The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 18, 1912, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR . Phor®: Private Exchange Main 9400. ot the United TKittered at Seattle, Wash, postSl¥ice ea second-class matter wali, out of elly, She por mon. up to sim moe; six ished Datiy by lishing Go, Phone: Nachange Do not think it wasted time to submit yourself to any influence which may bring upon you any noble feeling Ruskin we “The hotel serves special meals for the dogs of the guests, at 25 cents. These are so much better in every way that we fre quently pay a quarter and order a dog’s meal for ourselves.” That's what a striking New York waiter told a reporter, after describing the poor food given to the waiters by the hotel owner. Probably no body of strikers ever had less public sympathy than those New York waiters.” Probably no body of strikers ever deserved more public sympathy People who have been openly affronted in the most expen sive dining places, when their tips failed to come up to the ex- pectation of the waiter, have undoubtedly remarked, “I hope those pirates get all that’s coming to them,” and have mentally extended their best wishes to the employers They do not remember, or do not know, that the waiter is an overworked, underpaid human being, who is forced to extor-|'0 It is not by the choice of} tion by the man who employs him. the waiter that his suppor: falls on the guests in the way of tips, instead of on the employer, in the way of wages. The hotel or restaurant man pays month, and compels him to get the rest of the money he 1 to support his family out of the people he waits on, as best he can. Nothing cx encourages the pay his employ { 1 be worse than this policy, by which a man iuleting of his patrons, so that he won't have to living wages. Nothing could be more un moe, six mon. $1.80, your 0096, | m from $20 to $0 a} STAR—TUESDAY, JUNE 1 ~ Wifey—The paper tomorrow, H y. “Does your son indulge in pisea-|~ Hubby—Nonsen I've fost torial exercises?” Japent four hours watering the No; he don't care for nothin’ but} plants; I€ always rains immediate to go fishin [ly afterward EXTENUATING SORRY HE ASKED American than the tipping system, which makes such a policy ) possible. REPUBLICAN committeeman’s pocket picked of $1,000 while sitting with a party of friends in a Chicago theatre Sounds real Republican and Chicagoese nowadays, doesn't it? WINGFIELD, Nevada's new U. S, senator, has a fortune of about twenty millions. his ought to give him standing in the American House of Lords, even if he were once a cowpuncher Browbeating Uncle | Note how they browbeat your Uncle Sam. Uncle is tryin to dissolve the sugar trust. President Morey of the Great West ern Sugar Co. testifies that the refineries are refusing sugar} beets because of the suit and will build no more factories untib) things are right, which means until the trust's right to squeeze both consumer and producer is undisputed. The producer's beets must, therefore, spoil while the courts slowly grind. Now, what would almost any nation on earth, save ours, do under such conditions? Put up national refineries and save those beets. That's what! But our private business interests are too powerful to allow that. feneter —_—*d Mrs. O. H. P. Belmont is keeping up a constant cannonad-| for woman suffrage. Now she puts this poser to the men: “If you honestly consider women as good as men, why do you always rejoice if your first child is a boy and feel depressed if it isa gy? When you blushingly admit that you like the idea of having a boy to carry your name aiong she cuttingly remarks: “Yes, and your vote, and your role as one of the lords of creation”. or words to that effect. Oh, well, let ‘em vote. LILLIAN RUSSELL needn't get chesty over marrying-al newspaper man. Nat Goodwin has just rescued a beautiful maiden from the briny deep, and we guess there's some advertis- ing in that. AS De Wolfe Hopper said: “Why will people marry Lillian Russell? Pilgrim Game Preserve | | Some years ago a Western man remarked that “if the Pil gtim Fathers had landed on the Pacific Coast, New E gland) would now be a game preserve.” A large section of the town of! Plymouth, where the Pilgrims landed, together with a part of} the adjoining town of Carver, is being converted into a game preserve at this time game to come back to their own. Observations THAT awful silence just now is made by William J. Bryan getting ready to run again.