The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 3, 1912, Page 4

Phone THE SEATTLE STAR TY Tawa wen pie x 1 ene They Love Gladness The old king of Denmark enjoyed the profound respect of hia subjects, but he was tight with his money and his court was solemn gray. ne The new queen, Alexandrina, is said to be the prettiest woman who wears a crown, and she goes in for a good time. The Danes are already grinning at the prospect of gayety at court THE STAR—MO) You may be as good as you please, but a smile goes a long way toward popularity. WHO said football was not a gainful exercise? University of Chi- gridiron hero proved value the other day, when he married an ress whom he had met after one of those Middle Western gam fail. EASTERN maids are going to use fur-lined bathing suits this year to keep out the cold. Why doesn’t some one invent ocean baths in steam-heated apartment houses? Their Money’s Worth A Hungarian professor divorced his wife, then advertised as follows in the newspaper : “All my friends are hereby duly notified that, thanks be to the justice of God, I have finally succeeded in freeing myself from my misery and wretchedness.” The next day, in the same conspicuous place of the same newspaper, his divorced wife announced her engagement to her former husband’s most intimate friend Now, who do you think got most for their money out of that advertising? HURRAY! yesterday. ee THE council now tells us that that garage on Dilling park is neces sary for “the peace, health and safety” of the city. eo ° ° KING GEORGE made a spectacular trip in a submarine, indicating that he is a candidate for another term.—Washington Post. e e 4 SUAREZ is going to be captured again. What a tot of stirring an- fiverearios that town will have to celebrate 100 years hence! —Buffalo Seattie Giants climbed two points above the cellar ° o o A PHILADELPHIA woman has been convicted of being a common scold. And yet they let the presidential candidates go free.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. os ere | THE neutral stand taken by the Congressional Record in this cam. beige has caused it to lose the confidence of many of its old subscribers. mporia Garette. / oO ° oe IN SPITE of the little diversion on the subject of highbalie and) Cocktails, the issue in the Roosevelt campaign is the third cup of coffee. —New York World. o © © | THE governor of North Dakota said to the governor of South Da kota—well, we'll wait till Wednesday and hear what they say at the) Northwest Development congress. | o oO °o MASSACHUSETTS man who is buying up second-hand false teeth | may be preparing to spring something new in campaign embiems at Chicago.—New York Herald. °o ° ° BALTIMORE proposes to put four delegates in a room. tn order to make things interesting, may we suggest Harmon, Bryan, Hearst and Gaynor?—Charieston News and Courier. H o o ° “THE HABIT OF IMMORTALITY” is the title of an article by Dr. Lyman Abbott in the current Outlook. The contributing editor would bly define it to mean a continuous third term—San Francisco jel SLUMP IN PRICE OF WIVES IN CHINA; THEY’RE SELLING FOR $50 EACH NOW SOOCHOW, China, June 3.—There has been a heavy slump in the oe of wives lately. Seochow is supposed to produce the most beauti- women in China. The Soochow market is a kind of thermometer for the entire country, and just now the marke badly disorganized. First Lawyer—I won't man whom I believe to be guilty Second Lawyer—-Now, my boy,| Mra. B you mustn't set your judgment ap | move. aguinat that of the majority. | have Mra. W.—-Bat look at the advant- defended plenty of men whom I be-|ages my dear, I'm never so happy lieved to be guilty, but the jury o~ when I'm picking out a new style cided otherwise of wall pa CAUSE AND EFFECT doctah; I've taken yoush advice and tried a cantah but it doesn’t do my livah a bit of It's an awful job to “Look heah, wound the park before breakfast, “Uh! I'm afraid the good effects of the canter before breakfast are counteracted by the bad effects of the decanter after dinner, ‘Tatler, THE CLUMSY FLATTERER He was a flatterer, but a clumsy one, Noting that the girl of hie heart possessed beautiful teeth that shone like ivory, he ventured to pass a compliment Dearest,” he whispered, leaning over the music rack, “your teeth are like plano Keys Freozing him with an icy glare, she turned on her heel. dare you tnault me?” Insult yout” “Yea; insinuate that my teeth are as large as plano keys.” And without another word she left the parlor, leaving him crestfailen and bewildered.