The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 14, 1912, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR Phone: Private Exchange Main 9400. Wein OF Vie & Ps NOWTHWHST LEAGUE OF HRWSPAPRSS | ‘Onty vice of the © } © having full leased wire mews class matter six mon, $1.80 ) Bxchange Ma! ye It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things.—Dr. Johnson The next tinte your wife protests about your cuddy pipe, te smell, | {ite ashes on her pet parlor carpet, ete, etc, just look superior and tell her to guess again. We men think we smoke because we Hike it, and there an end, but it's not so, no, not by a jugful! We are simply fulfilling the demands of our race, our climate and our character, You don't believe it? Then Haten to M. Wattville, Fre’ and collector of pipes. He has collected so long and smoked that he has evolved a regular philosophy of the pipe, aa follows i—The activity of a race is in proportion to the length of the stem of the pipe. 2—The shorter the pipe, the more laborious the nation. 3—The longer the pipe, the lasier the race. 4—Tho more frugal the nation, the smaller the pipe. 5&—A large pipe is the sure sign of a wasteful and wensual nation. 6—Tho mind of the race may be deduced exactly from its way of Tell me what you smoke, and I will tell you what you are. Personally, being a hard-working, saving cuss, we smoke @ short- stemmed, smail-bowled pipe, don't yout “WHAT is so rare as a day in June” might be changed to “what is so raw as a day in June” to suit some of this week's weather. We don pick up a pair of socks and read Pick up a comb, ditto! Made in Germany, in Germany, in Germany! Where were our boasted protected industries? people doing? But {t's all right now David Stern, an American business man, says so, We are being avenged, all right, al! right. How? List to the glorious tale We are outfitting every dude in Germany! No he charmer prancing Unter-den-Linden in Bertin is complete nowadays unelss he wears a varsity-cut suit—imade in America, with @ pair of clud-footed shoes with large bows--made tn America—and @splays a pair of garish aniline-dyed socks——made in America. Guess that will hold Der Kaiser for a while, eh? “Made in Germany.” What were our PERHAPS if every rose didn't have its thorn it wouldn't be so alluring. o 0 °o AMONG the things that seem too good to be true are tombstone in- scriptions. of his own, but it is safer to have a °o Oo EVERY man should have a will lawyer draw it up. ° °o ° MANY a man gets a crick in his elbow from turning over new leaves.—New York Times. o o o TELL a young man he should be taken in hand and his thoughts Wilt turn to a manicure girl. ee SRG THE political prophet is “in clover” at Chicago. No matter what he prognosticates, it's just as likely to happen as anything cise. Fact! is, people right here in Seattle know exactly as well what the result will) be as the politicians collected in the Windy City. oe ° ° IT SHOULD not be surprising if the Taft steam rotier takes to the Taft delegation from Washington like a frecklefaced kid to a jam- taden pantry. The focal standpatters are the original “hand-pickers” in the country, you know—they started that thing two years ago. early to observe a sane I want to call to plan attention to the death of little | Fourth of July, Three, years ago} Storey. He was not drown-|one of my boys had a finger torn) lake as all the papers ex-| off by a cannon cracker, and a year said, but he was Ctagral bed my daughter was injured by a near the lake. This is} Fourth of July explosion. We can/ little boy within a year} be just as patriotic as the beat of drowned in that same pool,/them, without blowing arms and all of us neighbors think it is | legs off