The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 1, 1912, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR - Private Mxchange Main 9400 rhiwest a lehwed wire Wi ~ paatortte of clty, She per mon. up to six mos.) ed Daily by The Star Pebiieniag Go ~“Phome: Rachaege © Doing a good turn is sometimes interpreted to mean turn- ing some fellow's pockets inside out. The Joys of Pierp The other day a persistent French newspaper man got hold » ey ! af J. Pierpont Morgan at Aix-les-Bains and between “le Bon sandwich"-—of which he says the billionaire partook four-—and| a glass of champagne, succeeded in getting the great man to talk. One of the questions he asked Morgan was: the greatest joys in your life Doubtless you think he said it was the ability to pay $500, @0 for a great painting, sculpture, or rare tapestry; or the ef to bluff T. R. into allowing the steel trast to absorb) its more powerful rival the ability to stay Uncle hand from a prosecution of the Harvester trust; or the might that can create a hand-made panic, or that can make all Wall| #t. shiver any one of a thousand things that millions of Moncey can do. Wrong, all wrong! Here is Morgan’s answer? “My greatest joys are in my work, and in my children] “What are or st Sam's SWEEPING REDUCTIONS iio » are your brooms to Deacon Hardeyder-—-Young man, day, mister? I want tew see & fust clam, » “Brooms? Brooms? Why, lady, number one separator we don't sell brooms at this coun. Perey Smart (a new clerk, and) ter not familiar with farm implements) “Then what's that sign ‘Sweeping Ah! ha! So you are having trou- Reductions’ doing wp there? I ble with your better half, oh? thought you were selling brooms Woll, air, there is an excellent di cheaper than usuh vorce lawyer ou the teath floor. AN OLD, OLD PRACTICE A little fellow who had just felt the bard side of the slipper had and grandchildren.” Now we don't like Pierp., don't like what he stands for, his influence in poltics and business, but after all, doesn’t it reveal a human side to the financier that perhaps we had not suspected? “Work and his children.” Why, after all, he is in some things jusf like us plain folks. Even money cannot drive all the human sap out of a man’s heart TURKISH ministers are reported to have wiped up the carpet with @ach other at a cabinet meeting. Watch the price of rugs aviate now. IT 1S quite possibie for a woman to keep up with the styles and @til! be satisfied with last year’s baby——New York Times. FROM the standpoint of the Tacoma team, at least, there's no place!) Hike home—for uncertainty. the era of progress, reform and purity, they are after papers as well as the cataup men, the purveyors of benzoate @f soda, the grafters and the impure judiciary A bili ts being pushed fm congress to require all newspapers to publish, regularly their editors, stockholders and bondholders, and in some states seachusetts, for instance, laws have been created to punish with a fine @f $10 or more any advertiser who causes an untruthful or re advertisement to be published Why not? The peevie have a right to know what Influences tho] Publications that influence the public and its servants in office. The people certainty are entitled to protection against lars who are ont their money through advertising. The movement for an honest showdown by the newspapers will be indorsed by the honest pert of the public press, for it will be to their advantage that the frauds and fakers in out, which they will be when the character of their ownership and their dependence upon the “tricks of the trade” are exposed. CHICAGO brewers have raised the ‘price of beer 50 cents per barr. Wonder if the public will swallow it so easily? WONDER if it is because Chicago has had so many national pollt- teal conventions that it is cated the Windy City? | The New Moral Law law: Thou shalt pay no man for his work less than suffices torn ont of the English coal strike is the new moral for a decent living. This is the law of the minimum wage. Men are awaken- a list of | Mas-| the business be cleaned) tarned to his mother for consolation Mother,” he asked, “did grandpa thrash father when he was a little bey” Yeu,” answered bis mother, impressively “And did bis father thrash him when he was littleT “Yea, “And did bis father thrash him tT" “Yea.” A pause “Well, who started this thing, anyway ?"