The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 10, 1912, Page 4

4 THE SEATTLE STAR Private Exchange Main 9400. S “ Let OF NEWSPN wire mews service of the United cond-clase matter six mow $1.80; yoar 65.98, Je: Kachange Main i400, Wash, postottios as 6 per mon. up te Peblisbing mall, out ¢ lieked Daily by T COLD RECEPTION ASSURED Only in the loves we have for others than ourselves can we truly live—or die-—Phillips Brooks, Looking Backward It is 20 years since there has been a real fight for the repub-| Mean nomination. From the standpoint of mere entertainment! the present scrap beats anything since 1880, and millions of 5 voters have been born and have grown to manhood since that} hard fought fight between Grant and Blaine, when both went down before the dark horse Garfield Behold the tame years which marked the last five nomina- tions : 1908—Teddy handed the nomination to Big Bill Taft as a fellow treats his girl to a glass of soda. 1904—Teddy had a walk-over for renomination, nothing to ft but the shouting 4 1900-—Everybody concurred in the | placid McKinley. renomination of the Wayback—That heavy tragedian wants to know if we won't install! “My phystelan is @ very 4 i 1896— Mark Hanna landed McKinley without much trouble,/electric fans in the epee" house) giatent wy P ie ' 3 ‘ rs Si » delewate: while be is plying these warm “In what way Tom Reed getting many cheers and few delegates. otere of “Hab ebeieed tan tee patbae 4 1892—Benjamin Harrison renominated after a little breeze : ever Blaine, who had passed beyond his day There was some excitement in 1884, when Blaine came uppermost in the convention, and a rather inter- = contest in 1888, when Harrison and Morton triumphed, quiet and avoid all excitement, and then invited me to go with him to the baseball game.” GIVING HER CREDIT Rackway—Ob! tell him it will |be cool enough: He {ts sure to te and | ceive @ frost every night. WARD LUCK ALL AROUND | 1912 has “em all licked to a standstill. And most of the fun im yet to come. JUST stop to think that Theodore Roosevelt is only nine- hundred-and-forty-thousandth of 1 percent of the population of the United States.—-Albany Journal. IT makes a lot of difference whose boss is gored.—Wash-} ington Post. “The Lonely Old Age” " 1 she}. She explains: “Out men work hard nowadays. They give oat eafly, and their wives outlive them by many years Just wher the wife and mother thinks the time has come for pleasant rest} and companionship, the husband dies, The children, following | the course of nature, slip out of the home nest and the woman! “Did you plek ma out, or did she is left alone.” plek you out, pat There is perhaps something in that view of the matter, and ies FP thats, & case of #imul- we hope the lady and all Others in her situation will get a lot of —— tomfort ont of it. But the truth is that she has walked all her 80: fife. on the border of undiscovered works. The loneliest widow fad mother that ever lived has something more precious than) C.—— ' ity from the kitid of loneliness she fears—memories! To) 3 without such Memories is to be very poor, indeed. ‘The oldest school teacher*in Chicago says she is glac @ever married, because she “could not endure a lonely old age” oe “Blanks willingly gives bis wife full credit for what he ta.” What Is he?” Bankrupt. TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING } S THE state department declines to get into the coffee e maddie. It can't sce the grounds.—Philadelphia North Aaerican. lpvsahieeoccentnitines g EVERYBODY is a liar, according to out most eminent BY @uthorities—Chicago News. Riven the has joined the aristocracy of high prices. Think of it! ¢ plain old demoeratic boarding house prune, “which until now has stood by the common people through all their troubles. Here ix the way it behaves at leading Chicago Is: Blackstone, 8 prunes 40 cent LaSalle, 6 prunes 30 cents; Congress, 5 prunes 25 cents; Hotel Sherman, 7 prunes 3S cents; Rector's, 8 prunes, 40 cents. - Shades of Santa Clara Valley, California! ROOSEVELT just can't break himself of that elephant- killing habit.