The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 17, 1912, Page 4

r | THE STAR—MONDAY, JUNE !7, 1912. THE SEATTLE STAR [ST SEATTLE HAS THE ONLY SCHOOL R “THE SEATTLE STAR | =<] SEATTLE HAS THE ONLY SCHOOL RUN BY HRgprS h SNP A er see CITY EXCLUSIVELY FOR CITY £MI on) Wish, postottice ane matter The only school in the United nary . per mon. up to six mos) elk Ww TWO; year 8.38. x Btatés ruh by city employes for city . month for Phone: Kachange Main 0400, KITCHEN REPARTEE. 5 8 employes is in Geattic. it is known| The schoo! bi » va Code as the “Beattie Schoo! of Sanitary | that promot ething oF Science.” The pupils are employes | Pend upon the nu ‘ ne to 1 w ar y us has a gift, however seemingly I ©. the sanitation and health depart. [an Vielts the library the school ment and city heepital nurees. The The membership of the school is) Then, having J o ol |now 125. Classes are held daily you kn on a , t Lusk , president of the school is L. W. Alt | t ow willbe a gift aleo to his race Right a ensineremeal i Ses stant city bactericlogict Each member is taxed 50 cents ou are fooling y Lon hdl The school has a library which Kverybody works poor father, shdiddes the Meet ibeks on chemise PERSONAL GLIMPSES OF “LIVE Think of the billa to pay | What Are You? \ Food, and clothes, and house rent, in nd nanliary engineering. | WITH G. O. P STEAM trivial, w i uliar him, and which, worthily With never a word to say; The curriculum of the schol. 1 BY OLIVER P. NEWMAN Why not in the future, ' - y sclentific vt the scholars Look yor v carefully and see if you are an oligo i tice have her sway. highly scientific, but iT are urged to apply the knowledge dipse or an oligopote, » means the same thin; & P, x 1 # gained in class to their everyday | many physicians have been warning you agaMst being an 2 Why sot @ Pathors’ Day? activitte theantt od] . _ The public servant, for exanmple he last wo oligodipse, and now comes Dr, Paul Fabre, a Don't Repine Over Your Lot. soon a garbage can with the lid off (eye 00) a Mick fhe was the wife of a from Minnebraska, but you'd member of the French academy of medicine, with Op — <i . Lat the kide play ball on It | iijey ure buzzing about. He counts] lly qeme \pa¥ ready-to °) = them, ascertains the species, trails | hop. Her | “Give me five nickels for ® AYAF| thom from the can through the Maha Pon poe ad jt . t ow ov mu are. If you are an oligo oes ter,” _|pantry window to the custard ple right, rakish You: co agensitetion , have scared Can “Going to play ® slot machine? the whelf, and then sprints for 7 Her pumps we dipse and like it, you can cus aes di Shen Hes penipe-‘we you. If you are such ar vay 6; tama se Ln 30 minutes he has the highest make ‘em. He Fabre The Coffee Pot—Why wouldn't) The Flour Sifter—He looks down authority's word for the exact num hone wer Vay back, v vere in co studying to graduate/tney let him compete in our ath-|and out. ber of sone and daughters born to Ikiest, her they a little Greek into ws/letic games? The Bake Board—-Yes, you know a lady fly of the ap * noted tn Aythe narr lip: The Potato Masher-—He was sua the old adage —a rolling a given time; the precise number of her eroch “ert, pected of being a ringer. thers no dough. death-dealing germs transferred bag the foxie from the ean to the custard ple and her tri and the effects of the germs on the | . innards of the wt boy who eats the ple. He then Interviews the house bolder, who ix told he must keep he lid on his ga an if the housebolder ignores the warning he is pinched and fined Or the public servant buys of a wandering milk cart a pint of milk and inspects the same. He sus c » showed some pects the presence of chalk, Quick! pnebrarka What does the book say? Chalk! 