—Detrolt Free Pre: ee ee FOUR women are sitting in the Chicago convention as delegates. Present prospects indicate that they may have trouble keeping their hats on straight.—New York Herald. o 8 oOo AMONG the instances of unconscious humor must be mentioned President Taft's announcement that he will under no circumstances bi @ candidate for a third term.—Kansas City Star. o 0 o REDUCE the capitalization of the coal trust to an honest basis and) thus cut down the coal bills, says Woodrow Wilson. A scientific plan) for burning water—Philadelphia North American. o o o GOV. HARMON says that he has five times been the candidate of his party and has never been defeated. No wonder Mr. Bryan does| not think him a real Democrat—Charieston News and Courier. ee, BS AND then comes the gentle-spirited La Follette, rubbing it in by saying: “If it wasn’t for being personal, I'd say | was the only candi- But it took about three centuries for the}) Anxious Father—-Now, that' heard my daughter sing baseball) would you advise me to do? Music Master—Well, I hardly know. Don't you suppose you could get her interested in settlement work or horseback riding, or some thing like that? ~ NOTHING DOING at you've lady what her at clares: the Judge-—-This you hugged game. Prisoner—Couldn't help it, judge She wan sitting next whe one of our boys swatted a homer over the right-field fence! to me "UNSATISFACTORY. “Any chance for a nerve special fat fm this town?” “I dou’t think so, Doc, More we'd better! chance for a green apple specialist } around here. “PROFESSIONAL AFFINITY “There goes x happy couple.” “How did she happen to marry him?" “Oh, they had common interests. She waa a brickthrowing suf- fragette and be was a professional bondsman.”——Kansas City Jornal. “Where did my lttle brother come from, pa?” “The doctor brought it.” | “Don't you think change doctors, pat” ss i ee * * SCIENCE SCORES AGAIN Photographer—I have been taking some moving pictures of life on your farm. Farmer—Did you catch my laborers in motion? Photographer—I think so. Farmer—Ab, well, science is a wonderful Life, co * * * thing. Brooklyn . aeeeeeeee ee ee OLD SAW Tramp—You know the sayin, mum: “He that giveth to the poor eth to the Lord.” Mre. Very true. refer you to another old saw. Tramp—Which one ts dat, mum? Mrs. 3.—The one back in the woodsh SUSPICIOUS “My father talked me Into taking this course in domestic And how do you Itke domestic science “Well, it looks like ordinary kitehe are confirmed, I shall drop the course and m hat.” —Washington Herald. _ len Subbubs And since you speak in proverbs, I'l d.—Boston Transcript, science.” work to me. If my suspicions ke father buy me a $60 IN THE EDITOR’S MAIL Editor The Star: it will soon be over. The big con-|% dozen votes that, through an er. ror, went to Cotterill today, The recount looks silly to most Thank heaven the satisfaction of gaining posalbly vention begins and soon! we will have a ¢! date who could carry his own state.”—New York Evening Telegram. °o ° oO ABOUT the only good reason we can think of for nominating Col.| Robert T. Lincoln is that it would give the Puliman porters an oppor tunity to get even with the company—Columbus, Ohio, State Journal. BETTER | “Do you think your poems will live after you're dead?” | “Don’t know. I wish they'd let me live while I'm alive.”—Town Topics, | The Peevish Chil Needs a Laxative Mt fe natural for a child to laugh and Way, and when it sulkn drowsily or cries, you may depend on it something physical is the mat If you see no evidences of a serious alftment you will be wrong if you quietly give it a dows of mild laxative that evening on Dutting it to bed The remedy most generally mended for this parpose is Dr. Calt- well's Syrup Pepsin, which mothers| Lake City, throughout the country have been «iving| man, Tent A a 08 1 orson from. f familion are using) nto ® Person from ft and{ Anyon ronson for this word | remedy m. way of @ drug perteot Iaxativeliars bottle for children, women, old poople and aii| sample bottle sthers who need a gentle bowel stimu-| charge by sim at and not a viplont salt, cathartio pil! | Caldwell wr doctored water. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup| Til. Your Vepsin will aot gently, aad when taken! card will do. before retiring, wilt bri 5 complate nat- isfaction in the morning. After = sh tq Of (thls remedy ait forme of can be dispensed w wilt then act'sione |“ 8nd men of good American people keop it in the home tor tila of the mone liver and and among the doctor | © without it are M Gixth st, Bait Tm recom Wok in the roguiar or $1.00 @ Monticoilo at and address on w postal tithe ¢ jand made our |general, that ce to read Some | of the people of Seattle, and ft cer. other news and can pick up a paper| tainty looks so to outsiders, {t puts without reading that Roosevelt has | the city in a bad light, Incurs a good al of extra expense and does |nothing. Lovely | Mayor Cotter!!! is a good mayor, is giving satisfaction to every: » and a recount Is very absurd A. @. SHARKBY Editor The Star: The re liean national committee at Chics has decided to seat the backnum- bers from this state “ ked for Taft, Political embezzlem 7 Yes, there is no question of that—every. ohe in this state knows that f | was licked to a frazzle. ‘en the ns at Aberdeen recog. i they were willing to compromise on a basis of 10 for T. country a |, hing | R. and four for Taft. “And that is stock for the world I sincerely att two more delegates hope, and I am sure the opinion is is entitled to,” added Goy the next campaign t ma Y will be more dignified. ’ | flog “ine feet 4 26 menibers to the Annanias or that Taft's judicial temper ament was not strong enough to re- sist the attacks of Roosevelt Of course, 1 am Interested in the outcome of the convention, eve; body is, but ¢ iness, there h m so much about it adiines and rash statements that my eyes are reeling and my brain is numb. I am sure that everyone will breathe « heartfelt sigh of re- Het when it’s all over All this excitement about the convention would not be #o bad if it wasn't for the disgraceful mud throwing contests that have marked mpaign for the nomination s so many | ab tion compromise Larceny? Yes. Theft? Yes, Taft steamroller could not be expected to have any political eon. nce. But in seating the has »ns from Washington, the nation al committeemen also label them MRS. W. K. KRAUSS. evelt men refused fo . - at all. Editor Seattle Star me that this count is very fight Gill has for a recount It seems to proposition of a re oolish, After a lon inally won his ord and what is it all go- ing to amount to? The city will go to a lot of expense, Seattle gets | selves unadulterated politie: into the limelight in another elec: | mollycoddies. ee eee on row,and the Gill men will have | ne as JOUN HAMILTON, -|ef it watn't fer people who only| Now comes tho peelea-boo stopking The ministers way it is shocking, Hut the fellows reply, With a wink of the eye, That it's fine, and there's no use To father seems short. When he's paid For the feath \d, beribboned new ‘ FIERY BEN T AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore—'Thurtow Ber in “Mrs. Dane's Defense.” Metropotitan — Henrietta Crows man in “The Real Thing.” Beattle—Dark Orpheum--Vaudeville, Empress—Vandovitle, Pantages—Vaudeville. Grand—Vaudeville and pletures Clemmer—Photoplays and vaw deville. Melbourne deville Players motion Photoplay# and vau- Brahim Bajam’ his tribe awoke night ben increase! may one For mother to wear on parad Then daughter says; “Well, pa, 1 ju a @ graduation dress.” A WEATHER WAIL By Tom Akers pil me, Mr. We ane give re Why your climate’s tn a ste | What on earth fs biting you | punk That That the ba You're no ba 4f you can, fore-dc Don't you know that sloppy rain At this season gives us pain? That the game is down and out | While you rua this “waterspout?” please elucidate Why the national sport you hate? | Do you think that it fun For