--MeCall's Magazine, A REAL MEAT BABY Small Beanie had been taken im to seo her new baby brother for the first time. i do you like him?” asked papa. Fin replied Bessie. “I was getting awfully tired of sawdust dolis, and fm glad we've got a real meat one at i WHAT ELSE? ae ‘SIZE VERSUS AGE | fee enceal ALL Kingz Reginald —_Plerpont Darling-—~| Mise Tella Whopper—I would Er-ah-babtendah, what have you In/ like a waist like this one. cawk-tipped cigawettes? | Mine Shopp—Let me see—you're The Red Dog Bartender--Ter-|about 36, 1 guces. baccer, y nderfoot chump, you.| Miss T. W.--Ob! merey, no! | terbaceer! erwas only is last birthday. NOT APPRECIATED “Md you approach the prominent citizens of yonder village as I bade you?” aske@ the creat philanthropist “I did,” answered the chief disbursing officer. ‘Mid you inform them that I desired to present them with a col lege, a hospital and a library?” “I conveyed your message faithfully, But they dismissed me, saying they were neither ignorant nor unhealthy, and had no time to ait sround reading novels.”—-Waashington Star, ed THE STAR—SATURDAY, JUNE | never | my * ing to it everywhere. But close upon the discovery of this|® *\% law treads a momentous question : * COULDN'T PLAY HAMLET i ‘i * WHAT is a decent living? And the answer to that ques- 2 isar cena ag han ae CeRRRT We: Hae “HINT Se: z tion will stretch forward into the unknown centuries, for there| » SubManager—Yea, Mr. Montgomery. is yet another law that drives men on and on. Nothing is|* Leading Man—Then | must borrow the sum of two pence! = # ood enough to final. Th is Itimate ! * Sub-Manager—Why? * gh bi — dont ar saat * Leading Man—tI have four days’ growth upon my chin. One #& eee ene smmrn Gam acne = arse —n | cannot play Hamlet in a beard! * . * SubManager—Um—Well—We'll put on “Macheth"!—Panch. ® * * IN THE- EDITOR'S MAIL. Wesccnncrencrvecsaresecnnee’ Editor Seattle Star: Please ac- but the management who started FORMIDABLE Cept sincere thanks for kindness | the thing were fools—for they knew “What do you consider the most formidable feature of our new war- shown in our recent flag day sale.|the risk and danger, and simply for| ship?” asked the naval expert Your effort to aid us was greatly the sake of crowding the pe pie! And after some deliberation the economist replied: into the grandstand at 50c per seat,| The price tag.”—Washington Star. pga by our entire member- ‘ip. Very sincerely yours, MINNIE R. DAHUSTEN took the inexcusable risk that re- sulted in the killing and wounding lof so many people. Give the kodak| fool his share of the blame, bat give the management the real blame Not only guilty of gross careless Editor Seattle Star: Why do you Blame the kodak fiend for the acci-\ness, this management, for ove Meadows? Troe he half an hour after the accident, con nd no doubt was tinued to. take 5 grandstand the immediate canse of it—but why money from late-comers, when the Rot place the blame where it be knew there was no chance of giving longs? On the shoulders of those exhibition—a cool, deliberate Who promoted the thing, took the al people's money and then no| The accident and the robbery I Precautions to protect the people,' saw, and everyone not interested in but started the flight in a narrow, |the affair, who saw it, knows wh eurved track, with a board fence on the really guilty ones are, and that one side and a wire fence and pipes when you call the kodak man a on the other, a track so narrow that