4 . ed down The book saya chalk. To the bas-|the “bine room” in the La tile with the mitkman where the refrig hat being an oligodipse, or an oligopote as some preler name it, isn’t a It bad anyhow, between games 4 © we are able to explain t x very well on a few ¢ “oligos , dipse” drink. Maybe your phy SRAAARARARERRAHHROUERTHRAAEER S cian has advi to drink two gallons of water daily, Wel at olig means 4 Dr. Fabre scientifica ves that your ordinary food con 3 : MABE OASEY "MAD \* Policeman Casey had selected a shoes and was about tains all the s your tem needs i there you are. You to try one of them on, when the clerk hed for it and deftly f ligodipse, Either way, yor sprinkled some French chalk tn it to ease the forthcoming strain, When he handed it back, Casey threw it on the Moor, pulled on his own shoe, and started out, The proprietor h “THEY'VE rec I ople's decision,” nu ned the juctden ne i seating th aft delegates from Ww ashington n t the peop For a moment Casey glared at bim in almost speechless an get the last cr ' game—and j " en observed, with ignity recall those Tait recallers. “If | can’t come in to thry on @ pair av shoes with. havin’ chloride av | t him beforehand, HALF of t legates come from sot r t here somewhere with man winter a few postr name the delegates RRA R ERR RRR ® fi fro @ hides ids on Capitol Hill |was) the ¢ yes of he'd advertise sere " > a are con « a t t os. ithe male variety vor . ld standpat 1 ng hard—but dyin > gomyrd “gh r ae can drink a finally dic he panted, as he caught up peat of ru r cate n sum Peeeeeeteeee eee eet WHY MIKE WORE MOURNING r th mbors a “ ; plals ) ute quiet | read, ile letters Over the ss , 2 " “Since th’ Beeleysport Ho ie ome-|reigned in t just atr rence: O'Plannagan came | one night with a deep band of black crepe] ingtalied a finger bowl, th — ben res some |telgne ie ind his Bat ie referred to on th’ letterheads as : ‘ ogg ad . ae utinion Chia hetdia ve te ‘ight's Dream" Bie Why, Mike!" exclaimed his wife, “what are ye wearin’ thot mourn |-Cuigine. a ; ‘ort | 0 : 4 : Neb c . of a California high-| fa Weales and the ret “lands to the people, bat i goa TL the PRIZE FIGHT WILL BE PULLED OFF TOMO , } 1 " n ROVOKING. E . ni " . in Wales and the return of the lands to t ple, bu PROVOKING ¢ a . feared he is about it isten: longed to the poor! of relig’ ! sse hat | may | consecrated sa rary are st their A ; cam a lick: |i cated to the the ers today e im ? it - RR. 2 iW which adorn their butt les were plucked from lar e ie = | Hil ‘ fh: Bill remarks with hesitation crated vice ¢ Itar, and when we say the > 1 "Though | loved him as a brother money which bel tht to be re d, til. ilG . | am forced to call him humbu God. " \ 4 Teddy answers, “You're another. Y airy tiaat pe oft | was never up in my life be an unlimited n arc ere are 10,000 little peer hey r ‘ 7 © sunrise,” said th gent of hold absolute a tic sway. Who gave it t his tr ‘ } ; and property?” Then I cannot explain why there| My, what a man for chancellor of theexct er an days,” answered | prime minister! There are parts of the United States where | such talk would be regarded as more tha h to call out a |} m ora ; >) We'll have to amputate your! mob of respectable business men arme: 1 equipped with tar |, f A 5 s thamb, Uncle Dave,” said the doc and feathers. p tor | je bieneteomrnmenis i } Rian bE >. Doggone the tuck, Doe. 1 was! NATIONAL committee unseated two uncontested Roose jthe beat card dealer in the! Fics J noe mean apple! Snake--Aren't you glod to meet} Pinochle Club. | Nei eke from printing mecnuee they Poste on a 4 at) worms have fly screens in their, mo? i ss | Walled Battlefield for Tee Toddys - large and not by their district. Same committee unseated two) nouse agg Oa se ere t's po out and play ta the — — Fight at Chicago. %i 4 uncontested delegates from the Spokane district in Washing-| : iowiy ‘ste Ty be tite ben ta ka] he Cntisomn a eee 1866, 6S deleaates ch the G. O. P. convention o bab " seping even |eeates; ton becaise they were elected by the district and not by the| TOO PROSPEROUS sister's beau boaeacth ns rerio Str men dette Fe ove we ea, 904 delegates; P tomorrow, is a pretty AY wtruc-| pace with those famous