you to drown out the sun? j Will you | Hum Forecaster, do you think We are noft about the “drink”? | Kindly can your grouchy wheeze ve us sunshine, if you ploase from a sweet dream of peace, and found an Italian his chamber; it's got us guessing how the scoun- drel came there Our guess: Th mixed the numb: turbed the tired Arab’s slumbers, Now, Ben-—we call him Ben—ts acrobatic, and heads a troupe of desert folk fanatic who tumble, flop and build the pyramid with greater that ever Pharaoh did i by dream and sleep awoke 4 saw the also muddled, he sprang from bed and executed a fandango, The Italian fled with the speed of & Dorando. Ben caught him tn the corridor. “I have,” said he, “ ‘gainst Italy declared a holy war, I'll now your Christian features mar, and chop it lengthwise with my sclub tar,” He drew and swung bis biade— but, hold! There speeds along the hall a bellhop bold. cries to Ben to cut that rough stuff out—and what's the blighted fuss about? I's very plain,” said Arab Ben. My country is at war with Italy in Tripoli. And this man tries my door. I draw my sword to kill him. night clerk and so die keene ee HOPE And you sill have hopes of influencing old Titewad to become a regular attendant at your church? Yea, and I am gulne than ever.” You are? You. If # really ne ® half-cent pi |* # clneh, more san * * * . 7 . * . * ie the government the coining of on, L regard it as Houston Post. Seeeeteeeeeeee LET'S DISCARD THIS: “1 like cucumbers, but they don’t DO YOU REMEMBER— After the Ball? Living pictures? Baby McKe a patent medicine you can really believe Suffering Huma 2 DO you GOOD’ William Walsh, » Chicago pollce- man, bas reduced his rent from $18 to $12 in eight years, his landlord cutting off $1 for each baby born in the Walsh family. If some peo. ple had a landlord like that they'd) ring ia orphans on bim. Somnambulists have been known to walk 15 miles without awaken ing. AN OLD HAND Mra. Regetaff—Did your husband lever try his hand at sustained fic- tion? Mra. Pereollum—Did bh Por at} least ten years he's been trying to) |make mo belleve he likes my cook-| |ing.—Chieago Tribune a | house says he could make money| stay over between th’ mornin’ th’ evenin’ train, usin’ up all his letter heads an’ envelopes.” | THE COMB’S MORNING STORY You know the story the comb! tells. Ite @ very discouraging | story, too. } Day by day, a few more strands are added hair that ts turning| |gray, losing its vitallty, its strength jand its health Gray hair is unbecoming as old age. Natural pride should have lite own say. You wish to lool young and it is your DUTY to ap-| |pear so, You can't even LOOK lyoung if the silver threada begin to | show Be a “Young Woman” in looks, al ways. The gray hairs belong to the jchaperon and to the grandmother Stay out of the ‘andmother class, | batt your years justify it, by uw ne HAY'S HAIR HRALTH ou Looking, $1.00 ana lors n 50c at Drug Sto of. price 1 pr trl bott Newark, N, J and a ND 0} LL DRUG SPORGS | peace and I like not da vendetta That's what a sword is for.” Quoth signor “I'm a man of t and din: coma to dees a ink I a tak Hka drink da glass of w on da spaghetta. 1 hotel tonight. 1 goa to da ro Aisturb deesa gentleman u t ma doom. 1 hop gentleman will not da of I maka da apology, I mak mistak! ” Then up spake gallant Arab Ben “Dy Allah! ‘Tis well spoken, And just in time, or I had had your head for a war token. Fear t my friend, nor tremble so; leave fight _ ee eH) oe to the others of liberty, brothers!” though they fight like cats and dogs upon the Afric shore, en during peace sits on the throne upos the seventh floor of the hotel where Arab Ben and signor both are stopping. And everybody's sat infled sav who is hop ping mad to think he butted in and by his intervention spoiled a fight you, friend, da gran’| 00 K THE RECK 6 t i T y a t t iT r cr F « t i 0 / | THIS 18 BEN as promising as any you could men- tlon. . if you doubt. our veracity we'll give you Benny's address, Ask him, Don't take our word for it. You'll find him at the Empress. SORE EERE * * AT THE ORPHEUM * RRR If you care to feel am littl shamed of yourself and your code yf