fool, he was a legitimate fool, and the ieast little wnexpected thing that is all that can be said of him, would result in just the kind of an | whi the men in charge were fool accident as happened. guilty of the most unpardonal The man with the kodak was a fool no doubt, who knew no better, WwW. cor FIN EVERYBODY LIKES OUR DENTAL WORK Because—it's pleasing—only first-<lass materials are used—all work is Cone quickly—with less pats—every Dentist on our staff has had years of experience—every Dentist is most careful and efficient in his work—therefore when Ohio Dentists do your work you get the very best work at the lowest Cut-Rate Prices for which work of such character can possibly be done, $8 Bridge Work .. $10.00 Teeth , $15.00 Set of T » $5.00 - $8.00 Fillings Best $8 Gold Crowns ......$4.00 _ Second Ave. and University. Opposite Stone-Fisher Co. Entrance 207 University St. Hotel Milwaukee Biram Heat A New Motet, Cententty Located Hot and Cold Over $20,000 Worth of High Class Furniture tn Rooms “sage dl RATES Klecirie Lights « Single Rooms, per week . «88.50, Month $10.00 ‘Telephones Koom and Bath, per week. . $5.00, Month Sio.08 Inspect this hotel — Everyihing complete—A beautiful lobby and correspondence roum CORNER SEVENTH AND KING STREETS $10,000 Dining Koom in Connection. Phones; Ind. 9071; Moin 4904 ANOTHER GRAFT NIPPED “PENNY AUNTIE.” are ings comin Joeko? POLITICAL GOSSIP FROM THE CAPITAL BY GILSON GARDNER BY GILSON GARDNER (Washington Correspondent of The Star.) WASHINGTON, June 1.—-Woodrow Wilson carried Harmon's home county and lost Ohio by the narrow margin of 7,000 votes. Wilson seems to be a stronger candidate than Harmon, In order to even scores, Harmon ought to have carried Wilson's home county and lost New Jersey by 7,000 As pointed out previously in this correspondence, neither Clark nor | witson will get more than 400 votes on the first ballot. It requires 29 to nominate if the two-thirds rule is enforced. A plain majority of | the convention at Baltimore would be So the strongest candidate | will lack nearly 160 votes of a plain majority, All of which is of in terest, in view of an interview in which Champ Clark states that an effort will be made by his friends to do away ane try to select a candidate with the by @ mere majority, . } Senator Bourne of Oregon has issued National Progressive league, « for the amendment of the cor two-thirds rule 1 a statement in behalf of the Hing attention to the fact that the battle titution for the direct election of United Sates senators has only just begun, There are 48 states, and 36 of them must t affirmative action before the amendment pcomes ef- fective, Thirteen states can defeat the amendment by taking adverse action, or 1 sction at all. Bourne recommends vigilance and continued activity In ali states. . . * Certain big business influences have been hungry for a long time for the annexation of Cuba, It has } well understood in Washing ton that the next outbreak would be seized upon ax a pretense for tak ing over the island. The Taft administration has Almost the same reasons apply to Cuba as to Mexico. The adminis | tration, however, has given up any immediate hope that it | upported in intervention in Mexico. would be Bad! I use ter be able to knock but it's all aff now—sinee the boss | down a cent or two and send some put this cash register on the or. thing over to my folks in Africa, | gan.” = _— = 3 been eager for this, | | | nla Fighting Fire. Mra, Bacon—And your is a five fighter? Mra, Eabert aw & man harder against getting morning to start one. husband Is het Well, I who could fight up in the Big Ones, “How do you make your living, jaar” vicking up pina, sir.” “Dear me! What an odd occu pation, Where? “In & bowling alley, sir,” Just Like One. Chaperon—-fess, ts that young man who called on you last night an auctioneer? Ress-—Why sot Chaperon—-He talka Ike one. He pot up that going bluff for about half an hour.