i ratios” roe con obi ne? “Pink, f . " - we can't, it's raining 4 Taft convention at large. Consistency eae fae Pollan ere weet than a 810 Di” ushing my bat. 1 Pa says you don't know|tre—which is why the republican | dustries” over which it has always 1912, 1,074 delegates, inf | — — | national committee ha: fot Into | elk | pa axe to H im .” jonal committee has own parental anxiety | There's & movement ont W. J. B. was cheered by both camps at Chicago. Can it sipkin ahenge dat ell right, bee [sso ugh to stay in when it rains.” | “abut of choosing Chicago ae|, Hach state has two aélegntes-for|change the saan be that both T. R. and Tait hope to lick him in November, mm yOu Cont pend Oe Me Se tong, PiatChtenge Fritene, |. There is no autitoxin for the|tM@ convention city—but unless /each congressional district and four|each state will vote Ia the jham bug some new «ystem of r . The country is growing tion in proportion to the sted! f } is adopted, even the big hall will| and the number of districts increas-| republican vote at the lat AN uninstructed delegate at Chicago seems to be worth|, “George, before we were married, you used to bring me Gowers| THE GLAD DAYS. soon be too small ling. The following shows the size and to make the rato gual tes me two Southern delegates instructed. pagar ab Bw s Schoo , The republican national conven-jof the convention, from infancy to tion can be kept ° ‘ 1 can bring you flowers today, for that matter, but if I do Iii And iedle tion is growing like a pure food'old age: nable bounds, hav cut oF that new asparagus St. Louis Post Dispatch. With ¢ or is he that much talked about compro candidate? CASE FOR A CHOICE boys can shriek of gorgeous yelling, » - ? And hustle for the creek They’re Sure After Us THE PATIENT MAN And dive anh bwin und chart, } t patient man I ever knew And swallow lots of mud, - | And get the shallow cult: A list just issued by the department of agriculture shows ven herd a bunch of people together to have @ group| Of shook. out of thels adulterations in 183 varieties of foods and 41 dif ids of et hout losing bis temper.”—Detroit F Prova beverages. - Once more they will be happy Py P J 1 ' ‘ ° What an awful hard time we have at keepi gin treba NEVER AGAIN As Nature meant them to. in the age of know ! Our dis adul produce or prepare Nature herself is billions of germs i : sh from age direct from bubbling spri i a E pe Z seandalize thelr parents with typhoid br clothing is adulters > paint | r With burdocks in thelr hair. in our houses, the polish on our furniture is adultera , and the} \ Quite a Man. ‘cys se ia ty pega gi aerial ae ' — we Howell—What sort of a man is el ae 180 tainted Sarietles « nage i Bie : Powell—He can make two lemons | BEIGE 4h Sieh te: Wire Varieale ae A . ’ crow where only one grew before | . nd then nd them both to you n You are not looking —Judge. | Thetr fingers will be easy to discover 41 3 Verily, it would 1 ‘ grow up, did we not know largely kn ¢ of adultera-| j Sea Not Always tions and deadly germs that ack le knowledge is Ze" - | “Can any boy tell me why truly disquieting Ds, <¥ : e race is not always to the| READING of tI ory of tt crushing of the Wester - - kin. ‘Cause sometimes the Steel Co. by the steel trust in the national convention mig = whine ee aid a few delegates in making up their minds. Watch the] C me standpat crowd get in li ly ominate P . y is nominated Fly—Drat these new fan-| } r e, ja ime ae a Ms led 1 fe, @ BETWEEN grammar and high school graduation exer-| "04 400" mats, anyway . salen: nsate fics albroniomsset fret after My Mm mph, cises and the political storm at Chicago, this is going to be| Different Versions. Domestic Science im oe nOR C a busy little week. And the graduates accept no secondary|,, Te*cher—Johnny, tell me some) “What is this domestic science?”