to show our love of country. the city was filling. MRS. B. A. WINDSOR. making the district safe and girls to play tn. Editor Star: Friends told me pool is between Sth and 9th, | yesterday that there is a possibility and Roy, is about 16/the 42-story L. ©. Smith building deep and filled with logs and | will not be pushed to completion all the time. The logs are| Will you please answer, through what attract the children, and no/the columns of your valuable paper, matter how we scold they go there /as to whether this is true? anyway. We are « olng to ask the R. B. HOLMQUIST. council to clear the pool of rubbish Much quicksand has been found or fit it in, and we want your val-|/in the ground on the site of the wable paper to help us. | Smith bullding, and for this redson| PETER HANSEN. | it is taking longer than was expect- 1008 7th Ave. N. ed to put in the foundations, The buatiding will be erected as fast as Editor Seattle Star: 1 want to| possible. Already half of the rooms thank you for your urging people | have been leased to future tenants. | Editor The Star: i & 5 5 i + 3 sf i he rie The Only Cut-Rate Dentists in Seattle EVERYBODY LIKES OUR DENTAL WORK Because—It’s plensing—only first 6 materials are used-—all work §) is done quickly—with leas pain—every Dentist on our staff has had 9) years of experience—every Dentist ts most careful and efficient in bis work——therefore when Ohio Dentists do your work you get the very best work al the lowest Cut-Rate Prices for which work of such character can possibly be done. | ge Bridge Work a | $10.00 Teeth ..... - 499 | 415.00 Set of ‘Teeth’. Second Ave. and University. Opposite Stone-Fisher Co. Entrance 207 Unive s Fillings Best $8 Gold Crowns . 3,000,000 Acres FREE HOMESTEADS | 10,000,000 ACRES $10 to $45 PER ACRE In “MONTANA” whose average yield per acre for 1911 was bushels of wheat, and for the past ten years 26.5 bushels wheat, crops in proportion. other state. Personally Conducted Excursion on June 18 | One Ware plus 42.00 tor Round Tr! | | | | 41.7 p other This is 20 per cent better than yields of any | Join us on thi« excursion proved farms at $20 to $30 pe: (ROP PAYMENT PLAN VINE PREM HOMmS TIA Write for further information, GEO. W. HIBBARD, G. P. A., C. M. & P. 8. RY. 04 Henry Building hs. Seattle, Waw SLA Noice Undertaking Co. BROADWAY AND UNION Our features—reasonable prices, efficient service homelike surroundings Phone East 300. j individual THE STAR—FRIDAY, JUNE 14, 1912. eut ALBERT HANSEN “Why did you quit your last job? “T always sex right out what couldn't stand de strain, It wan] thinks.” weedin’ a patch o' watermelons an’| “Dat’s no He, but youse needn't dere was soap berries an’ scrubjovertink yourself my account oaks growin’ all around,” I'm tired hearin’ yer already. ; you remember the lakt time you slept ina bed?” Well, laa’ night I slep’ in « onion bed.” A Financier. A SLIGHT CHANGE George Ade told of a visit which his father, who is more than 87| “He's one of our most successful years of age, recently made in New York. The old man stopped at the) financiers. Herald Square hotel, and soon after arriving became rather friendly ‘That so? with the chief clerk. In the course of the conversation the clerk sald: } rich.” “Mr. Ade, have you ever been in New York before?” “He lent. Dut he's supporting a “You,” was the reply. "I was here once before.” ‘family of five on $12 & week.” — “Do you notice many changes?” asked the clerk | Detrott Free Preas. " paid Mr, Ade. The theatrical syndicate has put up a few . and I notice some new stores on the main street.’ Ri pe ipa 7h ma ng has it been st you were here?” asked the i Out Your | Mp -| * | Dress Shields-- ire Em Quick! Fire ’Em Quick | oii Sixty-seven years,” replied Mr. Ade.