--Chicago News “Str, how “This show cost the producer $20,000," i lad of it Washington Herald THE IDEA LN Vat y =| Host--The fon tf historic AL Minister (lifting emall Ethel to most everything here has ite) his knee)—My goodness, but you legend. [are a solid Httle mi Guest—Tell me sbout this curious Ethel (indignantiy) ‘ourse I'm old ham sandwich. I'm sure it|solid; I hope you didn't think I must have a quaint story attached.| was plated. RERRAHRHARRRARRARERARARAARRARH . * LEFT HIS PROXY BEHIND * A jury trial in a Western town had gone along for more than * an hour when the trial judge discovered that the panel was shy *® a juror Six months ago, for instance, $100 was the very rock bottom for) “What does this mean?” aimost any kind of a wife. Today $50 will buy a topnotcher. Many «# prospective husbands who began buying wives on the instaliment plan| » 8 few months ago at tho then prevailing quotations, have abandoned! @ gor, their previous selections, forfeiting the money already paid, bought stili|® verdict with me,” better partners at current rates, and are better off than if they hadigk eek th kt & he roared. jurora im the box; where fs the twelfth?’ Please, your honor,” answered one of the eleven, “he has © away from here on some other business, but he has left his Lippincott’s Magazine. i ee | There are only eleven Seeteeeeee® continued paying on their original bargains. Old traders say they think the slump is due to the fact that large numbers of young men have been in the military service and conse- quently out of the market for some time past, as a result of which the! supply of Wives has recently been piling up alarmingly. They look for) @ big boom in prices as the troops are mustered out of service. <= 1 one OF THE Mice *, BETWEEN TAFT AND ROOSEVELT OOCHCH HHS SOOOOO: (Br Unites Press —From Lustige Blaetter. Leased Wire) CHICAGO, June 3.—With 217 contests between Taft and Roose velt delegates filed, and 4 score more planned, it is probable that |the fight for seats will occupy the entire time of the republican na- tional committee from June 6 until | jmearly time for the convention to| atart, June 18. Adherents of President Taft ex-| pect Col. Roosevelt to come to Chi-| cago. If he does, they say, it will! indicate that he intends to bolt if President Taft is renominated. MURDERED WITH MOLTEN METAL (Dy United Press Lensea Wire) | MICHIGAN CITY, Ind., June 3.—Pouring moiten on the back of Nepham Sam, a fellow foun- | dry workman, against whom he held a grudge, Joseph Hyran is | in jail here today. Sam is dy- 1 ing. Hyran waited for s for his opportunity. He caught him near a metal pot picking some- | thing from the fioor, He dashed | a dipperful of red hot metal over Sam, who fell unconscious. REVOLT AGAINST GEN. OROZCO (By United Press Leased Wire) NAVAJO, Mexico, June 3.—Revolt |against Gen. Orozeo, commander-in |cbief of the rebels, was reported |throughout western Chihuahua and eastern Sonora today. The people of Morris have taken Ocampo from the rebels, killing five and obtaining considerable munitions of war, |. Without money or ammunition, | the rebels today are facing the most | |#erlous situation since the rebellion| began KEPT IT INTERESTING| PORTLAND, Or. June ry: ing out a new freak rapid motion| erowded street car, Bruce Carson|device at an amusement park here, slosed his fingers over it and|women riders droppe@ valuables) walked off the car. “Let's arbout of their bands so they could trate this,” said theethief, when the|hold on to the safety rail, A man street was reached. Carson swung | was kept working waist deep in a bard right to the jaw and let it| water al) day hauling out umbrel 60 at that. las, handbags and the like. “LET’S ARBITRATE” SAN FRANCISCO, June %.