—-Chieago Rxaminer, OSM) ASE. found a large copper 4 1865 under th’ carpet in room 6 at th’ Besleysport | House. Which is considered mys terious, sence that very carpet had been took up an’ cleaned in 1867." Let the Worst Come. Hub (arriving home)-——Well, I've bad my life insored for $20,000. Wife—-Thank goodness! Now 1 shan’t have to keep cautioning you to be careful whenever you go any place. Modern Farm implements. The city nephew was showing bis country uncle the town from a seat in the open air street car, “You don't often get a chance to ride on 4 street car, uncle,” said nephew, “No,” said uncle, “I don't believe T've rid on @ street car sinoe we got our new motor car.”—-Argooaut. Two of a Kind. “| have a fishing bost and @ chauffeur that are both in the same class.” “How do you meant” “1 am always bailing them out.”— Baltimore American. hha cena cacti hig deta al The First Thing. Sillicns-—-What ts the first *& thing a fellow should do if he *® wants to please a girl? Cynicus—Make a fool of ® himself over ber.—Philadol- ® phia Record. * cee aenekeeeank see = oabesesese Natural History Note. Knicker—Which end of a cow gets up first? Butcher—it ali rises at once-— New York Sun. Hie Start. “You got your start In politics by burning midnight oil?” “Yes,” replied Senator Sorghum. “I was one of the busiest boys you ever saw in a torchlight proces- sion.”—-Washington Star. Much Longer. Mra. Ex@ (with newapaper)— Here's an interesting Mat of things a penny will do. It is nearly half a column long. Mr. Exe—Humph! see a list of the won't do. You ought to things a penny Boston Transcript, Of Course. “Why is the letter R supposed to be so fatal to the oyster?” Can't you see, stupid, that it makes an end to it?”—Baltimore | American Still Hoping. “Life is a series of disappotnt- ments.” “Yes. IT know a man who has been hoping nearly all his life that he would some day come into pos session of a coin worth more than im face value.’ “Just Say” HORLICK’S It Means Original and Genuine MALTED MILK The Food-drink for All Ages, More healthful than Tea or Coffee. Agrees with the weakest digestion. Delicious, invigorating and nutritious, Rich milk, malted grain, powder form, A quick lunch prepared in a minute Take no substitute. Ask for HORLICK’S, 5" Others are imitations, EVERETT- SRATTLE INTERURBAN RAILWAY SRATTLE TO EVOKETT—Limited 10:30 am end 6:25 pm rladesiars wocal ‘Trains--6:30, 1:50, 8:80, 9:80, 10:80 11:80 min; 12:80, 1:30 B, 2:36, Seay ree) 6:86, 1:80, 8:80, 8:aet iia’ p 8 Baturs day and | wicket. Offic eae V Drug S—Limtted trai m, and 4:00 p u tratng al traine—6'10, 6:60, 1100, s:09, 1100, 2:00, 9:00," 4:01 ; 2300, 8:00, 10:18 » train Saturday and ngage leaves 0:09 COCHSCOSOSSSCOOSe SOSH HOSHHOOOOOM HERE’S FIRST PRIZE WINNER Houghton Girl Wins First Prize » Jingle Contest-—Contribu Funny “Funny Poem.” There was a man, and he naught, And robbers came to rob him He crept up to the chimney pot, And then they thought they had him, was But he got down on t’other side, And then they could not find him. He ran fourteen miles tn days, And never looked behind him STUART fifteen A Houghton, Wash WINS SECOND PRIZE IN CONTEST Clara Le Gary Sends Funny Jingle On Terrible Three—Wins Second Prize in Funny Poem Contest. WE THREE Oh, we're the happy-golucky kids, We're the kids of the terrible three, And when there's been a robbery They always blame it on we three One day we hooked some apples green, And ma she saw us through the screen. We suffered then, and then some more, For the doctor doped us with pills galore. CLARA LE GARY. Edmonda, Box 219. A LITTLE FELLOW AND THE STAR Pretty Poem About a “Kiddo” and The Star—Contributed by @ Fail City Girl. JOUNNY AND THE STAR. By treme Whittietd. iret time T enw the Star man ning wae getting Inte. 1 was hurrying up with the dinner When he turned fn at hnRy ran out on You know how ye When the man