—Columbia State. It is better to be a good thing than to be one. i | oo an First = Cannibal-—What “Is a fat man necessartly uncom-| your sicknesaT |fortable in warm weather?” } Second Cannibal--Oves “He is if be listens to all the re they bare got to ent out sendl marks his friends make about him.” such fat missionaries. eee NOT NEEDED E John Wy Hanrahan, surgeon general of the G. A. R., sald the day in Ro@and, apy of Memorial day: “Nothing could more unjust than the idea that all those didn’t enlist in the civil war were cowards. There were ax good out of the war as In it. “I reeall a story about a youth who, at the helght of the war, t Vermont selling geraniums “I'm surprised, a patriotic housewife said to him, ‘I'm ew to see a big, strong, hulking chap like you selling geraniums here. Why | aren't you with the army?” “Why, ma'am,’ said the youth with a bewildered look, ‘they don't jums in the army, do they?” Prunes 5 cents Virtue is its own reward, so it isn’t necessary to advertise it. BOLTING seems to be one favorite way of locking out the steam voller. Detroit Free Prees, There may be no effect without a caus » except the existence of | | @ome people. Lots of peopte are more anxious to pay their social obligations than their debts. NOBODY'S doin’ it. Doin’ what? The Texas Tommy on a hot ae BROUGHT @ummer's day. SPORT” over, MR. TRUE, TO see we You WOULD TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR A WEEK WERE GOING VISITING — ~ At any rate a woman's shoes haven't yet reached the point where rey button up the back. Some people are so guilible as to believe a woman's age from the umber of candies on her birthday cake. SPOKANE man who got $20,000 damages from corporation for in- — which force him to go on crutches might rather have two good it 20,000 round dollars help some. THE 2,500 delegates to the that Seattle is just as well lighted ing. Se IN THE EDITOR’S MAIL Editor Seattle Star—Col. Roose- Because the plain people will not Te ith 65 haealnnted aad elected. | permit the dirty and mean things | Col Roosevelt's detractors are Because he is the only candidate) raisory saying about him to lessen fm the republican party who ean | chetr great esteem and confidence save that party from defeat. in which they hold him, and because Because he is making a most/they know that he is one of the Magnificent campaign without the | very best friends they ever had. id of the public press, whieh, with} ‘This is my opinion. the exception of a very few papers, BEN F. SAWYER. ia violently opposing him. shila Becanse, although he is unmerci-| Editor The Star—Fourth of July fully abused and misrepresented by |ig now only a little over two weeks the public press, almost to 4/off, and | think it is time for the Paper, yet he still commands the) citizens of Seattle to get together fontidence and enjoys the esteem/and insist on a safe and sane of the plain people. t) Fourth. e Because everywhere he goes he} The number of cases of burnt ctric convention probably will find s the Eastern cities of much boast YOU KEEP A 006 THAT YOWLS ALL NIGHT MEEPS ME AWAKE AND THEN WANT me >" TAKE CARE of wis? £ SHOULD SAY WOT ff fe met by great and enthusiastic | hair, blood poisonin , fires, gatherings of the plain people. and shattered fingers year Because he has been tried andidue to the use of firecrackers is found eminently fitted for the|alarming. ‘That these can be al now most entirely stopped is shown by the reports of cities who have for-| bidden the use of firecrackers, tor great office and trust he seeks. Because during his term of office * | what does it say?” THE STAR.—MONDAY, JUNE 10, 1912 Solving the Difficulty, am sorry, Mra. Tinkle,” said the chwhfer to the pretty little wom an at the window, it you have overdrawn your account placed here by your husband to the amount of twenty doll 5! Mra. Tinkle looked perplexed for then her face eloared imtled brightly, “Ob, Vil make that all right,” she replied, out a check for the amount and gave it to the cashler—-LAppia cott's. RERRRRERERA * The Call of Duty, Bates’ wife as & matter * * * turned & of * “Bo & suffragetio *& principle.” * “Bates ran for office and * abe felt it was ber duty to * yote against him.”-—Life, AKER AREA Youthful inspiration, Litde Bobby: ma lookin’? Lite Willie What y* go- in’ t do?” Little Bobby: “Take out de gold fish an’ let ‘em play with the cat,” The Monitor, “No. So Gad as That? “Why de you Wy to reform the loan shar instead of driving them out of business? ‘Reform them? Great Seott! bage the dirtier iat™ Tribune. it Chicago BUT HE HAD TO STAY At a fashionable party held the o of the men r the door yawn man, standing near, asked: “Are you very much bored, sir?” “Yes, dreadfully,” came the an ewer. “And you?” “Met Oh, | am bored half to deathr The first man yawned again. “Suppose we clear out together?” he suggested. w Vm the tin cooler in th’ dinin’ room where guests kin walk up an’ git a drink any time durin’ meats” The Wrong Port, Mrs. Neuritech—So you heard from your sister. How did she en joy the trip across? Miss Young—Well, she wrove that she waa very gind when they reached terra firma. Mra. Nouritch — Terra firma? Why, I thought she was to