ethics, you cannot do better Batterfly” tre this week Luther Long’s beautiful story of the love of little Cho-chosan for the Yankee naval officer, which Be- lasco put into play form, has lost nothing by being tabloided vaudeville. Clara Blandick, Madame Butterfly,” Is the Incarna- | tion of the Japanese girl we dream- * * *| * * * * - | Miss Carli brette and ) eye 0 Ca ‘does with — i oprese Fane Ht week, w y of variety, bill De, dancing, eat lang, and adliner, Troupe, f¢ seldom the thing in that time: dy proves ctress in “Darby @ here is Harry he aman he but bp taededaded Lt AT THE PANT ‘ The show at the ek abounds tg 4 and good n even dozen of il. The seven avistog Lowe @ 4 prinel ne place in an aeb atcry songs and 69 eroplane in thet for thelr ‘our Harmonious hic act. They're ood quartet and dress am Morris and brow out a bunch aring eket entitled ecounts lions.” Clycerin, Quinin, Sodium © COLOR THE 1.0. AYER Conrail ag cr Just | 1013 THIRD AVENU led about when we read the book. MAIN 1043 Big Sale of Trimmed Hats and Third Floor Another almost endless assortment of the most beautiful Trimmed Hats on display Wednesday for your inspection and selection. De- lightful colorings and charming ef- fects obtained with trimmings of flowers and ribbons. Values up to $4.98 on sale at 98c. The assort- ment further includes a large dis- play of high class Untrimmed Shapes in the popular close fitting styles in azure braids and straws, in white and burnt. See the win- dow display of this great exhibit of values up to $4.98. Choice for Tremendous Values in ‘Ready-to-Put-on” for Graduates and Brides forced necessary with additic Departments this week. Wear Metchandise Beautiful White Lingerie Dresse $6.98 Magnificent values even at $12.00; made of embroidered exquisitely allover ¢ brotderies and voit and marquisettes; fine ns tri med with lace and embroidery, a) Record every one of them so On. breaking You will agri Cor values with us when you see them Wednesday, remembering the price is only . Great Bargains i Children’s White Dresses Second Floor—Sizes 6 to 14. Made of fine sheer white lawns,a: organdies and daintily trimmed We t asso} laces and embroiderie have the greatest Seattle Neve ment found we and in largest values Prices To ever senting to partment Monday day ad, a ot Wilson These Dress He overcome all dress fastening diffi pagticulars in ad mentioned abo’ and bring it with you, . “The Enyiting Store” every day aud all the time. o PANTON SECOND AVE., BETWEEN SP! store Is growing very fast, bu $6.98 98¢..$5 wond Second Floor ws for startling ba: 1ould any slight alterations be necessary our alteration department has bee al help for this week and every possible effort will be made to iterations the day of purchase during the rush this week Gowns, Suits and Coats will bring throngs of buyers to our splendid Second Floor Gan Watch the winc Our special vi rgains in Ladies’ BOLD ITALY BUTTED IN UPON THE ARAB’S SLUMBER. | LESS ROMAN’S NUMpn re he * eee a eT AT THE EMPREGS NNN S Oe eee + ‘sruf ereeerrrty |who put plenty of eller ie et FANCY CHIFFOR Ss Sub! GOWNS, $1 lime beauty and embodied in each one of in th n- . ing es m- nd now The ee me Q Whi dep: get can su! now sul now sul now sul now sul now nd in he~ rt. be ry woman the Notion De not later than The Star's Mon- regular 10c card ‘s Dress Hooks, ful new »oks completely culties—read full ve-and be sure pre- Exact reproduct Indian Blankets th ing, autoing and cs on. The most bea the world—famous tion. See them in Size 72x90, $3 price Order) a tie wit ations, They are mad® the fol he cholcest shades of colors: White, pink, lavender; three choose from. but priced at. F Remakable id June (; p Women’s and Misses” Sa WIIl Be Continued | very Suit now om riwind values thro artment, Now is the busy. Prices ate 60 afford to buy an extra TS worth $15.00 on sale at . TS worth $17.60 on sale at ... TS worth $20.00 on sale at .....+06ae TS worth $25.00 on sale at . > TS worth $30 to $50 on sale at. fons of the at are used 80 amping, bath robes, utitul coloring Ce Navajos rep! n the window. 25\ 32 Sat. eet RING AND SENECA c big Bargates and mee &