| J INTERIOR OF GREAT CHICAGO COLISEUM Taccirtines, ether 7 thing of Abraham Lincoln | inquired the engaged girl ‘ . . ance, Johnny—Which version? | “It cons of making hash out Teacher—Why, what do you! of the left-over meat and croquettes DIVORCED wife charges ex-husband with deceiving her} mean? out of the left-over hash,” explain : b . as to amount of his proy It's a cinch she'll not be able| Johnny—History or magazine? | ed he c rienced friend I Al G d to prove her case by the ssor’s books | Pittsburg Post | m ways In 00 ft tT te te te tee! Pract: Pealitins *| Enough to Fill the Cistern. ; When I work for you, I'm on the job every day—aighits; 1% Observations Madge ty ealtve: ok he w{ qAmone the Chicago excursionists | ask it, ally loved you? * Sunday were Mr. and Mrs. Dennis! I'm strong as crucible stee! I'm sure he did, #| Q2rinkle, Mr. and Mrs. Morris} 18 Pan: given Seek ve re, I'l Jose a minuteds} n I refused him he #| 2prinkle, Miss Ira Sprinkle and m given fast reasonable care, I'll never n he */ Kdmond’ Sprinkle —Delphl, Ty} ing business interests ° o and married the ve * ; ; aed ice ii taah on tn aan, de wood susie cae : Iai dttoee 2d : Sourent P , It I am badly handted and my health suffers enereby, router }o call my: specialist c® . hk kkk tO ht tk th a Longing. ge = te I have a doctor—really a specialist—right in your nelghte KEEP your advice to yourself, and your friends will live to thank He—What « glum and diemal ; Aa AN ’ understands me thoroughly you for it. Needed One. | wie you are! | don’t believe you ‘@ “ I can prepare . * MANY a fellow who acts like a i ana is terribly affected. ‘our sales reports, your pa ‘oll, our bank st OS EO ° ° ° Simpkins—What kind of bait are| could be lively or pleasant to save a < thousands “a aft ae gr prtant stetiout pd conan rouble with people who don’t like us is that they have such| YU using? your life. ‘ ALL pai Hbeoaarey 6 : y d 4 painstaking joourate hout a error, & poor judgment. ampson—Same as usual, Why?| She—! may be @ dull wife, but > 90 ia a in tat eh amatoat Dp iatite MG aie palimpkins-—That's good enough. 1) just give me a chance and see what ‘ is no marrying in heaven, what will th: haven't had a drink for two days.|a merry widow [| would make— r ‘ for chaperons? @ girl angels do 2 Stray Stories. of YOUR business, I'll work into a life job if youll o °o o Basia of His Belief Py f My references include the names of banks, trust ali 1T 18, perhaps, possible to be a wide-awake citizen, and still not|,..@u* Do you believe In long A. Chiamaitie Reader, ; / ance companies, railroads and manufacturers all over i be lacking in repo | engagements? wees name is . Cynicus—Sure, The longer al," 40¥ 40 you know that man ts a WHEN a man admits that he sleeps like a to ree: Demarest ihe tom. me Sal ‘ 9, the truth probably | ma. _ ne | “Because,” said the analyst, “he oes Is that he sleeps like a whole sawmill. 7) hes jo be married.—Philadelphigd an wear a ailk bat and a frock Ghat ' ie « ithout looking as though he were | INSTEAD of seeing ourselves as others see us, most of Bfoing to edd ‘ : rather impress others as we see ourselv . Cy Mee Ps far ie Manne. kisaa a lle ici nas nei sag The Steel Brain of Busim ss ie sosechar nadbastact is aan | glace ane me \ THE COMPTOGRAPH COMPANT OIL BURNER Have Your Photo Taken ina Della—Well? His Way of Preaching. 1 Off Real Auto Bella—He has no life insuranca,| An old darkey was trying to d 7 Sales tee cLeektaw, Making and Henting. 9) POST CARDS—$1.00 PER DOZEN| and | pitied his poor old mother-—| Scribe how he preached, “It's dis f CRARY BULL Ci Kodak Films Developed, Philadelphia Telegraph. jaway, boss,” said he, “Fubt Ali 10¢ a Roll, Any Size. : |tella ‘em w'at Oh'm gwine to tell j ® Telephone Main 8670. A. M. FROST Everything in life is relative,|‘em, den Ah—Ah tells ‘em, den Ah Ask them how I can prove my value in ¥! YOUR pa To & man who drives iaules even aj tells ‘em w'at Ah've told ‘em.’ 1382 First Av., Seattle. [ster wifo seems to be unstubborn,| Judge business without a penny’s expense to you No matter how peculiar or different the conditions and a a |