land at Liverpool,—Hoston Transcript. : Speaking From Experience. “They say money talks, Well, “As far as | am concerned ft Senerally says ‘By, by” — Baits more American. TKR KER hhh hhh Bad Weather in Sight. “I must go to the city. and do a lot of shopping,” ~ said Mra. Spendeash, at the break- fast table. “Will you write me 4 check, Bob? I shall go today if the weather is favor able. What is the forecast?” Mr. Spendcash, weated at the other end of the table, consulted his paper and read aloud “Rain, snow, thunder, ghtaing 1 = floods!” Youth's Companion. RRR hall, SRSRE ERE E EER EES Seeteeeeeeeeeeeen® “Ever the judge. “Never, replied the prisoner. “Your honor,” said the prosecu- tor, “the defendant's atement shows the falsity of his statement that he has seen better days. it proves conclusively that he never owned a motor car.” — Washing- ton Star. Can't Miss Ball Games. “Which week in June shall we be married, Jim?” “Wait a minute, dear, at the ‘ealendar,” : y, Jim, that aint’ a calendar, that’s a schedule.” “Did I say calendar? Of course I meant schedule. I'm looking for the dates when the team plays at home.""—Cleveland Plain Dealer, I'll look and, stepping to a table, she wrote! | Bhe ts uncompromising in her view. al it is wicked to tell lies, The conse * quences now and hereafter are fi * “Bay, Willie, taj tne ‘The more you wash a rotten cab) arrested before?” asked] ~ ALWAYS, BUT THEN THERE AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore—Thurlow Bergen play- ers in “Alias Jimmy Valen tine Metropolitan Dark Vaudeville. ntages and motion Grand Vaudeville pletures Clemmer devill Melbourne Me. Photoplays and vauw Photoplays and vaw Miss Elsie Eamond believes that the truth ought to be told at afl times. She is Puritanic in this re- spect. & int ant of a tier, There is, oh absolutely no excuse for the tetier of untruth, able to be awful. “| cannot emphasize too strong: ly,” said Mise Kemond, who ts lead ing lady with the Thurlow Bergen Players, now in & tthe, “that tt is xcusable to lie deliberately. In “The Bridge Builder, which ts Players’ repertoire, Miss Esmond plays Dorothy, # young woman who tells Hes, Mins |Kamond plays the role with much naturpiness and charm. ay “Don't misunderstand me,” she went on. “I never Hie, and I despise a lar. But there are two kinds of untruths which are not les, There aré ‘white lies’ and ‘fibs.’ The only | difference between a le and & fib lig & difference In size, A fib ia & teeny-woeny lie. The difference be- tween tolling a He and telling a fb is about ibe same as Between steal Ing a million dojinrs and stealing & cent, Both are | “Fibs are mean. them. When 4 woman o you don't like, because eh and you send word that you are you are telling # fib. she knows, or quteses, that you are at home, but don't want to see her, and it hurts her feelings. It's much better to endure an hour of boredom than to tell a fib. “White Hes? They're not wicked. {tell ‘em, What is a white lie? Well, « young man has been ying company with you for) cke and weeks. You know he's! acrewing up courage to propose. | You hope he will, You'd marry him) Dakota secured the in a minute. Your answer is ready There is no doubt in your mind “Darling, | love you. Will you be mine? be seutters. “Oh, John,’ yeu reply; ‘this is so sudden!’ “Tt fan't your face. in the Bergen a bore, not Washington gation of the beef trust. Rut it saves ‘our maidenly ‘ou can't grab| op ihim and drag him te the parson’s. Me wouldn't like it If you did, He — you to be ean ie 000° | tc) fused and fricbtened. You e him what he wants, Bat it ient a lie connected with the beef trust. It's only a white le.” / When the Interview was ended, Miss Eamond said: “Must you go? | Um awf'ly sorry. “That,” said the interviewer, “is a white tie.” And Miss Esmond coviddt ——~1 a close game.’ —Chicago Tribune. sudden It gives At intervals there have been ia complete! — “Of course,” asrented Mr. Remodeled. cleaned, biecked. re { newed, dyed, deimmed—aad. ike pow MODEL MILLINERY 587 Peeples Hank Bids. Kidder—That fellow Kiddee—He doesn’t : Kidder—He's not company. —Judge. “That so? In what way?” ~—Detroit Free Press. Special for This Week crazy over, Tents, 16x16 diameter, now Equivocal. for a new white willow plume.” ALASKA HARDWARE COMPANY, 905 R. R. Av, assure white can. THEATRICAL NEWS AND FEATURES OF THE ELSIE BELIEVES THE TRUTH SHOULD BE TOLD ELSIE ESMOND Vt | er gee WASHINGTON, Jane 10.