go, and pay up hat row ome that tle} “Grace—What ts a Mighball, WU-| "My wife 1 craay to 60 to base|icklen thing.” lie? You understand all about th ball games, although al don't know | ——- They paid up; they didn't even wait for morning. It was a mighty | #*me a thing abo’ ee ee ee ee | ote Bry ce, Gtraeren hile ety er yin yas 0h | Willie—Well, it's like dis—if a) “I think any woman ts Crazy to * ag peetogt yess ‘s ‘thelr peasnioens be “Most them | {eller takes a highball, be can’t! go to a ball game who don’t know Speak with the epecch of & Rave to werk for low wages, snyhow. At heart they ate good jeatch a high ball, see lanything about it. I've taken ‘em. the world | think Pa lb vd * ticular bunch will never forget again. But it is an awful pity 7 ee 1¥v¥ Cb) joughts of the fewr—John # Poore are not more Misabelna A FAMILY JAR oe * — — A man and wife were having a little family discusion. YOu kuow| R&R ke eeaeeeehnkenae THOSE who wonder at the increase of lawlessness in New York|the kind. - need only to give thoughtful contemplation to the fact that there are 1 didn’t get much of a man when I married 1,” snarled the wife. Den't get another fellow's goat. 11,463 lawyers in New York.—Kansas City Star. “Well, you wouldn't expect a high-class man to pick you out, Would |: may be all he haa. you?” was the gentleman's come.-back. MORE than $7,000 has mysteriously disappeared from the army safe And then the furniture began to fly —Exchange. Always Thought It Was a Joke. fat Fort Harrison. Maybe the commanding officer had beefsteak for din- Richmond, ‘Va.—~Anguntes Davis ner.—Charieston News and Courier. |spRichmond. Va-—Au » Davia | ina ‘ton eae be wes | STORIES OF sie * * eet a aoe bm Tsar): sl * * * to be an eye ee e tee kh hh hehe eek ereeeeae Re * « A CONNECTICUT congressman announces that he is going to quit|* MADE HER ANXIOUS after this session. A lot of others will quit, the announcement being | * A woman passenger on a transatlantic Mner bothered the made by the voters—Philadeiphia North American. % officers and captain unceasingly about whales, A hundred times ee 4 a day she asked to be called If one was sighted. | No. That sort of friendship is too good to lose,”"—Dettalt * * * * ow,” said the lawyer, “please! eee toll us how the altercation began.”| ue tector yaaterday “gavel Pe er a as ee | ong ict see any altercation,’ re-|oach of her little girls, one ten plied the witness. “I was too busy - a oe = tliat |watehin’ the fight.” Chicago the ‘other az, ‘ave centsto s end. CAUGHT IN THE ACT Record-Herald, line taupeiaee 40 the | Giek, 4 “Darling, do you really love me?” breathed the lover. \ want a tan to spinkle my fowers “1 do—have I not sworn it many a time?” sighed the Joverss§ A MYSTERY Pinched Ali Around. ong te “You have—but do you? wif, here is money,” and she held « es “Hie Bagere aie “pla - ‘is The fruit man down at the corner), 6 ee jes Why do you ask? What have I done to make you doubt#? have had a chastening effect on would-be belligerents Your little boy seems to be getting along finely in school. looked rather disesuraned jot the nickel to the clerk. Th Hs, girl! I ssw you--I caught you-—" € 1 can't understand it, either. Everybody thinks he tak " 4 “ > 8 ' o J ° What's the trouble, Pietro?” wo dnkli P What did you see, love? Speak ALTON B. PARKER. Ever hear of a gent of that : | asked sprinkling can, and while be was) When I came in, i saw you setting the clock an hout ferwmll C z a ut <a ‘ gone a bystander, who heard Pr r “ t mame? Yes, he ran for president a few years back! Well,| HAROLY. LIKE ALL OF ‘EM. Disa Ddusiness no good,” helfittie irl ceninmeh thnk’ dhe bat he could not deny it. Her affection was not boreproof . This Alton is in the limelight again, candidate for temporary chai [eer a =_— eng Bf pes H | the inning of id.