—Chicago Trib I didn't know he was LIKE LOTS OF US ye A GLUTTON You Wout Weed Them 40 if Yeu Use reneri- | a ve 1 thing er live hor ration arta wear any weight of 2 in hot, stuffy rooma od & seedy-looking| the strect corner. | Wo observed, consol i many a man.” Harolg—An’ den, tady al an’ ever sines I've r me trouble an’ “Prosperity tngly, “has ru "Well, I'd just Uke to see it ruin | es heart out wit’ grief aa aor ine he anewered | Mrs Goodso Kating your heart More Drees sh 4 Perceiving the w Then you can’t be as hungry PRREPI-NG; / sympathy, we you aid at flret. Beat it but you will newer again have your cane ; fia soaking wet | discreetly ca g in the érspiration, or and have t lothin them get) NOT 60 DIFFICULT eolors run, | “How did he manage to #ecape the new marvel, PER: | fron penitentiary? 1 thought - ‘oe t 4a the it was wellnigh imponsible go. t0 © dance, te the “Well, he figured it out On »ét entific lines, Somebody smtggted |» him a pair of trunks, and after r } sot outside everybody thought lhe | f was runsiag @ Maratbon."-—-Kan } Clty Journal. svery box sold THOUGHTFUL WIFE wonder, “Think I'll go to the ball game] {tne today.” | ee anE MO te for sale at your “All right. Is thore a telephone | ¢ruggtate at ibe box. or sept at the grounds? r | direct, ie ot ries, by the “There's one near there. Why? foo ee ge REA, = r ° | © For saie and fecomm If the home team losea I want) in Beattie by afi Owl Drug hone me, so that I can | stores. take the childrem and go over to} mother's until you get your temper! } hat you will ne er | rT be in perfect mt m-pit. pereptration he surprised. ith the pad which te cashed v7 * o w c Persp iO it with | wa lback.”—Houston Post | HEREDITY | “I knew her father when he/ used to go about with his trousers held up by one suspender.” / “She must take after him, then.” “Why so? “At the opera last fight, she! wore a gown that was held up by one rtrap, over her left shoulder.” | —Judge | THAT'S TRUF “Th man who stable nex’ door to th’ Beeleysport House kicks somethin’ awful about th’ files that come inter his place from th’ dinin’ room.” EVER MEET ONE? “That get-rich-quick man is as < busy as a bee.” 5 “Yes,” replied = Mr. Cumrox He's one of those busy bees who can't manage to gather honey with-| out incidentally stinging some body."—-Washington Star PA KNEW anewered Mise “Pa, how long can a man live on water?” 13 “It depends, Willle, on whether he is aboard a ship that won't sink.”— Cleveland Plain Dealer. Men's $2.00 Work Pants cut ere Men's $3. to. ° 00 Work derfut prescription! MM son's $4.00 Dress Panta cat think of it pr it aia me & world of pleasure else Just how much re to tell markable r ONE REASON ts were brought about a “Selling your home to buy an|$ive you. absolutely, roe, th EXTRA SPECIA automobile. What will you 40/4efect trom my hands and GO AT le EACH without a home?” “Won't need none after I git the auto; wouldn't never be there, any- how.”—-Houston Post AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore—Thurlow Bergen ers in “Alias Jimmy tine. Metropolitan—Maude “Chantecler. Seattle—Dark Orpheum— Vaudeville No limit to a customer, You any drug bettie of Kulux tire bottle of KK ttle, add store Plenty of salespeople to wait rning. The | bh you. It |i Temoves all | play- ; is here, and hundreds of others. Valen- 216-218 Adams in Emprese—Vandeville. Pantages—Vaudeville. matter | Grand—Vaudeville and motion ‘ungainly the han t pictures Clemmer deville Melbourne ville. Photoplays and van STREET Photoplays and vau- 50 Boys’ Blue Serge Suits, knicker pants, Pike. EVERYBODY’S BUYING IT!