—In 1903 Representative Marshall ; passage in congress of @ resolution for The beef trust was duly i In 1905 the beef trust was yosecuted under a a ms who subsequentiy became an assoctal In 1906 the bureau of corporations spent many ing the beef trast, and made an elaborate 4 In 1908 congress amended the laws to make them the purpose of prosecuting the beef trust. against corporations and individuals who make up the the firet acts of the Wickersham administration was beef trast ahd to dismiss the cases and quash all been collected against them Recently there was which failed to convict a number of prominent Now the democratic committee, headed Clayton, has determined to “investigate” the CURRENT FICTION @ living writing light fieti Ike @ literary chap, E Hg makes out statements for the HIS SUCCESS “He's one of our sucessful young business men.” “He succeeded in picking out a father-indaw with capital TIT FOR TAT She—I have just been thinking of the football game When I saw one with its wild rush and | practical fighting and mad struggling, I was simply dingusted. 75e Inside Mortise Lock, He—You have put into words exactly what I was es Ls oa gain sale I saw lately —Raltimore American. $1.25 Sheet Iron Camp “Ys my son familiar with the classics? asked the sollettdtis tt Stove, now ....... oad “Sir,” replied the professor, “your son 2 $48.00 Government Wall §]#& more than familiar. it is impertinent.” —Washington Bi “TTL bet little Mra.Getit Is afraid to ask that grumpy husband of hers “{ left there a while ago and I you she was showing the feather.”"—Barimore Amert- weg a ARE “WHITE Lipgp ge BY GILSON GARDNER, lent of The Star, “ Justice of the pre cases begun—eivil 8 crim ss LOOKING AHEAD — “There ts nothing that women can not do as well as Meekt do bope that none of you wilt :maist = Be» attitude RRR ED * The Reason for * “I swear to you I * live without my wife” *® “You love her so?” * “Well, not exactly, & see, she has the *® Bits, rarer eas 1) __ West Seattle _ Georgetown ____ MACHINE SHOP ____ TRANSFER | KING & WINGE QEORURTOWE TOAMEREE co, ‘The People Who Can Repair Your Boat 206 Jackson St. From Top to Bottom. Phone Us for Quick, Prompt Service Main 3326; Ind. + Sidney ban. Phone West 1030 Alki Av, To aed From Boats and Troins. Woodland - Park INTERLAKE FUEL CO, 2 Yards {ath © inter 2 Phones y.::n 908 USH THE North 1921 PHONES , Park Av. Bring Results DIRECTORY BY DISTRICK Star Want Ads|- he brought about splendid legisla tion for the plain people. Becduse through his untiring energy, perseverance and manage ment the great Panama canal has been made a reality Because he blames the present administration for failing to earry out the promises of the last na tonal republican platform, and be cause he promises to see that they ere carried out if it lies in his power, jthe right amount of interest in the jout and making Because he has not allowed the| ‘warmest and closest friendships to part him from a higher duty to his gountry, pedos, cap pistols and other noise makers. If other places can and do prevent accidents why shou we do the same? All that is nee sary is for the people to display | matter. We can all show our patriotism in some other way than by getting the day hideou Th 1 ger Fg e ous @ new drug clerk had just filled a proscription bday fireworks and noise makers. eustomer for which he charged her $1.10. vate har ne ‘he small boy can find some other] clerk discovered that the dollar was a counterfelt way to amuse himself, and every He went hurriedly to the propri and informed him of thé parent should see that he does not “How about the ten cents,” the proprietor é departur have any of the dangerous play- “Yes, sir Bree ‘ a L i) es, answered the c ‘that seen t rig: things so common on the Fourth, “Well,” said the groprietor, “don't wor get egg MRS. JOHN LA FARGH, | nickel,”—Harper's Magazine, ne Fremont District COAL AND WOOD sai CLOVER LEAF DAIRY, Inc: McMULLEN & CO. North 289; White 686 Phone us for your Coal and Wood. pomnciasia <ojeialacaannd —PHONES. Most Complete and Sanitary Dairy Office, W.'R0, Ind. Red 58, in the City. After 6 p. m., Groen 472, White 460 12 Quarts for $1.00. Unfairly Classed, “T understand that §nifkins is a bete noire.” “Nothing of the kind. He's a standpatter.”—HBaltimore American. Mother's Caution, Bobby—O-.oh! Mamma! Here’s a little green snake! away from it, just as dangerous a ripe one—Lite, The Way of the Browns, “What a lot of styles the Browns REAL ESTATE -DRUGS* $500 BOOK FREE _ MH. RB. CARR & CO. putting on!” ones PHONE US m.. any Indy who will call at our Yes, and what a lot of creditors | Z0*™# wert, G00 Duras Meme Uscctets Ome ME He- they Mere putting ce nee | aeazanee Ros. Phone W. g0¢7 | PUTH' Home Recipes, London, ‘| Investments FREMONT DRUC co. ° € "= Universit CORNWALL & 808 WOUSTOLEANING & & Floors Brightened. Wall ed, Paper Ham