— Feeling a hand in his pocket on a WHAT A MAN KNOWS Mra. O. H. P. Belmont, in a suffragiet argument in New York, sald ironically of man’s vaunted superiority Ob, yes, man ls always superior to woman, tent he? Take the matter of love, for example. A woman, we know, can always tel] when & man is in love with ber, but a man can go ever so much farther than that, Why, the average man——" Mra. Belmont amiled aubtly “The average man,” she sai in love with him even when «h “frequently knows that a woman ts jen't. York Tribune, NOT 80 SERIOUS | IT COULONT BE DONE ‘gel He told me to read my answer in the stare,” “Didn't he nearsighted ?” “Does he take it heriously?” “About as seriously as an actor} takes matrimony.” know that yo were LANDLORD AND TENANTS Visitor (at poorhouse)-——Where did that fine-looking pauper come from? Superintende He owns the St My goodn Why is he here?” He charges such high rents that they have been empty since. the second year.” Hum! He seems to be on familiar footing with a good many of the other papuers.” “Yes. They are the people who were his tenants the first year.”— Buffalo News, : nt—The city, Fashion flats, EXPERIMENT FIRST “He drinks heavily.” “1 know it.” to marry him to reform him.” “My girl, listen to me. Try one experiment before you do that.” “What experiment?” “Take in a week's washing to do, and see how you like It,” oe = ed SEED pee ea a POSTAL BANK IN WALL ST, WASHINGTON, June 3.—The U. §, government will make its debut into the hotbed of big business in Wall st. June 17, it was announced here today, when a postal say- ings bank in the Wall st. sub-station will be established, Postmaster General Hitchcock announced that the bank is to be for “moral effect,” and hopes for the success of its Operation in spite of the unusual competition which it will have. NDAY, JUNE 3, 1912. y A SPEAKING LIKENESS. “What succets have you with the portrait of your moth- erintaw?” “Tremendous. It le such a speaking likeness that my brother, when he came to look at it, instinotively pet his cigar beni his back.”—Filegende Blatter, Useful at Last “Hubby, you have @ lock of my hair, haven't you?’ “Next to my heart.” “See if you ¢an match it In some puffs when you go downtown.” Selfish “I nee Jack Hansom was married the other day to Mias Richley.” “You, and L was very sorry to see it.” “Sorry? For her anke or his “For mine; I wanted her,”-—-Cath olje Standard and Times > & Facw @. Oxrnayry “After examinin’ th’ tablespoons, Quests at th’ Beeleysport House Gin’rally tell th’ dinin’ room girl they'll skip soup.” Profitable Magic “I will now cause this egg to com- pletely disappear.” , A ruralite in the audience arose fo his feet and cried excitedly: “Don't do it, What we want to! See is & good egg producer, } tediadadedadndndadndednded The Condensed Product “Oh, auntie, can I go to the fancy dress ball as a milk maid?” “No, darling; you're too | Well, then, can T go as a condensed = milkmaid ?"—~Lon- don Tattler. Reeeeeee eee Seeeeeeeeeeen SERRE ERE RE Oe "Em All “How many kinds of flowers are there In the world?" “Really, | have no idea. Some }day Tl get bold of my wife's spring hat and count ‘em up.”—Loutsville Courier-Journal, e in Three Pieces Stela—Is it a one-piece frock? Bella~-No; she told me herself that it included three pieces of her husband's mind.—Harper’s Bazar. On the Burr Scotch Sérgeant (drilling re- crulte) — When I say “Right turrern!” at the last syllable o° the worrrd Puneh. “wren,” you turrrn— But Not More Diplomatic “Will the ladies move up front, please,” said the conductor on a car | crowded with matinee girts. There was little response, so he looking man than | am. Smiling, the girls moved up.— Boston Transcript. Explained “Ii all my stories, I look into my heart and write.” “Humph! The stories might be more intelligible if you looked into your head first.” Described Hudson—Is he a chip off the old block? Judson—Wors) yet; he's a cor nice off the old whited sepulcher.