—Cieveland Plain Dealer. f J . ive ic . Y ; = page ener was o i ing | r man of the Baltimore convention spot—de Indy sho pincha de fruit|°M® was to keep a tiving thing AGREED ane Rey BaP and de cop he pincha de peanut,"—|slive the can w ii east My dear girl,” sald her mother-in-law, “any woman would bt AND now the Gill attorneys want to quit the recount be- Bouton ‘Tyansoript, returned and told the|isfied with what John says he gives you fore it gets to the First ward precin Ca blar eatiarat that the < ot coh. tai So would 1.”—Puck. much. These are pretty nice afternoons a the Sea A a } the store was ten cents. sua) Sap ae h. TI pretty Seat! piteful. oA “Are you really looking for an|inother was as dejected as the| Gold Medal, . ont are picking up wonderfully i honest man?” asked the suspicious = gg gl ag B caMye THESE authors and a: ; of avs ee ce a - lakee posey with ben Tha ten Largest Sale HIGH.GRADE Tea in World, a an ig up a } ; 0," replied Diogenes. “Confl-|yonrold then whispered to her with themselves as alle eroe: | N t's Richard 1 jdentially, | am merely taking this! nother th the clerk could have method of letting my neighbors!) i. atc ; that the little i |know what I think of them.—Waah. |e) Hay Reno ow Wa f R ptr |ington Sta girl ¢ have the : FIRST blood for “Buster y But “Kid Roosevelt” | ix-year-o! , it a and is coming up str: again today with ry : S°/hand. The question is, who our ea both stepping fast around the ring i “As well or better,” did the prinkling can do the Z t { “Indeed? And how do you ac-|most good to the little girl who Ti D P WONDER if Teddy is ti : lits oe count for that?” bought it to keep a live thing liv-| oO- ay Waterloo for me today? | af a Well, they have more opportuni.|ing or the little girl who sacrificed J Q ties to study, for one thing. A girij/her weekly nickel to make her Gl Dn Fees Ai an doesn’t have to p a lot of time| sister happ: Hm-m —t 4 ‘ THE TAXPAYERS of course are paying the fiddler for r Mah. ae ME ek a mane cae to - Rid , " ar bigs, ga Ries this senseless Gill recount. She—Yes, I am icing to join ket Re a eee) Ridgways? It never varies. It's always} gen eee the frage Ball Club. He—And do you like ball? | After the Higher-Ups. * good. = “I’M a better warrior than a prophet,” modestly admits}, H¢—And are the dear ladies) She—Well, 1 must admit I don't| k squinted at the beanstalk Trickery: » § . Fea tee q My wife is trying to get * Her late Majesty, Queen Victoria, in- x Aes. Bat, madam,” expostulated the captain finally, “why are you so anxious about this whale question? “Becay she replied, “all my life I've wanted to see a whale biubber.”—-Chicago Tribune, Observations Seeeeeeeeeee ONE special writer says yesterday's convention sessioOn|g eek eR kekRkReRehehet hhh ee resembled more a Maude Adams’ matinee than a hot political battle. Presence of hundreds of prettily dressed women may clerk went to look for a nickel a good character and that as the —___$——= eeeeeeeee going to try to run 8 with those! know much about ft, but I like to/@nd then began to climb it all the other suffragettes to *> the colonel. hobbl obble skirts? ask questions. What for?” inquired the by a £, av hat aie etandare, come out in 39-cent hat » sisted on Ridgways. What's her idea * Cc WANTED TO MAKE SURE Iam after the big chaps higher Then shell appear in ag ©88 you afford to be without the best / , $50 confection Louisville * when the cost is no more? Frederick Townsend Martin, apropos of the extravagance of the idie|"P;" he exclaimed Courier-Journal said at a dinner In o chronic of that day it is hear of a‘case in point. The wife of an overworked promoter |TecoTded that he finally landed breakfast : promoter | thom.