ald kiddo! Do your folks take The Siar? Johnny pipes up real sassy Well Id think we do We've taken that same paper Since moat 1492 Then I came out and told him Our subscription was paid to da And he turned to go but he winked at John Refore he went out the gate. That afternoon our Johnny Was playing with Jimmy Bowers They were trying to start a circus On that back ist of ours Sounds came tp at the winde That I cogidn’t help but ‘They were working away #0 And thetr voices ra out Johnny was telling Jimmy That the Star man came that day Jim says, “Do folks take 1? John saya, I whould say in this rube town no news, ain't have The Star have the blues.” The next time the Star man came here Our subscription hed just run out Va been putting off sending for it emain A_week or thereabout P'é forgotten about the Star man wae thinking I'd better not walt But would write the letter that minute When In he came at the gate He axked tf I wished to renew it, And I said of course 1 did, Then as his eyes Ht on Johnny, He said, “Why, hello, kid! the fellow that told me od always take The Star?” " saya Je ny. “I'm up If I am out of town so far.” Modern Furniture Company. Charter Oak Ranges. Eastward Through the Storied No Seattle and the Pacific N Minneapolis and St. Paul. Excu On sale to all points in the Eas “stopovers” on route Through Gardiner gateway, tember 15, Our dining car ser bakeries, poultry and dairy farms. -| prize will be $1.00 and the second) @ See America NOW! @ See the most beautiful and interesting part of it from the NORTH COAST ~| LIMITED or the ATLANTIC EXPRESS, running through to Chicago daily from Additional stop allowed for making the side trip through YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK Northern Pacific THE STAR CIRCLE} PUBLIS. D EVERY SATURDAY EDITED BY UNC JACK : SOPHO HHOOOOOEEEOSE SEES GO 5,4 — HONOR ROLL Nels Larsen Fred Miller Lovise Graham Cecil Tempieton Victor Milton. Dorcthy Shreeder Floyd Campbell Liffian Camptet Ethe! Bonnifiela, Marguerite Anderson, Catherine Bowers. Abraham Lillico, Harold Monroe, COUNTRY HEALTHY Pien of oom 2 ty Dear Uncle Jue k—t like |read the oo | | Star Circle ang x on $ : list of your nieces and nevhews. old and live in the bo farm. 1 lke to live f= because the air ig have plenty of room to play oO as ‘ay Harbor, Oak “ The follow ne girls are ful applicants te the Ctrele: Helen Richford, 129 4 Rose Nardin, 6508 "Fee Olga Langford, Oak Harber, ‘So j But biliousness | aches, sour stomach, HOW DO YOU SPEND — VACATION? | IN THE NOISY CITY OR “DOWN ON THE FARM?" — LOTS | worRK— Bellingham Anacortes VIA SCRNIC SUNDAY, JUNE 2 S. S. SIOUX LEAVES COLMAN DOOK 9 A.) ARKIVES BACK 100 P, THE 5 Cnanpece SCENIC THE NORTH What is the best way to spend the | summer vacation? Can you anewer it, Circle girls and boys? The close} of school is nearing, and a long va‘} cation for school children ts almost at hand. But how should one spend | those long three months? Lots of| boys get odd little jobs during the summer months and those that do/ should write and tell what they do} during that time. Many children) remove to the country, down on the) big farm where pleasure and horses! are plenty. Would you sooner spend the vacation in the city or! Two cash prizes will be in this contest. The first} 50 cents. OR. CA FOLLETT Senrist 206 fre. @ £02 icone Mr. A. P. Riggs, Seattle, Wash. Dear Mr. R it gives me great pleasure to indorse’ “Eezema and Dandruff Cure.” About nine months ago I vinced that I was to be hopelessly bald. Now my friends what is making my hair grow. For his or her sake, I hope whose scalp is in a morbid condition or whose hair is will take your treatment. Very truly yours, LAX ¢ehdte Drop in and let our expert give you a treatment. If with it, it will cost you fifty cents. $1.00 per bottle or six for every where. A. P. RIGGS & CO., 215 Ete! Bidg. 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