— Smart Set. jlean eag irificed many pairs of ¢ | plause. OREN GRINSTEAD, OF SEATTLE, WILL ““SQME FIGURE” AT CHICAGO CONVENT Loren Grinstead voted just twice) —————— In hie life for president of the the kind who will top & mere #nap of thelg United States. He voted for T. R. and any old sort of an in 1904—he was 24 then, He voted They'll be put o for W. Howard Taft in 1908-—~he Prone fs not was 28 then. This year, at the age ° ba am loop! of 32, Loren Grinst will make) hrough olee the chief argument in the bitterest, His Career, contest to come before the repubil- | Grinstead hae Mee a can national committee at Chicago. ton since hé wad & nt Grinstead will present the case of| cated in the pala i the Roosevelt delegation from the Cheney and at the onde state of Washington. Grinstfad has had a crackerjack training for (his Important job. In chool. When he ore the Philippines ne armed {iy | University of Wy 4 the first place, he likes a good | school, from which the fight—he wana high private in the jin 1905. He stayed fo Philippines, having joined Com jfor a year after that, pany A, First Washington Infantry, secretary to P U, 8. Volunteers. He moves qulek- as athletic manager ly—he had to have that quality an office in the G when he was one of the ik base- and hung bis shingle gg a | has been in the law ball players at the University of Washington, He dovsn't get ex- lthem, In 1907 he , ted-—he acquired that trait both to net’ on assistant aad ing # graduate manager of athietion at the house of Yer the university and iso through | Olympia. He was = | sitting through four seasions af) 1909, both in the the 3 legislative oratory at Olympia, And cial sessions, and im he can talk logically--he had the) wiead is recognined: training of an intereotleg! de lof the best pari bater during his vu ‘graduate wtate In 1908 f days. little time off 1 ee ’ Maybe the old-time machine politicians amiled when they heard! that the progressives decided to re the money to send this young fellow to Chicago, not a dele gate, but as counsel for the whole meeting of the " Washington delegation for Roose- committee at Aj velt. But Grinstead is the kind of|their hand before they succeed In Grinstead ts married 1M fy i | direct the campaign of = | 8. Cosgrove, in HO hem i | Senator Poindexter, Grinstead was the reader at the LOREN GRINSTEAD. chap who will make them show‘ unseating the T. R. men. He is not|two children - WON'T SPEAK IN | G. A. R. HALL AT THE THEATRES THIS WEEK. Moore—Wm, Hodge in “The | ; Man From Home.” (By United Prose teased wie) at Beattio—Dark PORTLAND, Or. June 3.--Be Metropolitan--Dark cause of the opposition of the vet Orpheum — Vaudeville. erans, it has been decided today Emprese—V. jeville. that Miss Emma Goldman will can rar cel her lecture, to be delivered at i ua the hall used by the G. A. R © fe | 7 Pantages Vaudeville ge td qucadenes and motion |) iis Goldman addressed about 300 : - , | persons here. Her lectures will worn Photoplays and vu} continue each evening tll Thure-|f ‘That ts one of the mai Melbourne—-Photoplays and vaw portant questions for the ie deville sands of people who eat at) one meal a day down tows belleve that you will ing at the Bniddale, You will find bere the foods that the market affer tastily prepared, served, and the prlees the See eee * as 7 AT THE MOORE * * * OCP ee eee ee eee ee “The Man From Home” ts ex-| preasly designed to make the Amer-|two 4 He is « lawyer | Dreamian hd samen (0 Gance In Guaranteed. — Private Beventh and Union from Kokomo, Indiana, who goes to! moderate. ar Italy to tell his "Ol Man! Ne Simpson shter,” she can't mar-| bak cater partie ry the fortune-hunting eart!’s son. PH RRO BAT § _ ade. Try ws. Who asks a ent” of or i. 000. And the way that “vulgar and) Notice as impossible” Hoosier confounds the'| FOR RHEUMATISM Pais i vations and clubs: We have the best ff taking care of your | —READ BOOKLET— All Druggists , and brings the girl atisfactory | though an fortune-hunters to her senses ts highly to an American audic Boglish one might not lke it quite; We can handle any” so well | <enqencsiomganantadeteencnstomeninmnemin 1 ip to COR, Camu William Hodge's Hooster was 80) Main 3626. Ukable last night that the audience! St. Pau! Stove | at the Moore theatre last night sac & Plumbing Co. * in ap Hodge made ao curtain speech which made every person in the theatre his friend. it's a refreshing, wholesome play, and full of wit and gentle satire. Hodge is great and the supporting | stoves. ranges end | furnaces. Water packs and colle pat | From ome” will be here tor thive| pPREE DEVELOPING more nights and a matinee. itd nothing, 8p ee ¥ gg Pi ey Have Your Phew deo POST CARD Mall Orders Deat Attention. 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