—Chicago ‘Tribune. * * Editor Seattle Star—Why notyintelligent, very e' »| Il you post this letter for me, dear? It's to the furrier, coun oe CHER REAR ERER! In Sealed Ale Tight Pkgn. stop all this fuss between Roose-|pretty girl > are waiting € ling my ord r that $900 sable and ermine stole, You'll be . : t Yet and Taft at Chicago by nom-|much interest r her first|8ure to remembe *!$ Callouses, Positive Cure, There's a Difference au igh-Class Grocers inating Bob La Foliette? If a “dark | article in The The tired eyes of the harassed, happy promoter lit up with Joy. ie “I am going to learn to swim this! Order Trial Package horse” is going to win out there, MRS. JAMES MACMULLEN, |He seized a skipping rope that lay with a pile of dolls and toys in a Also Corns and Sore Feet ¢) summ | TO-DAY! “Fightirg Bob” is the best horse on} - sha corner, and, going to his wife, sald > I thought George taught you to the race track any old day. If the ee ee ee 2 Lal Here, Ue my right hand to my left foot, so I won't forget,’” , loomea; #8 summer | republican party doesn't nominate Washington Star \ y oda But I am no longer engaged to the only real progresalve leader, it's Fook | : es tlnt:“thaxl Gooras. Angeles renting going to be a lead pipe cinch for patent : r how many | Herald the democrats to elect most any old candidate president. Wouldn't ft be great if La Follette and B should be the two nominees? we common people couldn't lose on the presidential squabble. | Her Addres: Husband of the Militant Suf. fragette (to his secretary) SENTIAL TO SUCCESS vain, th ¢ f Lambert Kaspers, Chicago attorney, told the following story at a wr recent Y. M. ©. A. banquet ; ¥ perl mn Patriotic Sacrifice, A Kansas farmer, a Dane, applied for naturalization papers. ‘The ie to, ere ron ane Coy "eaatitie ge asked him Are you satisfied with the general conditions of compou: in i eas on ere kg Pl triotism?” | ountry sats “ot were kt ave," relied the St. Louls I squabble. Yo” Grawied the Dane . » foot im thi man, yet on the home team| aan, Ml mesa papal ie faa ee Mir | reguinty.”SWeahinton Bs, ‘ sds alas rs “Yas, yas, only 1 would like to sée more rain,” replied the-tarmore— " . “eee Editor The Star—I want to con | Chicago ‘Tribune marvelous. | All pain|’ | An Obliging Disposition. " Schwabacher Bros, & Co., Inc., Distributors gratulate The Star on getting Mise a fattentty Why do you insist on talking — Billie Burke to write for Seattle s OF COURSE NOT \ . about yourself? women. And if she will give good Jimmy said: * a Isa ohure eit ‘ " “Well,” replied tho man who| Cc 4 or dodging a stage career will He ain't neither. My pa says your pa don't come to church, and] Hee , Use this treatment a week| egotistical. But people seem to Take this note aroun o my wife, please. Se tary Certainly, sir At which—er—fail is sh ping?—Harper's Bazaar Ke S EEE EEE eee ee EER EE do great good. I have seen Miss) 1013 THIRD AVENUE |even when he does he doesn’t put nothing in the collection box Thing: Di the past Patol Werke] fect, tigate the topie mote : BROADWAY AND UNION surrounll® Burke act in the east and on th Huh! My pa i# an honorary member, and honorary mombers don't | through the pores and removes the| we caunsly than the tariff or the Our features—reasonable prices, efficient servic Romelll Coust, and she weoms to be a very|MAIN 1043 IND. 5200 | hatter chip in!” cause, Get a twenty-five cent box|tesulation of trusts.”—Washington Phone Kast 900. } from any druggist Star,