—BUYING WHAT? The Chicago Clothing Co.’s Bankrupt Individually not spending much money but getting an awful lot of goods. Saving on shirts for neckwear, saving on underwear pays for sox, suspenders, garters and handkerchiefs, saving @ suits pays for shoes, hats, collars and cuffs. True, every word of it. This stock was bought from the S. District Court at a mere fraction of original wholesale cost, as per inventory. WE DEFY ALL COMPETITION AT THESE PRICES 4 L—BLUE AND BLACK BIB OVERALLS GO AT 38c A PAIR. 2,000.CO DOORS OPEN SATURDAY AT 9A. guarantee that everything will be found “A Square Deal to Everybody” Theatre full of the best of USED FURNITURE You nevet saw such fave hat ifousse compte GIBSON-CHANDLER FURN. CO. 610 IKK #TREET. Phone Main 3057 $8.50 Suits $4.89. Fifth Rubbed Coated coats, $800 yall Pitth and Pike, 7 | to and a sight furaishe Eatablished 1883 BUILDER. os 9% 64 45; eDress You Well for $1 a Week Have you visited our new store, at. corner Third and University? If 80, aS we are now in 4 position tp you the most up-to-date stock of weags apparel for men and women. W, coat trade. We are selling merchaniill on liberal credit, as low as any cash store in the city. Our Saturday Special Stunning Ladies’ Suits in tan and mannish mixtures, well worth At $17.90 on Cre On Display in Our Corner Window, SEATTLE Norfolk Jackets in tan and gra worth $15.00— ™ At $9.50 on Credit ALTERATIONS FREE Men’s Suits Men’s Beautiful assortments of Suits in gray, brown and na‘ a teeeeeees $18.00, $20.00, $2 % A TRIFLE DOWN AND §1.00 WEEK IS ALL WE ASK. Mallory Hats in all the new at.. VISIT US TOMORROW, SEI WHAT YOU WANT. PAY JU EITHER WEEKLY OR MONTHLY, Pacific Outfitting Co., | Cor. Third and University OPEN SATURDAY TILL 10 P. M. THE WAY IT GOES SUITS ', ddadndedndndadndeinindnaaae 4 * © < Suse EL au 10.00 Suits Cut o $3.89 | $1 89 * “Why are you so late this * ® ul S | 0 ° . ul 0 ° | morning?” thundered the boss. * * “My wife overslept herself,” * ° ° * explained the suburban book- * t t t 4 89 $25 00 S ts ¢ tt $10 8 l% keeper, “and the cook had to *| o z Ny - uitS 0 ° e ul i] 0 e & get tho breakfast.”—Philadel *| an . * phia Record. : . a bef #| “Our life has its advantagie FURNIS HI he Pho adh? Hecate the dahlia: te ig) 26c Garters 9 75e Men's Pure Silk B. V. D, Underwear | $3.00 Wool CLEVER HOST ‘occupational diseases | ec C | Hose cut 28c out 35 | suns oat Wise—We had quite a promi-| 27 on a at | 150 Handker- WW vee yee World Standard Boyden and Pack- HJ tO ..... +++ : tO .see oceee sae sates ae a'geet ot on] PAROS IN A DAY POR IEE anton oct o....00 [ooo Oe ae geet, eee ee Oe nn ne he other evening TY OF HER 25¢ Suspend- embray Shirts, Le ould make ’ & silk Kalt go Gracious! Didn't you THE BEAU ers cut to.. € | military col 43c the manufacturers weop. = 48c pe find {t hard to entertain her? HANDS AND ARMS Soe Men's" "47 lara, out to.. a WO seseseeees deaf frees Wise—Oh, nol She amused — Ties cut to.... c The «Men's Work yden and Packard 50c Balbriggan Un herself for hours. We jnst handed) & Free Prescription That Dogs Ite l6e Men's Hose § Shirte eat $5 and $6 Bhoes cut to e her a bunch of photographs, among| Work Over Night—Vvou Cam Pre- cut to... ce Ete ecdimess st 33c -ak pphy 5 which were several of her own. canines sce oo Nama Boys’ $2.50 and $3.50 Men ® Soft : Catholic Standard and Times, ie y 1 50 Shirts cut - a Wahl te eat Shoes cut to..eseecere $ ° eae 89c to és $3.50 Men's Heavy HATS Work Shoes cut to $3.00 Hats, full lines, all colors shapes, cut to ... . vennee $3.50 Hats, soft and stiff, cut to weeee $1.28 ALL OTHER BRANDS CUT ACCORDINGLY, can buy what you want on the same basis as dealers who buy in large quantities. f ‘cre on the crowds of buyers promptly. Our long career of twenty years in a8 represented. Bring this advertisement with you. Every bargain AT BOTH STORES OUR MOTTO